BS: Unite Against Trevor

Subject: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: GUEST,Marjorie Kentworth
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 04:03 AM

My friend Trevor is always trying to get me to sign petitions. Now, he thinks he's being reaally good, but I can't stand it. Amazon rainforests, People Against Pisceans, Murder in the Sudan, you name it, he's against it. I don't mind that so much, you know, but I don't think its so good to always be AGAINST things, I think it's not good for the spirit.

So I tried to get him to sign a few POSITIVE petitions. People for Poodles, Optimists for a Better Freeway system, Folkies for Romance. He said he hated Poodles, that they are an indulgence, and that the money spent on feeding them would be better spent on the children of Ethiopia. He says Freeways should be abolished, and everyone should ride a bucycle, and that folk music was about social realism, and that Romance was an indulgence.

We had a bit of debate about this and I finally felt it was time. So I am starting a movement called UNITE AGAINST TREVOR. I've had enough of someone who always knows what's best and want to tell other people what to do all the time. Are you sick of those superior types who demand your allegiance to their dogma? If so, join me, and UNITE AGAINST TREVOR. And, just to put a little vigour into this, here is a sound clip from the people who will be performing at our first UNITE AGAINST TREVOR concert....

DUELLING BANJOS UNITE AGAINST TREVOR

yours in the struggle

Marjorie K.

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: gnomad
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 05:09 AM

I too have had enough of someone who always knows what's best and wants to tell other people what to do all the time.

So while I agree with you, my one-man rebellion will mean I don't sign.

With you in spirit.

Paul

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: freda underhill
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 06:03 AM

fantastic Paul, yes, I too am with you and will not sign!

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 06:12 AM

Her's the petition
Unite against trevor

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: GUEST,Marhorie Kentworth
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 06:14 AM

There goes that sneaky Kevin again, always trying to get his way. Kevin, I'll sign yours when you sign mine.


M.K.

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: Leadfingers
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 06:26 AM

Reminds of my mate who wrote a protest song against pressure groups !
Chorus finishe 'Cut down a tree , kick the cat and Nuke the bloody whales ' Great fun !!

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 08:29 AM

Way to go. I am getting really tired of pests like Trevor. I will happily sign. Let's see if we can get Trevor to either SHUT UP or be positive about something for a change... ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: kendall
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 09:16 AM

Beautiful! I love the Dueling Banjos

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: GUEST,Marjorie Kentworth
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 09:33 AM

I know that we are racing with a terrible inevitability towards International Multiglobal Fascomilitary Consumerism, but really, dear Trevor, what can I do about it? I work positively and constructively within my own small district. Do you seriously consider that by signing your online petition on global warming, that the icebergs will stop freezing?

I prefer to spend my time recovering from the trauma of the day by listening to Enya while soaking in the bath. Hoes my life exist anymore, or am I but a pawn of the international media?

Did you hear that Trevor? Stop being so bossy, stop hassling me. You may be right, but you don't know how to do really useful things like knit teapot cosies.

UNITE AGAINST TREVOR now! I'm too pathetic to cope with him on my own.

hopefully

Marjorie

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: JennyO
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 10:51 AM

What a breath of fresh air you are, Marjorie! I'll be happy to sign your little petition - down with Trevors! Let us unite in knitting more teapot cosies and fluffy lavender bedsocks, while listening to Enya and Loreena McKennitt!

I'll be right back - just got to check out a whooshing noise in the other room.............

Oh......it's just the flush of a distant toilet.........

BUGGER! I just stepped in a poodle!

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: GUEST,Marjorie Kentworth
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 10:58 AM

Thanks for your support, JennyO.

Re .. "BUGGER! I just stepped in a poodle! "

are you sure it was a poodle, and not a terrier?

if it was a terrier, we could..

UNITE AGAINST TERRIERS!

But, my daughter has a Staffordshire terrier, she would never forgive me, so we shall instead continue to

UNITE AGAINST TREVOR!

all the best

Marjorie

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 11:28 AM

Garden Gnomes Will Take Over / Unite Against Trevor

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: freda underhill
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 11:32 AM

in unity is strength!

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 11:45 AM

Well, there's the n and a t, but you're short of s r e g t h, which is an anagram of 'thergs' How did you find out about that moab plot?

p.s. I agree with the shutting up of Trevor. If we don't he'l get himself elected...

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: freda underhill
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 11:54 AM

in unity is strength - HYGIENIST NITS RUNT!

whereas Unite Against Trevor = VEGETARIANS IN TROUT

hmmm..

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 09:11 PM

I feel that if we all band together as one, in glorious Unity, we can succeed in totalling ignoring Trevor. Let's do it now!

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: Bill D
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 09:24 PM

"...band together as one, in glorious Unity,..."

and 3 times redundant unity, at that!

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 11:13 PM

Absitively!

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 11:17 PM

I would, like, be happy to kick Trevor's ass. Where does he live?

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: GUEST,The Late Trevor Crozier
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 12:46 AM

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: DougR
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 12:54 AM

People against Piceans? Jeeze! Whassamatta you Trevor? You crazy?

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: kendall
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 08:18 AM

HERMITS UNITE

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 09:33 AM

Motto of the Anti-Bondage league:

UNITE TO UNTIE!

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: GUEST,Fool With a Plan
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 10:46 AM

Trevor hates small dogs. For this alone he should be ostracized from decent society. Expunge Trevor, I say! Trevor must go!

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 07:31 PM

Here's a "Save the Krill" petition.

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 07:37 PM

whose paul?

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jul 05 - 09:40 AM

Peter's?

Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor
From: kendall
Date: 28 Jul 05 - 10:59 PM

I don't like little dogs either