BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs?

Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:11 PM

Ha! Ha! Ha! Omigod. I love that site, Bill! Wonderful!

I've seen the song before too. Cute.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:08 PM

As Les Barker has so percipiently pointed out, life is hard for the sausage dog:

Each night she's on the balcony
He loves her from afar
His soft, sad eyes are hypnotised
She shines down like a star.
His heart will break forever
His kind can't have affairs
For Dachshunds with erections...
Can't climb stairs.

His home's a humble bungalow
And her's a penthouse flat
He cannot go where she can go
And that, they say. is that.
He never can be near her
Although she knows he cares
For Dachshunds with erections...
Can't climb stairs.

You want to win a woman?
Just be cool... be aloof
The dog who doesn't hit the stairs
Can make it to the roof.
The dog who doesn't care
Will be the dog who wins the day
You'll never get to heaven...
With your chopper in the way.

The spirit soars, the body falls
And heavy lies the heart
That cries out with the pain of love
Be still my broken part.
How painful is the passion
And painful the repairs
For Dachshunds with erections
Can't climb stairs.

Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs?
From: Bill D
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:05 PM

Valdy is living in the wrong place...down here everyone honors 'em....and it is assumed that Heaven will be populated with 'em! Baptists will have no choice.

Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:03 PM

Oh, I see...clever, clever.

Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs?
From: Peace
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:02 PM

The message from Bruce can only be read by weiner dogs.

Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 11:54 AM

Little Hawk, you silly goose! Baptists don't honor weiner dogs for the same reason that Presbyterians don't glorify Pomeranians! Jeeze! I thought everybody knew that!

Secret message above

Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 11:52 AM

Heh! Heh! There is method to my madness. Well, Carol, by "honor" I mean that Baptists just don't give the kind of recognition to weiner dogs that they so richly deserve, that's all. This is a serious matter. My dog, Valdy, is so upset about it that he's been staring off into space for 3 hours now. I think he's in a deep depression over it. Weiner dog owners and advocates need to do something about it. Maybe launch a legal action.

Ellenpoly, what does this xx.e mean that you sign off with?

Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 11:45 AM

LH, I do try to follow your wild flights, but this one has me stumped too. Maybe a ferret got loose amongst your weiner dog?..xx.e

Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs?
From: CarolC
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 11:44 AM

Define "honor", LH.

Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs?
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 11:44 AM

who has the dried frog pills?

Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs?
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 11:43 AM

Baptists? Maybe their objection (I really don't know what you are on about, LH) is that the weiner dogs haven't been baptized? What is this about?


A

Subject: RE: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 11:43 AM

Waht you on about?

i don't understand this thread, have you gone mad or something?

Subject: BS: Why don't Baptists honor weiner dogs?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 11:41 AM

I'll tell you why...because they're bigoted and insensitive and narrow-minded, and all wrapped up in themselves and their own orthodoxy, that's why! They have no idea how much weiner dogs have contributed to human culture, and they furthermore don't realize that without weiner dogs the practice of baptism would be limited only to individuals over 4 feet tall. I think it's high time that Baptists gave weiner dogs the respect and recognition they deserve!