Fun With Mangled Lyrics

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 03:00 PM

The title song from "Oklahoma", English to Korean and back:


Oklahoma where the wind comes to the place, plain lower part sweep grudge. When the wheat empty tin-can which waves to the smell candy place which is positive the wind after the rain comes to right.   Oklahoma, the each night my honey the young pretense and the every and and inside sky it sits alone it is born with the enemy and it talks and it manufactured a lazy circle it sees. We are attached to the ground, the ground where are attached to we under grandness us holds the multi thing. When and us " or yippee Ohio or the ay " talking, only, " discovery it talks, the }we{' The re the }you{' Oklahoma; }re{. Approval of Oklahoma ".

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 02:51 PM

Home on the Range (English to Korean and back again.)                                                                                                                              Company breath and the antelope Ohio gives the family where Buffalo saunters to the place to the place which plays, in in me. In the place which does not listen to rarely discouragement word and sky hu li ci all one which is not. Family, in scope affection. Company breath and the antelope in the place which plays. In the place which does not listen to rarely pleasure wall word and sky hu li ci all one which is not. The deep-red male was the first inside this parts the west. When the camping ground which until now, him shines non it ignites yet, the probably }he{' The S in the place will give back at the rarely deep-red lecture bank.

This is two verses. In case you're not familiar with the second verse, it's : The Red Man was first in this part of the west. He's likely no more to return to the banks of Red River, where seldom, if ever, his glittering campfires still burn.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 02:32 PM

Here's the theme from an old TV western called Bat Masterson:                                                    withdraw, when the west very young person, was lived there a man who was destined for of Masterson. It carried a stick and Derbyhut. He "blow", blow of Masterson called you above.

I think the translating service is just getting tired of us. It's like they're not even trying anymore.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 01:41 PM

Down by the River
I's shot by Cheney

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 09:18 AM

This one's using Babelfish, via Greek and French:


Am wild of error for much a year
and it have xodebej all my money with the whisky and beer.
But now I turn over with gold to the great establishment
and will never play the wild error from now on.

Choruses:
And it is not, refusal, never,
no refusal never other,
I will never play the wild error person, nomore.

I went to a brewery which I used with frequent
and me I said the money of owners myt xodey' tika.
I asked it for the credit, it answered with "refusal,
for the practice as your I then that I take any day."

Choruses

peat bog it delivers the pocket to me, exported luminous sovereigns my
and eyes of the owner which open largely with the pleasure.
Me has given whisky and wine good,
which says "the words that I spoke, he was only with the joke."

Choruses

I will turn over to my parents, for I acknowledge that I made,
and I hope that forgiveness them a' swtos wire,
and if they excuse me, since front ofttimes,
I will never play the wild error other.

Choruses

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 09:15 AM

I a Wandering savage for much annual,
and I my entirety money in Whisky and beer to spend.
but I to now turn also gold in large the business,
and I to never play more the savage Vagrants.

Chorus:
and this in step never no nay,
never more I to play nay never,
the Wandering savage no, nomore.

I entered alehouse inside, that I to visit it the practice,
and I it it owner to spend it mytgeldes to say.
I asked him, more to which around the credit, it "corresponded" me "nay,
because above the practice, like their me the box which has" "one day",

the Chorus

delivered my hand which in my bag which was taken again sovereigns which shines
the owner for broad with the open pleasure and the eyes.
me of the Whisky and the wine vom of best,
legend "the word, while I to speak, they to have that rueber to laugh",

Chorus

I to go again zu to my member of the family, to accept, that I to form
and will espérera it they to excuse they it them wire prodigal
and if they not like ofttimes to forgive me,
before I never zum wild Vagabond to play more.

Chorus

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,sanita
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 12:30 AM

WOW! I still had respect for ya'll, when you started out.
where are you coming from and is there a reason we need machines
to translate and take out the humanity and feelings words can speak.
Fun can be had in massive quantities if one only uses their head
Edelweiss und Enzian bluehen auch im Kopf und nicht nur auf den
Gipflen es Elphenbeinturms
Feliz Dia el Presidentes
Viel glueck und auf wiedersehen
Das Leben ist wie eine Klobrille man macht viel durch.
hot dogs yard dicks ( chipmunks )and zulu bellies
Merci Danke Spasibo Gracias Asante Grazie
Uebersetze das ShooFly and fleefly
Peace Pax Frieden auf Erden und den Menschen ein Wohlgefallen

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Feb 06 - 12:08 AM

This is a Christmas parody - which has been in the threads before..
:-)

A Coil Of The Scare Of The Charisma

The ink goes that meant north dull dressed forges it cutest of May
more facilitates the star of the shout says the error non crisp occidental person of the boor of fiord,
an assault of lit of the extremity of the union of the team of two safes of the tons of the word whee of the victory of spar consumed the tray of gonifs;
It must, ink of the tide it are of fort come aprecíam,
come fort they aprecíam,
they must dink of the eye of tye it are of fort come aprecíam.



