Fun With Mangled Lyrics

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 08:48 AM

The left the man hazard each night and one inside the city which works good one, I self to lose 1 minutes assuredly and Jim Ann, ' the tournament be in agony, the method thing.

Singing together: ' In the pebble leading figure retention, ' in ignition the maul lids the retention, which is haughty, the Rollin' and the rollin', in the river the rollin'.

It goes out and when it burns tying in the river boat queen until, Memphis it pumped in many pain lower part, nun it will come but and lick anus inside or cleaned inside the many plate assuredly the city is good, side, ' it did not see.

Singing together Rollin' and rollin', in river rollin'.

When you to the river will come in lower part, the flesh in order to discover the few people will be thin and be extensive and bet.

It gives and it is happy spreads out ' the cause which does not have the money which it spreads out must be in agony in the river, the person.

Singing together Rollin' and rollin', in river rollin'.
Rollin', rollin', in river rollin'.
Rollin', rollin', in river rollin'.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 08:37 AM

I sing an envy male and the sweet snack 16 maids' fables.
She is Bay Fijian sends and silences uncommunicative
And she and her mother lives in the Bethnal green edge
She to serve all weeks is for the rich old Greek
Artificial hers daddy in the bestowment,

And she one is delighted is Friday night
When she has young rock and roll

To my correct fall all; to my breast fall dally, to my itty piece fail dual day

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 08:15 AM

Passengers satisfy sag a' reverend IN the toilets, while the train in in the post is.

We propose a plug, while the train in in the light of moon you it thinks should always if you call of water to lead really pleasantly.

Should, you the coaches are reported that it in puts a container in your Vestibule.

I buckram OH - violently that break seat there here, favour' my, as to you lose all.

I, I gay anon task for you leave the post.


Provided that I go with your girl I, an effort to have in order to it leads the sad water where I have come indeed in the city.

I am the individual that they have under made to pushin "them.

Dirtied the cushions of seat of before reproductions in the superior surface of table of Trojan쳌fs tomatoes inside.

Promenading in in the park, Goosing Statue later the dark, if the horse can this take in a Sherman쳌fs, because you cannot

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 07:42 AM

My truth one love goes out and being truth one.

Ohio Miss it is and to peel as them in me it asks, the I here.

Silence it will split justly will not be negated must come true.

The fact that you you the smoke get some day it replies inside your eye, at the time of non-your heart,

The eye distant Ohio love all them talk.

It will discover and and in order them me the chaffed to think it is cheerful and it will be able to suspect my love which laughs to today my love.

My, love flying without and far going out and and and multi the laughter friend goes out now and will hide Ohio tear.

The bird cage it is like that and me it smiles and love the be fire matrix smoke when gets inside your eye


Which the smoke gets inside your eye to peel it talks

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 07:19 AM

Trailers for the sale or the rent, the rooms prevent - 50 cents any telephone, any of bassoons.

It counts and it sprouts and secret conference

No pets obtain any cigarettes, ampere-hour, but 2 hours to press popup of broom 8 by room.

I will be by man of middles, by no means by the king of 12 ya-.krovatey, it is which road.

3rd Yoyo efflorescence car, midnight train destination and Bangor Maine.

Old worn-out suit and boots, pay no trade-union payments.

I smoke the old stodgiest, I am which it found, soon, but is too large all around.

I will be large man of middles, by no means by the king of road.

I know each engine on each train all children, all of their names.

Each output in each town and each lock which not locked when no -one's all around,

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 05:02 AM

I can early increase the morning, if the sun increases it, and me can intend it

Small birds to sing joy amusement of.

Hurrah for the life of a national boy and too ramble in the new hay mown after their layland.


In spring, us sowing with the harvest let us mow and which is, as the round seasons they go.

But of all the marks I may be would be deviating by the new hay mown to choose you.

OH- Nancy is my homosexual and him soft flowers like the flowers each day.

But I like his the best in May, us by the new mown hay am deviating in winter.

If that grey of the sky we surround far our times with inherence and with a ditch, but the summer, if the sun seems homosexual, we go ramblin ' by the new mown hay.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 04:36 AM

If one time you can say shine and the coming very is the red which caribou leads to Rudolph.

When "Ò it is with the saw, there is a nose.

When Rudolph which is thought by Santa Claus you it is very bright.

Whether how the nose could not lead his tonight.

My sleigh and reindeers in love, led caribou which is lowered.


With red of history either one with you.

You shout with happy Rudolph which enters.

The use of other reindeers which it has owned and ridicules in order in him who shines to say to those.

Never bad Rudolph competitive everything of caribous which because there is a fog measures Christmas eve time in name connection.

