BS: Fight for Fair Erections

Subject: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: GUEST,Ivor Littlehampton
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 11:28 AM

It has been brought to my attention that some fellows are, well, more blessed than myself in certain rather personal areas. Ladies of my acquaintance tell me that size isn't everything, it's what you do with it, nice meeting you, and don't call us, we'll call you.

I think that the more manly fellows like those chaps on the Rugger team at Harrow should jolly well share it out more fairly. What do you chaps and chapesses think?

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 11:41 AM

Become more of the wanker you are.

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Amos
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 11:48 AM

I can't imagine how you think you would implement such a bizarre concept as sharing erectile ability. It's not exactly a representative sport, so to speak.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 11:50 AM

It is for him. He's a real dick to begin with.

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: gnomad
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 12:29 PM

A possible source of self-help

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 12:36 PM

The sun is below the yard arm, so it's time to hoist a stiff one!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 01:08 PM

This thread seems to be growing!

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 01:31 PM

I'm just watching to see how big this thread grows!

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 01:46 PM

If I am going to fight, it will be for spectacular erections.

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Rasener
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 01:52 PM

I think we need an election for erection

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 01:54 PM

Here's a really big erection.

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 02:05 PM

Is that Harlech Castle in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: GUEST,Landmark preservation committee
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 02:20 PM

http://www.bigwaste.com/photos/ny/unisphere/

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: lady penelope
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 03:02 PM

Harlech castle, ooooh, I've come over all welsh......

Quick, pass me that gibson martini...... for medicinal porposes only....honest.....

But seriously folks. We should be edifying erections, not enlarging them. I mean, the state of some of them is atrocious......

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 03:18 PM

But will there there ever be a general erection in China. We tin po.

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Bill D
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 05:02 PM

"If this thread persists for more than 4 hours, seek medical help"

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Rasener
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 05:14 PM

and blow your horn

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 10:37 PM

Here's another fair erection.

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 03:05 AM

The Burj el Arab in Dubai is an incredible erection

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: GUEST,Hugh Bastard
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 03:42 AM

Ivor, old fellow! Sorry to hear you still have the same old problem as when you fagged for me at School! Still, you were a sweet little fellow, and I missed you when they sent me down over the thing with Fortescue Minor. They've let me out now, and it's very mice over here in Cambodia, so if you'd like to pop over sometime, we can talk old times.

Toodle pip
Hugh

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 05:03 AM

Try here if it falls too soon.

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: JennyO
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 08:24 AM

This fellow doesn't seem to have any problems!

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 08:51 AM

Yeah, but look at the size of the pill he's holding!

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 05:02 PM

Maybe Ivor just needs better equipment to help get it up, like:

Big Brutus.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Ebbie
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 06:41 PM

I should have thought the goal would be 'good' rather than just fair.

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 06:44 PM

Ah Niagara Falls - the second biggest disappointment of an American honeymoon....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Fight for Fair Erections
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 06:49 PM

That's why we honeymooned in Canada.