BS: what's the first thing u think of ....

Subject: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: number 6
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 09:51 PM

... upon waking in the morning ????

personally I have conditioned myself to no longer think, instead I try to establish a positive mode from the get go. This is proving to be somewhat successful regardless of may follow.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Peace
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 09:52 PM

I think about taking a pee.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Teresa
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 09:54 PM

My cat Hans tells me what to think. His Highness orders me to feed him breakfast. :)

Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Peace
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 09:57 PM

Even before ya pee? Let him starve!

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Padre
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 10:05 PM

Prayer, and then letting the dogs out.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 10:07 PM

I thank God for the gift of another day.

Jerry

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Peace
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 10:13 PM

That too. But if I don't go first I can't concentrate on the rest. God must know and understand because it has happened everyday like that for years.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Teresa
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 10:15 PM

Ok, Brucie, no, his Royal Feline self does have to wait, but he's not happy about it. :)

Hope everything comes out all right. :-P

Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Peace
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 10:22 PM

It always works out in the end.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 10:31 PM

Made it through another night without turning into a giant cockroach!

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Sorcha
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 10:55 PM

Pee and then cofee. Mr has already let the dogs out. Fed them too.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 11:09 PM

First I determine what day of the week it is.

Sometimes the answer to something that has been puzzling me pops into my mind. It's a wonderful side-effect of sleep and dreams.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Bert
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 12:57 AM

Is it F&^%ing morning ALREADY!!!

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 01:23 AM

Sex.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Peace
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 03:39 AM

Not before takin' a wizz.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Teresa
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 03:46 AM

He's got pee on the brain, which is *not* to be confused with being pea-brained. :)

Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: gnu
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 05:58 AM

This morning it was - man, can Peter Frampton ever play a guitar! The radio alarm clock actually went off before I wakened. Must have been all the fun outdoor activity yesterday... damn snow!

Every morning... tea, hot, glorious TEA.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 05:59 AM

well this morning it was cuddles with Micca, then time to pee, then more cuddles, then feed the cats!

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 06:01 AM

breasts

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 09:42 AM

Having sex with Robbie Williams which is impossible so instead i get rampant bunny out instead!!!!!.
Then feed the cats and have a shower.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 08:01 PM

Having sex so I can take a wizz without peeing on the ceiling, then get coffee and breakfast.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: frogprince
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 10:22 PM

Glad it works that way for you, Cluin; if I wake up that way, it's kind of a no-win thing; the sex doesn't work out at all until after I take a wizz, but sometimes I about hafta hang a cold wet washrag on the damn thing to get it down so I can take a wizz.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 10:35 PM

oh f8ck here i go again..

why have i been so blessed with continuing existence
when throughout history so many more magnificent people than me
have been so cruelly snuffed out
by the whims of evil ruthless monsters

fucked if i know..

wish i had an inherited pension and private health care
to make the threatened possibility of old age in the mid 21st century
more appealing

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 10:38 PM

I think, "Sheesh. What time is it?" I look around blearily, and try to figure it out by the light conditions outside. I fumble around vaguely for the clock. It falls on the floor. Then I realize that I have to pee.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: GUEST,old & incontinent
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 10:45 PM

peed on the clock again dammit !!!!

must get a NEW RUST PROOFED ALARM

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Kaleea
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 12:33 AM

Oui, Oui, Brucie.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Peace
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 12:40 AM

Splish splash, I was takin' a bath . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Peace
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 02:59 AM

. . . after a wizz.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 03:49 AM

Usually now - Do I have to work today?

Previously - I haven't got the energy to even move today.

Today - go take medication for chest infection. Having done so, the syrup is sooo sickly, I'm experiencing a sugar high, sitting here trembling!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Teresa
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 03:52 AM

Oh liz, get well, please. :)

Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 05:18 AM

Thank you Teresa... I'm getting there.. .just want to milk the last ounce of sympathy out of people!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: fat B****rd
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 02:15 PM

..how long can I lie in this nice warm bed without wetting myself ??