You do not have to note because it does not do, thing

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 06:27 PM

Sorry if someone's already posted this one, but it's too priceless not to share it! LOL

Like me one evening in the small coffee hinsass,
has the forty waitresses of year of to me that these words said:
"I sees that you are a crane of block, and not precisely ordinary Gammler,
because nobody, a crane of block agitates however his coffee is an inch.

My liked was a crane of block. There is none today of it but him.
If you pour Whisky on him, it would eat a package hay.

It never shaved its Whiskers by far its skin hornigen.
It would bite it far towards the interior inside with a hammer zerstossen and it right.

My liked came to see one day of winter me afterwards.
It held covered me in a vernarrtem which broke three movements.

It embraced me, distributed us, therefore strongly it in my Kiefer fallows some;
I could not speak, to declare to him that it forgot its mackinaw.

Then, sauntering I saw wanting to say liked to leave and by snow
and joyeusement heimwaerts went to the bottom forty-eight.

Time tried to freeze time him; it tested its level well.
With degrees hundred below zero, it buttoned its waistcoat.

It has cold it towards China, has clearly cold in top with stars.
It has cold my love of crane of block to miles degrees above below zero.

In futile, you would thaw out it and tried to believe you him, Sir?
He in the axtblaetter, the Douglas ones precisely left you with Spot cuts.

And thus, I lost want to say liked, and I came to this coffee,
and here I, wait somebody agitates his coffee with his inch."

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 06:22 AM

to fall by snow in a sleigh,
collects us an open horse opens
and completely laughs.
Bell on bobtail of fasten
and to form luminous spirit.
Which recreation it must go up and you sing
sleighing a song it at evening.

Jingle bells, Jingleglocken, jingle completely.
OH -, what a recreation it must assemble
in a horse open sleigh, He!
Jingle bells, Jingleglocken, jingle completely.
OH -, which recreation it must assemble
in a horse open sleigh.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Genie
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 06:13 AM

Via Babelfish:

Four strong crane that to roast solitairement,
seven seas, the height can be run,
all these things which do not modify, comes what wants.
But our good times all went and move me for jumped top.
I seek you, if I am indeed in this way a back.

======================


Your misleading heart can be cried
you cry to cry, and and to try you to sleep.
But the sleep does not make a success of the whole night.
Your misleading heart explains on you.

If tears come to the bottom rain falling,
you throw and name my name.
They go the floor the manner which me.
Your misleading heart explains on you.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 18 Mar 06 - 05:24 AM

1. I am good fair of a young person in love please,
who was based on Campden and I lived in Shoreditch,
which on Umdrehungsun et fourpenny was.
But there was a fly in the ointment, because you very soon notice, Cos, although I liked it so much well always, her liked Portuguese.

2. One night saw I it all two together,
and I had opened mouth, in order to speak.
But the view, which I saw, before I had spurred myself to close me clogged upward fast!
For it all two were erholsames there, laughed themselves them, and held hands,
and it was seduction of it with Pinten babycham!

3. It was a malicious piece of work,
Gonzales was its name.
And there it was un-A-dallying with the honour of my ramme.
Thus I solved, in order to kill it,
although I knew that it was a sin,
Cos that I did not like Portuguese not generally
and in particular I liked ' in!

4. Thus I followed it to its dwellings,
which on was in Millwall or thereabouts,
and I followed upward it of an avenue,
and I turned it within - exterior!
Then I murmured jealous oaths and things,
and it struck black, and bluer
then I put a cover up of the man-hole upward,
and I bunged swallow it a discharge!

5. Now, where she heard, what I made,
made it for me the weak hell of the life
so much just for the peace and the peace him inside,
just as made I!
So much now I am upward before the nozzle,
in order to answer for me to the crime.
He said: I do not like, what first on far you made, my threads,
but I you the second time will forgive!

6. Now the love and the jealousy are dangerous passions,
I must the ' end with carrier have never mixed.
I would know many more wisely,
Cos now its than I here geschmachtet in Brixton.
Everything for the love of a fair good young person,
who was based on Campden
all for the love of a fair good young person,
has I thirteen years within received!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,lvdmeer
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 10:34 PM

I like this - it seems a very dystopian view of Malvina's orginal concept

"The small crates on hillside,
Small made ickytackykisten on hillside, crates small of all same
It is there green, and rosa and blue and yellow
And them are all made outside of stickier ticky,
And they all just look at the same thing.

And all persons in the houses went to the university,
Where they were placed in crates,
And they outside of whole the same thing came.  
There are physicians, and there are attorneys, and the frameworks
And they of  affairs are all made outside of stickier ticky,
And they all just look at the same thing.  

