BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06

Subject: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: MMario
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 11:05 AM

Waving SRS through the door into the sparkling clean, newly renovated Tavern. I'll admit the interior is a bit old fashioned - but look at the TERRACE!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 11:08 AM

Wow! And there's Sinsull, all cleaned up and with a drink in her hand. But what is she wearing? A green thong?

(A couple of those links didn't work)

try them now - link faery

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 11:18 AM

Ooooh, very nice! Pour that faery a drink!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 11:22 AM

Does the terrace link on to the sunroom that backs onto the Recovery Ward? I've a feeling we're going to need it soon!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 11:22 AM

Well this year was great until recently, next one can only be better!
   Cheers

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 02:00 PM

Just so you can step out a door into (or out of) this, or look through a window to see something like this (horny, but no thong).

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 02:27 PM

Get out that window of yours with your sword Repair, we need something to put on the grill.
(Come to Repair you horny ilk like elkin pretty...)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Amos
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 02:31 PM

Hey, RR!! How ya been!!!??? Wearing furs at midnight now? Miss you being around!

Nice Ilk, Rapaire! :D


A

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 02:48 PM

Hey Amos! Yes, furs are a good thing. If Rapaire gits that ilk I'd like to claim the hide if you all don't mind. Doing good Amos. How about you? (I finally got this computer of mine to stay on long enough to post. After the great storm of July where my computer was zapped it's been a struggle to keep it working.)

Rapaire I didn't mean to call you Repair unless you repair with zesty Rapaire.(What-ever the hell that means)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Amos
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 02:53 PM

He's pretty strongly coupled, i believe, so he won't be re-pairing anytime soon. But maybe next lifetime! A girl can dream....


A

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 02:53 PM

Ah, Venus in furs no less!

What hath God wrought?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 12:32 AM

Looks like the cleanup scared people off, MMario! You need to mess up the joint.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 04:46 AM

Just need to scuff up a recliner or two-- we can ask Donuel to take that job on.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: GUEST,catsPHiddle
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 07:39 AM

Looks wonderful MMario!!

I'll have a Black Russian on the rocks please *G*

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 08:27 AM

Gimme some of that old-time Injun Whiskey. It ain't politically korrect er nothin', but I'm a-likin' the taste of the raw alkyhaul, Missoury river mud, terbaky, red pepper an' striknine we used ta sell 'em.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: MMario
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 09:36 AM

you know how New Year's parties are - slow to start..bet people will be showing up soon!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Amos
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 10:45 AM

Dang; we have been standing to this bar and sipping on this rum for 364 days now! When's the NEw Year?

I have dcided to give up inane political arguments for New Year's. Not all politics. Just the foolish, ad hominem, windmill-tilting discussions with the boneheads, ya know. I guess I am a little old to go running into walls for fun!! :D

A

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: gnu
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 10:49 AM

Well, it's the climb that's slowing them down. I'll need a few ales to quench my thirst after that trek!! What's on tap?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: MMario
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 10:57 AM

What's yer poison? We've got just about anything on tap. Even I few that no longer exist or won't exist for a few years yet!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Amos
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 11:08 AM

And it's all on Bert's plastic, so go for it!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: SINSULL
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 03:38 PM

Where did this thong come from and more to the point, why is JimmyT walking funny?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Morticia
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 04:37 PM

I will have a bucket of margheritas please......and a straw.Who's pulled bedpan duty in the NYCFTTS this year?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 05:15 PM

That was extremely nice. Now I'd like a nice mixed drink, perhaps some whiskey and arsenic with a gasoline chaser.

Thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 06:44 PM

My Slush has run out of Puppy again.... share that bucket round Morty.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Emma B
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 07:23 PM

Puppy? - oh no ! - did some one let that hound in?

A seasonal deoch an dorus for me please.........