Hehe - affecting my brain... nah, I always been this crazy...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 09:45 PM

the elephant choir

I just sit down in turds

the mind boggles!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:51 PM

I wanted on stage to go, but acting to me simply now into Pantomime putrefied that I am the whole rage as hole in the reason of the elephant choir the valley


PROPERTY, CREDIT, AI-AI CREDIT, CREDIT, AI-AI-AI

And the hill is not terminated there larger quake that the hole in the elephants


The eyes are based now it in forgotten brown glass ventilation completion made,

But you would be at the wind surprised,

That by the hole into the reason of the Oh-elephant change there can is piece abundance downward within for bottles beer,


If you the ' girder end have the laughter E sweat touted the furrier come trout injuries the rear of L ' elephant


Choir valley AI, AI, AI-AI AI, AI, AI-AI-AI and the colleen fannies law N ' is auburn greater quiver than the hole in the elephants base


Main tenant of the eyes inch is made IN forgotten brown ventilation of glass completion corn you would be astonished outer wind, which can more pass by the hole in the rear of L

' Oh elephant there is abundance of part pours bottom with L ' interior for beer bottles

IF you have the ' end of support the laughter D ' assistances counterpart that J ' takes from L ' compressed air foam by the hole in the reason of


The Oh-elephant the supports thinks me a spirit (the emphasis appropriate here!)


While they sit down in the stallbuchten, I know more repairer the ' girder end,

And I flashes from the eye at the girls in the pit by the hole in the reason of the elephant a rammer that she hunted,

After I her did not say that "you are one the first role hold, I can more repairer ' the girder end"

I a so-called "woman thanks I is to Douglas fir fair bank I is the hole in the reason of the elephant"

I no words learn there now may is no manuscript to keep forgetting fast that I just sit down in turds the property thrust of

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:26 PM

Some house calls solar this in them which raises is many pitiful girls ruins New Orleans and I, oh, God, is an my mother is the tailor, she has sutured their new blue colour jeans.


My lover he is the gambler, Oh Gambled your excellency getting down in New Orleans.

My husband, he is he goes from the town to a town gambling person;

And when he was when satisfaction is he down has drunk his liquor.

Now an only matter gambling person needs to be the suitcase and the bough;


And when he has once satisfied when I when he was is being drunk the liquor


To tell the sisters never me young like I to do, but avoids that house the sun which they calls in New Orleans to raise by a foot in the platform,

I is goin ' returns to New Orleans with a foot in the train to wear the dribbling and the chain.

I return to my competition nearly New Orleans, which participates;

I return to pass the surplus my life under the sun, which that raises.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:04 PM

Sbere z hen I yap Galway in Orenmore is pleasant; it is which necessary to make similarly inside, woman noble ego in spoons during May,


This they are equal to the youth, and they most beautiful intelligently assumed my sufficient respiration.

It supplied existence from inestimable stone from the diamond of the drawing of precise or from the dust, from persona n feng.

But it supplied and the cord of sign from llama hood ' this will be scarf Galway its circle of arm.


We had them they arrived it in


I eat the period of the period of the jaunt of the point of view of the house of province father/after small,


It is which necessary to preserve, we have us, it is which necessary to support at that solved period, they said, ' to toy Is.


He said to them that, "it comes by centre,


It meets from the gentleman, and my rope


Ii1, it is which father and" brume use you invite in order to play this and to go to that same to can to establish with exception of fire with your father/seeing,


They by the liniment of these 6 feet.


And starves everything tragedy


' THE I tank of knob in order to have its nut/mother ego, is which necessary to can think its scarf will be Galway.

"Blackness?" and the heap of barley "la" glorie "" Rodney "ros3£.ee and brume use linnet" plays it they assume tragedy ', is which distant each note Irish language when break it in the eye will be bylaw BY I it.


"Premature Twas, necessary, I have this antic ilikjwme am of road Donegal ' referred by the morning ' moment note.

H "Goodbye has that and sobs gentleman into e£.etreint," said age, and by my heart it will still be I and this scarf Galway.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:03 PM

Little sight Bo has its sheep and not does not know not lost, where it is found. let only come they and they to the house wagging their ends behind they.
                                                                  Baa, Baa, black sheep. did you want? Dear Mister dear Sir, three bags fully. For my Master, for my lady. For the little boy who lives to the bottom the manner.                                 

George Porgy, of Pudding and kissed Magpie-Chart, the girls and formed with cry. When the boys left to play, when Georgie fled in Porgy.   

