BS: The $500 million GW Bush library

Subject: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 12:27 PM

What could be funnier than that?

Well the fact that it will double as a think tank is hysterical.
Also the Bush people said it will be built by huge donations from wealthy hiereses, Saudi Arabia and the UAE.

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: jeffp
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 12:34 PM

And it well be called the George W. Bush Liberry.

Some of the books won't even have been colored in yet.

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 12:55 PM

His reading list will be bronzed and displayed in the lobby.
The east wing may be called "My struggle", the south wing "shock and awe", the west wing "comma" and the north wing ...

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 12:58 PM

And of course 'My Pet Goat' will be prominently displayed. It ia an historical artifact.

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Cruiser
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 01:22 PM

Are "Dick and Jane" books that expensive nowadays?

This will definitely be a "Fools Lye-berri"

If this was not so very sad it would be funny.

What a pathetic legacy this human has left for this once proud Nation.

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: DougR
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 01:30 PM

Worth every penny of it!
DougR

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 01:31 PM

The George W Bush Think Tank"...

The Homer J Simpson Think Tank would surely have a lot more creibility.

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Cruiser
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 01:34 PM

DougR

I bet u kud b thugh liberrianne ifn'u r smart enuf 2 says whut u jess done.

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: katlaughing
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 01:46 PM

Michael Feldman's "Whadda ya know" said it was going to built by Halliburton to the tune of half a billion dollars; that's with the cost overrides built in. It will house two books and, yes, it will be the GW Bush LIBERRY. Feldman also said there would no Presidential Paper as the shrub doesn't like to leave a paper trail!:-)

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: jeffp
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 02:06 PM

Does that mean he doesn't wipe?

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Barry Finn
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 03:16 PM

This is too funny, on so many levels.
I saw the plans, seems that they've chosen to build the structure with lego's & erector sets; the no bid contract goes to two firms, Buck-tail & Hell-a-burning. The landscaping will be done with play-dough & plastic shrub-bery & the statue of the two bare naked ladies will be unveiled replica's of George's daughters as an aid in the campaign to practice safe sex. On the left as one walks in there'll be the original Constitution all whiten out flanked by the Amendments to one side & the Bill of Rights flanking the other side, both blotted & X'ed all over. Across from that on the other side will be cased & framed the little school book that George was reading while the Twin Towers burned. It'll be opened to the one page it took him 7 minutes to read. The building layout guide will be an exact copy of the mid-east roadmap to peace & the emergency exits will be marked & lighted by big UN signs. The floor of the main hall will all be done with Alaskan Spruce & will be called the Conservation Room. Construction will began January of 2009 & the day will be known & celebrated as the first Lame Duck Holiday

Barry

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 05:12 PM

23 books....900 feet of shelf space of "signing statements".

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: katlaughing
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 05:16 PM

LOL, Barry!

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: NH Dave
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 07:45 PM

The great thing about presidential libraries is that they are generally done after the president leaves office . . . priceless.

Dave

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 07:50 PM

The only thing funnier is a sign that one drives by on the GW parkway in Northern Virginia that reads "George Bush Center of Intellegence, Next Exit"???

Hmmmmmmm??? That is one exit that this ol' hillbilly sho nuff ain't gonna take... Probably drops of into a bottomless pit...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Alice
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 09:48 PM

They probably won't have a copy of House of Bush, House of House.

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 10:28 AM

SOMEBODY in GWB's family has to find a keep a job, and obviously this is tailor-made for Laura.

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Alice
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 11:03 AM

Ooops, that was supposed to be House of Bush, House of SAUD.

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Cruiser
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 12:25 PM

If that link material is factual then the House of Bush and Saud has become a real corrupt House of Cards and subject to a fall:

House of Cards is a pastime involving stacking playing cards on top of each other, risky because they can fall over ...

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: SINSULL
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 01:11 PM

Reportedly, there will be an entire wing devoted to nucular studees and stradegees.

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Don Firth
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 01:27 PM

George W. Bush and libraries are two concepts that one does not encounter very often in the same sentence.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Don Firth
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 01:28 PM

Wait a minute. Wait a minute!! Is this for REAL!???

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Ebbie
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 02:16 PM

I understand that there will be a military wing tacked on too- you know, where the military services will carry on their "recruiterments". (His word)

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 02:30 PM

Where's it going to be? Baghdad?

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: pdq
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 02:37 PM

Actually, the George W. Bush library will be larger than Clinton's.

That's because Bill and Hillary shredded all their interesting papers.

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: SINSULL
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 02:45 PM

Not true, pdq! Many of them fell behind a dresser and will be rediscovered at an appropriate time.

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 02:56 PM

I wonder if they will have the GW/Laura Bush divorce papers on display...the ones that name Condi Rice as a correspondent...you know,the ones that "News of the World" or "The Globe" has been going on about.....

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: GUEST, Salt n' Pepper
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 03:35 PM

Rapaire say it ain't so. You mean to tell me

The BUSH is in the RICE?!

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Peace
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 03:37 PM

Does this mean that GB will learn to read?

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: dianavan
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 06:52 PM

Laura is a librarian. Why not let her play with $500 million? Its her reward for putting up with such an asshole.

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 06:58 PM

Ya know, dianavan, I'd like Laura to play with that money. At least ONE librarian in the country wouldn't have budget worries!

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: SharonA
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 12:15 PM

No way, dianavan and Rapaire. You're talking about the librarian who married Dumbya -- obviously she's not as intelligent as people give her credit for.

No matter what they call the building, it will definitely be a Prezzidenshull LIE-berry.

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Ebbie
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 12:41 PM

They do say that many 'intelligent' people marry someone thinking they could help. Ya think?

That said, I'm no great admirer of Laura Bush.

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Barry Finn
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 01:08 PM

JUst look at what they spawned

Barry

Subject: RE: BS: The $500 million GW Bush library
From: Cruiser
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 01:48 PM

Whoever said a person had to be intelligent to be a librarian?

Sorry Rapaire, I "juss" could not pass that up! Just kidding.

I have a great deal of respect for librarians, but definitely not Laura Bush (who took an innocent life in a traffic accident and never paid for it in any way other than: Oh I don't like to talk about that, and I am sorry, etc.).

Good point Barry