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GUEST,facebook 30 Jan 11 - 08:59 AM
Max 24 Jul 11 - 03:38 AM
Max 24 Jul 11 - 03:43 AM
SINSULL 24 Jul 11 - 01:13 PM
Acme 24 Jul 11 - 01:15 PM
John MacKenzie 24 Jul 11 - 02:16 PM
Arthur_itus 24 Jul 11 - 02:18 PM
olddude 24 Jul 11 - 02:24 PM
Arthur_itus 24 Jul 11 - 02:29 PM
Crowhugger 24 Jul 11 - 02:55 PM
Arthur_itus 24 Jul 11 - 03:38 PM
Joe Offer 24 Jul 11 - 04:20 PM
Arthur_itus 24 Jul 11 - 04:28 PM
Dave the Gnome 24 Jul 11 - 04:33 PM
John MacKenzie 24 Jul 11 - 04:34 PM
Arthur_itus 24 Jul 11 - 05:02 PM
olddude 24 Jul 11 - 06:22 PM
John MacKenzie 24 Jul 11 - 06:27 PM
olddude 24 Jul 11 - 06:48 PM
olddude 24 Jul 11 - 06:50 PM
DrugCrazed 24 Jul 11 - 06:53 PM
artbrooks 24 Jul 11 - 07:24 PM
SINSULL 24 Jul 11 - 07:35 PM
kendall 24 Jul 11 - 07:42 PM
olddude 24 Jul 11 - 08:06 PM
olddude 24 Jul 11 - 09:44 PM
olddude 24 Jul 11 - 09:46 PM
Crowhugger 24 Jul 11 - 09:58 PM
JohnInKansas 25 Jul 11 - 12:10 AM
Arthur_itus 25 Jul 11 - 03:54 AM
Little Robyn 25 Jul 11 - 07:03 AM
DrugCrazed 25 Jul 11 - 08:30 AM
olddude 25 Jul 11 - 09:12 AM
GUEST,livelylass 25 Jul 11 - 09:53 AM
George Papavgeris 25 Jul 11 - 11:03 PM
BrooklynJay 26 Jul 11 - 03:07 AM
GUEST, your benevolent overlord 28 Jul 11 - 11:25 PM
Joe Offer 28 Jul 11 - 11:32 PM
JohnInKansas 29 Jul 11 - 12:08 AM
Joe Offer 29 Jul 11 - 12:11 AM
Max 29 Jul 11 - 12:43 AM
ragdall 29 Jul 11 - 12:56 AM
Joe Offer 29 Jul 11 - 01:19 AM
VirginiaTam 29 Jul 11 - 03:00 AM
GUEST, topsie 29 Jul 11 - 03:47 AM
DrugCrazed 29 Jul 11 - 03:48 AM
John MacKenzie 29 Jul 11 - 06:13 AM
GUEST, topsie 29 Jul 11 - 06:30 AM
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Subject: Regarding
From: GUEST,facebook
Date: 30 Jan 11 - 08:59 AM

facebook's farmville   
one of the excellent goods about FarmVille is that you can get it as appreciably as you want to get it. If you only want to log in when a week, that's fantastic. Just make positive you plant crops that will preceding that lengthy. After you commence playing even though, it's not possibly you'll be ready to continue being absent for amazingly prolonged.


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Subject: Got you!!!
From: Max
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 03:38 AM

take that spambot!


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: Max
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 03:43 AM

test


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 01:13 PM

Old MAX Spiegle had a farm
EEE IIII EEE IIII OOOOO


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: Acme
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 01:15 PM

Har har har SINS!

Those bots are inedible, but if you'd killed one you can shellac it and turn it into a fine piece of yard art.

SRS


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 02:16 PM

Like a lobster in a tree?


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: Arthur_itus
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 02:18 PM

Auntie Mary had a canary
Up the leg of her drawers
............


:-)


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: olddude
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 02:24 PM

Test Test Test ... Max you prick !!!   LOL


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: Arthur_itus
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 02:29 PM

Dan you are a one LOL
Les


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: Crowhugger
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 02:55 PM

I can't believe someone didn't already do this:
[fingers in ears]
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam...



:-)
Maybe you had to be there.


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: Arthur_itus
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 03:38 PM

Or this :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 04:20 PM

I moved all of the "good" messages out of this thread last night....


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: Arthur_itus
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 04:28 PM

Why was that Joe. This is nice light hearted banter and not offensive!
    Yeah, but you can't see that there are a hundred Spam messages in this thread. When I cleaned it out and moved the music messages to another thread, all that was left was Spam. Max resurrected this Spam-magnet thread and used it to set Spam-blocking settings. The last Spam message was 23 Jul 11 - 01:51 PM, so it appears Max's defenses are working. In the process, others added the banter, which is a very nice thing.
    -Joe-


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 04:33 PM

I din't know Max was Italian.