                                                                  With hairdresser of Sir, the hairdresser of Sir, to shave a pig. How much hair aiming to form of a Peru-corner? Four and twenty. It is enough. give the collar of Snuff to the hairdresser of Mister.   

(Peru-corner = wig)

Do Mary, Mary, rather contrary, how your garden rise? With pretty bells and higher parts of silver plated shell of heart and girls all in a series.                                                



assemble a horse of cock to the Banbury cross, to see a white horse afterwards a fine lady. Rings on their fingers, bells on him toes. It has the music, where it goes.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:02 PM

He, him, corner what a box
of cross of arm also always spins a network,
each possible dimension,
robbers of locking precisely like flies.
Sight outside!
Here, that comes him!

Is it strong? hear, buds they!
It has radioactive blood.
can it balance of a wire?
take a sight, with expenses.
Hey there!
That suits him

In the shower of the night,
to the scene of the crime,
like a band of the light,
it precisely comes in time above

He, him,
friendly proximity him.
Abundance and re-elected, it,
activity is neglected its reward.

In addition to it,
the life is a great great deflagration,
where there is in top a case,
in top that finds you him.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:50 PM

It seems today
that in very that you see,
is an activity of film force
and sex on the television apparatus.
But where these good old women improved values,
on whom we use build are?

Happy happy theres a cord a man,
who it whole thing positive
to make be able,
which us puddle pool and cry to form,
which, it our cord


(That's the Family Guy theme song, or Cord Man as they'd have it)

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:25 PM

Any iron old any iron old some any iron old, old?

You look on purely - you make bankruptcy on a pleasure,

Look at more dapper from its napper their feet.

Held in the style the old brick and the green tying lacing of its sour father,

But I would not give it to fire-new the tuppence for its old chain of the clock,

The old iron, the old iron?"

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:02 PM

From inside that place mountain of Virginia righteousness the lonely pine tree in the lower part her name June my, thing five two of the little girls from hazard that place


Just she which is a family will carry 'neath that alone pine tree waiting quite, quite quickly she to hazard me which it will carry is Kiss to belong,


It gets a shallow cut in the trail of the lonely pine tree the self-will blue lips inside the moonlight, which is pale inside Ji mountain range by our heart


You carve your name and you go out and go out to the place, which carves mine


Ohio and, the pine tree together it is a green onion mountain June, whom it is only rolled only and - me


Extensive hazard is lonely and it gets a shallow cut in the trail of the pine tree, which is lonely

The self-will blue lips inside Ji mountain range I and is a possibility of listening to tinker job the fact that the width gun which it does far song it will do between hill green onion

Rang new, From hazard that place she will carry in the place where that pine tree sighs waiting inside the explosion trills each one to be like this

It is cheerful in his colleague and a sheep her eye which is sufficient too much

Your June is lonely earnest desire it is and it goes out but and the fact that it talks that it is Kiss it is visible

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 06:33 PM

In bottom behind gasworks, bellow in Rawtenstall, which is a small city in Lancashire.

Last night of Saturday, me and stable-lads, Ee by gum us ' announces some good cheer reet.

There was ice skims, the switch supports, coconut, and waxworks, figure eights and roundabouts, and were not us was deflected very when we hear the showman shout: the "Oh, rolls above, rolls above, comes to see large girl, forty of rock ' loveliness the and clean ones of the piece ever' there their."

Ee was ' large, accent of Wi' T in the large one, and all wi of the fellas ' which goes borer maintained to give him an excavation.

Was a large large lassie, as its frame were above molten air did not know that of wi ' I declare. Good Everthin ' was champion, until some clown silly, stabbed it with a bolt - said the showman with a frown "all the hands to stable-lads of the bombs, goin of the boat of the thousand ' in bottom", in the annual fair of Rawtenstall.

"Rolls above, roll above, see Marie the ' myst' ry, the payment Monsieurs one to tan with being satisfied in blackness."

They in were stable-lads, only for a peep, the showman drew a lever and landed in a heap.

Well, has in drawn bottom ' in it in, in the line at the bottom, frills and the things for which the ev' ryone v.

With shoutin ', screamin ', ev' rythin ' were a front, me saw some things that amusing I never VI in all the life of the thousand, I saw some amusing things I never VI above the woman of the thousand, in the annual fair of Rawtenstall.


"Rolls above, roll above, come to see mermaid, see you charming lady, half of a woman, half of a fish."

They in were stable-lads, for dele to show are not swank, when little Tommy Higgins put some whisky in the tank.

Well, began frisky, swimmin ' in the whisky, and when came above for the air, yields with the audiences, gave its tail a swish, its tail which came outside and really looked at delish.

