BS: Feminist (not!) jokes

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Joe_F
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 11:40 PM

A country boy & girl are sitting on a fence, watching a bull & a cow.
He (shyly): Gee, I wish I was a-doin' that.
She (shrugs): It's your cow.

*

Feminine intuition is a myth invented by men to fool women out of using what brains they have.

*

Men are luckier than women: they marry later & die sooner.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Mrrzy
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 07:30 PM

Why don't women have brains? Cause they don't have a penis to CARRY'M AROUND IN!

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 08:06 PM

Why is Woman's work never done?


















































'Cause they're so damn slow.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: GUEST,Justin U
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 08:11 PM

You can say what you like about my ex-wife, but she was a good housekeeper.

She's been married and divorced four times and managed to keep the house every time.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 08:56 PM

Sarah Palin is the shining example of feminist campaigns throughout history and the pinacle of feminist accomplishments,


not Hillary.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 01:57 AM

Why don't women fart????





















They don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure!

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:03 AM

Why do farts stink??































So deaf people can enjoy them, too!

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:33 AM

No it's...


Why don't single women fart?


Because they don't have an asshole yet.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:35 AM

Why do men snore when they sleep on their backs?

Because their nutsacks slide down and cover their rectums and they vapour-lock.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:36 AM

From: Cluin
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:33 AM

No it's...
Why don't single women fart?
Because they don't have an asshole yet.

No, some just act like they don't.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:37 AM

When a frenzied day of trading ended on Friday, the Dow had suffered its worst week ever... leaving global markets in a panicked state of uncertainty, and one shocked trader said :

"This is much worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth, and I still have a wife!"

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 03:06 AM

What is the difference between a pre-menstrual woman and a terrorist?





























You can negotiate with a terrorist!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 07:17 PM

Why do brides wear white?





























It's the traditional colour for kitchen appliances

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Joe_F
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 08:31 PM

Penis envy: The theory that every woman wishes she had a prick until she marries one.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: GUEST,MarkS (on the road)
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 08:43 PM

How does a real man tell if his sex partner is satisfied?



A real man does not care.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 03:34 AM

You come back from being gone for a couple of days....you walk inside the door. ..How can you tell if a homosexual has been in your house, while you were gone???




















You open the refrigerator door, and the rump roast farts!

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Proogle
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 07:19 AM

I dont get GUEST,Guest From Sanity...

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Acorn4
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 08:51 AM

A bloke walked into the casualty department of a hospital. He was bent double with pain, and both his hands were clasped between his legs which were tightly clenched.

"What's the trouble?" said the nurse.

"Arggh! I got hit by a cricket ball and I'm in agony. Can you do something, please?

"Don't worry -just take off your trousers and pants and lie on the couch over there."

The nurse then massaged his testicles for half an hour, then said:-

"There, does that feel better?"

"Yes", said the bloke, "feels great , but I still reckon I might lose the fingernail!"

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 10:08 PM

From: Proogle
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 07:19 AM

I dont get GUEST,Guest From Sanity...

HUHH???????????