BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club

Subject: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 31 May 05 - 08:53 PM

Not really sure waht Binge is, but the goverment are keen to encurage binge drinking, a few of us have formed a club to support this activity, next meeting is at The Marlborough Club, Newstead Street, Hull, special guest appearance from Al Wihttle, aka Weelittledrummer, supported by Harri Watts Band, and that blues bloke from Cottingham.
Free entry, all welcome, and buckets of binge will be provided.

kick off about 8.30ish.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: Bill D
Date: 31 May 05 - 09:15 PM

must be good stuff!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 May 05 - 09:17 PM

Harumph! This thread has something to do with music! I demand that it be removed from the BS section and sent above the line before it pollutes the atmosphere of pure unadulterated BS we are trying to maintain down here! Clone! Oh, Clone! Come quickly!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: GUEST,Leadfingers
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 12:12 PM

Is the Binge supplied to be Bitter ? Or Mild ? Or possibly Porter ??

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 01:44 PM

Must very interesting watching a "man in a cot" binge drinking, cheers

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: Sorcha
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 04:42 PM

I think I could belong....LOL! Are we meeting at the Adelphi too??

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: gnu
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 05:03 PM

Yup, we had such a ban on "Happy Hour" here a while back. The real reason was that the well-to-do pub owners weren't making any money with the downturn in the economy and it was just a scheme to keep prices up. Soooo, the competition for business turned to "Ladies Nights" and such and the pubs who could afford to sell chicken wings cheap and such got the business. The small pubs, and, worse, neighbourhood pubs, which allowed people to walk to and from, rather than drive, got screwed.

The government and the pub owners don't give a crap about the health of drinkers or about drunk drivers or they wouldn't be in the business in the first place. It's just a scheme for the "big" pubs to get rid of some competition. Sneaky, greedy bastards!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: skipy
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 07:06 PM

never mind the porta, what about the starboarda!
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 07:12 PM

Drinking bilge is bad for you apparently. And it tastes funny...

I'm assuming that what sir jOhn actually meant, but it's always fun guessing.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 07:33 PM

nobody told me about the buckets of binge, I was planning on bringing my own binge, but if there free buckets full....

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: Morticia
Date: 01 Jun 05 - 07:44 PM

I see jOhn's been promoted again........someone let me know when he gets to Kinging....

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: ossonflags
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 12:30 AM

Guinness !! the true path.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 09:30 AM

I'd read all this stuff in the press about teenage binge drinking. Knowing that the younger element frequent my local club (at weekends, not midweek "grab a granny" nights when I go, naturally), I asked the barman, who I expected to know about these things, for a glass of binge, not knowing whether it comes with a cherry or an umbrella . He just shook his head and poured me a pint of ale as usual.
It must be a youth thing.

RtS
(I don't have a drink problem. I drink, I fall down, no problem)

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 10:21 AM

Ull allus has all the fun.

Good luck with all the binge; it never runs out, that's the magic.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: GUEST,Bill the collie
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 10:28 AM

As I'm a collie dog, I can lick my own nuts. Marvellous!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: Davetnova
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 10:28 AM

Would this be a harbinger of things yet to come?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 10:30 AM

Nice one Bill! If men could do that, women would become obsolete.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 10:41 AM

Liquor to licker

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 10:46 AM

The 10.28 BtC who is an auto-nut-slobberer was an imposter, not me, but LOL anyways.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 10:54 AM

If men could do that, women would become obsolete.

Don't be stupid! Who'd do the cooking, cleaning, washing, and throwing things at me when they see this?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: Nick
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 11:45 AM

Ted

Just type 'self fellatio' in Google (with images too)

Cleveland Way
The True Path

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 12:16 PM

Mine's so big I can reach it with my tongue anyway Nick.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: gnu
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 01:40 PM

Ya know, as disgusting as that is, it does pose a ponder... would you come in your own mouth?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: gnu
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 03:36 PM

I mean, out of the approximately ten girlfirends I had that were, ah, er, accomodating, only ten percent were, ah, er, accepting. The other nine were very upset, regardless of the explanation that it was a sudden event, which happened without sufficient time to issue an appropriate warning. However, when pondering the poser in my post above, such an arguement would be invalid. There it is, fish or bait hook?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: gnu
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 04:09 PM

Would such a person be an autosexual? a dickhead?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: gnu
Date: 02 Jun 05 - 04:18 PM

Oh come on now!? I didn't kill this thread by being any more gross than those before me.

Okay then. If the government is so concerned about the low prices during 'Happy Hour', why don't they raise the prices at the beer store to match the regular prices at he pub? Surely, those thrifty drinkers have a few at home before they go to the pub to socialize and get soaked with higher prices?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 06:07 AM

Sorry Gnu, I would like responded earlier but I had my mouth full.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: GUEST,Muppett
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 11:21 AM

By eck Binge drinking I'll have pay another visit John

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: GUEST,Penelope Rutledge Wellington-Jones
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 11:32 AM

It is this sort of thing which constantly reminds me how fortunate I was to be born in a good family, a family which practiced sobriety and self-control and set an example for its children. My heart goes out to those poor souls who are drawn into a life of license and drunken folly, destroying themselves and those whom they love dearly. It is utterly tragic.

My dear husband, Winston, has some tendency to rely overmuch on alcohol, and I lecture him daily on the evils of drink, so as to steer him in the right direction. Still, he vanishes off to his silly club or to the Vicar's Inn (which we are now owners of), and sits there with his "mates" into the wee hours, consuming FAR too much strong drink. I am going to keep at him until I get this behaviour of his entirely under control, because I feel that the survival of our marriage depends on it.

Besides which, he must set a proper example for my niece, Veronica. She is approaching the "dangerous" age.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: GUEST,Father Jack.
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 12:31 PM

DRINK, FECK, ARSE!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: GUEST,Penelope Rutledge Wellington-Jones
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 02:38 PM

That is just the sort of pitiable response I would expect from a drunken wretch who is probably a defrocked priest as well, and a social pariah.

Veronica says I shouldn't bother with this wretched forum, and she is probably right, but I do not intend to turn my back on the suffering while they may yet be saved from their folly.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Binge Drinking Club
From: gnu
Date: 03 Jun 05 - 05:02 PM

PRWJ... the very next time he leaves for that den of iniquity, change the locks and never let him back in. Sue for divorce from the drunken lout. It''s the only way he will ever be happy and find the courage to wake sober to another day.

You'll still be ugly in the morning.

Apologies, there, Winston.