I just use a program to test a de fence...

I'll gettta my coat...

DtG


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 04:34 PM

Dio porco


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: Arthur_itus
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 05:02 PM

LOL


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: olddude
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 06:22 PM

Les that's the nicest thing anyone ever said to me !
Max knows we all love him, even if he is a prick and won't help a guy outta jello problems LOL

I learn everything I know from Spaw


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 06:27 PM

Post at 06:22 from a person calling themselves Old Dude, is obviously spam.
Nothing in the post is true, or feasible.
In fact it's unbelievable.
I mean: LEARN??


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: olddude
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 06:48 PM

I mean learn I am still in the process John hee hee


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: olddude
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 06:50 PM

Is it true what they say about people who sing the blues ....
and Spam is a terrible thing to eat ... I mean some people like it
myself I hate the stuff ... no matter if it is fried or dried or baked or boiled it is still ... well ... spam


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: DrugCrazed
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 06:53 PM

Wait, no spam bots? But where else will I find hot russian womans want speak to you?

THINK OF THE CHILDREN MAX! THINK OF ME!


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: artbrooks
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 07:24 PM

Yeah - and what about my $24,000,000 inheritance from some Ugandan uncle I've never heard of before?


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 07:35 PM

Uncle swambut? Did he leave you something too? I gave his lawyer my SS# and bank account info but so far no word. How about you?


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: kendall
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 07:42 PM

I knew Max wasn't Italian when he said his name was Mia Culpa.


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: olddude
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 08:06 PM

And he is a Jello lover also ... I still think he sent it I do ...


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: olddude
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 09:44 PM

For a good time call the womenz of mucat AKA Bobsters Floozies
1-800-555-1212   Prices vary ....


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: olddude
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 09:46 PM

An AK-47 is pretty good defense, however ya can't beat the old pump shotgun to get their attention ...


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Subject: CWB best chances for retiremnet before old age!!
From: Crowhugger
Date: 24 Jul 11 - 09:58 PM

Protect yourself now, Crowhugger World Bank needs all you to sent me Your bank accounts# plus PIN. Do this and I will prove trust me to pay you percent of million$! Dont Delay!! or you will lost the chances for early retirments and big house of dreams.


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 25 Jul 11 - 12:10 AM

I've heard that Spaw has been having a problem with his connection lately.

If you go to the next to last item at 10 Completely Useless Gadgets I think we've found the problem.

It seems all Spaw saw was "useless," and he figgered "they did it all just for me."

He unfortunately rigged that NEXT TO THE LAST ITEM up to his computer, and it won't stay on the same page long enough for him to post anything. (But at the rate he's flippin' pages the battery can't last forever.)

(You've seen the last device, but it's still kinda funny, you can take a look at it until Spaws new controller poops out.)

John


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: Arthur_itus
Date: 25 Jul 11 - 03:54 AM

Thanks Joe. Was on holiday, so hadn't realised what was going on.


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: Little Robyn
Date: 25 Jul 11 - 07:03 AM

The spammer has revived 4 old threads at the moment - I guess he chooses a time when Max and co are sleeping. Sneaky B!
I'm sure the Joe Clones will remove them soon.
What do they get out of meaningless posts?
I don't get it.
Robyn


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: DrugCrazed
Date: 25 Jul 11 - 08:30 AM

Pleasure. If I were a lesser man, I'd be posting after them saying "Ohai! Spam bot for the win!"

Also, I'm sad that I'm also not going to hear about pill viagra that better than make woman love you.


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: olddude
Date: 25 Jul 11 - 09:12 AM

News Flash
for a mere 10 dollars you can increase your cup size by a factor of two.   Our new scientifically designed medicine is guaranteed to work on the "boob factor" ... send payment to

paypal@invalid.com

or mail to

Yes I want bigger boobs
C/O Mudcat
1313 Mockingbird lane
Cleveland, OH 999999


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: GUEST,livelylass
Date: 25 Jul 11 - 09:53 AM

DrugCrazed, you really should apply for a job scripting the pitch for such services..


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 25 Jul 11 - 11:03 PM

i am a poor wayfaring stranger
stranded abroad without no dough
send me your bank account number
i'll just take out ten bucks or so
a prince i was, back in Nigeria
i was a strong and handsome youth
but now it's cholera or diptheria
and cross my heart, i tell the truth
stuck here in poverty and squalor
my mother dead fore i was born
kindhearted people hear me holler
so give me money, not your scorn


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: BrooklynJay
Date: 26 Jul 11 - 03:07 AM

Spam thread?

I'd probably use it if I could just figure out how to get it through the eye of the needle.

Jay


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: GUEST, your benevolent overlord
Date: 28 Jul 11 - 11:25 PM

Oh this is going to be fun. I'm testing a theory about how and why our robot-rodentia-marketeers target certain threads. Play along if you like, but stick to the theme please or my proof will be cloudy. I'm also testing a 2nd theory but can't tell you about that one quite yet.

