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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: gnu Date: 03 Mar 06 - 06:22 AM Good dog! Lassie wasn't as smart, or as determined, as you. Thanks. But... it smells funny. Did you, ah, nevermind. I'm gonna go home and wash it, and me, up. Good boy Seamus! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: John MacKenzie Date: 03 Mar 06 - 05:17 AM How dare you trifle with my afflictions like that? Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: lady penelope Date: 02 Mar 06 - 05:34 PM More likely he does..... Surprise pancake roll attack....!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: jacqui.c Date: 02 Mar 06 - 05:22 PM Seamus! Put gnu down, you don't know where he's been! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: gnu Date: 02 Mar 06 - 01:18 PM AAAaaaiiieeeeeeeee............. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: John MacKenzie Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:15 AM FETCH!!!!!!!!! G |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: John MacKenzie Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:14 AM Well he is a retreiver! G |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: gnu Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:03 AM Right then. Unless I get my synthetic back, I shall away to fetch my Kearns tuneable, crank the head to max, grab my Heartwood tipper, and return. Earplugs won't save you. And Guinness will slide off the wax. I'm serious, I will. Who threw that? and that and..... Seamus, stop that. Down boy, down... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: John MacKenzie Date: 02 Mar 06 - 10:59 AM I'll just take the tipple thanks, what's yours? Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: SINSULL Date: 02 Mar 06 - 10:26 AM Oh GOODIE!n Oven cured bodhran! Smells a bit like burning tires. At least the heat will kill off any anthrax in the skin. But I wouldn't tap it with a tipple - tends to tear. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: jacqui.c Date: 02 Mar 06 - 08:19 AM OK - road kill? Here's the dead skunk we found in the road just now. ENJOY! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: Severn Date: 01 Mar 06 - 09:01 PM I'm sure the bodhran is at the BOTTOM of one of these huge piles, gnu. You'll just have to figure out which one. Happy treasure hunting, matey! "A-A-A-A-AR-R-R-RR-RG-G-GGGH-H-HHH!", indeed! Somebody got yer goat! Think twice before you throw another "Tipperware Party". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: John MacKenzie Date: 01 Mar 06 - 09:20 AM I believe some things have to be well hung before they're eaten. So that's where I went wrong! Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: RangerSteve Date: 01 Mar 06 - 09:12 AM It depends on how good the Bodhran player is. Possum Guts Scrapple? Sounds good. There's a Pennsylvania-Dutch buther nearby whose display of meats (and meat-related products) leads me to believe those folks will eat anything, so that's where we'll sell the stuff first. We can then branch out into fermented venison. There's always a dead deer along the road somewhere around here that's been in the sun for a couple of days until the deer bloats up like a balloon. I read somewhere that the Inuit purposely do the same with seals, and the Assinaboin (sp?) tribe was accused by neighboring tribes of eating dead buffalo that had been cured the same way, so there's two precedents. As for who's going to clean up this mess - raccoons and black bears will eat anything. Let them do it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: gnu Date: 01 Mar 06 - 06:27 AM Oh... thank heavens you've arrived officer. But, how could you say that none of the above justifies using your pistol or nightstick. Surely, Bodhran kidnapping is a crime? Say... where is gnomad? And, what IS that stink? I think it's coming from the oven. *GASP*!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo........... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: John MacKenzie Date: 01 Mar 06 - 04:00 AM Steve; keep your bun in it's holster!! Either that or I order another consignment of rotten shark from Skarpi. Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: Bobert Date: 28 Feb 06 - 09:39 PM Tactical Police Scapple is what the womenz folks around here us fir perfume, Steve... You think yer gonna break this up with *that*??? Heck, pass some of it over... I'll fry up some with a little possum fat and, yummmmmmeeeeeeee.... Now, Steve the Ranger... I lied about not havin' any possum left... I got a 6 foot section of guts and if you make one move toward me I'll necktie you with it so tight that it'll take you a week to get it untied... By then, every person you have ever known will have written you off... You want that, Steve??? I din't think so... Maybe we can work out something here like possum guts scrapple... We can us yer name if you like... "Ranger Staves Possum Gut Scrapple"... Has a nice ring to it... We'll make a bundle... Or, of course, you can play hardball and go to bed tonight with a possum gut necktie??? Hard choice, I'm sure... Possum gut necktie or lots o' money... Give it some thought... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: frogprince Date: 28 Feb 06 - 09:26 PM Now who the hell's gonna clean up this mess? