BS: Invasion of the spatulas

Subject: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Davetnova
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 07:09 AM

I've not been reading all that much recently but it seems like spatulas have invaded nearly every thread in BS. Should there now be an AS section? i.e Before Spatulas and After Spatulas.
Yours scrapingly - aDve
ps apparently dyslexics are worse drivers than drunks(laledgedly)

Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Crystal
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 07:17 AM

It's a conspirisy I tell you!
First they take over our forum then they will take over the world! AAARRRRGGGHH NO NO NO THE SPATULAS WILL ASSIMILATE US ALL!!!!!!!

Or is that the Borg? I forget.

Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 08:18 AM

STOP THIS NOW !!!!!!!!

IT'S GETTING VERY SILLY.

Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 08:46 AM

Have no fear. The tide has been turned on the spatula invasion. We've found the source and efforts are being made to plug the leak.

You see, it's like this. When people responded to the "How Many Spatulas Do YOU Own???" thread, they were only counting the spatulas in their kitchens. Just about everyone had neglected all the old worn-out spatulas that had been pressed into service in workshops, artist's studios and potting sheds. Those disenfranchised spatulae became angry and began to infiltrate other Mudcat threads.

All spatula counters have been asked to ammend their counts to include toolshed spatulae, so as to promote peace within the spatula community.

Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 09:09 AM

Spatulas rhyme with batchelors,
and even with flatulence...

Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 09:16 AM

Oh, BTW,

Spatula is Past Tense,

Present Tense is Spitula,

So what is Future Tense?

Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 09:33 AM

Future tents? Well, THIS might be it.

Personally, though, I would prefer my tent stayed in one place instead of being free to just drive off at will.

Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 09:41 AM

spurtula

Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Davetnova
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 09:45 AM

Thats not future tense, thats a spatula for fast food.

Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Layah
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 10:30 AM

If present tense is Spitula than obviously future tense is "will Spitula." English doesn't have any future tense aside from adding will.

Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Peace
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 10:35 AM

Spatula is appropriate answer political reli troll. Polite yet heavily laden with and. Spatulas are and invariably do. Taking is thing so that.

Thank

Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 10:44 AM

oh.

Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Peace
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 10:46 AM

Hello, SRS. Sometimes a guy has to make himself clear.

Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 11:02 AM

Nah! Guys can only make themselves clear in comic books and science fiction movies.

Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: *Laura*
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 06:36 PM

s.p.a.t.u.l.a.

just trying it for sound..........

Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Teresa
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 07:15 PM

It's BeeDubya! It's beeDubya! He is the instigator!

along with several others, including myself. :)

Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 08:24 PM

The spatula most overlooked is the pooper scooper.

Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: open mike
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 02:13 AM

scrapes
pats
and
turns
under
lifting
aloft

Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 10:11 AM

Haiku on Spatulae

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Absolute thinness
Absolute flatness
Two foolish dreams

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Defined by the horizontal
But dedicated to the vertical
Spatulas struggle

Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 12:50 PM

Defined by the horizontal       (8)
But dedicated to the vertical    (10)
Spatulas struggle                  (2)
                                        20

You cheated Amos. Ho^.ri^.zon^.tal not Hori^.zontal.

Subject: RE: BS: Invasion of the spatulas
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 01:01 PM

Free form Haiku... Free form... Dig it... It's a groove, man, it's a groove...



HEY!!! That kid just snatched my beret. Somebody grab the little fucker!