Been dating this new girl. Never had a ED problem before and really no indications there would be a problem now, but the worrying has got me worried. I talked to my doctor but she wouldn't give me a prescription. Has anyone had any experience with Viagra or Cialis? Are any of this online offers for real?


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 28 Jul 11 - 11:32 PM

I think a number of aging men are too proud to use Viagra. But hey, what's Cialis?
And can you really buy them from "those" websites without a prescription? Would anybody really trust medications marked by Spam campaigns?

And what about online gambling? I haven't seen any online gambling Spam for years. Has it died the Death? Am I allowed to say Texas Hold 'em in a thread?

You know, I really like baked Spam with a pineapple slice and a bit of brown sugar.

-Joe-


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 29 Jul 11 - 12:08 AM

Joe is pretending he doesn't know that Cialis is the same thing as Viagra, but made by a different mad chemist with a different trade name.

The US has not been able to enforce the US ban on international/interstate gambling very effectively, but by prosecuting some citizens who participated (and seizure of their bankroll and booty) they've significantly diminished the profitability of that kind of SPAM.

If they could figure out a way to cut into the profits of the high-rollers who process the credit cards (Master Card, Visa etc.) and phony "900 line phone fees" (AT&T, Verizon, et. al.) they could probably bring a halt to a lot more of it.

John


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 29 Jul 11 - 12:11 AM

Well....now I know.
But I didn't.


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: Max
Date: 29 Jul 11 - 12:43 AM

Joe et al, do you find that BS threads get less spam?

Average on mudcat, Google has a message indexed and showing up in search results in 87 minutes. I have code in BS threads that block that indexing process. May need to create an auto-keyword-sniffing-defender-bot to look for trigger words and stop the process before it starts.

Consumerism is a persistent opponent...


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: ragdall
Date: 29 Jul 11 - 12:56 AM

DrugCrazed, artbrooks and anyone else who is in spam withdrawal,
please PM me your email address and I will not only forward all my extra spam to you, I'll register on the sites that link, using your addresses.

No need to thank me.

rags


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 29 Jul 11 - 01:19 AM

I dunno, Max -
I usually delete Spam from the list of Guest messages, and that doesn't identify the threads (AutoSpam messages usually have distinctive message titles). If you can add a thread field to the Guest messages page, we could get a sense of that.

-Joe-


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 29 Jul 11 - 03:00 AM

Old dude. It is not surprising you don't like Spam. It is basically a sold block of meat jello.

Dear guest benevlent overlord. I prefer the title Patrician. Just something to consider. ;-)

re ED, tell your doc you have angina and heart palpitations. l think they only discovered the side benefit from those drugs help with ED, hence viagra was produced specifically for that prob. . . Uh er condition.

Am I doing this right? How precisely does one attract spam.    By dropping comments about flat tummy producing, wrinkle reducing, odds deducing miracle pill, made by Alice at Rabbit Hole pharmville?

I had too much red wine last night.


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: GUEST, topsie
Date: 29 Jul 11 - 03:47 AM

If I knew how to do such things I would set up a roulette site programmed to assess all the bets made and then 'randomly' make the ball stop on the number that would pay out least, every time. Or maybe someone has done it already.


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: DrugCrazed
Date: 29 Jul 11 - 03:48 AM

Oh thanks ragdall! Now I'll get to learn all about mortgage deal cheap for house!

And, whomever said I should write the script doesn't know what I'm planning to do now because a writer hasn't submitted a review I asked for. Writing a complicated script that emails him every 12 hours isn't cruel right?


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Jul 11 - 06:13 AM

Viagra may not work, it doesn't always. ED can be a symptom of low testosterone.


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: GUEST, topsie
Date: 29 Jul 11 - 06:30 AM

Oh, so THAT's what ED means - I was wondering what the 'Editor' was up to. (I'm still pondering my online gambling idea.)


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: DrugCrazed
Date: 29 Jul 11 - 07:16 PM

It sounds like fun, but I have another 2/3 jobs to do first, one involving this wonderful website.


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: ClaireBear
Date: 29 Jul 11 - 07:32 PM

Where I work, an ED -itor's job is hardly ever to make things LONGER or HARDER to read to give the THICKER among us even more trouble or show us up as even BIGGER BOOBS, but rather to spot typos and grammatical errors and fix them.

Some are spe- CIALIS -ts in VIAGRA -mming sentences and enforcing correct grammar, while others concentrate on improving readability. It all DEPENDS.

C


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Subject: RE: spam thread (max is using to test a defense)
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 29 Jul 11 - 09:33 PM

Based on My EXPERIENCE within the last three hours.

Look to the "Cat that is Laughing" clone for an original bone to this B.S.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Fore givae her - the life it is cluttered.


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