BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Jeri
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 03:12 PM

No thanks, I just had lunch.

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 03:10 PM

Weineraner?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 03:09 PM

Umm...that's wiener dog, I mean...

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 03:08 PM

Ah, yes...that was a lovely one.

Thanks for the cute weiner dog link, Jeri!

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 02:37 PM

It's bin goin' on a heck of a loooong time folks

"Subject: Why are most mudcatters human?
From: Little Hawk - PM
Date: 15 Jul 00 - 04:20 PM

As long as we're trying to find out why most mudcatters are white and heterosexual, this is obviously a question worth asking, don't you think? I mean, it's really quite surprising that we don't have a solid contingent of felines, considering we are mudCATTERS, after all. Then too, my dog howls every time I play the harmonica. Why isn't he a mudcatter? Maybe if we changed the name to the "Muddog Cafe"... We don't have any Martians either. By golly, I think it's time we got to the bottom of this. Without delay."

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 02:32 PM

I thought there were a lot - I was having a job keeping up with them!

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Jeri
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 02:24 PM

There ought to be a BableFish thing that adds profanity and colorful verbiage to your statements. Hawk, if you underwent as many medical procedures that deprived your brain of oxygen as Spaw has, you might have abilities closer to your roll [sic] model. Maybe it was just the drugs in the 60s or 70s, or the syph has reached his brain.

Nevertheless, Spaw has bigger dogs than you and his Weimers could eat your wieners for lunch.

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Ebbie
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 02:16 PM

Hmmm. Why am I picturing a two-sided coin?

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: artbrooks
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 02:05 PM

Oh darn! Now what shall I give my cat to shred and hide underneath the bookcase?

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 01:58 PM

What an uncharitable thing to say, artbrooks! You sir, have worn out your welcome with me, and you will NOT be receiving any more of those little embroidered items in the mail. Don't bother pleading. It won't do any good.

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: artbrooks
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 01:55 PM

I visualize LH's parents looking down upon him in his little crib and saying, "oh my god, what have we done?" Whereupon they BOTH go in for some minor elective surgery.

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 01:43 PM

So? There's only one of me too!

(Oh...great straight line, folks! Come on, I know you can do it...)

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 01:41 PM

Ah, but Spaw was always sparing, if not exactly sparse. Besides there is only one Spaw (pray God).

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 01:40 PM

Jealousy rears its ugly head.

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: bobad
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 01:38 PM

So that's it.

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 01:36 PM

But....Spaw...you are my inspiration, man. I mean, those incredible stories you wrote about Paw and Cletus and the Reg Boys (how many of them were there?) and the Little Pissant and stuff like that. I have been trying to equal that outpouring of inane crap ever since I arrived here, and still haven't quite made it to the mark. It is only my desire to emulate you and possibly draw near to your magnificence that keeps me going.

I also yearn to talk dirty like you do, but I just can't summon up the nerve. (sigh)

One day greatness shall be mine too!

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Alba
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 01:35 PM

Those last few words seem to be a compliment LH!
I think!!! The rest of Spaw's post may be based apon concern for your well being....Oh I am so out of this thread!

LOL
Jude

Subject: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Feb 07 - 01:31 PM

What the hell are you doing? Geeziz Hawkster...Did you wake up the other day wondering about the Best, Worst, and Most Unusual or what? We got like a hundred and ninety two threads from you in 48 hours wondering about things from the worst case of venereal warts to the longest known slug trail............Didja' get ahold of some exceptionally potent happy pills? If so, I'd lay off the narcotic before it leaves your ass null and void.

Listen you jackass jadrool, I'd suggest you get hold of yourself but I think you already have so stop the wanking and get a different grip....................maybe if you use the other hand or something huh?   Just step back and don't breathe on me.........Whatever is wrong with you is no small thing.....unlike your pecker.                           

Spaw