BS: GuessDaMember

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: Davetnova
Date: 22 Apr 05 - 04:12 PM

I new he had a thing about kilts.

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: Once Famous
Date: 22 Apr 05 - 04:05 PM

I figure that you are one of the members who has died.

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: open mike
Date: 22 Apr 05 - 03:59 PM

LITTLE HAWK=THE LAW KILT
AMOS=SOMA
CATSPAW94=WASCAPT49

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,McGarth of Harlot
Date: 22 Apr 05 - 12:57 AM

GUEST,GUEST of 21 Apr 05 - 8:30PM are you the same GUEST,GUEST of 21 Apr 05 - 9:05PM..who knows? Who can tell? Who cares?

I, for one, have ceased from concerning myself with such matters. I ask questions concerning the nature of GUESTs' behavior, then refuse to consider any explanation given by aforenamed entity. It is an enlightened approach, a strategy that suits me well.

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,G
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 11:25 PM

'kinell oo cares a jackass?

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,GUEST
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 09:05 PM

Yes, but which Guest?

It's easy to see you don't know who I be.

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 08:56 PM

I betcha you can't either.

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 08:34 PM

You're GUEST.

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,GUEST
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 08:30 PM

If you think you're so smart, guess who I am.

I betcha can't.

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,I know who!!
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 08:19 PM

The fellow who just gave beedubya a title is khandu, the maniac who thinks he is King of Mississippi, who hands out "Royal Titles" like they were goat pills!

And Triune are Whittle Elk, Moas and Twapsac, the only members who have been here for years, whose names fit the anagrams!

So what do I win?

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,nowwho?
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 08:08 PM

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,Harold the Herald
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 03:12 PM

Hear ye! Hear ye!

Let it be known to all that since the Catholics have had so much fun electing their new Pope, we at the Mudcat have elected a new Poop. Our new Poop is the guy formerly known as Bee-dubya-ell. He is now required to renounce his old member name and assume, along with the Mantle of Poopdom, the Royal Spatula and the Royal Whoopee Cushion the title of "Poop Crapslinger 1½".

That is all. Have a pleasant evening.

Oh, by the way, if you're concerned that you didn't get to vote in the Poopal Election, don't worry about it. The folks that did the electing (aka the Reform School of Dicky Birds) have your best interests at heart. You can trust them. Really.

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 02:30 PM

Samo?

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: Dave'sWife
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 02:09 PM

catspaw94

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 02:06 PM

Triune...you are a prime candidate for either a new religion, or the famous 'home for the terminally screwed'.

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,Triune
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 01:46 PM

Actually I am three different members who have been here for years. I will give you a hint as to who I really are!

From the letters of my name, you can spell Mosa.

Yes, but from the letters of my name, you can spell Hittle Walk.

But from the letters and numbers of my name, you can spell 9Swatcap4

So can you tell me who I are?

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,GUEST
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 12:56 PM

Maybe you go 'round singin this song:

Now when I was a little boy,
at the age of five
I had somethin' in my pocket,
keep a lot of folks alive
Now I'm a man,
made twenty-one
You know baby,
we can have a lot of fun
I'm a man,
I spell M-A-N, man
All you pretty women,
stand in line
I can make love to you baby,
in an hour's time
I'm a man,
I spell M-A-N, man
I goin' back down,
to Kansas Stew
Bring back the second cousin,
Little Johnny the cocheroo
I'm a man,
I spell M-A-N, man
The line I shoot,
will never miss
The way I make love to 'em,
they can't resist
I'm a man,
I spell M-A-N, man

--

But I don't.

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,GUEST
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 12:51 PM

Well, you might sing like Howlin Wolf but you probably aint him.

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: Chris Green
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 12:46 PM

Bugger. I've not really got the hang of this, have I...

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 12:03 PM

membrum vitale

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 11:52 AM

He ain't heavy













He's my brother.

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 11:38 AM

Well, you ain't me (babe).

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,Ahab
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 11:22 AM

A member in good standing, as my leg was? The one Moby-Dick chewed off? Have you been chewed off? Do you know how it feels?

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,whozit
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 11:18 AM

I am a back door man.
I am a back door man.
Well the men don't know, but the little girls understand.

When everybody's sound asleep,
I'm somewhere making my midnight creep.
Yes in the morning, the rooster crow.
Something tell me, I got to go.

I am a back door man.
I am a back door man.
Well the men don't know, but little girls understand.

They take me to the doctor. Shot full o' holes.
Nurse cried, please save the soul.
Killed him for murder, first degree.
Judge's wife cried. Let the man go free.

I am a back door man.
I am a back door man.
Well the men don't know, but little girls understand.

Stand out there. Cop's wife cried.
Don't take him down. Rather be dead.
Six feets in the ground.
When you come home you can eat pork and beans.
I eats mo' chicken any man seen

I am a back door man.
I am a back door man.
Well the men don't know, but the little girls understand.

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,whozit
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 11:13 AM

No, He is neither us nor them...I fear the alternative!

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 11:11 AM

If you think you have spotted me, you're probably right. So what?

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 11:05 AM

He's one of THEM.

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 11:04 AM

But are you one of us?

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,Whomeye
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 11:01 AM

been a member for more than four years

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 11:01 AM

Are you an important enough member?

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 10:59 AM

yacuntya

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,hooRU
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 10:56 AM

How about a clue?

I live in NYS

Subject: RE: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 10:43 AM

WHOGABRA?

Subject: BS: GuessDaMember
From: GUEST,Whomeye?
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 10:41 AM

As long as membership is cookie-less, might as well take advantage and play guess that backdoor member!!!

so who am I. (I really need to know 'cause I can't remember)