And they the whole play on the gulf (sic!) course and drink their dry martini,
And they all have beautiful children to go going
And the children to the school and the children to the vacation colony,
And then in the university,
Where they are placed in crates
And them to come outside of whole the same thing.  

And the boys enter with affairs and to marry and raise a family in crates,
 Which were made in sticky ticky,
And they all just look at the same thing."

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 07:41 AM

Ohio my name anti- Hugh, it is an ear to borrow the ear to borrow.


Ohio my name anti- Hugh, it is an ear to borrow.


My name anti- Hugh and it went out and, cough and my ear it fell only and the ear to borrow the ear to borrow, it hammed down.


Being pale in the Ohio ground, in the ground which is sickly in the ground, being pale, my right side ear my right side ear which is sickly.


My right side ear it it is sickly to be pale ' but now for above it it being legitimate, stepped before and it wound and it wound it was.


U it puts and or U it puts hazard or U who shouts it puts hazard or but it shouts necessity but necessity.

Or necessary to have but it shouts and go my ear which ages ' there is at an outside and Jig Ash me the round thing it refers hereupon and will pass the room, to the circumference of the room in my ear.

The Watneys which it drinks goes out and to a tear will teach it goes out in a tear will teach, will teach and it drinks the map Watneys the map it does.


The Watneys which it drinks the map will do in a tear and arrived different pulse week khan attachment and faith falling will arrive

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 07:27 AM

The stranger in the night of exchange glance wants to know night of any is the opportunity we can share loves before the night passes is.

Something in yours eye is therefore invites, something smiles in you is therefore stimulates, something in mine heart, tells me me to have to have you.

The stranger night, two lonely people we are the stranger night are definitely settled by the moment we to say our first hello.

We knew the love will be the glance.

A warm hug dance and - that night of we from that later is together.

The lover first, is loving forever.

It very is finally correct, is the stranger night.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 07:18 AM

Me it will be extensive in the lower part of my skin and it is having.


Me inside my heart it is having from the extensive deep place.

You with realness that it is, my portion from the like this deep place inside my heart.

Me it will be extensive in the lower part of my skin and it is having.

To be like this in inside widely known I not to be, tried.

Me or it talked to oneself: "This assuredly branch will not be and it is like this the well."


The baby, when B being Iss who will sleep like this, B the fact that it will resist but to peel, why, me it will be extensive in the lower part of my skin and it is having.

The thing me anyone it hangs, but it will be extensive nearly and it is with hazard it will sacrifice they in the place.

Night and repetition in spite of even in the warning voice which comes in, inside my ear repetition: It will spread out, the small fool it will not know, it will spread out and and the possibility which it will win assuredly it is not.

Your mentality under using boil, happen in actuality.

Before starting to go out but, standstill, it will go out always and will be extensive the cause which it is having in the lower part of my skin and goes out, you by thought that only in me it does.


The thing me anyone it hangs, but it will be extensive nearly and it is with hazard it will sacrifice they in the place.

Night and repetition in spite of even in the warning voice which comes in it shout it hits inside my, ear as to peel:

It will spread out, the small fool it will not know, it will spread out and and the possibility which it will win assuredly it is not.


The use, which is not, builds your mentality, to peel and why, happen in actuality.

It will go out but and every time, the jus will carry and your thought rightly before and me which am a n which it will make it will stand still, to go out will be extensive the cause which it is having in the lower part of my skin and and it starts.

It will be like that, me it will be extensive it is having in the lower part of my skin and.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Mar 06 - 06:35 AM

His wellies which the what kind of will take off when committing sodomy, when you sit in plan.

Wellies them ' are wondering Rob inside smell, the swell Ohio wellies, ' cause them whom it defends from the adjacent waters it maintains, you there is a possibility of always talking.


There will be you to the place and when they place your wellies hazard intelligence he is not?


There will not be your foot inside your wellies which it spreads out at the hospital, or the infirmary

Where it spreads out will be it will be extensive and and it will be and they dosage of place influenza or the pleurisy becomes the cause which it gets up!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 11:26 AM

When you under tiredness time, a tear is inside your eye, it will small feel,

The hour roughly will get and the political party percentage

Friend by the bridge normality the adjacent waters which will have difficulty case

Me who will be discovered together it will go out and in order

To you to drop side by the bridge normality in order to drop together

The adjacent waters which has difficulty, will put and it will carry, all will stop them will put and that it will carry and when case you where it will hand down like this eagerly

It selects, in lower part and connecting at the outside, when you connect in distance,

Darkness five temper pains by the bridge normality the adjacent waters which will have difficulty together multi case me