It said "this which you want the boys, ' meat or fish" of the piece one, in the annual fair of Rawtenstall. "

Rolls above, roll above, see which tattooed you they, sees you charming lady with the portraits in her skin."

They in were stable-lads and began cheer, owe that in it are behind all the cities the ' Lancashire.

There were lower Odsall, town of Manchester, standin of the living room of city ' in the square.

There were Oldham, Bolton, Ashton-sob-Lyne, ' well of coal above in Burnley was a lookin ' that the powerful fine, until somebody shouted "daddy, does not go below with mine", in the annual fair of Rawtenstall.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 06:09 PM

OK, let's gather around the piano and sing some show tunes:

I frequently went before on this road. But Plasterung always differently under my feet, front. In a train if I am seven stories which are raised and I know, are on the road, in which you live. There is lila trees in the heart of the city? can you hear Lark in another part the city? pours each door enchantment? No, is right him on the road, in you lives. And, OH -, this very high feeling that I receive from the knowledge which you be narrowly. This submerging feeling that each possible moment you can appear sudden. - Stare And opinion of anybody. It does not disturb you me, because there is nowhere besides on the mass which I would be rather. let go to beyond time. I am not interested, if me here on the road, in which you can be to live.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 05:56 PM

see you stumbling to the bottom, pledging their loves on the ground. You solitairement give me however to involve found freely and that stolperntumbleunkraeutern. Of Obacht of the past are. to go nowhere, I precisely find however where the trace is completed and involved stolperntumble, with that cleans. I know carried, when the night went, those of a new day at dawn. I hold to involve. In my heart Song is deep. Here, at the distance I belong and involve that stolperntumbleunkraeutern.

stolperntumbleunkraeutern = tumbling tumbleweeds.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 05:50 PM

"it kaka 'troupe"

That Damn Fooles Troupe gets in everywhere...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 05:45 PM

All the day I confront the wasting unfruchtbare without the taste of water, fresh water. * old daN and I with the throat to burn dry and thus the cry for water, expenses, free water. Feet In are, him yearning for rights a thing more like water, water fresh wund. And with the paddle I awake and baille and order more, with water, fresh and free water. Do not hold to move, of the daN, hear on him, daN, are to him the devil, a man, and it extends those extreme sand with water. Can't daN, see you this large green tree, in which the free company of water and him me and to await there you? Fresh and free water.

This is the second time that "Dan" is translated as "daN" I'm understanding less as I go along. stevE

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 05:34 PM

Downwards in that lowers, those hang lower so slightly, your head more rueber, to intend the wind to roast. intend to roast the wind to like you if, you intend to roast the wind. If you hang more rueber your head, you intend to roast the wind. If you write the letter to me, you send it with the post office. you in Obacht of the Birmingham-prison send. The sun of love of pink, purple likes the cable. Angels in the sky know you me like. establish to me high a lock with forty feet, therefore I can see them, while it goes up beyond that.

The line starting "The sun of love.." in real life is "Roses love sunshine, violets love dew". This is the second time that "blow" translates into "Roast". I don't get it.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,ranger steve at work.
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 04:19 PM

"Tones of the hard world which was felt in lulled groins" - what poetry. It almost improves on Foster's original lyrics.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 03:58 PM

If a ground nut found, a ground nut, found
found a ground nut me found precisely now,
precisely now a ground nut,
precisely now found a ground nut.

Broken open, broken open,
broken the him to him open one
I fissured it precisely now,
precisely now open, broke him open precisely now.

It was putrefied, was putrefied to him,
was to him was putrefied precisely now,
precisely now putrefied,
was putrefied to him precisely now.

If it ate in one way or another, it ate in one way or another,
eaten me ate it in one way or another precisely now,
precisely now in one way or another,
ate it in one way or another precisely now.

A pain of stomach I received maintenance a pain of stomach,
a pain of stomach received precisely now maintenance,
precisely now precisely now a pain of stomach,
a pain of stomach of maintenance.

called the doctor, called the doctor,
I called the doctor precisely now
precisely now called the doctor,
called precisely now the doctor.

Company, company,
undertaken precisely now,
precisely now a company,
a company precisely now.

died in one way or another, died in one way or another,
died in one way or another precisely now,
I died precisely now dead in one way or another,
in one way or another precisely now.

I went to the sky, went to the sky,
precisely now gone to the sky with the sky
with the sky went precisely now,
precisely now.

Did not become me, me it is not right
which would not take, would not take now,
maintaining skies right would take me,
take me to take not precisely now.

If the other manner went, the other manner,
alley went the other manner me went precisely now,
precisely now the other manner,
went precisely now the other manner.

It did not wish me, did not wish me,
did not wish me wished me precisely now,
precisely now not,
wished me not precisely now.

