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Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes From: Joe_F Date: 20 Oct 08 - 11:40 PM A country boy & girl are sitting on a fence, watching a bull & a cow. He (shyly): Gee, I wish I was a-doin' that. She (shrugs): It's your cow. * Feminine intuition is a myth invented by men to fool women out of using what brains they have. * Men are luckier than women: they marry later & die sooner. |
Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes From: Mrrzy Date: 21 Oct 08 - 07:30 PM Why don't women have brains? Cause they don't have a penis to CARRY'M AROUND IN! |
Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes From: dick greenhaus Date: 21 Oct 08 - 08:06 PM Why is Woman's work never done? 'Cause they're so damn slow. |
Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes From: GUEST,Justin U Date: 21 Oct 08 - 08:11 PM You can say what you like about my ex-wife, but she was a good housekeeper. She's been married and divorced four times and managed to keep the house every time. |
Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes From: Donuel Date: 21 Oct 08 - 08:56 PM Sarah Palin is the shining example of feminist campaigns throughout history and the pinacle of feminist accomplishments, not Hillary. |
Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 22 Oct 08 - 01:57 AM Why don't women fart???? They don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure! |
Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:03 AM Why do farts stink?? So deaf people can enjoy them, too! |
Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes From: Cluin Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:33 AM No it's... Why don't single women fart? Because they don't have an asshole yet. |
Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes From: Cluin Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:35 AM Why do men snore when they sleep on their backs? Because their nutsacks slide down and cover their rectums and they vapour-lock. |
Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:36 AM From: Cluin Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:33 AM No it's... Why don't single women fart? Because they don't have an asshole yet. No, some just act like they don't. |
Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes From: Cluin Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:37 AM When a frenzied day of trading ended on Friday, the Dow had suffered its worst week ever... leaving global markets in a panicked state of uncertainty, and one shocked trader said : "This is much worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth, and I still have a wife!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes From: Georgiansilver Date: 22 Oct 08 - 03:06 AM What is the difference between a pre-menstrual woman and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes From: Doug Chadwick Date: 22 Oct 08 - 07:17 PM Why do brides wear white? It's the traditional colour for kitchen appliances |
Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes From: Joe_F Date: 22 Oct 08 - 08:31 PM Penis envy: The theory that every woman wishes she had a prick until she marries one. |
Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes From: GUEST,MarkS (on the road) Date: 22 Oct 08 - 08:43 PM How does a real man tell if his sex partner is satisfied? A real man does not care. |
Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 23 Oct 08 - 03:34 AM You come back from being gone for a couple of days....you walk inside the door. ..How can you tell if a homosexual has been in your house, while you were gone??? You open the refrigerator door, and the rump roast farts! |
Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes From: Proogle Date: 23 Oct 08 - 07:19 AM I dont get GUEST,Guest From Sanity... |
Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes From: Acorn4 Date: 23 Oct 08 - 08:51 AM A bloke walked into the casualty department of a hospital. He was bent double with pain, and both his hands were clasped between his legs which were tightly clenched. "What's the trouble?" said the nurse. "Arggh! I got hit by a cricket ball and I'm in agony. Can you do something, please? "Don't worry -just take off your trousers and pants and lie on the couch over there." The nurse then massaged his testicles for half an hour, then said:- "There, does that feel better?" "Yes", said the bloke, "feels great , but I still reckon I might lose the fingernail!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 23 Oct 08 - 10:08 PM From: Proogle Date: 23 Oct 08 - 07:19 AM I dont get GUEST,Guest From Sanity... HUHH??????????? |