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 08:36 PM

Thank you. That was delicious. Now some homemade applejack, please.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: GUEST,Gluon!!
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 09:02 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 31 Dec 05 - 12:25 PM

Well darn, Cinnamon and Poppy are running around after Gluon now.

Who Let the Dogs Out?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Dec 05 - 04:44 PM

I would greatly appreciate it if someone would curtail the dogs from drinking my drinks before I do. Thank you.

And now, please, a jeroboam of New Jersey toxic waste.

Thank you again.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Jan 06 - 12:55 PM

Aw, Rap, be a sport. They just want to be friends!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jan 06 - 04:00 PM

Happy...New...Year. May your hangover someday end.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Kaleea
Date: 01 Jan 06 - 07:01 PM

No Champipple? I recall that Fred Sanford (Redd Fox) of the old Sanford & Son tv show) celebrated by imbibing with a mix of Champagne & Ripple. It's certainly gotta be better than Night Train!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jan 06 - 07:07 PM

Ever had Cold Bear? Cheap wine mixed with cheaper beer. Used to sell it around DeKalb, Illinois. There was also Cold Duck. I tried to ignore both of them and succeeded admirably.

Barkeep! Kir, por favor, and please make it with creme de blueberries.

Tak.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Peace
Date: 01 Jan 06 - 07:11 PM

Muscatel: the discerning man's drink of choice.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jan 06 - 10:16 AM

Fruit punch Ripple -- the drink for the man without tastebuds!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Jan 06 - 03:13 PM

Mad Dog 20/20 is the bottom of that barrel. It was so bad that the cheap drunks when I worked for the Forest Service woudn't even touch it.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Jan 06 - 03:15 PM

That was so unclear you might think I was imbibing the stuff. I worked for the Forest Service in college. Other college students worked there. They were notoriously cheap when looking for a good drunk on the weekend, but even they were not interested in MD 20/20.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Morticia
Date: 02 Jan 06 - 04:40 PM

I raise your Mad Dog and see you with :

Pixie once brought home from Amsterdam a bottle of Grapefruit Vodka that was so noxious that, not only would her fellow students not drink it, folkies wouldn't touch it either.......not even at 3 in the morning, after 17 pints of Old and Nasty.We didn't know, prior to that, that there was a drink folkies wouldn't drink. I think Liz the Squeak now has it enshrined on her sideboard.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Severn
Date: 02 Jan 06 - 04:58 PM

I remember some old liner notes on an LP describing some bar where Muddy Waters and Otis Spann were playing where "the Champale flowed like wine". Anyonre remember/survive Pink Champale?

Then, for a short while, there was "Hop 'n' Gator" a beer/Gatorade combo that must've been aimed at the weekend softball crowd...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Jan 06 - 05:23 PM

I strongly suspect that we passed it on to someone else (Lady Penelope springs to mind..... that boy of hers, Parker, will drink ANYTHING!).... but it was fairly dire. Even Morris teams wouldn't touch it.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jan 06 - 06:13 PM

Bardenheimer's Port. Bottled in St. Louis, an EXCELLENT toilet un-clogger.

The case of Ripple my brother threw into the Potomac -- probably responsible for the decline of the oyster beds and crabbing grounds.

Licorice-flavored vodka -- a failed attempt to make Pernod at home. The entire world's supply rest in the now-filled vault of an old outhouse. If you dug it up it would probably taste better.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Jan 06 - 11:00 PM

So sad, that we all have stories of such sorry excuses for alcohol. This is the Mudcat Tavern, so we need to banish such thoughts! A cheap drunk doesn't have to be despicable!

I'll buy (on Bert's card, of course!) each of you a nice bottle of a French table wine that I enjoy, called Le Vieille Ferme from the Rhone Valley. "The Old Farm." Now how much better can it get than that? It is particularly good with delicacies like the lamb gyros I buy at the corner gas station/fast food establishment for $2.59 (they were $1.99 for ages, but went up last month finally. It's still a $5 sandwich at a $2.59 price). Lucky me that the corner gas station is run by a Lebanese guy and he buys those big lamb-on-a-spit things to roast for his sandwiches. :)

Pamper yourselves. Get out the pretty stemware, even if the bottle only cost about $7.

