BS: Nipples

Subject: BS: Nipples
From: skipy
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 10:45 AM

On Tuesday last I went to Bournemouth nipple spotting!
Results as follows:-

Distance 84 miles each way, 164 miles.
Assuming 40 mpg, with diesel @ 99.9 / ltr, £5-00 / gallon,
then fuel used = £21-00 + £2 parking, total cost = £23-00.
Nipples spotted = 40, 36 in pairs & 4 as singles.
Time down 90 mins. time back 150 mins, total time travelling = 240 mins.
Time @ Bournemouth 105 mins.
= 4.2 miles per nipple, 1 nipple per 8.625 of total time, 1 nipple per 2.625 mins in Bournemouth.
Cost per nipple = £05.75.
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Sorcha
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 10:51 AM

Everybody has them!

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: skipy
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 11:00 AM

These where all girlie nipples.
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 11:02 AM

No doubt this was done in the interest of National Security. No telling how many bombs could be concealed in a 46DDD.
You are to be commended skipy.
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 11:07 AM

Could you give me a few pointers?
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: bobad
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 11:13 AM

Were there any in particular that stick for you?

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: bobad
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 11:15 AM

Whoops that should have read;

"Were there any in particular that stick OUT for you?"

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 11:23 AM

They were probably hard to keep abreast of.

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 11:30 AM

Reminds me of the old Monty Python foreign phrase book sketch, in which one character reading from his phrase book says, "My nipples explode with delight"
I've felt that way myself, but not for some time.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: catspaw49
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 12:03 PM

You're really kinda' fucked up aintcha' Skipy?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: kendall
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 12:06 PM

I'm a sucker for prominent nipples.

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 12:13 PM

Love them, this weather has them out sitting like flick switches. Always said, how do you make fat like attractive ? Put a nipple on it.

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Raptor
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 12:17 PM

Which substance is it you're abusing?

Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 01:00 PM

Drive to store: US $0.27 for gasoline.
Nipples seen:    At least 100 -- all sorts in the racks for sale in the baby needs aisle. Bottles, too.
Cost per nipple seen: US $0.0027, maybe less.
Cost for broccoli: US $1.19 per pound (about 1/2 kilogram).
Cost for salad greens: US $2.19 per bag.
Cost for bulk cashews: US $5.99 per pound.
Cost for Infamil baby formula: varied with size of package.

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Wolfgang
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 01:19 PM

For the music angle:

Der Nippel (the nipple)

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Mooh
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 01:24 PM

Saw a truly inspiring pair today under a tight black sweater with a trace of sweat. Sure beats watching the news these days.

Watch nipples, not war.

Peace, Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 01:35 PM

But the store closes at 10 p.m. And it might start rumors about me if I spent all my time in the aisle with the baby stuff, staring at displays of nipples.

More rumors than usual, I mean.

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: open mike
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 02:05 PM

thought this was a thread on lubrication..
i mean grease zircs....
in looking for illustration examples
all i find is stuffing glands...(???!!!)
http://www.sharpemixers.com/Stuffing%20Glands.htm

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 02:26 PM

If skipy has a Secret Santa, here's the gift for him . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 02:30 PM

Skipy:

I have been authorized by the Board of Directors of the College of Mammalian Divinity to suggest that you are pursuing an important path of research, and when your expertise has been refined to a certain point, we would like to invite you, quite upfront, to apply for a fellowship at the Temple of the DIvine Curve, in leading-edge research projects. This will require at least three credits in Applied Braille, which you can undertake as On the Job Training once you are accepted for the position.

Fra. Punctus Divinitus, Leading Edge Coordinator
Advanced Sensitivity and Detection Research Dept.
Temple of the Divine Curve

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 02:32 PM

If you need support in this venture please apply to 'Berlei'or 'Playtex', our latest cupwinners.

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: number 6
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 03:53 PM

Not too many propshafts have nipples these days.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 03:54 PM

This thread keeps popping up . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 03:56 PM

The real thing(s) . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: number 6
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 04:00 PM

Come to think of it ... it's been years since I greased a nipple.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: skipy
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 04:00 PM

Peace, I have a box of choky nips, had them about 4 years, not be able to bring myself to eat them.
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 04:03 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: number 6
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 04:05 PM

In fact ... I don't think my gun works anymore.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 04:12 PM

I greased the top and the bottom of my king pin the other day; both sides.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: bobad
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 04:16 PM

Hope you didn't forget your push rod.

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Al
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 04:29 PM

Udderly amazing thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 04:32 PM

I could look at tits until the cows come home....

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 04:45 PM

Posted without comment!

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 04:47 PM

this seems to be some sort of warped ideal

Anyone remember John Hartford's song about the "Golden Globes Award"?

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Gervase
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 04:48 PM

Thanks for reminding me - in all this heat and dust, the Landie's nipples probably need a squirt of sticky gloop.

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Al
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 04:59 PM

No, I don't remember the Hartford song. My mammary ain't what it used to be.

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 05:15 PM

then how about Bob Hope? "Thanks for the mammeries"

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 05:21 PM

The following link is for Bill D only.

Graphic content, large page, recommended only for "adults" of the D.O.M. persuasion with reasonably fast connections.

HERE.

"Don't look Ethel!"

John

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 05:25 PM

Some of those are just plain scary.....

But getting the tassles to go in opposite directions.. now that's talent.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 05:25 PM

lawsy, lawsy...iffn' that don't beat all! A feller could eclipse skipy's score there in about 27 seconds...with no petrol expense!

(could only look for about 14 seconds, though....my wiring ain't whut it uster be!)

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: skipy
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 05:40 PM

JohnInKansas,
Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skipy (typing with boxing gloves on!)

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 05:57 PM

Gee, I was afraid everyone would've seen that one. I'm pretty sure it was a short link off of a page one of the mudcat grrrrls posted here a year or two ago.

I'll admit it's one of those things that's hard to work into a conversation very often.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 06:02 PM

It WAS a referrer link, too (content brought in from somewhere else)...and required javascript....and wanted to set about 287 cookies. If you clicked, you might want to clean out your cookie cache...)

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 06:36 PM

After a Mondegreen, a certain flavour of icecream is now eternally referred to as 'raspberry nipple icecream'.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 06:39 PM

Wasn't there a song about honky tonk and nipple?

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 07:02 PM

Has anyone directed Dilligaf (the blessed, or at least endowed) to this thread? I am sure the late Dave Bryant would have done so. Indeed he might entirely have annexed the thread.

I should point out that I subscribe to the belief that more than a mouthful is a waste and that the nearer the bone the sweeter the meat.

Which is why I can safely flirt with Dilligaf. She likes tall thin men, and I like thin women. And she is of course devoted to Slats, I am happy to say. Splendid people both of them.

She would still like the thread. Her "Partridge in a pair tree" is worth watching. Spelling intentional.

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 07:08 PM

Very nice John in Kansas, one girl looks like a chinook helicopter

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Don Firth
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 07:26 PM

Nipple research doesn't pay much, but the tips are good.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 07:31 PM

I wonder what the fuel consumption is like . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: coldjam
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 07:44 PM

Ok, so I'm trying to keep abreast of what's going on here at Mudcat...I'm not much into smutty talk...but I can't resist a pun...let's just say, John 'Giok' MacKenzie is my hero... for obvious reasons...