BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Gervase
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 05:16 AM

Fat balls would be bloody bliss compared to the problem I'm having at the moment. We've just aquired a Jack Russell pup that has taken a liking to cat-crap and sheep turds and seeks them out at every opportunity. They give him the shits and make his breath rank, but he loves 'em, revolting little sod that he is.
The cats, however, seem content with what nature intended, bringing back daily batches of mutilated shrews, voles, mice, rats, moles, rabbits and tweetie birds. The best was a couple of weeks back when one brought in a whole widgeon. Needless to say, that was hastily removed from the cat's clutches, pucked and drawn and popped in the freezer. And, boy, was she pissed off (The cat, not the widgeon, I hasten to add. The widgeon was past caring)!

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 05:07 AM

That sat down beside her!

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 04:58 AM

Don't swallow the spider!

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 04:55 AM

I got a cat that eats the birds that eat the food.Does that count?

Bird dog

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 04:22 AM

He was playing with bricks...

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: JennyO
Date: 25 Jan 06 - 04:19 AM

Anyone else got a cat that eats birdfood?

No, but there are birds around here that eat our catfood. The dry catfood sits in a raised bowl in a covered area just outside the backdoor. The local magpies, native pigeons and whatever else that flies seem to love it. From in the kitchen you can see and hear them pecking in the bowl and there is a flurry of wings as we go outside.

I think the cats are rather pleased too, because it gives them a chance to exercise their skill in chasing birds. Fortunately for the birds, they are usually too slow to catch them.

Martin, I can understand your disappointment about the pussy and tits, but fat balls??

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 10:29 PM

So are you.

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Once Famous
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 08:46 PM

Man, opening this thread was sure a disappointment.

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 08:07 PM

Tropical fish food is evil!

We have a half-acre pond full of koi and comets, both of which are non-carnivorous species. We feed them catfish feed, on which they seem to do just fine.

A couple of years ago we gave about a dozen smaller fish to our daughter to put in her aquarium. She fed them tropical fish food. After about a year, the largest koi ate everything else in the aquarium!

If tropical fish food can turn peaceful, docile carp into killers, just imagine what it might do to cats!

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Leadfingers
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 07:48 PM

Stilly - That is a VERY nice looking pooch !!

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 07:47 PM

A cat taking a liking to a fat ball does not sound surprising. It is animal fat...

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 07:31 PM

Have you thought about raising your tits, or your fatballs? Playtex do a thing nicknamed a "Hello Boys" for the former, the latter would better lifted by hand.
You could of course flatten your pussy, which would solve that part of the problem.
If you must keep the little crittur, perhaps a catflap would help. No not on the door, on the cat you fool!!
Giok.

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 07:25 PM

don't think the wind carried 'em.....

Oh, you lucky thing.. if only you knew about Micca and wind.....


LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Arne
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 07:04 PM

My Brother grew sunflowers one year, next year(and for several years after) everyone for 1/2 a mile downwind did too!!

"Downwind"? I don't think the wind carried 'em.....

Cheers,

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 06:57 PM

My catahoula thinks bird seed is a rare delicacy. Her stool is studded with it whenever she gets her lips around the edge of the bird feeder.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 06:53 PM

So is there anything I can give the poor pooping puddytat to counteract the effect of all that fibre? Poor little sod is wearing his paws out on the bottom of the litter tray!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 06:49 PM

I HAD to open this thread. I second the motion to have Liz retitle threads.

Ah, yes, another case of a couple of countries being separated by a common language...

By the way, PetGold (Petco sells it) has fish flake cat treats -- sort of like tattered beige cellophane. Cats seem to like it, though. (Not crunchy -- must sort of melt in the mouth.)

Back in the days when I had two large oscars (fish) in a 55 gal. tank in the livingroom, all our cats would sit on my then-husband's feet when he fed the oscars, hoping he'd drop some of the food. And the oscars would leap up and nip at Ed's wrist, hoping he'd drop more INSIDE the tank! Very funny to watch.

Linn

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 06:47 PM

But you did. You dirty dog. Go and say 300 Hail Marys right now!

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Bobert
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 06:37 PM

I really wasn't going to open this thread.... I really wasn't....

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 06:36 PM

Then there's the coffee that goes through cats... Civet coffee... I think I'll stick to lemon tea.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 06:34 PM

Carnivore poo is not very good for seed germination. Bird poo is excellent; in fact some seeds rely on passing through birds in order to germinate. And some coffee maniacs like that ...

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Micca
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 06:28 PM

My Brother grew sunflowers one year, next year(and for several years after) everyone for 1/2 a mile downwind did too!!

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 06:26 PM

No cats, but surely there will be sunflower plants growing in the most inconspicuous places.

PEACE

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 06:25 PM

She's definitely got high titular qualifications, all right.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 06:24 PM

I'd like to nominate LtS for those times when a Mudcat thread needs to be retitled. She should definitely do the new titles! :~)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 06:21 PM

No Liz - not birdfood, but one of our three will KILL for a nibble of tropical fish food. I think she eats more of it than the fish get.

It's the "flake" kind, and smells like something dead; but I think she likes it 'cause it's a bit crunchy like 'tater chips.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: bobad
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 06:18 PM

We have a dog that eats the sunflower seed husks from under the feeder and then they are expelled in his poops which sometimes are solid seeds.

Subject: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 06:13 PM

I put one of those fat balls out for the tits in my garden today.... One of those balls of seeds and nuts stuck together with animal fat you know? It hangs in the tree and the tits love to peck at it.

Anyway... little pussycat Raven hoovered up the bits that fell off and is now paying the price of all that extra fibre.

Anyone else got a cat that eats birdfood?

LTS