BS: The only post.

Subject: BS: The only post.
From: GUEST,Me
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 02:48 PM

The only post that can ever start this thread is this one. No one else can start this thread once this post has been posted. No one can do anything about that.

So, Nyah! Nyah! Nyah! Too bad for you. My purpose has been accomplished...or it will have been a moment after I hit "Submit Message", and there's not a damned thing any of you can do about it.

So there.

Since there's nothing you can do now that you've read this to stop me from getting the first post, and since you can never take this accomplishment away from me, I suggest you just crawl off in defeat and do it now. There's no point in your posting here, because the first post has already said all that needs to be said.

You are superfluous. I was first.

Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 03:31 PM

They say a girl never forgets her 'first'
G.

Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Becca72
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 03:49 PM

Some of us would like to, though, Giok...

Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: GUEST,Zeggo
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 03:52 PM

NO one ever forgets their 'first'. It isn't limited to females.

Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: MMario
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 03:55 PM

actually - if we get a nother database scambling crash (as we have had before) the statements in the post that created this thread may not apply.

Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: GUEST,Me
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 03:56 PM

God forbid that that should happen.

Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: MMario
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 03:57 PM

from your keyboard to G*d's inbox!

Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Amos
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 04:12 PM

Petty, pusillanimous pettifoggery, if ever I saw it.

A

Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Bill D
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 05:20 PM

the opening post was one of the longest redundant tautologies I ever saw.

Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: GUEST,Me
Date: 05 Oct 06 - 04:57 PM

Yeah? So what? I still posted first and you can't do a thing about it. You're powerless, Bill D, powerless to stop me.

This thread was just about to fall off the board, so I thought I'd say that before it did.

Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Oct 06 - 05:09 PM

never have the powerless felt so smug.

Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 06 Oct 06 - 12:52 PM

The only post I ever get are Bills - I've tried asking the PO to redirect them to him but they still end up here.

Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Kaleea
Date: 06 Oct 06 - 01:16 PM

Well, I posted before the rest of you, so---


               nee
nah nee               boo-----

         nah                   boo--------------!!

Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Janie
Date: 06 Oct 06 - 02:33 PM

And I am the only one to post at this exact time. So there!

What's more, I am the only one to post to this post. Double "So there!"

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Amos
Date: 06 Oct 06 - 02:39 PM

Buffoonery! Idiocy! Maudlin mental masturbation! Drivel!! Inanity!! Gratuitous Granfaloons!! Pettifoggery and intellectual butchery!!!! Fie, fie, fie!!!!!


Love,

A

Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Oct 06 - 02:47 PM

You just love doing that, don't you, Amos? ;-) Admit it. It gives you such a rush!

Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Mr Red
Date: 07 Oct 06 - 07:00 AM

I didn't know we were operating a first past the post system here.

Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 07 Oct 06 - 08:48 PM

That's the way the good old USA does everything?

Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: Geordie-Peorgie
Date: 08 Oct 06 - 06:27 PM

Hell's bells Amos!! AAh thought you were advertising the largest firm of Solicitors in the country

Me Dad always maintained there was a firm of lawyers in Newcastle caalled 'Coffin & Pharten'

Subject: RE: BS: The only post.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 Oct 06 - 09:15 PM

Just down the road is a guy called "Trikham and Partners"