Barkeep, the nice glasses, please!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Jan 06 - 11:29 PM

New Year? Do we have a new year? Why? What was wrong with the old one? I liked it.

Darn it! Seems like every time I get used to having a year around someone has to go and bring in a new one. What do they do with the old ones anyway? Is it like when you get a new engine put in your truck and they send the old one to the rebuilders? It makes sense. Heck, I only had a handful of bad days in 2005. Why not just keep the good days, replace the bad days with new ones and trot the whole thing back out somewhere down the road, good as new and a whole lot cheaper than a brand new year?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jan 06 - 11:41 PM

GOOD wine? Are you trying to kill me?

BW, there's a junkyard of old years, sort of like an elephant's graveyard. I saw it once. Had all the old years in it: 1067, 8,157 BCE, 1968 (a lousy year by most standards, including mine), 1307, 2000, stuff like that. I was gonna borrow a few parts off of 1966, but the watchman caught me and I had to leg it like a horse. I got outa there just before he fired off a load of rock salt from his blunderbuss.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Jan 06 - 12:20 PM

Rapaire, you can fool yourself with this wine--a couple of years ago they phased out corks and switched to screw caps. Pretend it's not a blend of Grenache 50%, Syrah 20%, Carignan 15% Cinsault 15%. Pretend it's fortified Welch's grape juice.

If you visit that junkyard again I'd like a nice helping of summer 1975. No, wait. It took too long to get over that summer. Maybe a nice mellow summer of 1994.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: MMario
Date: 03 Jan 06 - 12:36 PM

The junkyard of old years...given the history and condition of this tavern - should be outside one or the other of the doors - or possibly a window.


The junkyard of old years - yup - there's a story or a song in there somewhere...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Jan 06 - 03:39 PM

Can you try and get me back some March 2002 and June 2005 please? They were pretty good times....

Oh, and a very VERY large rum whilst you're there!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jan 06 - 03:46 PM

Well, there's a three-headed dog there that's meaner than a junkyard dog. And that watchman isn't anyone to fool around with either. If I manage to find my way back (I was sorta in my cups at the time) I'll see what I can do, but you'd better be REALLY certain of what you want.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: MMario
Date: 03 Jan 06 - 03:55 PM

Is this junkyard of old years just past a meadow of black grass and an orchard of black leaved trees with black fruit?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 03 Jan 06 - 04:04 PM

Hey there BWL - I somebody wants to buy a secondhand year cheap I've got a few samples here....
BLICKY
Nuther BLICKY
I expect I'll just let them go at a knock down price ;¬).


And a Happy New Year Resolution to you all.....

By the way, Repair, what did Cold Duck contain?

Quack!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Jan 06 - 04:17 PM

Dunno Mmario - can junkyard years make you smile for no reason so that people sitting opposite you wonder what you've been up to?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Jan 06 - 08:42 PM

Scary stuff here. You couldn't start tampering with those old years, who knows what could happen!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jan 06 - 11:30 PM

I've tried to block out the memory of Cold Duck, but I think that it was something like vin tres ordinaire and soda pop. It was NOT the German Kalte Ente, but a different concoction completely. As I said, I've tried very hard to blot out the memory of it.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: MMario
Date: 04 Jan 06 - 08:53 AM

Hey - if you're lucky enough to find a bit of an old year - you do *not* tamper with it. Theyy are very fragile and prone to breakage. Just a careful polishing and display in a nice location.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jan 06 - 09:14 AM

They can also explode in your face if you don't handle them very carefully.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 04 Jan 06 - 01:12 PM

Or if you are REALLY unlucky and try to tamper with them, you can just end up stuck in a time warp back to Tomorrow or a week next Thursday.
As advised - look but do not touch....
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: MMario
Date: 04 Jan 06 - 01:14 PM

Geoff - are you talking about old years or Cold Ducks? I messed with a cold Duck once and I believe I did end up at next Thursday. with a headache. and a fowl taste in my mouth.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: GUEST,MAG
Date: 05 Jan 06 - 12:33 AM

Oh good, a tavern. Just what I need. Convivial spirits of all kinds.

