Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Snuffy Date: 17 Feb 06 - 09:01 AM Sapristi! Ishkabibble! Sufferin' Succotash! |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Cluin Date: 16 Feb 06 - 07:58 PM What about those cartoon and comic book characters? Great Scott! Good Grief! Heavens to Murgatroyd! Glorioski! Holy improper advances, Batman! Where the hell do those come from and what do they mean? |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: emjay Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:51 PM Do you really think your grandmother suffered from denying herself the use of real cuss words? Mine seemed to get enormouse satisfaction from her "oh, fudge" and "oh, sugar." Our esteemed, gag, lone congressman* is famous for his unusual vocabulary and is rumored to have called something "Bladderdash." Emjay *Don Young, R, Alaska |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Scoville Date: 16 Feb 06 - 04:38 PM Piffleberries (my grandmother, who denied herself the satisfaction of real cuss words) Jesus Christ on a bicycle (timid, sheltered, college friend of mine. I always wondered if he rode on a women's frame, to allow for those robes) |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Windsinger Date: 15 Feb 06 - 08:22 PM "Well, cover me in eggs and flour and bake me for 14 minutes." --the dude from "House," whilst still acting like a Brit in Blackadder Goes Forth Slán, ~Fionn www.geocities.com/children_of_lir |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Michael Date: 15 Feb 06 - 01:08 PM There was as a nice one on 'Shameless'last night; 'Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining' Mike |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Charley Noble Date: 15 Feb 06 - 09:36 AM Mercy Maud! Leapin' Lizards! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,Ingrid Frances Stark Date: 15 Feb 06 - 05:00 AM Jesus frog on a pogo stick! Christ on a bicycle! Jeepers creepers! Oh, my stars and garters! You said your what hurts? Ingrid |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Cluin Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:45 PM This. and this. Oh, and this too. |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,Skivee Date: 14 Feb 06 - 07:50 PM I heard of a woman who once exclaimed,"Oh Shit! I almost stepped in that dog crap!" |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Stephen L. Rich Date: 14 Feb 06 - 06:59 PM There's always Bullwinkle's classic, "Jumpin' G. Horsefat!" Stephen Lee |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Jeri Date: 14 Feb 06 - 09:59 AM The pious complainers aren't complaining, probably because there isn't any profanity in the thread title to get the whole of Mudcat blocked by their workplace smut censors. It's also not in people's faces if they have to read the thread to see the bad words. 'Cunt' is just a word. I don't care much for it, but I get more huffy about 'nukular' and 'irregardless', and I'm extremely tempted to do something about the mis-spelling in the thread title. Profanity exists to offend people. If it does offend, then it's doing exactly what it's supposed to. Anybody remember the old M*A*S*H* TV show and the endless substitutions for 'bullshit' Col. Potter came up with? I think that's where 'horse pucky' came from, but it might have existed before the show. I like the things you don't give, like a rat's ass, a fart in a high wind, a hamster's heinie, a good goddam, etc. |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,cuntbreath Date: 14 Feb 06 - 09:41 AM to be cuntinued.... |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,sweary Simon Date: 14 Feb 06 - 09:39 AM "all of a sudden" ???!!! its the 21st Century for fucks sake! its taken at least over a hundred effin years to progress this far with healthily irreverent public swearing |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Raptor Date: 14 Feb 06 - 09:30 AM Why is the "C" word all of a sudden ok to write here? Where are the Pious complainers? This usualy offends people. |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Michael Date: 14 Feb 06 - 07:38 AM Whilst moving heavy objects; "These fuckers are cunts!" |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,skivee Date: 14 Feb 06 - 01:34 AM "Goody-Goddamn" |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Cluin Date: 13 Feb 06 - 11:14 PM Consarn flibberty jibbet! |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Janie Date: 13 Feb 06 - 11:04 PM Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods? |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST Date: 13 Feb 06 - 11:01 PM somehow, I've just lost my appetite for munching monkey nuts! |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Feb 06 - 10:53 PM Horse puckey! |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,Joe_F Date: 13 Feb 06 - 08:56 PM Diddlyratbarf! Fiddlededee! --- Joe Fineman joe_f@verizon.net ||: Did you think dandelions were pretty when you were four? What changed your mind? :|| |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: darkriver Date: 13 Feb 06 - 08:44 PM New hip one making the Internet rounds:
