BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!

Subject: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: s6k
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 01:50 PM

favourite quote, or a quote you like from The Big Lebowski.

First person to say a quote already said is a stinking blancmange

Mine

"Well thats just like... your opinion, man

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 01:56 PM

"That carpet brought the whole room together man..."

"Where's the money Lebowski?!?!?!"
"I'm pretty sure it's down there. Why don't you let me have another look..."

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: khandu
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 01:57 PM

Shut the fuck up, Danny!

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: khandu
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 02:04 PM

On the networks, they have the habit of replacing "offensive" wording with whatever they can think up...such as ; "Son of a buck" for "son of a bitch".

The epitome of the stupidity of this took place when "The Big Lebowski" was aired. John Goodman is beating the hell out of a car, shouting to the kid in the house, "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!" The networks made it, "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the street!"

k

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: robomatic
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 02:57 PM

"The Dude abides. I take comfort in that. So should you."

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: Alba
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 04:06 PM

" careful man, there's a beverage here"

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 04:10 PM

stinking blancmange

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 04:15 PM

"they have the habit of replacing "offensive" wording with whatever they can think up"

No... the BEST example of that is editing 'The Exorcist' for TV, and changing the line to "Your mother darns socks in HELL!"

I've wanted THAT on a t-shirt for years!

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: khandu
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 10:00 PM

Haw!! I had never heard that, Clinton! Damn...can you imagine hearing that your mom is a sockdarner!!!

Lenny Bruse shoulda had that guy writing for him!

ken

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: harpgirl
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 10:08 PM

mmmmmmm, a Sam Elliott movie: He was the stranger:

The stranger: I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself.

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: harpgirl
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 10:17 PM

The stranger: "Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, he eats you."

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: Amos
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 10:20 PM

It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals."

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: darkriver
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 01:32 AM

The Stranger: [opening narration] Way out west there was this fella I wanna tell ya' about. Goes by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for himself. See, this Lebowski, he called himself "The Dude". Now, Dude, there's a name no man would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, like-wise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned' interestin'. See, they call Los Angeles the "City Of Angels", but I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow it as there are some nice folks there. 'Course I aint never been to London, and I aint never seen France. And I aint never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing Los Angeles, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd seen in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can with a smile on my face. Without feelin' like the good lord gipped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place in the early nineties - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the eye-rackies. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man, I wont say a hero, cause, what's a hero? Sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here - The dude from Los Angeles. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude. The Dude, from Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man, and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in all of Los Angeles County. Which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. Sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced it enough.

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: GUEST,Jawbone
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 10:48 AM

This is what happens when you have fun with a stranger in the Alps

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: freda underhill
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 10:51 AM

They figured he was a lazy time wasting slacker. They were right.

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: robomatic
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 10:54 AM

One of the all-time greatest little music vids:

"I just dropped in (to see what condition my condition was in)"

the valkyries of bowling - goddamn!

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: PoppaGator
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 11:48 AM

One word: "Caucasian" (The Dude's nickname for his favorite beverage, the White Russian).

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: M.Ted
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 12:15 PM

The whole movie is a quote.

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: s6k
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 03:58 PM

very true ted!
ill post another favourite

The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: s6k
Date: 29 Apr 05 - 08:51 AM

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: s6k
Date: 13 May 05 - 08:04 AM

is this your homework larry?
is this your homework larry?
is this your homework larry?
is THIS your homework larry?
is this...
we know its his f******g homework, wheres the money you little brat?
we're gonna cut your d**k off larry..
YOURE KILLING YOUR FATHER LARRY!

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: GUEST,los Sandros
Date: 23 May 05 - 12:27 PM

Did this ever occur to you, man? Sir?

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 23 May 05 - 05:59 PM

Actually, my favourite quote from ANY movie, when the Dude is confronting the detective, Da Fino (Jon Polito):

Da Fino: Hey, relax man, I'm a brother shamus!

Dude: Brother shamus? What, like an Irish monk?

---Lepus Rex

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: s6k
Date: 23 May 05 - 06:15 PM

hey careful man theres a beverage here... ey!

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: GUEST
Date: 24 May 05 - 12:47 AM

according to the rule, (the one you made) "first person to say a quote already said is a stinking blancmange."

Alba already said the "careful, there's a beverage here" quote....

Doh!

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: s6k
Date: 24 May 05 - 03:30 AM

then i am a stinking blancmange !

fuckin' dog has fuckin' papers

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: GUEST
Date: 24 May 05 - 10:15 AM

Well, it's refreshing that you play by your own rules.

I confess I didn't even know what a "blancmange" was. It sounded nasty so I didn't bother, but actually it's not as bad as I thought...Sounds pretty tasty to me.

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: s6k
Date: 24 May 05 - 06:15 PM

i got certain information man, new s**t has come to light... and..... s**t, man !

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 24 May 05 - 07:52 PM

"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."

Subject: RE: BS: THE BIG LEBOWSKI - QUOTES!
From: s6k
Date: 25 May 05 - 03:06 AM

do you like sex mr lebowski?
excuse me?
sex - the physical act of love. coitus. do you like it?
i was talking about my rug.......
you dont like sex?
you mean coitus?

Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: GUEST,jason
Date: 28 May 05 - 10:19 PM

Check this out: http://www.cultclassicts.com
I have like 4 shirts!!

Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: s6k
Date: 29 May 05 - 07:27 AM

LOL thanks for the link, think i'll be doing some spending on there if they can ship to UK !

Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: s6k
Date: 18 Jul 05 - 12:05 PM

GOOD NEWS ALL

IN OCTOBER, THE BIG LEBOWSKI SPECIAL EDITION DVD WILL BE RELEASED IN AMERICA, WITH A EUROPEAN RELEASE IN NOVEMBER.

it is at this moment on Play.com for a UK release of 7 Nov.

there will also be an ACHIEVERS GIFT SET - double disc DVD with stuff in the box presumably (a toe? marmut? ashes? who knows)

no details about extras or anything else on the discs yet but i will keep you posted and hope you do the same.

i for one, will be willing to pay ANY amount of money for the achievers gift set. this is the DVD i have been waiting for, and nothing is going to stop me getting it the day it comes out.

Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 18 Jul 05 - 12:24 PM

Please, not the Eagles. I can't fucking stand the Eagles, man.

Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jul 05 - 12:50 PM

"I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off --do I make myself clear?"

"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening."

Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jul 05 - 01:03 PM

"It's a complicated case, Maude. Lotta ins, lotta outs. Fortunately I've been adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber."

Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: GUEST,Mayor107
Date: 22 Oct 05 - 03:50 PM

You can't triple stamp a double stamp....

You want a toe...I can get you a toe...

Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: Cluin
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 03:35 AM

"Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up, man!"

Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: s6k
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 07:57 PM

this is a very complicated case, maude, lotta ins, lotta outs

Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: Thomas the Rhymer
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 11:49 PM

What did you think this was... fun and games?

Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 12:03 AM

Hey, man, call a toe truck!

Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 12:26 AM

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!!! Go ahead! Stick your toe in my ass. Make my day! Ease his pain, hell?? He's a pain in the ass! They can't keep us down. Because WE'RE THE PEOPLE!"

Art

Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 09:25 PM

"There's just one thing, Dude..."

"What's that?"

"Do you have to use so many cuss words?"

"What the fuck're you talking about?"

"Okay, Dude, have it your way."

Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 09:28 PM

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict uh... drug uh... regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh... limber.

Subject: RE: BS: The Big Lebowski - Quotes!
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 09:29 PM

What the fuck does Viet Nam have to do with anything?