BS: WMDs may YET be found in Schenectady!

Subject: RE: BS: WMDs may YET be found in Schenectady!
From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 05:17 PM

He either sensed danger or just heard something fall to the ground.




Hubby

Subject: RE: BS: WMDs may YET be found in Schenectady!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 05:16 PM

LOL! He must've sensed danger coming up from behind. Nice lookin' horse!

Subject: RE: BS: WMDs may YET be found in Schenectady!
From: Peace
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 05:15 PM

SERIOUS ALERT

Through meticululously careful use of Google, I have discovered that

"The Angry Red Planet Party to celebrate and view the close approach to Earth by Mars!"

The above is on Schenectady's Museum site. SHOCKING. Just who IS this Angry Red Planet Party? COMMUNISTS ARE TAKING OVER. fIRST IT'S THE MUSEUMS, THEN THE PUBLIC ARENA--WHAT'S NEXT!

Subject: RE: BS: WMDs may YET be found in Schenectady!
From: bobad
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 05:13 PM

Susu's Hubby

You don't want to get this guy on your case, so be careful what you say.

Subject: RE: BS: WMDs may YET be found in Schenectady!
From: Peace
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 05:10 PM

Well, all I can say is it's a damned good thing Schenectady ain't in Saskatchewan.

Schenectararians. Yeah, that's it, Schenectararians.

Subject: RE: BS: WMDs may YET be found in Schenectady!
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 05:05 PM

Schenectadarians?
Schenectadites?
Schenectcalifragilisticexpialdocians?

it ain't worth it.

Subject: RE: BS: WMDs may YET be found in Schenectady!
From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 05:02 PM

Attention all Schenectadorians:

If RCMP are seen riding their Shetland ponies through your streets, please remain calm.

Call all department store managers in Canada and ask them to please step outside and pull the plugs on those darn machines.

Hubby

Subject: RE: BS: WMDs may YET be found in Schenectady!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 04:55 PM

Hey! We don't use tanks, eh? We use horses and police dogs (like Rex the Wonder Dog or Sergeant Preston's dog, King). And don't forget this: we always get our man. The mayor of Schenectady is in deep shit if the RCMP get on his trail. For the time being, though, it's outside our jurisdiction. If your government can be persuaded to scrap the so-called Free Trade (ha! ha!) agreement, then we may help you deal with Schenectady. I stress the word...may.

If I was you, I'd think carefully about it. Don't come crying to us when the Schenectadivonians (or whatever it is they call themselves) have you all begging for mercy.

Subject: RE: BS: WMDs may YET be found in Schenectady!
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 04:52 PM

If you'd sent Sergeant Preston after Bin Laden, he'd a got him.

Subject: RE: BS: WMDs may YET be found in Schenectady!
From: bobad
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 04:49 PM

Ah come on now. everyone knows the mounties ride horses, not tanks.

Subject: RE: BS: WMDs may YET be found in Schenectady!
From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 04:47 PM

Notice to US Marines:

The RCMP's are a comin'


Watch out for their one tank. It's behind the grassy knoll.

Subject: RE: BS: WMDs may YET be found in Schenectady!
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 04:45 PM

The 116th BCT hasn' even been home yet! Geez, would you warmongers at least give 'em time to enlarge their families before you send 'em off to liberate Schenectady?

How ya gonna keep 'em
Down on the farm
After Schenectadeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

Subject: RE: BS: WMDs may YET be found in Schenectady!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 04:41 PM

I KNEW it! Here's Bush, wasting billions of dollars sending the US military halfway round the World to destroy evil while there's a poisonous viper lurking in his own backyard. This is a classic case of denial we've got here. I just hope it's not too late to stop the Schenectadonians (or whatver the hell they call themselves) from hatching their nefarious plot and destroying the American Homeland from within!

Take heed, those of you who live near Schenectady. Time to pull up stakes and git clear of the war zone. It ain't gonna be nice.

Subject: RE: BS: WMDs may YET be found in Schenectady!
From: Peace
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 04:41 PM

"Lastly, many parents were disappointed in the way our Police Department arrested a teen on Friday at the Schenectady High School football game. It was a terrible way that our Police Department represented itself.

City Council Meeting
9/12/05"

The above is from the City of Schenectady minutes, Seems like things are goin' to hell on roller skates. I think the 101st could handle it. Later, get the Canucks in to keep the peace. There needs to be action, NOW!

Subject: BS: WMD's may YET be found in Schenectady!
From: GUEST,Lewis Caterer
Date: 14 Nov 05 - 04:28 PM

Depend on it. I've been to Schenectady. It's a hellhole of vice, depravity, rottenness, irresponsibility, and vice. Oh, sorry. I mentioned vice twice, didn't I? Well it is, anyway. I think that WMD's will be found in Schenectady soon. When they are, then the sorry truth will finally be exposed, and all you bleeding heart apologists and special interest group creeps in places like Maine and California will be forced to eat your words. We will not be safe in our beds at night until Schenectady has been bombed into submission and liberated by the US Marines.