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BS: Nipples

John MacKenzie 26 Jul 06 - 07:06 AM
Charley Noble 25 Jul 06 - 08:37 PM
JohnInKansas 25 Jul 06 - 01:59 AM
Charley Noble 24 Jul 06 - 10:34 PM
Bill D 24 Jul 06 - 09:42 PM
Stilly River Sage 24 Jul 06 - 08:15 PM
skipy 24 Jul 06 - 07:40 PM
Bill D 24 Jul 06 - 12:20 PM
JohnInKansas 24 Jul 06 - 11:51 AM
Stilly River Sage 24 Jul 06 - 11:24 AM
Dave the Gnome 24 Jul 06 - 10:51 AM
GUEST,Lanfranc the Cookieless 24 Jul 06 - 09:58 AM
Charley Noble 24 Jul 06 - 09:16 AM
My guru always said 24 Jul 06 - 07:34 AM
Liz the Squeak 22 Jul 06 - 06:13 PM
Don Firth 22 Jul 06 - 05:55 PM
Bunnahabhain 22 Jul 06 - 05:17 PM
JohnInKansas 22 Jul 06 - 04:45 PM
Charley Noble 22 Jul 06 - 02:51 PM
Charley Noble 22 Jul 06 - 02:46 PM
GUEST 22 Jul 06 - 01:07 PM
GUEST,Chalky 22 Jul 06 - 01:05 PM
John MacKenzie 22 Jul 06 - 12:58 PM
GUEST 22 Jul 06 - 12:57 PM
Bill D 22 Jul 06 - 12:55 PM
John MacKenzie 22 Jul 06 - 12:49 PM
Slag 22 Jul 06 - 12:31 PM
Stilly River Sage 22 Jul 06 - 12:29 PM
Rusty Dobro 22 Jul 06 - 08:02 AM
George Papavgeris 22 Jul 06 - 03:03 AM
Slag 22 Jul 06 - 01:29 AM
Ron Davies 21 Jul 06 - 11:25 PM
Stilly River Sage 21 Jul 06 - 06:50 PM
webfolk 21 Jul 06 - 06:26 PM
GUEST 21 Jul 06 - 06:24 PM
Liz the Squeak 21 Jul 06 - 06:16 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 07:06 AM

More like a golf course than a salt shaker SRS, but a long walk to the clubhouse.
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Charley Noble
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 08:37 PM

John-

The Radio City Music Hall "Spirit of the Dance" was cast in aluminum, was nine feet tall, and her sister who still resides in Maine on the ledge was of similar size but cast in bronze. I'm not certain how many three foot casts were made but there were several.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 01:59 AM

Charley Noble

The only info given on the aluminum one was:

Spirit Of The Dance
1934,
Aluminum, yellowish silver patina
Private collection

Even that is no longer displayed at the site (ARC, of course). The image shows nothing in the background to indicate scale, so it's uncertain whether it's at full size or perhaps something at a smaller scale. Aluminum would be a likely choice for casting at reduced scale since it fills details well without the need for the tall sprues needed for gravity casting small works with some other common art metals, so it's likely it may be one of the little sisters.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Charley Noble
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 10:34 PM

John-

With regard to "The Spirit of the Dance," she and her "sisters" have had an interesting history. The original was commissioned for public display in Rockefeller Center in NYC but after a public uproar about nudity she was relagated to the lady's lounge where she resides to this day. One of her sisters executed in bronze and now tarnished to a lovely walnut patenna resides on a ledge at the Zorach family estate in Robinhood, Maine, adjecent to my family farm. Then there were a host of little sisters that were cast and lord knows where they are or what purient eyes are viewing them. The "Spirit of the Dance" was never rendered in marble.

I always resented the fact that William Zorach got much farther along with my girlfriends than I ever did as a teenager. "What a lovely body you have," he would coo and they would just melt into his arms...

I was much more confident about approaching the nipples of cows at that age, and it was one of my daily responsibilities as resident farmboy.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 09:42 PM

but SRS...them plasytic surgeones kin do wonders these days! Mebbe she ordered them things to hold pencils at the nudist camp!


