BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...

Subject: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 05:54 PM

Well, I'm sure this will be comforting to any Virgina Catters but (pun intended) if you are bending over and part of yer butt crack is visable, you won't be arrested and fined $50. Also voted down was the same punishment if part of your underwear is exposed at the waste...

Whew, I don't know about you folks but I'm gonna party all night...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: Peace
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 05:56 PM

Democracy is assured. Plumbers will now feel more at ease on the job, and so will people wearing G-strings. Gotta love it, Bobert. Good eye.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 07:01 PM

Thank God! I was quite worried about what might happen to you, Bobert, if that law had ever gone through.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 08:19 PM

It seems to me that yhey simply just don't want to say no to crack!!!

That's it in a nutshell.

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 08:50 PM

Ahhhh, this ain't all its cracked up top be, anyway...

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 09:52 PM

Tell ya' Bobertz, I don't mind their u-trou exposed to the waist but if it's exposed to the waste and I have to see it.....uh, no thanks.......

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 10:02 PM

well, I HOPE they finally voted it down! This was in today's Post:

RICHMOND

Attention, parents: The state of Virginia understands that you lead busy lives, but lawmakers are confident that you will be only too happy to tack just one more task onto your morning routine -- a quick pants check as the kids head out the door.

The House of Delegates voted 60 to 34 Tuesday to impose a $50 fine on anyone found wearing pants low enough that a substantial portion of undergarments is showing. Note the vote: It wasn't even close.

Sure, it will be difficult to guarantee that your kids' pants stay secured around the waist all day, but there are ways to protect your offspring from exposure to police action and resulting fines. I suggest duct tape or, in extreme cases, super glue.

Virginia yields to no state in its protection of individual rights. This year, the legislature has stood tall against the threat to freedom posed by the use of cameras to enforce the law against running red lights. Lawmakers made certain that Virginians would not be barred from entering a day-care center with a loaded gun. And the House is poised to reject an effort to restrict teenagers' use of cell phones while driving.

But there is an odd gap in Virginia's protection of your liberties. Somehow, these same legislators are only too happy to get inside your marriage, your bedroom and even your pants.

The General Assembly, which in recent years passed bills banning same-sex marriage and prohibiting civil unions and other partnership contracts, feels compelled this year to add a constitutional amendment defining marriage as a bond between a man and a woman.

.........it goes on...

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: Peace
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 10:30 PM

Lucky kid.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: dianavan
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 02:40 AM

Why limit the outrage to butt cracks. What about cleavage? What about those creases in the back of my knees? I also think that orifice above your chin should be considered an unsightly crack. How about the creases on each side of the nose?   

Maybe the burkha is the answer, after all.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 03:14 AM

And we thought making all cucumbers straight was a stupid law.....

Mind you, having sat on the train many a time with someone's half mast trousers and exposed pants in my face, I can wholly concurr with the sentiment behind the motion.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 04:18 AM

I was always taught in my English grammar classes at school that one should never start a sentence with if, and, or butt.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: Davetnova
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 04:41 AM

A good thing too I say. Working in a school I have to spend considerable portions of of each day walking up stairs behind sixteen and seventeen year old girls each intent on showing as much of their Gstrings as possible. I find that this can fill me with moral outrage and the drool has stained my tie indelibly.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 05:02 AM

And so the American religious Taliban is foiled....for the moment.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 05:35 AM

Has no-one warned them of the dangers of a chill on the kidneys?

My mother wouldn't even look at a pair of knickers if they didn't at least come up to her belly button.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 01:35 PM

What about if they aren't actually wearing underwear? No problems there, I take it?

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: Nerd
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 03:21 PM

And I thought this was about some guy named "Butt Crack Bill" and his experience of voting in Virginia.

Hey...it could happen!

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: annamill
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 04:02 PM

I have to say it. When my son was young(er) he was always walking around with his pants down below his undies and I hated it. I used to walk behind him and pretend to pull them down. He actually walked bow-legged
all the time, so his pants wouldn't fall all the way down. How silly!

Illegal? Also very silly!

His pants are comparably normal now, thank goodness.

Love, Annamill

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: Nerd
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 04:39 PM

Butt Crack Bill
Sittin' on a hill
his pants ridin' down makes his momma ill
and it's ride, ol' Butt Crack Bill...

Butt Crack Bill
Was a mighty bad man
Voted in Virginia and in Mary-land,
and it's ride, ol' Butt Crack Bill

Butt Crack Bill
ride, ride, ride
'tween those cheeks it's like the great divide
and it's ride, ol' Butt Crack Bill

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: harpgirl
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 06:22 PM

brilliant, nerd~! at least their asses aren't on their shoulders like they are down here in the sweet sunny south...

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 06:53 PM

I believe I saw a note in this morning's newsrag that the Virginia Senate Committee (Judiciary or something like that) rejected the Butt Crack bill UNANIMOUSLY.

I sympathize deeply with some of the other stuff, as the Kansas Legislature has just voted to send a Constitutional Amendment banning "gay marriage," and banning the recognition of any marriages, or civil alternative thereto made any where else in the world, to a vote of the people. (They almost quoted Neuremburg, Sept 15, 1935 exactly in the last clause.)

Great tradition, that - letting the majority decide whether to deprive a minority of their rights.

Oh, and the Kansas School Board is also debating again whether to ban, restrict, or just mangle beyond recognition the "teaching of evolution." One proposal is they'll be allowed to teach it, as long as they put a sticker on every book that says "GOD SAYS IT AIN'T SO."

Nobody around here even seems to wonder who's GgOoDd they're talking about.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 06:59 PM

Backwards, ever backwards, who'd have believed it. Stupid humanity happy in its ignorance.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 07:01 PM

What about Superman? (And poor old John Major...)

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: Bobert
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 07:14 PM

Spaekin' of butt cracks, where's MG?

I mean, not like MG is a butt crack, though he may very well be in possession of one, but (pun intended) this kinda stuff is right up his sleeve...

(No, Bobert, go back and check out the anatomy book... It's probably not up Martin's sleeeve...)

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Butt Crack Bill Voted Down in Va...
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 07:14 PM

To explain the last posting.. John Major, a former Prime Minister of Britain, was once pictured in the tabloids, with his shirt tucked firmly into his underpants which were peeping over his waistband.

About the most interesting thing he ever did and certainly the thing he's most remembered for except liking peas and cricket.

LTS