BS: Billboard signs & marqee messages

Subject: RE: BS: Billboard signs & marqee messages
From: Azizi
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 12:01 AM

Yeah. What you said.

Subject: RE: BS: Billboard signs & marqee messages
From: Azizi
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 12:05 AM

Now, back to our regularly scheduled program:

http://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/bloopers.htm


Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."


At An Auto Body Shop:
"May we have the next dents?"


Sign in 'George's Service Station'
Glen Ellen, CA:
If your car sounds like:
"ping-click-ping" - $10.00
"click-whine-click" - $25.00
"clunk-whine-clunk" - $50.00
"thud-clunk-thud" - $100.00
"clang-thudc-clang" - $300.00
"Can't describe it" - $500.00


At An Auto Repair Service Station:
Free pick-up and delivery.
Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.


At A Tire Shop In Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."


At a Towing Company:
"We don't want an arm and a leg.
We want your tows."


Sign at a Chicago radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

Subject: RE: BS: Billboard signs & marqee messages
From: Bert
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 01:07 AM

I know that I've posted these before, but seiing as you can't find the thread here goes again.

Outside a church in Alabama "Pornography awareness week" - I bet they packed thenm in the aisles that week.

On highway 85 "Live Dancers"

Subject: RE: BS: Billboard signs & marqee messages
From: bobad
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 09:58 PM

Bizarre signs along the road of life

Subject: RE: BS: Billboard signs & marqee messages
From: SharonA
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 04:27 PM

There's a local carpet store whose owner likes to put punny definitions on his sign. For instance, some recent ones are...

Royal Flush = The queen's hot flash

Insane = Bridge jumpers in Paris

Physiology = the study of carbonation ("Fizzy-ology"... get it?)

Subject: RE: BS: Billboard signs & marqee messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 10:33 PM

Seen in Toowoomba -


MR STOOL

Stools made to order.



I'm not making this up you know...

Subject: RE: BS: Billboard signs & marqee messages
From: eddie1
Date: 11 Nov 06 - 04:00 AM

On a long ago trip to Edinburgh Zoo, I photographed a post with two signs on it.

1. "Gents Toilet"
2. "Exhibition Area Under Development"

I carried that pic around in my wallet till it fell to pieces!

Eddie