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: RangerSteve Date: 28 Feb 06 - 03:24 PM I was content to just sit back and watch this, but recently my job title was changed from State Park Ranger to State Park Police Officer, and I have been advised that I must now act more professionally. None of the above justifies using my pistol or nightstick, however, my pepper spray (from cayenne peppers) probably qualifies as food, so watch your steps. (It's possible that Repaire's lutefisk justifies use of a gun to protect myself). I also have a brick of Tactical Police Scrapple, which has the benefit of hurting upon impact, then splattering, causing quite a mess. I'm qualified to use it, so: PUT DOWN THE FOOD AND BACK SLOWLY AWAY WITH YOUR HANDS OVER YOUR HEADS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!! NOW!!! That's better. Officer Steve |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: gnomad Date: 28 Feb 06 - 02:32 PM Sticking my head in the door, just for today, to release a fusilade of pancakes. The little scotch ones fly well, but the well-tossed traditional english type makes a good frisbee, and treacle means the stick well. "Take that, and that, and th... what the hell is that stink?" Exit, gagging. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 28 Feb 06 - 11:02 AM Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm clotted creammmmmmmmmmmmm LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: SINSULL Date: 27 Feb 06 - 07:52 PM Wait until the West Virginny Slide Rule gets a wiff of this, Bobert - INCOMING!!!!!! Rotten eggs left over from the thread below. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: Bobert Date: 27 Feb 06 - 07:44 PM Well, I didn't say I ranned over the danged possum on purpose, gol dangit an' I din't... I went left and it went right... But now that I been volcano zitted by Sinsill, I just happen to have the possum's gizzard right here that I been savin' fir that all important opportunity... SPLLLAAAAATTTTTTT! Sorry, Sins... Some stinky stuff ain't it??? Well, Shane ain't been 'round to take no swipes at the possum guts pinyatta as yet but seein' as it's been out in the son gettign extra stinky, maybe my good bud, MMaraio, would like to take a swing 'er two... Here, M-zer, just put on this blidfold and take this here stick and just give it mighty MMario swing.... Whuuussssshhhhhhhhhhh, SPLLAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! WAY TO GO MMARIO!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yuck... Man, get away from me, M-ster... Man, that is some nasty smellin' rotted possum guts.... Get away... Yuck.... Nasty... Man, you gonna need to go the hospital 'er somethin', man.... Oh, that's nasty.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: Severn Date: 27 Feb 06 - 07:19 PM India? Somebody just opened the bombay doors and it's bombs away overhead from a special currier delivery service from some new deli I've never heard of. Oh Mysore head! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: gnu Date: 27 Feb 06 - 04:48 PM Don't try to curry my favour unless you are talking goatskins. Talking of goatskins, even though it's a synthetic... c'mon, guys, joke's over... where is my Hran? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 27 Feb 06 - 04:44 PM India? Time to break out the Korma Sutra! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: lady penelope Date: 27 Feb 06 - 04:44 PM As someone who works in a microbiology laboratory I'm shocked........... Shocked I didn't think of rounding up the horrors that lurk in the work's pantry fridge and inflicting them on you lot........Mwah, hah, haaaah!!!! It's biochemical war fare now........!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: John MacKenzie Date: 27 Feb 06 - 04:31 PM Duck, it's a Bumalo, didn't know we were sailing so close to Bombay. Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: MMario Date: 27 Feb 06 - 02:41 PM The visitor to the cafetertia appears to be speechless. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: GUEST Date: 27 Feb 06 - 02:38 PM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: Severn Date: 24 Feb 06 - 09:38 AM Almost out of ammo.... WAIT! Here comes the UPS man with the shipment of shark meat I ordered from Skarpi!..... "Excuse me sir, could you sign right he---" SPL-L-AAA-ATTT!!!! EEE-OOOOOO! Lucky for him he was wearing all brown to begin with....... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: gnu Date: 23 Feb 06 - 07:56 PM Mad? With the globes and the rear view, ah, mirrors? Well, I could go mad. Trust me. I could go inane. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 23 Feb 06 - 06:16 PM 150!! It's good to have these little triumphs in the day... makes it all worth while. Here, have some macaroni cheese. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 23 Feb 06 - 03:29 PM Who is wearing the T shirt then, cos it certainly isn't me..... Day old doughnuts (or donuts) coming your way, no sprinkles. See if you can catch them. