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Subject: RE: BS: Billboard signs & marqee messages From: Azizi Date: 21 Jul 06 - 12:01 AM Yeah. What you said. |
Subject: RE: BS: Billboard signs & marqee messages From: Azizi Date: 21 Jul 06 - 12:05 AM Now, back to our regularly scheduled program: http://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/bloopers.htm Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." At An Auto Body Shop: "May we have the next dents?" Sign in 'George's Service Station' Glen Ellen, CA: If your car sounds like: "ping-click-ping" - $10.00 "click-whine-click" - $25.00 "clunk-whine-clunk" - $50.00 "thud-clunk-thud" - $100.00 "clang-thudc-clang" - $300.00 "Can't describe it" - $500.00 At An Auto Repair Service Station: Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again. At A Tire Shop In Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." At a Towing Company: "We don't want an arm and a leg. We want your tows." Sign at a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." |
Subject: RE: BS: Billboard signs & marqee messages From: Bert Date: 21 Jul 06 - 01:07 AM I know that I've posted these before, but seiing as you can't find the thread here goes again. Outside a church in Alabama "Pornography awareness week" - I bet they packed thenm in the aisles that week. On highway 85 "Live Dancers" |
Subject: RE: BS: Billboard signs & marqee messages From: bobad Date: 09 Nov 06 - 09:58 PM Bizarre signs along the road of life |
Subject: RE: BS: Billboard signs & marqee messages From: SharonA Date: 10 Nov 06 - 04:27 PM There's a local carpet store whose owner likes to put punny definitions on his sign. For instance, some recent ones are... Royal Flush = The queen's hot flash Insane = Bridge jumpers in Paris Physiology = the study of carbonation ("Fizzy-ology"... get it?) |
Subject: RE: BS: Billboard signs & marqee messages From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 10 Nov 06 - 10:33 PM Seen in Toowoomba - MR STOOL Stools made to order. I'm not making this up you know... |
Subject: RE: BS: Billboard signs & marqee messages From: eddie1 Date: 11 Nov 06 - 04:00 AM On a long ago trip to Edinburgh Zoo, I photographed a post with two signs on it. 1. "Gents Toilet" 2. "Exhibition Area Under Development" I carried that pic around in my wallet till it fell to pieces! Eddie |