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 08:15 PM

Of course that has been tampered with! And by someone who doesn't know how they really work. There isn't just one opening like that, the ducts converge on that spot and I think you can have several small openings. More like a salt shaker than a nozzle.


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: skipy
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 07:40 PM

Sad to report:-
none added to the graph, but bar staff at Warwick seemed to be pleased that I always had lots of loose change with me, hopeful for WHFF 2006
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 12:20 PM

Lanfranc..."Chapel hat pegs"??

THIS is your fantasy? Mercy! De gustibus... and all that.

(Methinks such images have been messed with in PhotoShop)


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 11:51 AM

Charley -

I have a saved image of "lady of the dance" executed in aluminum with gold patina that displays the detail much more clearly than on the black marble at your link. A truly exquisite work, in either version.

Unfortunately, Zorach has been removed from the museum where I found it. As he died fairly recently (1966), it's likely that his heirs asserted © privileges to cause the removal. Sad.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 11:24 AM

Charley, I think three and four are more life-like than two. Too stiff, doesn't look like a real person.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 10:51 AM

Shouldn't this be under music?

Dolly Partons greatest...

Oh, sorry.

Cheers

DtG


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: GUEST,Lanfranc the Cookieless
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 09:58 AM

Slightly off theme, but only slightly.

We were recently looking for an apartment to purchase in our "downsize and release capital before we're too old to enjoy it" policy. In the town of Broxbourne, Herts, UK we came across a block called "Elppin Court". Lady Lanfranc wouldn't even contemplate viewing the apartment on offer therein - "I couldn't live there!!" quoth she.

The apartments were built on the site of an old engineering works, and the name (nipple reversed!) was someone's idea of a joke. How they got it past the local Council intrigues me.

Round the corner from the place we finally chose is Cock Lane, but, alas, there is no Mutorcs Place, Cock Lane!

One comment on the thread so far would be that there is a preponderance of illustrations of breasts in toto, rather than nipples alone. Where are the "chapel hat pegs" of my fantasies?

Alan


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Charley Noble
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 09:16 AM

Here's a link to a dazzling lady in the all together: Spirit of the Dance

Scroll down to the second image.

It has been suggested that she is actually a composite of seven models. The result proves that the sum IS more than the parts!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: My guru always said
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 07:34 AM

Aha, too late for the Warwick offer - no Perks for you skipy me dear!


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 06:13 PM

And that's just the blokes.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Don Firth
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 05:55 PM

You know that your youth has pretty well passed by when you step out of the shower and suddenly, to your horror, you feel an excruciating pain in your chest.

Then you glance down and see that you're standing on one of your boobs!

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 05:17 PM

Well, I was dealing with a 7 Km aurole last week, and that was a small one. It was too wet to be really hot. Unfortunatly I'm not making this up....


Skipy, You are truely a warped indiviual. You fit right in round here...


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 04:45 PM

At Jokes you'll need to search the page for the text "New Bra" (Edit|Find in IE) for this one; but it is applicable to the discussion here, I think.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Charley Noble
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 02:51 PM

Here's another hot link: Click at Your Own Risk!

Enjoy!

Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Charley Noble
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 02:46 PM

More poetry:

Udders

If women had udders
and cows had breasts
what would be shown in The Sun?
Would it be Daisy
the feisty heifer
boasting 98-100-91?

Would it be Sharon
the Croydon belle
With udder attached to her sternum?
She'd have admiring bullocks
throughout the land
though four-teated Sharon'd spurn 'em.

Would Farmer's Monthly
become a jazz mag
top shelf stuff not for sale to the nippers?
Would Playboy become
a livestock guide
a rattling good read for sheep dippers?

This fascination
for lactiferous glands
raises questions I believe worth pursuing.
Who was the first man
to milk a cow
and what did he think he was doing?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble, going back for more!


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 01:07 PM

Ask Jolene? No-MagicTeapot


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: GUEST,Chalky
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 01:05 PM

Rusty go to www.uk-babes.co.uk/coronationstreet/tina_obrien.php    agreed she is lovely, almost as nice as Jasamine in Emmerdale.


