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Subject: BS: The Captain's Prayer From: GUEST,just another worshipper Date: 12 Dec 05 - 01:26 PM Our Shatner. . . Our Shatner, Who Art in Enterprise. Hallowed Be Thy Toupee. Thy Starship Come, Thy Will Be Done, In the Enterprise, As it Is, In the Neutral Zone. Give Us This Day, Our Daily Overacting, And Forgive Us Our Record Albums, As We Forgive Yours. And Lead Us Into Thy Federation For Thine Is The Starship, And The Power, And The Glory, For Ever. Until the End of All Reruns Amen |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Captain's Prayer From: gnu Date: 12 Dec 05 - 02:21 PM "Until the End of All Reruns" = Forever and Ever |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Captain's Prayer From: John MacKenzie Date: 12 Dec 05 - 02:33 PM I foresee Tribbles ahead! There are some warped people around, and you need to take that factor into account, logically speaking. Beam me up Scotty! G.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Captain's Prayer From: GUEST,Noblesse Date: 12 Dec 05 - 03:55 PM Kirk would have known how to deal with Martin Gibson. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Captain's Prayer From: Rapparee Date: 12 Dec 05 - 04:03 PM Voldemort would have known how to deal with Kirk. When in doubt about which action to take or what course to follow, simply ask yourself, "What would Voldemort do?" and the True Path will immediately become clear to you. You can't ever go wrong if you ask yourself, "What would Voldemort do?" Just remember those four letters: WWVD? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Captain's Prayer From: GUEST,Noblesse Date: 12 Dec 05 - 04:31 PM Kirk would have known how to deal with Voldemort too. 1. Advise him to surrender now or face the consequences. 2. Double drop kick him right in the midriff. 3. Blast him with Phaser set to "shake and bake". 4. A couple of Photon torpedos right up the old coal shute! No more problems after that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Captain's Prayer From: GUEST,Me....WHO? Date: 13 Dec 05 - 01:14 PM Doctor Who would have dealt with themn all! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Captain's Prayer From: Bill D Date: 13 Dec 05 - 06:20 PM Spock explains |
