BS: Blokes wearing dresses.

Subject: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 07:46 PM

Waht the fuicvks all that about then?

i been in hull puffs club [fuel], to use internet, and some puff bloke [wearing a womuns wedding dres] came over to me and said
=" do you yoiu want to dance with me?"

i said="do you want punch in the face?"
he gave me a bad look, and went and bothered someomebne elese.

them puffs is bloody get every wehere nowadays!

and anyway=
why the fuick would i want to dance with a man in a dress anyway?
bloody cheecky fuicker!


i should of give him a slap!

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Peace
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 07:51 PM

Didn't like the dress, huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: gnu
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 07:53 PM

...slap... and tickle.

Jusy funnin.... I agree.. if he was forward, he deserved a jaunty rebuke, perhaps, even a slap upside the head... but that's subjective and at your discretion.

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: *daylia*
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 07:54 PM

Don't worry. They're just cross-dressers, maybe even full-blown transsexuals, Sir John. IT's their game, not yours. Don't wanna dance with 'em? Then don't. Simple!

ANd just imagine what a luxury it must be for your average workin Joe to trade them rough ole cotton boxers in for, say, a little bitta somethin all smooooth 'n silky 'n satiney ... ahhhhh .... the shameless hedonism of it all ....

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Peace
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 07:55 PM

"a little bitta somethin all smooooth 'n silky 'n satiney"

NO COMMENT.

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: bobad
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 07:57 PM

You were right to not dance with a man wearing a wedding dress.

A cocktail dress or smartly tailored outfit is another matter.

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 07:57 PM

and anyway=
i been in city centrerer last week, and some god people stopped me and saying=
"waht you think about jesus and that, ?, and do you think jesus diyed for your sins [is that how you spelling sins?
is look a bit funny, sines?
did jesus die for your sines?

anyway=i said="not sure really, going to get me dinner"
[i wasa getting meat pie and chips, [proper english food[
but thought maybe them vicar people would have got some food sorted.

[them buddists do, but they are vegeteriuns, [i been to there place one day, but only giving rice, and nuts etc].

buddist people reckon= you shouldent kill animal, unless it try to kill you=
ie= big scary animal, like lion, or tiger, or thing like that.


them christuian people didint give me no free dinner, so i went to spring bank cafe [lindas cafe]
big massive dinner for avbout only 3 pounds.

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Peace
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 08:00 PM

I don't dance at all. And as I said on another thread, I do not give a rat's ass what people wear. However, jOhn, you hurt my feelings turning me down like that. I'd almost filled my dance card. YOU CAD!

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 08:07 PM

i went to buddist temple one day=
[they said 2come to our place, we give you free foods, dinnner etc]

and i got to there place, abnfd all is rice and veg etc

[in that time,= i dident kniow rghey was all vegeteriuns]
and most of them got bald heads, and wearing dresses.
i went straight home.

sometimes i think hull is full of mad basterds!



this not ment to be offensive or racists etc,
[i dont mind black poeople etc]
but if they offer you free meal, =
you expect at , at least bloody some meat with it!


anyway=
most of them was white, and one waht talking to me, ["come for dinner etc"
was scvottish.


i been to loads of indian people house for dinner, [like my mates, and ranjit, [she was my girlfrend at taht time], etc
and least you get some meat on your plate.

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 08:11 PM

anfd amyway=
if you been cruel to animal-no good,
biut if you eat it, its ok.

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: *daylia*
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 08:14 PM

jOhn jOhn jOhn .... and here you've just gone and treated yer ole buddy Peace SO cruel, turnin him down like that.

BUt if you'll eat him now, we'll forgive you.

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Snuffy
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 08:14 PM

Daylia, you said "the shameless hedonism of it all .... "

How did you know they were from Hedon? OK, it's not that far from Hull, I suppose.

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 08:24 PM

Jesus was a mathematician - he died for our sines.

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: *daylia*
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 08:25 PM

Well, maybe Hedon know any better?

Do tell!!   :-D

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: frogprince
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 08:31 PM

I'm pretty much like Peace, in that I don't care what anyone wears; except, please, Lord, no blokes in short skirts without knickers...

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: *daylia*
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 08:48 PM

Jesus likes knickers too.

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: GUEST,Mr. Fancy Pants
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 08:54 PM

I do care care what people wear. As for guys wearing dresses, they better damned well wear something that is tasteful, and it is appropriate to their size and build, and if the color agrees with them. Nothing is more revolting than a guy dressing like a tart.

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: GUEST,broken-hearted bloke
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 11:18 PM

Bloody 'ell. Here I am, Sir jOhn, your Secret Santa, and I just spent me last paycheck on a bee-you-tee-full wedding dress to tuck under your Christmas tree. An' I was hopin' I might behold you wearin' it under the mistletoe an' steal me a kiss from your sweet lips. Broken-hearted, I am.

And it's non-returnable too. Sniff, snuffle.

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: GUEST,Brutus
Date: 15 Oct 05 - 09:13 AM

to'ell with Olive Oil

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 Oct 05 - 10:43 AM

Foolestroupe...your reply has been logged!

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 15 Oct 05 - 01:38 PM

I'm never sure about men in dresses. Men in skirts, on the other hand (and I don't mean kilts)...

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Mrrzy
Date: 15 Oct 05 - 05:10 PM

Daylia - now THAT was funny!

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: *daylia*
Date: 15 Oct 05 - 05:21 PM

But then, there's Freddie ....

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: John O'L
Date: 15 Oct 05 - 07:52 PM

Judas went off on a tangent...

Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 15 Oct 05 - 09:27 PM

Georgiansilver

Co-signed!