Which am to total circumference it will go out and in order to drop by the bridge normality in order to drop together the adjacent waters which has difficulty will put your portion,

It will carry, will put and to carry and to have will go

And you friend and in necessity by the bridge normality the adjacent waters which has difficulty together,

Or it navigates to paste, after, or the side by the bridge normality which is a quality thing to do

The adjacent waters which has difficulty together your mind,

Or the sidelight I peeled your mind which is a quality thing to do

As to the silver girl the sail, until your hour the sail was to their method

And in order to shine all your dream which it sees all it lived

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 14 Mar 06 - 10:56 AM

Almost the sky, the West Virginia blue mountains of edge, Shenandoah lives of river

Is old, older there as the trees

Which as the mountains are younger and as a Breeze the choral society rises:


Roads, take the house in the place, me to me western Virginia belong, Gebirgs mutter


Take me house, roads

All my memories injury of their minor, foreigners seize, with the blue water

Which is dark and dusty, paints on the nebulous taste of the sky

Moonshine, teardrop in my eye

Me hear with the entourage their voice, the hours that she points out me to

Radio me my broad house

Weg drivin ' the road calls downwards,

Me receive the morning ' a feelin ' those me should have been yesterday, yesterday

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: wysiwyg
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 09:35 PM

If you BURY Me buried CDans TO WANT TO SAY TOTAL (words and music by of Malvina Reynolds) me in my totals, not to use buried my gabardine, me in my totals or the my Jean schlagen-oben. If you give my complaint to the uncle Jake, it can carry them and buries with my trace me in my totals. Undertaker receives my paste, receives fall to it my bones, and what is left, for of these granite stones, this complaint must however go cost me a zwei-Wochen-Bezahlung, therefore it let live during another day and buries me in my totals. there * it fall it this calms a place, to give this any work, and I to stop simple in equipping them, that I always to carry, this complaint for heat climes, vacancy and happy time to form, therefore to bury you to me in my total. I gave him a hand, to remove the country and to make increase the cities, helped me to take harvest inside and to put the railway bolts, bourdonné approximately me East-West, is a time that I had a little remains, therefore you bury me in my totals. And if I come to the sky, in which they hold a work and of Sin, they open these barriers perligen and more holler, "concerned inside! A function which is like you rigid, we know that had his share of the hell to the bottom, therefore you come to famous in your totals.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 08:10 PM

Me it is late, Me quite the date when it is important hazard it is late.

The hour when it talks Hello, Goodbye, me it is late, me it is late, me it will be a late B and when waving, it loses and to go out the hour when it stores.

My cotton hair shape ear and the place beard shave in me too much many hour were caught.

Me it runs and it goes out and day l possibility that time, it wishes to run, it runs, it runs the fact that it is.

It goes out and to talk, stopping it does there is a danger and it peels here reason why and there is, me it is an overdue, Me the rabbit su thyu it is an inside.

Goodbye, Hello, me it will be late, B it will be late, B it is late even it will talk.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Tabby
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 02:04 PM

(English to Dutch to French to Spanish to English.)

Green Pungent is the places to be. Farm living is the life for me. Land spreading out under Officers' Club of Revolutionary Armed forces and wide. Keep Manhattan just give me that countryside. New York is where I'd rather stay. I get allergic smelling has. I just adores a penthouse view. Darling I love you but give me Park Avenue. The chores. Best stores. Fresh air. Times Square. You plows my wife. Goodbye city life. Green Acres we plows there.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Tabby
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 01:51 PM

Come wrinkles the little train that is rolling down the tracks to the junction. Forget butt your cares, it is time to relaxed at the junction. Batches of curves, you study bureau, and even more when you get to the junction. There's has little hotel called the Shady Rest at the junction. It is run by Kate, come and be her guest at the junction. And that's Uncle Joe, he's moving kind of slow fox trot at the junction. Petticoat Junction.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 11:59 AM

I cannot receive not satisfaction, me cannot satisfaction receive.

' Cause that I test and I test and I test and test me.

I cannot receive No, me can No receive.

If I ' am ' drivin ' in my car and this man comes on the radio and it is tellin ' me more and more more slightly useless information which owes my imagination abfeuern.

I cannot No, OH- do not receive Nr.nr..

He He He, which I say, is.

I cannot receive not satisfaction, me cannot satisfaction receive.

' Cause that I test and I test and I test and test me.

I cannot receive No, me can No receive.

If I am watchin ', my television apparatus and this man suit me above, explain, like the white can be my shirts.

Well it cannot be the cause of a man ' whom it does not smoke the same cigarettes as me.

I cannot No, OH- do not receive Nr.nr..