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: LilyFestre
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 02:29 PM

I think....15 more minutes.....15 more miutes...I can hit the snooze button 4 more times before I HAVE to get out of bed...oh hell...why haven't we put in a bathroom upstairs?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 02:48 PM

It's either "what the hell is Kendall doing waking me up to tell me he's hungry?" (which he did in our motel room this morning by throwing back the curtains and letting the light in) or "is he awake enough for a cuddle yet".

The other one is " can I slide out of bed without disturbing the sleeping bear".

Still in the honeymoon stage I guess.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Peace
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 03:04 PM

First thing I thought of today was takin' a wizz.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: LilyFestre
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 03:29 PM

Okay, okay with the pee thing brucie, how about your second thought of the day? Hmmm?

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 04:40 PM

Just hope it wasn't "Damn, I shoulda moved sooner!"

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: LilyFestre
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 05:02 PM

LOL!

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Peace
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 08:16 PM

My second thought was how relieved I felt after takin' the wizz.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: number 6
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 08:39 PM

I'm usually woken up at 5:00 a.m. by an urgent need to go have a whizz ... then it's 2 more hours of solid nod time 'till I have to get up at 7:00.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Peace
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 08:43 PM

I have to go seven times a noght. I'm happy to get to the bathroom for six of them. Count yer blessings.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: number 6
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 10:16 PM

Jeeeeeesh,

You got it pretty bad there Brucie !!

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: GUEST, heric
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 10:44 PM

the winter sunlight filtered through lace curtains upon the morningwood

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Sorcha
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 11:06 PM

Pee, then coffee.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Peace
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 11:15 PM

Thank you, Sorcha. Thank you, thank you.

There, do the LOT OF YOU HEAR THAT?

Pee, THEN other things.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Crystal
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 05:09 AM

First thing I think of?
usually
"AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH I'm LATE!!!" followed by a stream of expletives. The joys of being young.

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 09:43 AM

"Is it MY turn to go bring coffee (for me) and tea (for her) back to be drunk in bed, or is it my Beautiful Wife's turn?"

The pee business takes no thinking at all.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Peace
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 10:12 AM

I checked today when I awoke.

WHIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 10:30 AM

Llamas.

Don't ask.

:D

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: GUEST,Mrr
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 09:06 AM

HItting the snooze button.

If it's a natural (non-alarm driven) wake-up, then it's a weekend, and I think about rolling over and going back to sleep, which I then do.

Parents never get enough sleep, but I'm still catching up on college, I think!

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 09:27 AM

Now I know why brucie's on the fire brigade.

This morning, the first thing I thought of was "What the...? Why isn't the beeper as loud as usual? And where the **** is it? Goddamn, it's under the bed and I have to stand on my head to get at the ****in' thing!"

Well, you DO wake up when you do that....

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Kim C
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 10:12 AM

The first thing I think of is, dammit it's still dark outside. . .Why do I have to get up when it's dark outside and go to work when I'd rather stay in bed?

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 11:00 AM

Normally Crystal, or occasionally whatever brainwave came to me last night, and I couldn't be bothered to write down....

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Cluin
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 09:26 PM

Down at the nursing home, three old men were discussing the problems of ageing.
"Seventy is the worst age to be," said the 70 year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing happens."
"Count your blessings, kid," said the 80 year-old. "When you're eighty, you can't even crap right anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing moves when it's supposed to!"
"Actually, just you young fellers wait!" said the 90 year-old, "Ninety is the worst age of all."
"Why? Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 70 year-old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 7:00. I piss like a racehorse... no problem there at all." admitted the 90 year-old.
"So you have trouble shitting then?" asked the 80 year-old.
"No, no problem in that department either... I have a nice relaxing bowel movement every morning at 7:30." the oldest man responded.
"So what's so damn much worse about being ninety then?"
"Well, I don't wake up until 8."