I've been tied up with personal shit for awhile ans popped in to see what's what. Looks like I have to go and reset my cookie.

ONE things hasn't changed, unfortunately. (U know what.)

the only thing I want from old years is my figure back and I know it isn't gonna happen.

If I haul out my contra dance band book, is anybody game to jam on some jigs and reels? The rest of you are welcome to dance.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Jan 06 - 04:33 AM

MAG - I know the feeling. I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me again.

I have an hourglass figure - it's just that the sand has run down to the bottom.....

Pull up a big comfy chair and join me in this bottle of rum...

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 06 - 01:26 PM

Bottle of rum
Fruit of the bum...

Nah. Doesn't work at all. Digusting, in fact. Stick with Paxton's original.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Jan 06 - 01:24 PM

Sage walks in with a bag of Chinese fortune cookies and leaves a few for each person at their seat.

The trick my kids taught me with these cookies is to read the prophecy out loud--then add the two words "in bed." Amazing how it changes the meaning of these things.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: MAG
Date: 06 Jan 06 - 10:13 PM

I'll take you up on that bottle, Liz.

Actually I suppose with this being a virtual tavern and all, I can invent some knees to get up and dance on. THAT will burn off the rum and the bum.

It's a little early in the year for the bunny hop and I don't know the macarena. I can't dance and play a reel at the same time.

Tomorrow night I am going to a potluck party and super jam. I can't wait. Take the wine or the ruby port??

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 10:34 AM

I am going to nestle up by the fire with a cool mug of Guinness and strum chords on this here Dreadnought. It has been a ...shall we say 'interesting' year?

May your next round around the sun be kinder and gentler and more successful for you than the last.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 11:19 AM

How on earth can you strum chords on a hundred year old Battleship?

But if you're going to strum something, make it Les Sullivan's song about Jutland. I had family members on all three of the ships he named in that song.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 01:12 PM

Now Liz, this is a folk music forum, not a naval operations center!!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 01:54 PM

HEY! Will someone hold the door open and help me with a few of these things? Thank goodness the Tavern is still open.
Here is a robotic Santa that gongs, sings and runs around at will. And a blow up moose. And an annoying penguin that dances and raps. And here's 12 little bottles that look like champagne but are actually a lethal malt beverage, some of them raspberry flavored, guaranteed to provide a two day headache and violent projectile vomiting.

I will be back with more...and DON'T LOCK THE DOOR!

I give a party and erstwhile friends bring me crap like this...grumble grumble grumble

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 02:42 PM

Methinks the *ehem* "lady" doth protest too much.....

Remember, O Sister, What thou soweth, so shall ye reapeth.....

Oh, will you ever reapeth......

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 05:58 PM

Quick, pour that raspberry stuff out on the driveway. It can kill the grass in the cracks.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 10:16 AM

Sinsull, any time you're ready to bring more of that stuff we can pour it on the Tavern Compost Pile if we can't pour it in 'Catter's themselves. It'll produce a lot of biological activity (and we'll have tipsy bacteria).

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 12:37 PM

Sage tiptoes out the door, closing it softly behind her to avoid waking the 'Catters sprawled on all of the soft, comfy tavern furniture, gently sleeping off the odd array of booze that has passed their way this week. Nurse Ratched can be heard in the distance (through the closet door) clearing up in the Recovery Ward.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: GUEST,Mingulay at Sadies
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 01:15 PM

The sqirrel packs away his nuts for the rest of the winter, and prepares to tow the portable loos back ready for the camping season in somewhat warmer climes. Perhaps his fur will grow back again, if not, it's going to be cold until April. Maybe that raspberry stuff might help. Here goes nuthin'. Gurgleeeeeeeeeee ................