He He He, which I say, is.

I cannot receive not satisfaction, me cannot a girl with an activity receive.

' Cause that I test and I test and I test and test me.


I cannot receive No, me can No receive.

If I ' am with the entour ' ridin ' the world and I am doin ' this one and I sign that and I am that tryin ' to form '', a girl who explains me, baby a recent week following ' the cause to turn over ' better ' than you see than I am on the tape losing.

I cannot No, OH- do not receive Nr.nr..


He He He, which I say, is.

I can receive No, me can No receive, me cannot of satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction to receive

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Tabby
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 03:14 AM

In a gada da empty, Baby, don't you know that I coils you?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Tabby
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 02:42 AM

"The time for hesitation's through; no time to wallow in the test card. Baby, we could only roofing stone, and our coils become has funeral pyre. Come one Baby light my fire. Try to set one night on fire."

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Tabby (Donovan's "Hurdy Gurdy Man")
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 01:51 AM

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 12:53 AM

The FROZEN BLOCK of CRANE BLOCKWINDE
(James Stevens)

Like me one evening in the small coffee hinsass,
An old waitress with me that these words said:

"To see I, that you a crane, and not general right bum,
The cause nobody a crane of block agitates however its coffee is an inch.

My liked were a crane of block, is today none there that him;
If you pour Whisky on him, it could eat a package hay.

It never shaved its Whiskers by far its skin hornigen.
It would suit it precisely inside with a hammer and would bite it far towards the interior.

My liked came to see one day freezing me afterwards.
It held forks and spoons me in its vernarrten which broke three movements.

It embraced me, distributed us, so hard that it broke my Kiefer.
I could not speak, to declare to him that it forgot its mackinaw became.

I saw my Geliebtverlassen and sauntering by snow,
Forty-eight gaily heimwaerts go downwards.

Tried to freeze time, him. It tested its level well.
With degrees hundred below zero, it buttoned its waistcoat.

You to freeze clean to cross towards China. It has cold in top with stars.
It have cold my love of crane of block to miles degrees above below zero.

You in futile, would Sir thaw out him and you tried to accept me?
You left him in the axtblaetter, Douglastanne with heels.

And thus I lost want to say liked that and to this coffee I, come.
And here, I, wait somebody agitates his coffee with his inch."

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Chris Maltby
Date: 12 Mar 06 - 10:17 PM

He said "a bayonet, that is a weapon
with a function man at each end.
If you betray your country, serve your category
sign for war above do not mean friend,
do not sign above not for war.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 12 Mar 06 - 07:55 PM

CComme DARKNESS the DUNGEON
Blackbird Travis

And vehicles, young person hear, come thus and thus condemn the young person.
And operation of research not your fortune in dreary dark wells.
It is formed like practice and oozes in your heart.
Until black lets the electricity of your blood like coal run thus.

CHORUS: Where him like Dungeon and moisture is dark the cables,
Where the dangers are double and where the pleasures are a small number,
Where the rain never falls and never seems the sun,
It is downwards in the wells like dark Dungeonweise.

There is much a man whom I knew my day
That which precisely lived, to work far its complete life.
Like fiend with its lubricant or a drunkard its wine,
A man wants for Lure of the wells.

I, hope for well if I went and if the age rolls,
My body blackens and made with coal.
Then, I look at of the door of my celestial house.
And minor Pity that which digs my bones.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Mar 06 - 08:28 AM

On up of the spaghetti which it covers with the total cheese, when the troublesome army song sneezes, me the meat which me, is poor wan it will cut and it lost.

It falls and the table, above the meat which me which roll from the that time door is poor wan in the person it copies.

It inside the regular staff, and rolled in the lower part of the bush, that time the meat which me, is poor wan it slept, anything but the bat umbrella it was not.

There could be a taste and, grew with that time next summer and this tree of it like taste the bat umbrella which is.

The tree the whole covered at the whole and this meal it covered, to it the meat wan it slept and also the cutting board cultivated a source.

When you eat the spaghetti like this and you sneeze at any time, above the whole the cheese and your meat wan in the person in grasp to cover,


**********


bat umbrella? - damn clever these Koreans!!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 07 Mar 06 - 03:30 AM

What language is that?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Mar 06 - 10:25 PM

Rap 'er to bank, me canny lad!
Wind 'er away, keep tornin!
The back-shift men are gannin' hyam,
We'll be back in the mornin'.

My feyther used to call the torn
When the lang shift was ower.
As he went oot bye, ye'd hear him cry;
D'ye knaa it's efter fower?