If a dream were, a dream, was to it
a dream was precisely now,
precisely now a dream,
was precisely now a dream.

Then I awoke me, me awoke then,
me awoke me then awoke
precisely now, precisely now,
me awoke precisely now.

If a ground nut found, a ground nut, found
found a ground nut me found precisely now,
precisely now a ground nut,
precisely now found a ground nut.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 03:57 PM

I sing in the rain
and precisely sings in the rain.
That for feeling prachtvolles,
I am still happy.

I laugh so dark in top
in top with the clouds,
because sun in my heart
and I am ready with the love.

Let drive out stormy the clouds
of the place to each one,
concerned with the rain,
me have to smile on my face.

I to take to the bottom the way,
with a happy Refrain.
Because I am to sing
and precisely sings in the rain.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 01:26 PM

OK, now those of you who are programmers - Write a program to put them back as they were!!!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 11:53 AM

The departments of, my love, are incorrect you with the transmission,

For with form arm쳌fs it kaka 'troupe the e, which I it has, which, it loved therefore for much time, which in its enterprise one thanks!

The Greensleeves was my whole joy, was Greensleeves the pleasure I, which was the Greensleeves my male rot wild of the gold, and who however pit Mrs Greensleeves.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: DMcG
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 11:38 AM

A lady gave in the country of north,
At the broom with brushes of Bonny put the curve,
And it had relatively the exciting girls three,
Company, Lalala, company, Lalala.

A knight of the splendid value
Which also lived in north

The knight of Mutstouts and that gave courageously,
A woman wished him to have.
Struck to him with the barrier with the lady,
One which smoothes, were to him late

...

Maidens so now adapted of any good-bye,
it Song I wish formed


===
I love both the exiciting girls and that the tool ends up wishing it had formed a song!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 11:34 AM

The old person where Michael Finnegan was pulled up, that the taste of healthy chinnigan which increases it was.


Inigan old human Michael and pooch, snorkel which is left by the wind


Then by Finnegan polished in order still it starts.... to think of the person whose activity of the left side which is pulled up


Michael Finnegan is old, winnigin in this way, could, (?)


That Finnegan must go still.

Michael innigin of the person who is begun, bad old this, giving to that competition.


But pinnican and, from intensive the terrible dinnigan reason where when that that of the can which is not that sinnigan in order to pick it went ' they said that (?)

It could point to the fish which grasps that you obtain, innigan which rises with by that shaft it went,

In a certain yard shinnigan isle skinnigan was touched and that it changed after this in addition to the grease of the thinnigan beginning, like this died doing, poor old human Michael beginnigan Finnegan had.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 11:14 AM

And dewdrops me thee expect the more dreamer beautiful, the greased bell,

Starlight; The tones of the hard world, which was felt in lulled groins, from moonlight changed over everything.

Dreamer beautiful, queen of my song, list, during cortège thee with melodies flexibly;

They went themselves the life care occupy to suspect, more dreamer beautiful wake greased me!

The more dreamer beautiful one wakes greased me!

The more dreamer beautiful outside on the sea mermaids chanting lorelie salvage;

On to be streamlet steams carried, which waits bad at the bright coming morn.

Dreamer beautiful, bundle of my heart, the east in as morn on streamlet and on the sea;

Then you Venus leave the grief clouds, more dreamer beautiful wakes greased me!

The more dreamer beautiful one wakes greased me!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 11:06 AM

The old cabbage of kings was an old lively heart,

And an old lively heart was this one this one required its pipes,
And required its basin
And required fiddlers its,
Three.

And each fiddler it had a thin violin, and a very thin violin it had it. V

The violin diddle UEO, diddle UEO, shouted fiddlers, the lively individuals lively is us.

They쳌fre no so equitable like it

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 10:33 AM

Well, lonesome nothin ' so calls that, but unsound there is drear in regard to the standpoint of the stick of the pub where therefore the beer has been attached or, dingoes of wildness as for the night from your relative and is not lonesome completely around the camp fire.


The pub where the publican beer which worries for the thing allotment which is good, comes has been attached how is not the terrible place or, trivial, there is the glance of long way on the surface, whether the maid and the actin ' queer of the cock which go to ill humour completely of


-! The stock man that dried to the stick, the lump from that coat which goes due to the throat of the ˆ¥ ‚è being lazy, pulls it rides, but when barman says heavy-heartedly, the pub where smile of that surface does not turn to sneer directly, "can obtain the beer!


"He, as for the chief for covering, the wine where that companion of drinkin ' has been attached, him while hurrying, is, waits but he fears, the dog beer which is with that has been attached as for not to be the pub of for the sake of, the place that master which does not flinch because there is a dog, in the veranda!