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 12:13 PM

You can't close it down yet, I haven't had my hangover delivered yet!!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 10:04 PM

Booze! More booze!!! Good God, what's man gotta do to get a drink around here?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: MMario
Date: 10 Jan 06 - 08:11 AM

there's always self serve, y'know. Just remember to run a credit slip through on Bert's card - so we can keep the books straight.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 06 - 03:55 PM

No floozy serving wench?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: MMario
Date: 10 Jan 06 - 04:29 PM

every time I've asked on of the floozies ladies to bring me a drink it's arrived half-empty! (Or even empty!) Except of course the time I said "Fetch" (completly by mistake) and had to exit rather rapidly before the chain saw came up to speed.

But if you want a floozy-fetched drink - feel free to try.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Jan 06 - 09:06 PM

Why a floozy? Why not a wild red-eyed-alien Chippendale dancer serving drinks?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 11 Jan 06 - 06:05 AM

He'd probably just roast his nuts on the fire like the squirrel did. (by the way - you DID say Chipmunk, didn't you?).
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jan 06 - 06:27 AM

Hey, if I want service I'll get a priest!

I'm quite happy here, laying under the tap.... just a little bit more duct tape and I shall be satisfied!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 11 Jan 06 - 07:09 AM

Liz - I think you have got this Glue Sniffing thing a bit muddled. It isn't about how strong it sticks things, you know!
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 06 - 02:52 PM

I tried sniffing glue once. Plugged up my sinuses so bad I had to go to the doctor, who explained the difference between sniffing the fumes and sniffing the glue. Fortunately, it wasn't epoxy or superglue I sniffed.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jan 06 - 04:53 PM

You mean I'm supposed to sniff it, not drink it?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 06 - 05:42 PM

I tried sniffing coke one time, too. The bubbles made me sneeze.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: SINSULL
Date: 11 Jan 06 - 09:18 PM

New Year's is over! All you people pick up your belongings and go home! There is serious business to be discussed on this forum and you're taking up band width.

By the way, as was done last year, Martin Gibson is selling half price Christmas doodads outside the south door. Support the cause. Go out the north door.

Liz, if you cannot detach yourself from that tap in a timely manner, take it with you. We'll expect a replacement next year. And for those of you who missed the announcement, I have several tiny champagne like bottles of sickenly sweet malt beverages (some raspberry flavored). Take them on your way out of they go into next year's JELL-O pit.

Happy New Year, all!!!!!

Now go away.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Jan 06 - 10:09 PM

Sinsull, we used that raspberry stuff in the little bottles to kill the grass in the driveway cracks. I hope you don't mind, but the grounds outside the Tavern will look great next time we visit.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 09:08 AM

Christmas isn't over until a) Candlemas (Feb 2nd), b) all the chocolates have been eaten (still got 4 bars and 3 half tins of various sorts left) and c) all the pine needles have been vacuumed up. As I'm still finding needles from a tree we had 3 years ago, it's always Christmas somewhere in my house!!

You get your hands OFF THAT TAP Woman... you'll get yours, don't you worry... revenge is a dish best served pink.

LTS


And just why is MG selling his doodads??

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 09:18 AM

I don't know, Liz. He did it last year and now it's a tradition I guess.
I still have pine needles from decades ago. And chocolate left over from New Year's. I also have about ten bottles of malt beverage left. So...party on!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 09:25 AM

Besides, it will soon be Mardi Gras... but before that there's Martin Luther King's Birthday, Chinese New Year, Waitangi Day, Australia Day, Presidents' Day and Valentine's Day......

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern '05-'06
From: MMario
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 09:57 AM

Don't Forget GroundHog Day! And then there is Feb 31st - which is Teddy Bear Day.