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 12:58 PM

50 pairs of nipples.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 12:57 PM

Best ones I found was on "ask jolene"


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 12:55 PM

Big? as in wide...or the 'puffy' ones? There are categories in these things! How can we debate generalizations? You may not be asked to run for Titular head of the Temple of the Golden Globes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 12:49 PM

I like big aureolae too.
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Slag
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 12:31 PM

Now wouldn't a nipple look ridiculous hanging off some lass's forehead?


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 12:29 PM

George, she was lying down. That makes a difference to the size of the breast, but this thread is about nipples. I don't think anyone here is interested in breasts, are they?








I'll get my hat on the way out. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Rusty Dobro
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 08:02 AM

One of those days in Old England - hot weather all day, even hotter in the evening, had a few beers, fell asleep in front of the TV earlier than usual. Woke at 8 o'clock, to wife telling me I'd missed Sarah in 'Coronation Street' in tight t-shirt and no bra! Watched every episode since in hope of a repeat performance. No luck; brain turning to mush, however.


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 03:03 AM

SRS, very artistic I grant you but those weren't nipples, they were goosebumps.


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Slag
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 01:29 AM

This thread is beginning to suck.


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Ron Davies
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 11:25 PM

I got Kevin's song wrong--actually" The Bovril's with the Gravy but the Marmite's with the Jam". As I said, there are similarities between Wolfgang's Nippel song and Kevin's song--though not in subject.


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 06:50 PM

Okay, I sent a post and another and another post (not all intentional) to the help forum to fix that.

Goddamned porn stuff--it mangles the beauty of erotica when that happens. I think my Symantec wasn't letting the redirect through so I wasn't aware of it. I notice that since I went back to Symantec I also don't have to view the ad page that loads before the local tv channel's weather information comes up as well. I was experimenting with the software Earthlink provides, and it let it all through, so I canned it. That would have probably allowed me to see the redirect (unhappily!)

You get what you pay for. The Earthlink stuff was free to subscribers.

Now back to the regularly scheduled nonsense. . .

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: webfolk
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 06:26 PM

See Nipples and die!!!

Geoff


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 06:24 PM

Feet? What feet?


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 06:16 PM

So you're blowing the hooter on it then?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: GUEST,Frug
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 06:09 PM

Lets nip this in the bud and accept that its all gone tits up !!
Frank


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 04:47 PM

I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts!
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 03:39 PM

Guest 2.39....

I've got a lovely pair of mangoes for half price today.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: beardedbruce
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 03:20 PM

"How sweet the sound,
That saved a wretch like me....


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: fat B****rd
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 03:07 PM

Amazing breasts !!


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: beardedbruce
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 03:05 PM

off-topic, but amusing...

http://www.thefreethings.com/linkdump/AmazingBreastFlexer/


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 02:43 PM

Lots of "art" sites block direct links to individual images and sometimes to sub-pages, and send you to an index instead as a "traffic control" measure. That appears to be all that's happened to SRS's two links above.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 02:39 PM

On a hot day doctors say we do not eat enough fruit. Me I like a nice Pair, pear.


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Cool Beans
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 02:35 PM

A song we sang as kids in the 1950s also addressed the issue of unit pricing:

Heigh ho, Heigh ho!
We're off to the burlesque show.
We pay two bits to see two tits.
Heigh ho, Heigh ho!
---
Two bits is 25 cents American. The 25 cents of the 1950s is probably worth $3 or $4 today. Even allowing for inflation, on a cost per unit basis it's stil less than Skipy is paying.


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 02:16 PM

Yeah, that link has been hijacked and is redirecting. Same thing happened to me once. I've sent SRS a PM so she could ask Joe for its deletion. She must be having to do some real work today instead of play on the Mudcat...


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 01:54 PM

Yup... I think SRS's link(s) need some tweaking.


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 01:07 PM

I'm beginning to see the point of this thread!
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: frogprince
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 12:32 PM

SRS, I do hope that link was a misfire...


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Subject: RE: BS: Nipples
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 12:27 PM

life is SO complicated!


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