As for him it is in order the sweat from that eye which then the vagabond is covered completely with growing, him throws the fact that you say under that roll, wipes it comes, but when being said to him, "as for this me to hear what?


Depending upon me to the pub where 50 flamin ' beer which so you walked heavily have been attached mile!


"Well, the ƒrƒŠ쳌[ train Osamu house - for the first time as for him of that life is the wife whom calm he where the house which goes to that darlin is cool ' makes walk at the kitchen;

She says, "it is quick my valuable,쳌h then he destroys, the pub where the thing beer can be obtained in her does not say.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 10:20 AM

since it it long it of the road with a its small number ' the plate of the meat
and the sun outward journey, which on its gilded ' to measure Barnet'
to fall, like angel sky its dunkelblauen ' luminous Hammelfleischpie-Charts.
In my ' west and of germinated of Cupid on the left him there a wave is ' daN and.

It would accept Grecian ' me, ' and ' heather of Hampstead ' two series,
in its ' sunny south ' which that two cha$nes of characters pretty scintillated to bead;
downwards after my ' bread and cheese ' i-Tropfen and murmur, ' please
my storm and polemic, dear Tottie, O, you darlingest the girl!

then Beugenwimmern by its side, to cry that,
then over ' Jennyschutzen ' to admit and test has, to banish,
Wal its ' Jonahs, ' a hydrophobiabarke to give,
(they, ', the Arch one that for Noahs!')
And continuous right my ' to go up and rich ' made with my ' cribbagestoepsel attack.

The ECU its dog of bull that I could stop,
had named it a ' deflagration of gingembre, '
that which says, ', which Henry Meville thinks you is done there?',
And I heard as far i-slunk, ' why, the trunk of Jumbos vehicles!
and the ' Walter Joyce ' of Totties with gilded ' to measure Barnet.'

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 09:43 AM

Troops of gollandetsa Tae and Lizzy Lindsay Ye?


Tae troops husbands of the gollandetsa Ye?

Dutch troops Ye de Tae Lizzy Lindsay?


Do the will have to be my tae fianc3.ee and 4 ardently desired for?

You will be as far as possible I, Mister do not dispatch; you will not be there the state of the gay although you do not have.

Spouts out works like which never not, of fears, is which ii1 it does not make.

Had its matter ii1 of name Rev. A Yushchsya knew the gay, us what we do not invest, to call I horse.

By my name must know that, if you do not know the gay us ye these horse, then a good judge of small ingot of fear, high shifted control of Ronald MacDonald will be Person.

Are Person and Ronald MacDonald fianc3.e kilted the monolog it, which skirt it has a cotton colour of green?

The child, monolog fascinating like kilted his elbow, this will be darlin of tae

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 09:23 AM

Ranger Steve, if I don't like the result, I just try a different language. I had to try three different ones for the Addams Family before I found one that was even mildly funny!

OK - on a roll now:

Road runner dial tone dial tone the phase which is legitimate put aside and you inside the pile road runner Republic of Ghana you were over in the public road, runs the road runner which back selects all day nose bedspread reel changed his method in him

When him you seize from first until end will be extensive seize, him will be extensive and in the road runner and afterwords you the nose bedspread reel the nose bedspread reel leads in the road runner and afterwords you and it is a road runner and your road runner

He will be wrong and there will be a possibility which he will do when assuredly learning with slow the lower part, that nose bedspread reel U who goes mad with a realness lis is immense? It is poor and the small road runner fun troublesome army song assuredly back is lower part of his idea the runnin' hymn which is legitimate sourly

When him you seize from first until end will be extensive seize, him will be extensive and in the road runner and afterwords you the nose bedspread reel the nose bedspread reel leads in the road runner and afterwords you and it is a road runner and your road runner


So where did they get the Republic of Ghana?

And what is a nose bedspread reel?

down = bedspread?

beep beep = dial tone dial tone :-)

Fascinating!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 09:16 AM

You are going Scarborough to the appropriate parsley, Sable, Rosemarie, and thermion


Remember that I to one who for once lives there they applicable loving of my was requests you them to educate me a Kambrichemd.


Parsley, Sable, Rosemarie and thermion.

