Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Jun 05 - 01:43 PM Isn't it terrible how building workers and other labourers tend to take advantage of such situations, Avril? Nobody noticed when I quit the blow-up dolls either. |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Avril Betts Date: 28 Jun 05 - 07:19 AM People only notice when I do things, never when I give up doing things. I recently gave up sex for nearly a fortnight and it wasn't mentioned anywhere. When I was found naked in the High Street early one morning, after a group of building workers took advantage of my affable nature and fondness for the odd drink or twenty and then stripped me and had their evils ways with me, It was in every local paper. Mind you I did meet a very nice reporter who wanted me to demonstrate some of the things that had occurred - well he told me he was a reporter ! |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,Taylor Takemine Date: 27 Jun 05 - 09:50 PM I quit harassing Martin Gibson ages ago, and nobody noticed that either. |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,Honda-Yamaha Date: 27 Jun 05 - 06:49 PM Dont worry Dearie they don't waste any ink on lovin and kissin and such, but bootin in the hearse or playin with brass objects applied to peaceful posters is the main course here. |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: jpk Date: 27 Jun 05 - 05:29 PM i guit quit quit quit quit |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: gnu Date: 25 Jun 05 - 07:08 PM Hey Shane. Dale said to say, "High". |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 25 Jun 05 - 07:04 PM I sure as flip ain't. - BDiBR |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: gnu Date: 25 Jun 05 - 07:01 PM Who's sober? |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Ebbie Date: 25 Jun 05 - 06:54 PM Kind of like: 'I never knew the man drank until one day I saw him sober'? |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Jun 05 - 06:48 PM HO hum... no one notices what I do here until I stop doing it..... LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: jpk Date: 25 Jun 05 - 06:08 PM someone say someone quit,quit what,where at an when,mustave quit looking fer a little too long,gotta quit doing that |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: SINSULL Date: 24 Jun 05 - 10:16 PM 1000 |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,Art Thieme Date: 24 Jun 05 - 09:50 PM Alas, me Martini ain't 'ardly nothin' without ya, ducks. Art Thieme |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Charmion Date: 24 Jun 05 - 05:04 PM Yes. |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,Pseudolus at work Date: 24 Jun 05 - 04:21 PM I'll tell you what, Olive's two posts in this thread are the first two of hers I've ever read. I have an hour ride home from work and I'll probably laugh all the way. Thanks Olive. I hope ya never leave again!!! God bless ya! Frank P.S. By the way, when you say "It's an ugly bastard wot smells awful and it's bloody enormous", is that the rhino or Eddie? |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Troll Date: 24 Jun 05 - 04:10 PM Olive who? troll |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Irish sergeant Date: 24 Jun 05 - 03:32 PM Glad you're molified Olive Visit us often. Irish sergeant |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,Giok Date: 24 Jun 05 - 12:55 PM I too am a leg end in my own lunchtime, an' wot's mawer I've bin gorn fer fower days, and bleedin' Mudcat's dahn agin. I fink it's a conspracle. Giok [That Deid Cuddy canny spell Gnashinole Elves either.] |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST, Ebbie Date: 24 Jun 05 - 12:44 PM Nice that you've got that figured out, Rap. Some people go through their whole working lives dithering about how to accomplish nothing. :) DMcG, that's what I think too. If I ever catch up with that fella... |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Rapparee Date: 24 Jun 05 - 09:41 AM I quit working some months back, but nobody has noticed. They still pay me and everything. Quite nice, really. |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: *daylia* Date: 24 Jun 05 - 07:39 AM Hey Olive - if a bunch of fecking sods like these ever begged ME to come back, I'd be concerned too. I'd be worried I was losing my marbles, just like them. I'd sign up for some therapy right quick, believe me. Or maybe start going to confession every day. Or something! |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll Date: 24 Jun 05 - 07:31 AM Roight then. I am somewhat mollyfied, and I will consider rejoinin' the forum. I am 'appy to report that me Eddie 'as totally regained 'is former stature, followin' our marital reconsilliation and 'e now outweighs the 2nd largest Rhinoceros at the London Zoo. We are aimin' to surpass the largest one by next St Swithin's Day. It's an ugly bastard wot smells awful and it's bloody enormous. I fink if I cook enough bangers and mash for Eddie that the rhinoceros'es days as numbero Uno are numbered. We'll see. Cheers. - Olive Whatnoll |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Kaleea Date: 24 Jun 05 - 05:57 AM We 'Catters are terribly sorry, as we should have used our combined psychodellic powers to ascertain your whereabouts and send out the possum. Or, perhaps the posse? Ah, well. Please, do entertain us in your future, dear girl. |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,David Hannam Date: 24 Jun 05 - 05:52 AM Is that post for real? lol |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: freda underhill Date: 24 Jun 05 - 05:36 AM where is Sir JOhn these days? we don't see much of him.. |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: DMcG Date: 24 Jun 05 - 05:33 AM So many valuable members seem to leave without proper recognition. Your good selves, of course, but what of Dr Guitar? He seems to have left some patients, such as Ebbie, in mid-treatment, which is surely unethical. |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Big Al Whittle Date: 24 Jun 05 - 04:41 AM we want Olive! We want Olive! |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Dead Horse Date: 24 Jun 05 - 04:07 AM Hey Olive, where's ya been? Not heard from you in a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time! Has your hubby sorted out his personal problem yet? I hear they can now fit a device for it on the Nashnul Elf...... |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,bricie Date: 23 Jun 05 - 10:58 PM Like your husband Eddie, I too am a monument in my own mind. |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Ebbie Date: 23 Jun 05 - 10:56 PM hey, hey, hey- 'round the bend goes Ms. Buckay. |
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,Piece Date: 23 Jun 05 - 10:56 PM Now, now Olive. No 'arm was meant by it. |
Subject: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll Date: 23 Jun 05 - 10:50 PM I bloody well quit this fecking forum quite some time ago, and no one even noticed! You bloody sods are the fecking limit, going on and on and on about Martin-fecking-Gibson. 'E was an obscene bugger wivout no redeemin' features, and 'e don't deserve that sort of recognition if you ask me. I on the other 'and am a woman of considerable accomplishment wot is runnin' a fine retail establishment in Pickle-on-Thames and 'as 'ad 'er picture in the local paper free times. Me 'usband Eddie is a national monument, due to 'is unusual statistics. We are the Whatnolls, and when we bloody well quit a forum we expect people to beg and plead for us to come back. We 'ave been insulted and scorned by you lot. I 'ope you all die miserably wif festerin' boils and rot in 'Hades. - Olive Whatnoll |