BS: Bad Album Cover Art

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: bobad
Date: 07 Nov 05 - 07:27 PM

Even the devil gets burned out

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Nov 05 - 06:08 PM

Bwana! Drums say, "Send Ozonol and skin grafts!"

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Nov 05 - 06:04 PM

Geez! If only I'd had the benefit of an upbringing like that, think where I'd be today...

Some kids have all the luck, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Nov 05 - 06:01 PM

Aboard Heaven's Choo-Choo.

That's what Mr. and Mrs. Crawford called their family-only party every other night.

"Time to climb aboard Heaven's Choo-Choo, kids! Cloretta-Sue, you and Daddy hook up again, while Donnie and Markie get on either side of Mommy-car. Choo Choo!"

Until the local police found out about it through an anonymous tip and ruined the fun.

Now Mr. & Mrs. are in prison and the kids are in separate foster homes and involved in extended intensive psychotherapy.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Nov 05 - 05:48 PM

Splendid series of rotten album covers, guys! Very, very memorable stuff.

Now there was some group called CC Music Factory that had an album a few years back and you can find in every hock shop and delete bin in North America. It must have been terrible. The cover art certainly was! I have looked on the Net for it, but haven't found it or I would post the link.

Clinton, you naughty lad! How do you know what "bukakke" means? I am shocked!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Nov 05 - 05:44 PM

Whispering sweet nothings at her.

Like, "Tell them we're happy and in love, or I'll stab you right here. Feel that blade? Then I'll hunt down your whole family and kill them too! I will. TELL THEM WE'RE HAPPY!!!"

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Nov 05 - 05:35 PM

The girl in the centre REALLY likes her not-fully developed conjoined twin...
even though only his hands can be seen outside her body.

She likes him a lot.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 04:57 PM

BTW, isn't that Shemp in the last one I linked to?


Eeee bee bee bee beee bee beee beee

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Peace
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 04:56 PM

Wanna see some pictures?

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 04:55 PM

Close, Peace.

Clinton, name not the love that is not named.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 04:54 PM

And the older the buck, the stiffer the horn.

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh...

*cough*

*wheez*

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 03:24 PM

Are you sure 'Bukkake' is a word that Mudcatters are even going to understand....

Be warned, if you are feint-of-heart, do NOT google to find out....

Yer a sick sick man Cluin.... must be why I love ya so!

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Peace
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 03:16 PM

It's in the word, sterio, right?

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 03:10 PM

Spot the typo on this one.

If you can tear your eyes away to notice anything else.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 03:09 PM

Send the kids to bed. Big Dobro Bukkake scene comin' up.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Peace
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 03:00 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 02:55 PM

I hope you can take some small comfort in the fact there's much worse out there, Bruce. I'm doing all this for you, really.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Peace
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 02:52 PM

"Now this has got to take the prize. Sorry Bruce, cheap shot, but I know you can take it."

It isn't as big a disappointment to you as it was to me.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 02:47 PM

I'm ready for my close-up now, Mr. Flynt...

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 02:40 PM

They're right in f___in' front of you, Numbnuts!

What, are you huffin' blind as well as geedee stupid?

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 02:38 PM

You just keep your eyes on the sheet music, Big Giant Johnny.

I'll be back to turn the pages for you in a minute. I just have some private "lady business" to attend to first, sugar...

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 02:20 PM

Oh! Oh! Can I be Jack?.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 02:12 PM

Bin noticin' your intensity, Private...

I got some Special Ops extra training in mind for you. Now just hold `er nice and still and think of Uncle Sam...

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 02:09 PM

Soon as they ditch the beards...

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 02:09 PM

Whoops! Ding, ding, ding!

Gaydar's just gone off the scale, Captain! This looks bad. Somebody's organ is going to be "at".

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 02:06 PM

Lies! All lies!

I remember them from when I was a kid and we only had 2 channels on the TV. Shit, they were old THEN! I doubt they were ever young.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 02:00 PM

And they advised against the sex change operation...

Who's laughing now?!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 01:59 PM

For the tops in sleep-teaching concept albums.

Just put it on the stereo, lay down and drift off for a mind-BLOWING experience. Remember to put the plastic sheets on the bed, though...

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 01:53 PM

I really can't argue with this one.

Some things just never go out of style. This should be the concept for every album cover, I think.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 01:47 PM

An album to learn your children good `n` proper.

Siddown an' listen, ya little... Quit yer bawlin!!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 01:43 PM

Stop! Please, stop!.... please.... one more orgasm and I'll lose my mind.... please... think of my family...

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 01:40 PM

The fun never ends.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Sorcha
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 01:03 AM

You forgot cough and sneeze.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: JennieG
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 12:40 AM

Oh dear!

Cluin, I am sending you the bill for a new keyboard, as I have just snarffled* my coffee all over this one.....

Cheers
JennieG

*snarffled: to choke, sniffle, laugh and drool at the same time

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 12:16 AM

Stoopifying!!!!!
Some of the best laughs I've had in weeks--and man, do I need them. Thanks, big-time! Encore! encore! Exclamation points by the dozens!

Elmer

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 10:54 PM

Please tell me he doesn't call himself Yimmy Yenson, bobad.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 10:53 PM

They've really gotta raise their standards. They're letting just anybody into the Crusades these days.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: bobad
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 10:47 PM

Jimmy's still going strong

Check out his playlist.

Jimmy Jenson, the Singing Swede
Vol. 2 Walking in his Winter Underwear
now on CD

Jimmy Jenson was a friend of Roger Awsumb and was even in the Lunch with Casey studio the day Casey taped Walking in My Winter Underwear and Yingle Bells.

This CD includes:

   1. Christmas Goos
   2. Yingle Bells
   3. Sweet Ingeborg
   4. Yenson from Minnesota
   5. Life in the Finnish Woods
   6. Orange Blowwom Special
   7. Daddy Played First Base
   8. The Billboard Song
   9. Camp Kookamonga
10. Walkin' in My Winter Underwear
11. I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas
12. Yingle Bell Rock
13. Listen to a Country Swede
14. The Rangers Waltz
15. Yo Ho Hildas Christmas
16. Money Marbles and Chalk
17. The Auctioneer Song
18. Yohn Yohnsons Wedding
19. Snowmobilers Dream
20. Out Behind the Barn

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 10:44 PM

These have really messed me up.

I don't even know if this one I did for our band a few years ago is any good any more. Maybe it should be on the heap with the other's I've linked to here.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 10:38 PM

Don't take me where this is going, I beg you!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: number 6
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 10:33 PM

Jeeeezuz !! Mercy !!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 10:32 PM

Songs my Mother taught me.

(in the basement, on the apparatus)

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: number 6
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 10:28 PM

Oh sh&%T   .... LOL !!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 10:27 PM

"I can do your album cover for you, Aunt Nesta. Right here in the back seat. Just a minute... done!"

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: number 6
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 10:23 PM

Another record for my collection ...

meditation for everyone

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 10:21 PM

I have to go wash my hands now.

And my eyes.

And my brain.

And everything else.

For a long long time.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 10:16 PM

The Dogg again!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 10:06 PM

Who okays this stuff?

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: number 6
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 09:56 PM

Hey that's my neighbour Louis !!!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Album Cover Art
From: Cluin
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 09:52 PM

Just stopping for a pint at the old Cock 'n' Balls.