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: Severn Date: 23 Feb 06 - 02:29 PM Gnu, when a lady in here serves you up a load of free food, you don't need to tipper. Knock her over, maybe..... LOOK OUT FOR THAT YELLOW-ISH....... Damn! Too late!..... OMIGOD! Now, I won't say which folkie in here was responsible, but they just snuck out of the room to shower to clean up for a benefit gig for the starving kids in Somalia where they'll sing their latest heartfelt composition. After they scrub off their latest decomposition, that is. You can figure it out for yourself, gnu.... Gnu!...GNU!.... Quick! Somebody pour something on him to revive him!.... NO! NOT THAT!!!!..... Now you've got him sputterin' mad! Look out!..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: gnu Date: 23 Feb 06 - 10:58 AM C'mon guys!! It ain't funny anymore. Where did you put my Rhan? And, I didn't like that tipper suggestion at all. Especially the "sideways". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: Rapparee Date: 23 Feb 06 - 09:33 AM Indiscriminate fire! Nail 'em all -- men, wimmen, kids, Bobert, all of 'em. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: SINSULL Date: 23 Feb 06 - 08:51 AM SPLATTTT! I'm a zit and a volcano and Bobert is a mess! Better go now. The West Virginny Slide Rule might not see the humor in it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: MMario Date: 23 Feb 06 - 08:44 AM BOBERT!A possum? How could you? You *know* that possums have been off limit for mudcatters ever since Cleigh O'Possum joined our ranks. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! TARGET THE POSSUMKILLER! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: jacqui.c Date: 23 Feb 06 - 08:03 AM Nice bit of backpedalling there Frogprince. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: Benjamin Date: 23 Feb 06 - 02:23 AM As you wish Firecat! Benjamin picks up Firecat and carries her over to the spaghetti, then they both fall in. This was not the best day to wear all white! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: Rapparee Date: 22 Feb 06 - 09:05 PM Well, you see, I also have, here in this bag, carefully collected fruiting bodies from the mycelium of that wonderful fungus -- STINKHORN!! YAAA! HAVE AT YOU!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: frogprince Date: 22 Feb 06 - 08:50 PM ...never had he seen so many things that looked so good, and smelled so bad... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: SINSULL Date: 22 Feb 06 - 08:47 PM What do you mean - repulsive wet T-shirt contest. Tred carefully my friend. These are Mudcat women! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: Bobert Date: 22 Feb 06 - 08:44 PM Well, well, well... I weren't gonna get into this things 'cept las' night I run over a fat possum down in the holler so I throwed him in the back of the truck and cooked him down today and, well, Mr. Possum is about 90% disgusting slime and fat and nasty skin and hair... Plus, a 20 pound possum has about 3 miles of guts in him and this particular possum that I runned over weight in at just under 37 pounds so that's a lot of guts and possum slime left over and, well, I din't just want to leave it out for the coons and other possums to eat and fightm over all night so I made it up into a big penyatta thingy... You all can hang it up, put the blind fold on (except Shane, of course) and have at it... Here, Shane, this is a stick and the idea is to swing it over yer head and you just might get a surprise if yer lucky... No, not another lady to pay yer rent and buy you beer but a surprise... Happy swinging, pal.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 22 Feb 06 - 08:35 PM You people are usin' way too many big words fer my taste. It don't impress me none. I am givin' up on this stoopid food fight and am gonna go find a beer fight instead. Later, eh? - Shane |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: frogprince Date: 22 Feb 06 - 07:44 PM Frogprince catches a whiff of the ginko. "Damn", he thinks; "And I thought I had the nastiest idea for sure; well, wutthehey, I got all this mess ready, so here goes". He steps from behind the potted palm and begins to hose the riotous mob with the supersoaker of rank slush. A chorus of harmonious and discordant screams arises. Then, as Sinsull, Liz, Jacqui, Sunny Sister and Ranger1 turn wrathful eyes on him, he realizes he has added a new dimension to the event that even he had not thought to anticipate. He has turned the fight into the world's most repulsive wet t-shirt contest. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: SINSULL Date: 22 Feb 06 - 06:13 PM Ginko! We had several female ginkos in our co-op garden. Every year Korean ladies would show up with baskets and offer us money to be allowed to collect them. We offered them money to pick them up before the kids went on their annual ginko stomping spree. STINKO! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food-In-Flight! From: Severn Date: 22 Feb 06 - 04:43 PM Yes, Rapaire, I was stationed outside of Phan Thiet, one of the major proceccing centers for that beloved Vietnamese sauce, so I know the smell well.... However..... I've just pureed some of the fruit from a ginko tree. There were some ornimentaly planted in my old hometown when I was a kid, and we used to walk past them on the way to school. We referred to the fruits when they dropped as "Stinkos" and wondered how something that foul could come from such a beautiful tree with its unique fan shaped leaves. Anyway........ "INCOMING!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight! From: Rapparee Date: 22 Feb 06 - 02:49 PM Yes! Nice, ripe, homemade...NUOC NAM SAUCE!!! Yahoo! |
