BS: World's Thinnest Books

Subject: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:02 PM

Here are some I've heard. Please add to the list if you can think of any others!

World's Thinnest Books

FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
by John Denver

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL      
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
B y Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

Bridge Travel
by Ted Kennedy

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

LESSONS ON BEING A GOOD PRESIDENT AND INSPIRING THE WORLD
by George W. Bush

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:11 PM

Thinnest of all:- "The Collected Thoughts of G.W.Bush".

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:12 PM

Awesome! That's definitely my favorite so far!

E

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Tirghra
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:14 PM

Lessons in Humanity by Margaret Thatcher.

That one should be quite thin!

Tirghra

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: jeffp
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:35 PM

Internet Forum Moderation by Roger Gall

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:40 PM

Tirghra, very nice. How about this?

How to be a Good Christian and Promote Peace by Ian Paisley

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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Le Scaramouche
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:57 PM

Baldrick the Sausage.

The first book on your listen thickens out quite nicely if we add the Great Captains like Turnee, or Napoleon's fellows. Not to mention the Foreign Legion at Camerone or whats-his-name that took Madagascar, or those involved in North Africa.

Al Gore had a film about him!!!

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:59 PM

The Wit of Mudcat, Collected

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 04:00 PM

Honest Politics, by Trent Lott and Tom De Lay.

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: MMario
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 04:03 PM

Fidelity

By Bill Clinton

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 04:04 PM

What a group of comedians! Hahaha.

E

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Le Scaramouche
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 04:19 PM

Victoria Beckham's Guide to Great Literature.

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:09 AM

Michael Jackson : Practical parenting.

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:24 AM

Speling Made Easey by Dan Quayle

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: curmudgeon
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:28 AM

Ethics by Karl Rove
Christian Love by Pat Robertson

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: mooman
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:31 AM

PEACE AND LOVE TO ALL MEN
Martin Gibson

THE BIG BOOK OF 8
Sir jOhn from Hull9

Peace

moo

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Amos
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:32 AM

How to Make Friends and Influence People, by Martin Gibson

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:32 AM

Happy endings for all concerned: the folk songs.

The George Galloway guide to compromise.

Transparancy: the open goverment guide to the security services.

Th Kansas science curriculum.

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:33 AM

Shatner On Acting.

Shatner On Singing.


both by you-know-who....

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: kendall
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:34 AM

Italian sharpshooters. by Mussolini

Viet Nam War Heros by G.W. Bush, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld.

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:38 AM

Whose Roger Gall?

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:38 AM

Here's one my sis asked me to pass on....

How to find WMD in Iraq by G.W. Bush

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: mooman
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:41 AM

THE RETICENT PERFORMER
Clinton Hammond

Peace (;>)

moo

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Tam the man
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 11:18 AM

My Promises

by TONY BLAIR/MICHAEL HOWARD/CHARLES KENNEDY AND JACK MCCONNELL

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 11:21 AM

Tam, how about:

The Promises I've Kept?

:)haha

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 11:39 AM

Whose Roger Gall?

It's Shambles, jOhn ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 12:09 PM

For small coffee tables, there's "The Book Of Irish Erotic Art"

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: frogprince
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 12:30 PM

The Philosophical Insights of Paris Hilton.

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Tirghra
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 12:35 PM

That's hot.

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 03:08 PM

G.W. makes this too easy.

George W. Bush: Why the World Loves Me

E

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 04:09 PM

Futuristic City Planning for Coastal Dwellers by ClintonHammond

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: MudGuard
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 04:47 PM

"What men can know about women"

Two pages, both containing the text "This page has been left empty intentionally.

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: GUEST,Tír Eoghain
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 04:52 PM

Reasons to be Cheerful. Part 3, by The Reverend Ian Paisley

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 04:56 PM

The Wit And Wisdom Of Dick Cheney.

Personal Freedom: A Celebration In Print, by John Ashcroft.

The Joy of Giving, by Donald Trump.

The Neoconservative's Guide To Fiscal Responsibility, by Carl Rove.

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: *Laura*
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 07:18 PM

Living on the Wild Side, by the EFDSS

How to Tune a Guitar in Seconds, by Martin Carthy

xLx

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Severn
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 07:32 PM

1000 Years of German Humor

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: mooman
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 07:33 PM

Love your Martin Carthy one Laura!

Peace

moo

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 07:50 PM

I would like to advise that copies of my 5 page book

All a Male Expert knows about Women

are available from me for 50 cents & postage.

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: frogprince
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 07:59 PM

FIVE PAGES, Foolestroupe? That either has to be in very large print, or get kinda redundant, or both...

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 08:05 PM

I said I was an EXPERT, mate!

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: GUEST,Madeleine
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 01:14 AM

The One-Minute Novelist, by Marcel Proust

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Kaleea
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 02:57 AM

Living a Clean and Sober Life
   by Courtney Love

A Guide to Correct Phonics
by George W. Bush

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 06:19 AM

The Morris dancers guide to soft drinks

:D

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 06:25 AM

Sincerity on the Internet

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 09:11 AM

For my friend, Dave the Gnome:

The Collective Knowledge of the Poles

Haha! Only because I know you can take a joke, Dave...

E

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: freda underhill
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 09:24 AM

try putting the word "failure" into google, for an interesting 1 page book.

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Pseudolus
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 12:07 PM

That is way too funny freda!

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: John Hardly
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 02:06 PM

The Soul Of Wit -W Shakespeare

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 06:04 PM

Don't push it, E. Us Poles have been known to be revolting occasionaly as well...