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Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Cluin Date: 13 Feb 06 - 08:33 PM Sonofabeehive fleaflickin' Martha Focker |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Bert Date: 13 Feb 06 - 07:39 PM Fuck my old boots! |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Snuffy Date: 13 Feb 06 - 07:33 PM So nothing origional to offer? |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Bill D Date: 13 Feb 06 - 06:06 PM "Gotdandruff'nsomeofititches" |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Cluin Date: 13 Feb 06 - 05:50 PM Flocons de maïs! |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Raptor Date: 13 Feb 06 - 04:11 PM Well Shit an Shove me in it! Raptor |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Peace Date: 13 Feb 06 - 03:54 PM "fuck me, the fucking fucker's fucking fucked!" A grammar lesson in one fell swoop. AMAZING. |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,DB Date: 13 Feb 06 - 03:47 PM Once, whilst sat on a toilet in Salford, I overheard a plumber exclaim: "fuck me, the fucking fucker's fucking fucked!" Such poetry! Such economical use of language! The man was a genius ... or, possibly, just a foul-mouthed Lancastrian git. |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST Date: 13 Feb 06 - 03:21 PM I always thought 'Fuck me!' was an extreme expression of amazement. As well as particularly dangerous when expressed in certain bars that I've been in. And quickly exited. Is 'The Queens Head' still there in Coventry? |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Feb 06 - 03:20 PM "Bollocks!" This is an expression used by opinionated gits from the UK when they don't agree with something you've just said... ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: fat B****rd Date: 13 Feb 06 - 03:09 PM "Gag me with a blow torch" "Baby Moses on stilts" "Great snappin' assholes" |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Bert Date: 10 Feb 06 - 03:40 PM Load of old Codswallop! |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Gervase Date: 10 Feb 06 - 08:06 AM But it was meant as an oath, not a sodding instruction! Took me weeks before I was back on the bike again. |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 10 Feb 06 - 07:50 AM Ah Gervase... how well I remember you declaiming that from under a pile of nylon and poles that had once been a tent..... LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Gervase Date: 10 Feb 06 - 03:50 AM Well fuck me pink and call me Rosy! |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,Elfcall Date: 10 Feb 06 - 03:35 AM motherfather! bastige! |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,Boab Date: 10 Feb 06 - 02:52 AM "Pee wulks" [winkles tae youse furriners] "Scart yer whurrie wi' a whin bush] |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: michaelr Date: 10 Feb 06 - 02:23 AM Balderdash. Utter toss. Piffle, even. |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: JennyO Date: 09 Feb 06 - 11:30 PM Well love me tender and call me Elvis! |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST Date: 09 Feb 06 - 11:26 PM well sting my ass with a spelling bee! |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Janie Date: 09 Feb 06 - 11:14 PM LOL! J |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: John O'L Date: 09 Feb 06 - 11:13 PM "My spelling nor my typing are what they used to be"... That much is oblivious. |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Janie Date: 09 Feb 06 - 11:01 PM No thank you. I prefer 'dingleberry.' J |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST Date: 09 Feb 06 - 10:55 PM arse grapes! |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Janie Date: 09 Feb 06 - 10:47 PM My spelling nor my typing are what they used to be. But more times than not, the use of expletives IS utterly stupid. Janie |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Bill D Date: 09 Feb 06 - 10:46 PM de "Claire de Lune" |
Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: John O'L Date: 09 Feb 06 - 10:42 PM Well I declaire! |