BS: Bad Album Cover Art

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 07:10 PM

Gee thanks, Mom! You made enough for everybody on the team!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 07:02 PM

The Many Facets of Roger!

I can just hear the photographer - "Come on Rog, work it Baby! Gimme Irony!..yeah..howabout Lust! Oh yeeah...now Sarcasm! But she laughs it off, gets a shot in and..Surprise!! That's it, Roger. No, she's gone, ain't comin back, so...Despair. I feel you, man. But look out...what's next..Mystery, Baby! Uh Huh..."

He sounds like Rick James a bit to me.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 05:11 PM

Actually, it sounds pretty good, in that 70s funk way. Like the "Superman" cut.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 04:48 PM

You know the man got facets.

I would love to hear this album, actually.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 04:40 PM

Good clean fun.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 04:39 PM

Get ready to hit the gong...

WRRRRRONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGUH!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 04:36 PM

Uhhhh... okay.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 04:21 PM

Catcha just smell the pheromones off this one?

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 04:10 PM

Where's the Grinch when you need him?

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 04:07 PM

Kudos to this one for actually making bare tits unappealing.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 04:04 PM

Whatever you promised, it's okay, you don't have to... really!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 04:01 PM

Those guys from KISS aren't wintering well at all.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 03:55 PM

Tops in the lose-yer-lunch category.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 03:52 PM

Couldn't access the "We all grieve in our own ways" link. You get one of those access forbidden messages.

Thomas Wolfe would have appreciated the nude-on-the-fridge. He wrote all his novels using the top of his fridge as a desk. (Threw the finished pages into an orange crate and carted it to his editor when it was full.) On the other hand, maybe Wolfe would have told her to get the #$%%^&$ off of his desk.

Elmer

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 03:50 PM

Are you ready to have fun?

p.s. They don't really care if you're ready or not. They are.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 03:46 PM

To each his friggin' own.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 03:45 PM

We all grieve in our own ways, I guess.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: bobad
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 07:49 PM

You can see 150 here but do it on an empty stomach.

#7 - Boned "Up At The Crack" is particularly noteworthy for it's imaginative use of suggestive imagery.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 07:05 PM

I wonder how she feels about having her album cover gain cult status. She's got her own mug, her own button, her own Tee-shirt...It is truly cruel. Does she get royalties from them?

Know what ya mean about depends on who's wearing the thong. There are some putzes in this world you want to keep as far away as possible.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 05:54 PM

I wonder how she feels about having her face put on a thong?

(I know how I'd feel. It would depend on who was wearing it.)

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 02:11 PM

Cluin, why did I have to venture into that Bizarre records website all alone to find

THIS??!!!

(It might take a minute to crawl out from under its virtual rock.)

That was from my very favorite of the record album covers you unearthed. Evidently someone else was inspired by it as well.

Elmer

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 12:12 PM

Wrong! Very wrong!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 12:07 PM

Tell us one more time, Uncle Bud before we have to go to bed, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 12:04 PM

Do tell!

Finally, a record that speaks to ME!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 11:55 AM

Good advice.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 11:51 AM

Oh no, they didn't!...

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 11:47 AM

The love that dare not be named!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 11:42 AM

Now, where's that darned soap gotten to?

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 11:41 AM

I just sprayed tea all over the monitor. (And to think that Chet Atkins is on the Colonel Sanders album. I hope he got some royalties.)

Thanks for the hoots.

Elmer

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 11:36 AM

Watch out! It gets pretty crazy out here!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 11:34 AM

Look! Father Christmas has left us a big poo!

Why oh why must Christmas come but once a year?

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 11:31 AM

I hate it when Mom gets drunk Christmas Eve and is hung-over all next day.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 11:27 AM

I love fruit!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 11:22 AM

If you don' getta you finger outta my back pocket-a...

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 11:19 AM

Watch out for the screaming left turn ahead.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 05:45 PM

Yep, that's what the kids are listening to now.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 05:44 PM

Where do I sign up?

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 22 Jan 06 - 02:38 AM

Have the probe fire off another payload...this looks like virgin territory!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Jan 06 - 01:52 AM

Lock up your wives and hide your kids!


It's gonna get ugly.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Jan 06 - 01:48 AM

Hmmmmmmm...

Results of the experiment: Yes, the breasts do indeed thrust out sexily when the woman is grabbed roughly from behind.

I knew it!

And the called me mad at the Academy! Well, who's mad now, eh?

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Jan 06 - 01:44 AM

Whoo Hoo!

Those attached springs would be useful for bouncing back off the headboard. Bada-boom bada-bing!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 07:40 PM

Omigod. You haven't heard him do "Ebb Tide", have you?

I thought not! Listen to this.

Jerry Colonna sings Ebb Tide

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 07:36 PM

If Shatner was alive today so would Jerry Colonna.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 07:32 PM

And here is the man's website.

Jerry Colonna - All you need to know!

I'm tellin' you, if this guy were alive today William Shatner would have serious competition!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 07:30 PM

Ahem! Heard Jerry Colonna sing? No. Well, you are in for a treat...

"You're My Everything"

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Lancashire Lad
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 06:59 PM

Cluin and all
This is the funniest thread EVER on mudcat

Cheers
LL

PS. The wife asked what bukkake was?......So I rang round some friends....only joking, told her it was like origami

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 03:16 PM

The Good Twins have renewed my faith in...something...something I had hoped never to be obliged to recall.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: GUEST,Wesley S
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 02:38 PM

Hey Cluin - My parents use to own and listen to that Lenny Dee LP. I'll bet some family member still owns it.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Morticia
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 08:05 PM

I've just woken all the neighbours and snorted red wine on my keyboard, thanks ever so, Cluin!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 07:18 PM

This thread deserves to live on...