Without any seam or sewing work purifies.
Then it is applicable loving of my requests you it, it in the more yonder

Dry woollen parsley, Sable, to wash Rosemarie and thermion,

Where the risen water more ne'er still the drop of the rain then they fell, is more yonder applicable loving of my requests you it, it

On thorn parsley, Sable, Rosemarie and thermion to dry, which bore bloom,

Since Adam was born then, is never it applicable loving of my now has it me asked that questions three

Parsley, Sable, Rosemarie and hope of the simians


I it there much for me to answer, then, it applicable loving of my if OH -,


Will find you me one morning country parsley, Sable, Rosemarie, and thermion between the sea-foam rubber and the sea-and then to actual them applicable loving


Of my OH - is, will ploughs you it with horn parsley, sales, rosemary and -thermion of a lamb and sows it completely

More rubber with a pepper grain, then, it applicable loving of my is OH -, will


Harvests you it with a satchel of the leather parsley,


The Sales, the Rosaries and the simians and binds above it for all with the feather/

Spring of a pea, then, which are it applicable loving of my hand

If you did and terminated, come if its work

Parsley, Sales, Rosemary and thermion to me for your Kambrichemd, then, which is it applicable loving of my sea-foam rubber hand

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 09:05 AM

Those are creepy, change are mysterious, the feeling bad Addams family are ooky everything together

As for the house them who are the museum where the people come to seeing really being the Addams family scream

(The edge righteousness)
(small stature it is)
(the candy)

So magical errand the payment Addams family asking/depending of gonna where you are the shawl profit of broomstick of us A who can crawl does

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Ranger Steve at work
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 09:04 AM

It's really disappointing when you translate a song and it just isn't all that funny, as in the case of one I just did "Bird Within a Gilded Framework".

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:54 AM

The Sea where the end is noble and wise to connect and the grudge which is not, the end is end, to talk to the Ed end which justly, justly, anyone goes round again and talk justly justly.

It pastes and it goes to an origin and he in you asks on the end will decrease the answer back which means you will approve. He always is in steady process. In Sea Ed great disaster.

The yakkityEd the yak it does to live the streak person and wastes your time but he when a thing which the silence will talk and one Mister, not to talk assuredly.

When his voice becomes husky until, the end is end, justly, justly, and this one'll great disaster '. It spread out and the end which it talks assuredly electrolysis it did not listen to?

The well listens to this.

The Ed me it is Mister.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:54 AM

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,ranger steve at work
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:51 AM

work all during the night and a drink of banana of choice of rum (me and daylight to come wishes goes to the house), until the morning to come. (me and daylight to come wishes goes to the house), from Tag-OH -, Tag-OH -, daylight and myself come wish go to the house. * a beautiful package to mature it of the banana (daylight to come and I to wish to go to the house), to see I great great black tarantula. (me and daylight to come wishes goes to the house), it rises with six feet, seven feet, (, eight daylight to come and me wishes goes to the house. Six feet, seven feet, of eight of package of foot acht-Fuss-Buendel. (me and daylight to come wishes goes to the house).

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:43 AM

Under wrong combining in order not to be the highland in order but stroke, our freedom hazard the RogerRamjet which fights and his eagle lead outer space and it is a day n inside

Only RogerRamjet he by the hero of the hazard our nation under certainty fixes his venture in reverse and he puts and they are our men whom he waits

When the RogerRamjet and his man getting all burglars after, the swallow of the fun which spreads out and laugh all it combines hazard child us it comes

Only RogerRamjet he by the hero of the hazard our nation under certainty fixes his venture in reverse and he puts and they are our men whom he waits

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:39 AM

"jumps to my toilet,"

Well that's one I'll never be able to get that picture out of my mond, and thus never be able to sing it with a straight face again...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:35 AM

Ya have to love that CHORAL SOCIETY that you get in the chorus songs, eh?

Now, on to TV themes, heh heh!

Here all khel their mother the clothes of silk brocade head being young together most talk of the be lady inside 3 people which are the quite love be girl the love which it is bringing with the high piece is,

The talk of the man who becomes here distinction will together live them all and as a but they will be 4 men with 3 person boys of that oneself who will be from total one person there is busy Brady,

When 1st and until them the lady meets this colleague, about the group under the method which sprouts all by that the method where the Brady bunch by Brady bunch us has reached the Brady bunch us who have reached the Brady bunch must form the family these six seals of it compared to very compared to has been

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:26 AM

It operates, in order the n multi description, below which the human being will make, the flexibility golpecito returning it peeled from the gas, the Monday morning Teas,


Reading, effect it went mad and it must discover the drain that it calls it in the carpenter, the wine gas dealers concerned in order it calls


By the Ohio ticket inside facing each other the place back, in it surroundings comfort the different person above all boards which it tears the whole one of it indication which is not did not receive the gas all inside.


It goes out and goes out and it is sufficient from the decline which it constructs the grade B which in right puts them from the whole."


What it discovers the transportation unit of Jingo Gee Gus, carpenter


It until Tuesday, which crosses over to the morning when it talks the Twas,


It, was chiselled he with as for the hammer and all, "view it operates, in order the n multi description below which the human being will make, it by the cable drove the that time pasting nail,


The insect was it all Ohio light all indication which is works.


