BS: Erectile disfunction

Subject: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 02:42 PM

I have trouble standing erect, and have a permanent limp, I use a stick to help hold me up too.
Anybody else got this problem?
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 02:49 PM

You are a brave (or crazy) man...

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 02:58 PM

Giok, I was hoping that your recent surgery cured your ills. (My sister- (much older than you)had/s a real problem with her hip replacement but I was hoping that is quite rare.

I have several friends who had it done and had great results. One of them no longer jogs but he does still 'bushwhack' each summer (He and one or two friends have someone drop them off in a remote spot and then the guys make their 3 or 4 day journey home over the hills and mountains). He's quite happy with it.

Another one had a bad fall on ice a few years ago and broke his hip. Rather than rebuild it, the doctors opted to give him a hip replacement. He was 56, which is young for a replacement, and he may end up having one or more surgeries over time. But he too is doing fine.

Another friend had it done about 10 years ago and he wishes he'd had it done much sooner. No pain, no worries.

I know that you've said that you have arthritis. Is that the main cause of your problem? Arthritis is one of those diseases I hope they get a handle on- and soon.

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: Deckman
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 03:05 PM

I replaced (or rather the doctors did) my hip three years ago. It helped greatly. I'm still out there ... building decks, though now I need to replace my other hip! Bob

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 03:42 PM

I haven't tried the "stick" method myself yet, but it sounds worth a go! Does your partner notice or object to the presence of the stick or does she regard it as a stimulating and saucy accessory? I'm thinking that decorating the stick in libidinous colors might add to the whole effect. Whaddya think? Don't go with green! Reds, purples, and pinks are much more likely to produce a good reaction, but NOT polka dots unless she's really, really the suburban type and likes that sort of thing.

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 05:31 PM

"libidinous colors" Hmmmmm.

When your only tool is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: Rasener
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 05:38 PM

Have you consulted Pele?

I suppose you could use sticks of rock tied round it to keep it stiff. You never know, your missus might even get to like the taste.

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 07:26 PM

And then...there's starch.

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: gnomad
Date: 10 Dec 06 - 07:54 PM

Celery; you don't eat it, use it as a splint.

I like Ebbie's "hammer" line, sounds only too true.

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 12:21 AM

I redid the showers in both bathrooms in my house. I didn't have any difficulties with that erect tile positioning.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 03:26 AM

What about brick laying, SRS, can you do your own pointing?
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 09:20 AM

Depends on if she's built like a brick......nerver mind!

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: Dead Horse
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 11:49 AM

Hey Giok, if I was ta kick ya in ya uvver leg, would that cure ya limp? :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 11:54 AM

I walk with a pronounced limp, L-I-M-P, pronounced LIMP.
Maybe if you punched me in the mouth instead, I'd walk with lisp?
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 12:54 PM

Limp, lisp and lump obviously

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: Dead Horse
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 03:45 PM

Put him in the dark and add "lamp"

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 06:57 PM

What sadistic swine put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

Seamus

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 06:59 PM

The same one that made abbreviation a 12 letter word.

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 07:00 PM

By the way, there's a new cheaper generic version of Viagra coming on the market. It's called Mycoxaflopin.

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 10:14 PM

Had my hip replacement in February. It seems that, if you're over 60, they make you take longer for rehab. Still don't have full range of motion but the stick went away after 3 months. And it's still getting better so I hope for full recovery.

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: Dead Horse
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 02:42 PM

I fancy a hip replacement.
Just not sure what to replace it with..............

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: tarheel
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 03:33 PM

those tv ads for viagra,etc., just break me up...
among the things they say may be bad for you along with nerves,etc., they also say..."and if you have problems with an ERRECTION lasting more than 4 hours,consult you doctor!"..
OMG,any man should be so lucky!!!
( any guy in his right mind should call all his lady friends,etc., asnd tell them to get in line at your door!)...
Tar...

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 03:39 PM

You're hip enough daddio!
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 06:48 PM

Spaekin' of Viagra, my doctor gave me some samples and said "If you ever have a problem, try it"...

So I put the sample pack in my shirt pocket and forgot 'bout 'um until the P-Vine told me that she had found 'um while doin' laundry and knowin' that I didn't have no propblems in that area had just dropped the pills down the well...
























Problem is...

...now I can't get the pump handle down...

Nevermind...

Now back to purple joy sticks, hip replacements, etc...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 06:53 PM

Old man goes back to the doctor.
"Have you been taking those Viagra as I've prescribed? A FULL tablet"
"Nope," the old man replies, "been breakin' `em in quarters. At that price they last longer."
"A quarter tablet won't be enough to enable you to engage in intercourse" scolds the doc.
"I'm 95 years old. Don't want no intreecourse. Just need enough to quit pissin' on my shoes"

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: Lox
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 06:56 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: frogprince
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 11:06 PM

...and it keeps him from rolling out of bed...

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:01 PM

Ah, yes... the kickstand.

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:04 PM

Is that like a handstand?
G

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:05 PM

If you must.

Subject: RE: BS: Erectile disfunction
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:55 PM

I have a sample pack

Inside it says "If you are afraid to use this product, try using it by yourself first".