BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni

Subject: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: susu
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 10:29 AM

Dear fellow Americans,

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah secured entitlements to people who reall don't need them blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah HIGHER TAXES FOR EVERYBODY blah blah blah blah blah blah blah KEEP SOCIAL SECURITY THE WAY THAT IT IS UNTIL A DEMOCRAT CAN GET INTO OFFICE AND PROTECT THE ENTITLEMENT SLUSH FUND AND TAKE CREDIT FOR FIXING A PROBLEM blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I DON'T WANT TO KEEP MORE OF MY OWN MONEY SO WHY SHOULD YOU? Blah blah blah blah blah blah DEMOCRATS SHOULD RULE THE WORLD NO MATTER WHAT OUTLANDISH IDEAS THEY COME UP WITH. Blah blah blah blah blah.


Good Night and may the Higher Being Bless America.

Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Peace
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 10:32 AM

SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
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SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA

SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
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Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Peace
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 10:37 AM

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SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
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Send back your husband;
at least he could write.
SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
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Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Peace
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 10:56 AM

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SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA
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You are the husband. Oh
joy. Send back your wif
e; at least she could w
rite. Shove your politi
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Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Joe Offer
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 07:43 PM

Hey, what's this spatula stuff? I take my spatulas very seriously, and I do not like the name of my spatula taken in vain.
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Layah
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 07:45 PM

What is the name of your spatula? I don't usually name my spatulas. But I do name houses and cars. Occasionally peices of furniture. Plants. I think if I started naming kitchen utensils it would get out of hand.

Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Peace
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 07:53 PM

My spatula--which I don't have--is called George.

Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Bobert
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 08:44 PM

Yeah, hubby...

What brucie said; SPATULA, pal...

Bobert

p.s. Might of fact, I would highly recommend the "Spatula Treatment" fir all posts which are made by folks who are living proof that "an ignorant man is Hell bent on proving his limitations" as the hub done over and over... yeah, spatula!

Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Teresa
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 08:58 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

That was a roll on the floor so vigorous I had to pick myself up with

a spatula

Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Bobert
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 09:05 PM

Now yer even hurtin' me, Teresa....

Ouch....

Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: mack/misophist
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 09:22 PM

There are four spatulas living in the kitchen. The all metal one hangs from the oven door and is called Daniel. The other four are left on the floor for the cats to play with. They are Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednigo. I don't know where they came from. Or the cats.

Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Bobert
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 09:24 PM

Well, it's safe bet that the cats didn't come from the spatulas... or vice versa...

Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Peace
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 10:55 PM

If they did, then you have catulas on the wall.

Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 10:58 PM

Shatner has done TV cooking shows from time to time. He's good with a spatula.

Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Davetnova
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 07:05 AM

Is the spatula for the kitty box a crapula

Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 09:39 AM

My spatula is heat resistent. So when you shove it up yer arse you can go sit on a griddle.

nnnnnnnnnn hotcakes

Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Peace
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 10:54 AM

The refer to be joint. fundamental preservation of not take all of the important issues as . Don't be afr to take a ri and let thin go for a . Love is the all friend and everywhere.

Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 12:01 PM

Absitively!

Subject: RE: BS: Hubby's interp. of Bobert's State of Uni
From: Peace
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 02:59 PM

Posolutely.