It operates, in order the n multi description below which the human being will make, inside the move '

All Wednesday of the electrician the Twas, the I it calls the cancer the possibility


The Sea where inside it absolumentabsoluement vice- scope does not approve kHz


Lye thus with outer side of safety bolt doing it is not and it is and, the Sanderson day of the whole indication inside it


Ohio like this all, in order to be continued in the separation seller compared to by the window by the normality I which changes it foot of tomorrow it refers.


It operates, in order the n multi description below which the human being will make, being welded in it torch where


Thursday the Teas comes the separation seller compared to morning and, it cement and from with inside and the song where him the fortune is good


Inside different deciding it, hour will have all inside and the branch


The separation seller whom it puts to it is not compared to, but must arrive me, in order to draw the total one

Ohio wall of it indication anger it will split.

It operates, in order the n multi description, below which the human being will make,

When golpecito gas him that the comfort which will draw going, inside the Twas above the anger will make a first


Friday in the undercoats, he tomorrow all overcoat nook and but to discover each portion which is the chink all, to draw,


There is a possibility of doing to go round inside Ohio where it all indications decrease work Jig An.


Saturday and it shouts Sunday from Monday all inside at day lapse morning the twas in me wine gas dealers concerned An it is not.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:03 AM

The donor of synchronization of my grandfather was too high for the rack,
therefore it ninety years was on the floor which it was higher around a half as an old man himself,
but it did not weigh pennyweight to more became

him over the morning the day bought that for him it was not its treasure and pride had always been born, him,

for however stopped never yet shorts-circuit outward journey,
when the old man died ninety years,
without TIC configuration of beginning TIC configuration of beginning slumbering seconds of its life TIC configuration of beginning numbering TIC the configuration of beginning which stopped it, shorts-circuit

nor of synchronization of my grandfather was too high for the rack, therefore it ninety years was on the floor which it was higher

around a half as an old man himself, but it did not weigh pennyweight to more

became him over the morning the day bought that for him it was not its treasure and pride had always been born, him,

for however stopped never yet shorts-circuit outward journey, when the old man died ninety years,

without TIC configuration of beginning
TIC configuration of beginning slumbering seconds of its life
TIC configuration of beginning numbering
TIC the configuration of beginning which stopped it, shorts-circuit, not to still go jamais, when the old man died.


If it ahead and behind paid attention
its beams of pendulum much of hours, it
had spent to know as a boy and by a childhood and a masculinity,

the donor of synchronization, its sorrow and its joy seemed and did not attach to divide for him 24,
him with the door with flowering and a beautiful must to enter, however stopped it, close, to go briefly never yet,
when the old man died

CHORAL SOCIETY

my grandfather said that of which it could not employ a civil servant,
would thus find to him reliable,
because it held perfect time and it had a desire with to be wounded with him was due to its place, its side,

they were hung however stopped, close, it to never yet go briefly, when the old man died


CHORAL SOCIETY


it schellte a warning in silence the night, a warning which for years stumm had been and we knew that its spirit for the flight pluming which its hour the departure had come the donor of synchronization held still time with the switch and absorbed play of bell, since us his side being lends calmly, however stopped, to short-circuit, to go never yet, when the old man died

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 08:02 AM

"A Bob White is a quail."

What instrument does he play?

A Banjo - in qualing style....

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: sinpelo
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:50 AM

OK just 2 verses but who can guess which song?

Problem at the spirit I am blue, but I will be not always the blue
sun, which, on my back door one day goes shining

I steige at this river seizure my old basculante chair down, if
they do not leave to me from the problems that I will tilt outside
there in function

I'd love to hear Sonny & Brownie do that one!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Feb 06 - 07:47 AM

Choose your collaborators, the general purpose excavator with my toilet
chooses your collaborators, jumps to my toilet,
chooses your collaborators, jumps to my toilet,
general purpose excavator with my my toilet, darlin

"cannot take a red bird, a blue bird will make
cannot take a red bird, a blue bird will make
cannot take a red bird, a blue bird will make
the general purpose excavator with my my toilet, darlin"

took a red, also beautiful bird
me took a red, also beautiful bird
me took a red, also beautiful bird
general purpose excavator with its my my toilet, darlin '

ruffle e' Na ko' kkjno poylj' egw' pi' ruffle e' Na ko' kkjno poylj', o' morfo epj' located ekskafe' have stin toyale' your moy, to darlin moy "Tis

ga' heap sto va' zo kre' farmhouse, what' ll;
Ga' heap with the vase of cream, what' ll?
Ga' heap with the vase of cream, what' ll?
General purpose excavator with my toilet, darlin of my

"fly to the buttermilk, Shoo, fly, of fly shoo to the buttermilk, Shoo, fly, of fly shoo to the buttermilk,

general purpose excavator with my general purpose excavator of toilets to my my toilet, darlin"