And when that aaful day arrived,
The last shift for me feyther;
A faal of stones and brokken bones,
But still above the clatter, he cried:


Rap 'er te bank, me canny lad!
Wind 'er reet slow, that's clivor!
This poor aad lad hes tekken bad,
Aa'll be back heor nivvor.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Mar 06 - 07:00 PM

I satisfy an old girl improved with an old understanding not refined improved.

I am of type soft and simple.

I wish an old improved house, with an old improved fence and improved a Millionaire old man.

I wish an old improved car, Cadillac cherry, a long time enough a track of bowling in the back starts.

I wish an old improved house, with an old improved fence and improved a Millionaire old man.

I remain, am not slipping by to my weaving loom, an effort my with me maintenances, if it holds the piles of the money assembly.

In our maisonette, there is has the soundproof seedbed not to awake the baby, while I count.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Mar 06 - 06:39 PM

The Tom the Tom which is important in the capture which is important, the ground control with you connects in ground control as your protein pill and your helmet the Tom in the start counting knockdown, which is important in ground control to let, in checking ignition engine and shoes

Love 10 things which it does not know, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, things,


This it lets to leave the capsule which is fired you doing to talk, you with realness salary and the paper who shirt you hour wear it now to peel, knowing,

Sip this it is a ground control goes out in the Tom which is important and the door it leads and it is a Tom which is important in the ground control which is stepping inside the method which is most peculiar and me it is refloating and the star here it sees quite different today it sits far inside the tin can above the hazard world-wide planetary globe and me it is green onion

Rah and anything which is the possibility of doing to go out

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Mar 06 - 01:41 PM

The dad who one drinks again and him batches become men taken, and his wives, the house association, there is a lack of beer, but required you do not have fear.

Bert which went to the enter the door of service of the publication, somebody whom the piano plays, like if to use of a hammer of transport, "my heart" to of Crucifying goes there, then an impact by Bert of Tuer?


Its and what?


-Me has to begin beer to him to be thus ready for us.


Choral society ' of Ee, as we could sing, would take what a recreation these nights, chummiest hours a long time at the end, at once that we would find a key –

OH-! What a harmony!

These voices versoffenen could lend, the "heart my of heart" for a beginning or "precisely to the house my back of baby goes".

If it comes, at an end it is - you make us still sing it!

They do not write any more ' EM like that!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Mar 06 - 01:01 PM

While the one morning old L for pleasures went, I spine Kuh-Cow-puncher me draws all from it to assemble it;


Its hat thrown and its encourages ein-a-jingling, while it approached to me ' this song ein-singend, the choral society was back:

From Whoopee Ti yi yo, do not receive from it, of small Huendchen, your misfortune of the lieutenants and any my itself.

From Whoopee Ti yi yo, receive, of small Henchmen, for you know that Wyoming is your new house.

Early in Frue year us high round Henchmen, marking ' the EM and type ' EM and pendulum far from their ends;

If you lead our horses, you charge, and then throw Henchmen outside the truck of fixation you on the trace.

It whooping ' and shouts ' entered and ' it Henchmen; OH -, as the L desire which you would go. It ein-a-whooping ' and punches ' and goes white one-A, of small Henchmen for you that Wyoming must be your new house.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Mar 06 - 12:32 PM

Far "me pulls" far as takes my I wee comedian in the street.

The far refrigerations put "the love in with as step I wee the light of helium for my charge

cho:

Certain from Tumble and the lake Rannoch and Lochaber I will go sky from erej'kis corridors of their WI "in wiles.

If it is thinkin "in the internal heart your boasters in my step, you have not smelled never the confusion" the islands.

The OH the distant Coolins is puttin "love in with as step I my WI" cromack in the islands.

It is from Shiel the water that the way is in the west from Aillort and from Morar in the sea, cool cresses is thinkin "for mad w' and the fern for closes the eye in the knee of mothers.

The blue islands me pull "the laughter arranging the leap above lamé the blue islands from the Skerries in the wee honey of erej'kis toilets try on each name.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 03 Mar 06 - 01:25 PM

Opinion yes, Mister minuzioesen Brieftraeger makes an attempt waiting Mr Brieftraeger requires Mr Brieftraeger, seen (OH- yeah) if him a letter in your bag for me (please, ask Mr Brieftraeger) why him ' a long moment (OH- yeah) for me lasting, of this boy my to hear give duty there a word of my friend wegvorwand-Herrn of the factors ' wait and see OH- ' being until now today, if there is a letter, a letter for me to look at and I see have ' await here ' Mr allowed Brieftraeger so patiently for rights a chart or precisely a letter, saying ' that it ' with me (R Mitch (bollard, bollard