:D

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 06:27 PM

How about this one Dave?

Polish anti-invasion techniques

E

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: John Hardly
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 06:46 PM

Karen Carpenter Cookbook

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 06:48 PM

HAH! I love the Carpenters, but's a damn good one John!

E

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 03 Sep 05 - 08:47 AM

Freda Underhill 09:24AM, Surely you mean "deferred success".

LOL
Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: GUEST,guest
Date: 03 Sep 05 - 07:44 PM

"THE TRUTH"
BY: G.W.Bush

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 03 Sep 05 - 08:04 PM

;) How appropriate!

E

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Firecat
Date: 04 Sep 05 - 02:57 PM

How about Tact For Talent Show Judges by Simon Cowell?

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: GUEST,smiler
Date: 04 Sep 05 - 03:39 PM

How to succeed in Showbusiness
By Pete Best

The fox hunting calendar for England and Wales 2006

Piercing your belly button
By Adam and Eve

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: SharonA
Date: 04 Sep 05 - 06:41 PM

Heck, I'm still laughing over the Amish Phone Book. But then, I'm a lifelong resident of Pennsylvania.

How about:

LEADERSHIP IN TIMES OF CRISIS
by George W. Bush

THE GUIDE CAT TRAINING MANUAL

101 VEGAN RECIPES
by Jimmy Dean
foreword by Jim Perdue

HUMILITY: IT'S A GOOD THING
by Martha Stewart

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: salemcraft
Date: 05 Sep 05 - 09:00 PM

Thin books...I have many if you count every time I started t owrite and then stopped due to lack of interest/block.

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Mr Red
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 07:59 AM

hey! put all those Bush books together and you got quite a tome there PAL!

here's the addendum

Quick Responses by Dubbya

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Tam the man
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 08:42 AM

Play that old geetar George, and then ram up yer arse, the one that you sit on not the one you talk through.

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: frogprince
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 01:33 PM

"Stain Removal Made Easy", by Monica Lewinski

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: GUEST,Larry K
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 01:47 PM

The ultimate diet book by Michael Moore

Democratic party victory's in the past 10 years

Winning the ratings game by Air America

The straight talk express by John McCain and Barney Frank

Why I love my country by Natalie Manes, Bruce Springstein, Barbara Streisand, Susan Sarandon, and Michael Moore.

Journalistic integrity by Jayson Blair (oh I forgot- he did write a book about this)

Getting the story right by the New York Times, CBS News and Kinkos

The joys of early retirement by Dan Rather


The largest book ever printed:

The collected postings of Amos in the past 2 years.

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Bob Bolton
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 11:49 PM

G'day ...

... Hmmm ... A request for some 19th c. information means that, tonight when I get home, I'll be looking into my facsimile copy of Australian Etiquette ...


However, to spoil the tale, it is actually quite a thick book (... maybe, back then, they hoped some of it would stick ...).

Regard(les)s,

Bob

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Mr Red
Date: 02 Mar 17 - 02:39 PM

the World Book of Trump Facts that Turned out to be True

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Greg F.
Date: 02 Mar 17 - 02:55 PM

That's not a book - that's a single mimeographed sheet.

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 02 Mar 17 - 04:46 PM

Places Of Interest In Clacton

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Mar 17 - 08:41 PM

The Joy of Grieving
Steve Bannon.

Make your butt small
Kim K

Putin Gifts to Donald
Uri Inbed

Isis Nobel Prize Winners
Abu-Nam Kadabedo

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 17 - 08:41 PM

"Actions of the US Congress"

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 03 Mar 17 - 03:30 AM

I found a hardback book of around 250 pages published in New Zealand, entitled 'Australian Culture'
When I opened it, every page was blank !
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Mr Red
Date: 03 Mar 17 - 04:09 AM

Tourist Book of Wednesbury

And you could throw in Darlaston and it would still not get past one paragraph.

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 03 Mar 17 - 05:34 AM

Things I like about Jim Carroll By Keith A
Things I like about Keith A by Jim Carroll

:D tG

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 03 Mar 17 - 06:40 AM

Dictionary of words that cannot be used as swear words or phrases:
Spaw (still miss him)

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Mar 17 - 08:01 AM

Cast a Giant White Nationalist Shadow
Honey Badger & Pepe l'Frog.

Nigel what is the dictionary connection?

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Mar 17 - 08:31 AM

took me awhile, I get it now.

Everyday scenarios
Rod Serling

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: JMB
Date: 03 Mar 17 - 12:40 PM

How about: "MUSINGS WITH MY SCOTTISH DRINKING BUDDIES" by David Cameron. At least I tried something different.

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 03 Mar 17 - 12:45 PM

For me, "The Humour of Woody Allen" - limited to Diane Keaton sneezing away a fix of Coke
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: TheSnail
Date: 03 Mar 17 - 06:59 PM

Since we seem to be having a go at Australians,

The Australian Guide to Foreplay

One page, one line - "Oi! Sheila! Wake up!"

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 03 Mar 17 - 07:20 PM

Bloody 'ell Snail, I'm beginning to love you! 😂😂😂

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: TheSnail
Date: 04 Mar 17 - 06:31 AM

Ooo er!

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 04 Mar 17 - 06:37 PM

Platonically speaking, you understand!

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Mo the caller
Date: 05 Mar 17 - 04:23 AM

Just how did Plato ... never mind

Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 05 Mar 17 - 05:21 AM

"Bloody 'ell Snail, I'm beginning to love you!"
But you promised........!!!
Where's me lawyer?
Jim Carroll