Mr. Brieftraeger) why ' a long time (OH- yeah) for me lasting, from this boy from my there to have any word of my friend (A) gives to hear now away pretext gentleman Brieftraeger today centre, if acres, a letter gives a letter for me to look and see I have ' yesterday control room ' Mr. Brieftraeger confessed so patiently for a straight map or a straight letter, saying ', which he returns ' home to tons to me (Mr. Brieftraeger) sees Mr. Brieftraeger, Blick and (OH- yeah) if acres a letter

In Your bag for me (please, Mr Brieftraeger asks) why there ' is to hear a long moment (OH- yeah) for me lasting, of this boy my thus much of days that you see me passed that tears ' did not stop, for feels me ' ' to be in my eyes to better train you, in ' leaving me ' ' a chart or a letter (Mr Brieftraeger) to see Mr Brieftraeger, seen and (OH- yeah) if there ' is continuously ' a letter in your bag for me (please, Mr Brieftraeger asks) why him ' a long moment (why you do not recognize a re-examination him fuehrer corbie, die Laughed, ' in


If eyes mean to stand you did not stop, in order me feel better to educate, by leaving ' ton me a map or a letter (Mr. Brieftraeger) to see Mr. Brieftraeger, Blick and (OH- yeah) if acres a letter in your bag for me (bollard, bollard Mr. Brieftraeger) why acres ' continuously it gives a long time (why you do not see examination and wait a further mark for me, you received), them a minuzioese waiting period a minuzioese waiting period a minuzioese waiting period more minuzioeser (Mr postman) Mr postmen,

To look at you and see you (the EC my livrentla letter who improve Mr Brieftraeger

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:33 AM

Did you hear of Ball muck of Phil Flutter, city?

Times strongly corresponded to him; the man was indeed in fallow.

Thus, it too precisely sends information to its neighbours, and to all, as it would like its company this evening with a ball.

And writing ' it paid attention outside that with them, which, if they found a hat of sound which is pleasant duet, more placed inside, each time that it required it which ' would be ' best the music to run up ' of Flouter ' proposes it '.

With that toot Flout and Twiddle of the violin, O;

Hopping, like a herring ' on which pan of average torrefaction,

O Up! To the bottom hands more ', crossing with the wall.
OH -! We did not have homosexual it is with of Phil the ball of Fluters etym.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:20 AM

But sometimes it works quite well ... (Engl.-Germ.-French-Engl.)

There is a house in New-Orleans which they name the increasing sun. It is been the ruin much a girl, and I, good Lord, was one.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:17 AM

I took town of London my manner which was it Cheapside, me risked, to flee, if an adapted pretty girl, met me there and then with kisses me chop greeted it:

Me to the installations, with the tensioners to the London installations the city which I was to the installations, was to the bottom.

To the bottom with the tensioners to the London installations a city

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 28 Feb 06 - 08:16 AM

This is the most enigmatic translation I've come across so far, the Korean version of "My Blue Heaven".

hwi Under pickled fish poverty the will the father lu temper, nighttime night one time, presses in the heaven which is my green onion which is born. The rotary right which is legitimate.   }you{' The ll in the heaven which is a discovery my green onion the extensive map the enemy whom it does white color of a flame.   }you{' ll discovery quite place, fireplace, cozy room. In the place where the rose blooms the nestled small nest }that{' S The Molly and in me the crab and the baby three, together inside the heaven which is a production my green onion which is legitimate.

Just to review: Pickled fish poverty the will the father= whip-poor-will.

Green onion = blue

I don't know how the crab got into the family.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Keef
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 10:59 PM

Er Mr Happy

it stops that you go to the curtain


(stop it you'll go blind)!!!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 08:12 PM

Just stepping in with a quick verse and a chorus:


It harms it, Paddy to die Murphy one harms, which, I never to forget,
each to receive to howl to drink; there is not already sober.
Such as drink was led around, each one believed so a long time that homosexual
and O' Leary with Bagpipes which came music for to play.
Mrs Murphy had sat in the corner and poured its sorrow,
while Kelly and its stakes, him dirty robbers stripping,
him in which anteroom to crawl, and a bottle of Whiskystola.
And they placed the bottle on Corpse, to hold cold alcohol

And it is, as they showed a Paddy respect in Murphy
which is, as they showed their honor and their pride.
They said that it was Sin and a dishonour, however it with one of others winked.
and all in wakehouse to go, Nachtklaps to die Murphy.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 08:07 PM

I've been busy for a few days, but I'm glad to see others (especially Mr. Happy) have still been at it.

Here's one from the Japanese:

Hit the drum of 12 drummers. Piping of 11 pipers. The main thing 10 it jumps. 9 women who dance. In 8 women start squeezing. The moth butterfly of 6 feathers putting the swan of 7 feathers which swim. Five gold rings. Bird of call of 4 feathers.   The pigeon of the turtle of the hen 2 feather of France of 3 feathers, or it does not become the partridge of the wood.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 09:26 AM

All come from the toothpick to one kind of baby grand material in ours apartment from father's store

upper and lower garments I to wear some person wears in front of


no wonder that me to feel maltreats me

never to obtain the matter the father which uses


strictly not to have the enterprise second hand

I to put on the second hand hat

second hand upper and lower garments

therefore they tell me second hand Ross

we the piano to buy in the living room daddy for extremely I wear in US dollar

second hand pearl

The second hand curl

I never to obtain only thought is new Jake, the water plumber.

He was I worships him brightly after to tell me person he before married!

As everybody knows that, I am just second hand Ross from the second main road!
From second main road!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 08:19 AM

Oh! The sunken wood stage is a-rollin ' in the plain, by curtain flappin ' and driver slappin ' Mahler.

where flappin of the curtain ' and slappin of the operator ' have been attached ', is the bridle.

Beautiful sky! Splendid day!

Crack of Rod!
As for crack of Rod!
Crack of Rod!


Oh! The sunken wood stage is a-rollin ' in the plain, by curtain flappin ' and driver slappin ' Mahler.

Where the arrow of Injun is thicker than the quill of the porcupine '.

Dangerous land!
There is no lag time!

So, the crack of the Rod!
As for crack of Rod!
Crack of Rod!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 06:56 AM

In each work which must be regulated, there are an element of the recreation, you it recreation and Schnaepper finds!


A play of employment and each task that you are caught, become a piece of Larch of the cake has!

Spree!

It is with me very freely that. Sugar Spoonful helps medicine.

Medicine to go down goes down-wown

Which precisely descends medicine

Spoonful assistances from sugar.

The medicine in manner herrlichste goes to the bottom


Robin which his nest equips with the feathers, owes very little time at the time of the seizure of its tops of the cord and Twig to stop although enough verses in its continuation.

It has a merry melody toot which it knows that a song shifts along employment...

Sugar Spoonful helps the medicine which will descend the medicine down-wown which precisely descends medicine

Spoonful assistances from sugar which medicine goes to the bottom of manner herrlichste

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 06:35 AM

The happy conversation, retains talkin the ' happy conversation, discusses matter which you meets wants to do.

How do you obtain have the dream, if you do not have a dream, you have really vainly hope for?

Discusses moon floatin ' in sky

Lookin ' in a lily in the lake;

How discussion bird learnin does ' fly all musics which Makin ' he can do.

The happy conversation, retains talkin the ' happy conversation, discusses matter which you meets wants to do.

How do you obtain have the dream, if you do not have a dream, you have really vainly hope for?

Discussion house sparrow lookin ' likely toy

Pickin ' passes tree's broaches;

The discussion girl discusses boy

Countin ' all ripple in the sea.

The happy conversation, retains talkin the ' happy conversation, discusses matter which you meets wants to do.

You obtain have the dream, if you do not have to vainly hope for how you do arrange really to vainly hope for?

Discusses boy sayin ' to the girl: "Golly, the baby, I am the lucky cause.

"Discusses girl sayin ' to the boy: "you ' I am am lucky am our!"

The happy conversation, retains talkin the ' happy conversation, discusses matter which you meets wants to do.

You obtain have the dream, if you do not have to vainly hope for how you do arrange really to vainly hope for?

If you do not discuss happily, and you never have the dream, then you never will arrange really to vainly hope for!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Paul Burke
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 04:44 AM

do you sing in Song de Sixpencestueck
has pocket of rye
four and twenty Amseln
which were cooked in a Magpie-Chart,
like the Magpie-Chart the birds were fully opened,
it collected to sing above
it was not that plates koestlicher
aiming to adjust before the king?

The king was in his accountancy
which counts of its money.
The queen was in the place of reception
eating the bread and honey,
was the girl in the garden
which hangs clothing,
as to the bottom Amsel came
and far from her nose pecked.


Alternatively:

If you sing 4 sufficiently in song
of small-sized sixpence A of the rye,
when the pie the bird opening,
as for the クロドリ of 20 feathers
hich burn with the pie in order to place before the king the Wasn' It started singing the cute plate in the t, high.

the king in that count house
which it counts from your that money it was.
When the bread and the honey were eaten
and as for the る queen the クロドリ which to the parlour is came,
separated the mouth did from her nose
and with picking the maid was in the garden
which catches from clothing.