BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Uncle Penguin Front
Date: 14 Nov 04 - 09:59 PM

The missus is on the jazz. Ignore her.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Anti_Penguin Front
Date: 14 Nov 04 - 09:53 PM

PENGUINS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WILL DESTROY THEM ALL. WITH CHEESE!!!!!!!!! AND SHEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 04:30 AM

Arrrrrrgh!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 27 Feb 04 - 05:00 AM

Let no man put us NUNDWA.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 27 Feb 04 - 04:44 AM

Mind you, if the penguin gets pregnant? ? ? ? ? ?

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Pingu
Date: 26 Feb 04 - 07:32 PM

And he never even rang me the next day.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 04 - 07:25 PM

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are "the seven dwarfs" they get ushered into see the Pope.

Dopey leads the pack.
"Dopey my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs begin giggling.

Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back to face the Pope.
"Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe."

This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them all with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?"

The Pope answers, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, and laughing,
pounding on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:















"Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin!"

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 26 Feb 04 - 09:49 AM

quack!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 24 Feb 04 - 03:30 AM

awlrite then.
reci

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 23 Feb 04 - 04:39 PM

plase try tio spel corectly

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 23 Feb 04 - 08:47 AM

Yeah, some crap egg playing but some good singing, Kate Canary & Max,
among the rest uf us.
eric

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: ced2
Date: 23 Feb 04 - 08:25 AM

A garden pond with an "s" in it.... did you enjoy a good egg-rattlin' day yesterday? I thought the only houses in Halifax with ponds were in Skircoat Green'

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 23 Feb 04 - 06:32 AM

If it was a mill dam my house would be a mill but my house is a house
so it's not a mill dam it's a POND. Very small pond I'll admit but the froggys love it, in fact they are nearly as big a pest as the bleedin penguins.
And any way what's a ' garsden pond '
eric

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: ced2
Date: 23 Feb 04 - 05:52 AM

Didn't know you had a gasrden pond Eric... you sure it's not a mill dam?

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 23 Feb 04 - 04:33 AM

quck quack!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 19 Feb 04 - 01:11 PM

You heard it straight from the king

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Pingu
Date: 19 Feb 04 - 11:19 AM

You have been warned. If any one of you try and eat us, we will be forced to utilise our little known secret powers.

We can astrally project. Now you never knew that did you?

You think we are all standing around in a huddle for warmth eh? No, far from it. With our collective mind control we can enter the brains of killer bees.Has is never crossed your feeble minds that our colourings bear striking similarities?

Any more of this foolish talk and a swarm of biblical proportions will descend upon you.We will sting unto death.

BUZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz take heed.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 19 Feb 04 - 10:01 AM

If I catch another bloody penguin in my garden pond I'll bloodywell show you if I can eat it or not. [ great with chips and Yorkshire pudding ]
eric

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Feb 04 - 09:50 AM

"Penguins are friends...not food!"

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 19 Feb 04 - 09:49 AM

Thanks MMario, I just been to the butchers to get some penguin, [i never tried it before], but butcher just gave me a weird look, and ask if i was on drugs or summat!
he says they dont sell penguin, nearest think they got is chicken.
i will go to the zoo and shoot one, i wonder is there is any penguins at the fish museum in town?
i will go and see.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 19 Feb 04 - 09:42 AM

This is the headquaters of the Penguin Liberation Front.
To come here and say you are going to eat penguins is insane.
You know damn well you daren't even harm a penguin while we are around, we will stop all attempts to harm the penguins.
Nobody escapes us. Be friends with the penguins and you all have nothing to fear

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Feb 04 - 08:09 AM

s6k explain.
eric

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 19 Feb 04 - 07:57 AM

you wont be eating ANY penguins

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 19 Feb 04 - 04:45 AM

I don't eat liver so I guess penguins are OK for me to eat. But they always taste fishy.
eric

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Feb 04 - 07:46 PM

Good morning

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 18 Feb 04 - 06:22 PM

all quiet so far, but as always, stay alert

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 02:38 PM

i will still be laughing at that tomorrow!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 09:40 AM

and sok try telling that to a man with no legs.
eric

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 09:38 AM

So is mine and she's not a even feckin penguin.
eric

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Pingu
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 09:31 AM

The whole of my mother in law is poisonous.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: MMario
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 09:27 AM

JOhn - I believe only the liver of penguins are poisonous.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: ced2
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 08:42 AM

Does anyone remember a group of penguins called something like "The Chinstrap Penguins Brotherhood (Marxist-Leninist). They had a paper called "The Waddler", a sombre sort of thing. They were always polite when they had a gathering. They would stand and very politley address who was ever incubating the most eggs ans squart in measured tones (non of this hecking from the back whilst another 'guin was squarking. They used to regard Albania as their spiritual home and old Penvar as their leader though I believe some of them had a liking for Kim Ill Guin.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 06:36 AM

I heard you cant eat penguins, [there poisunus], wahts the point of an animal that you cant eat!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: ced2
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 06:30 AM

I thought it was live on your flippers.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 05:43 AM

You cannot silence us penguins forever. it is better to die on your feet than live on your knees

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 05:36 AM

Stop this NOW it is getting very silly, you are all under arrest.
SSM eric

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: ced2
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 05:14 AM

Were there not some Euro-squids as well, infact did they not have a flipper-up about the successor to the Adele Worker the Moaning Star-fish?

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Marrowfat
Date: 13 Feb 04 - 02:35 PM

I remember Uncle Joe's Fish Tankies - and his mint balls - kept the old gulags warm.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: ced2
Date: 13 Feb 04 - 02:06 PM

That could just be so M. Eric Le Rouge, but then again I did think about moving ti Halifax in the early nineties and decided not to! However I remember Joe's Kremlin Shufflers. Those penguins used to sell their paper round our way; if I remember rightly it was called the "Adele Worker".

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 11:00 PM

ced2, gulag? could be an improvement on Keighley.
Are penguins ' wobblies '
eric

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 04:36 PM

Any penguin is a penguin in need

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Marrowfat
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 02:10 PM

I've not had too much trouble with Joe's Kremlin Shufflers but there's a bunch of entryists called New Penguins who've almost hijacked some branches of the movement. They talk about the third way but no one can find it. What else is there to life than fish and krill. But it is more comfortable now that we know how far away the polar bears are.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Greater Auks Against Penguins
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 12:11 PM

GAAP calls for ALL Auks to rise and expel these Antipodiean Penguins from our territorial waters! Just because convergent evolution has made them capable of filling our ecological niche does not make it right, moral, or even politically correct!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Bertie the Bolshie
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 12:01 PM

Its the Gulag for you ced2!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: ced2
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 11:11 AM

I am interested to hear that the WRP (Workers Revolutionary Penguins)have ceased to give you trouble, you may be able to avoid a future slaughtering! However do not lower your flipper; it is reputed that the ICP (Interpenguinal Crill Party) will call for the flippers and bills of those who they regard as being traitors in the vanguard of the penguinist struggle!! As for the Socialist Workers Penguins; the less said the better though I do understand that they too have little upsets when they drive off those penguins who have sold out to the ruling Emperors. I actually knew 3 chinstraps who were so flippered, they flapped about for years afterwards getting excessively excitable at anything swimming past.
Incidentally have you experienced trouble with a rare breed, generally leaning sycophantically to the right known as Joe's Kremlin Shufflers?

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Marrowfat
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 10:52 AM

That is why our negotiations have taken so long. (Are you really pedant under another guise and are taking this thread seriously - have a glass of wine and loosen up.)

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 10:49 AM

piffle, Raedwulf! I have a number over 500 in-the-air nose-first! 4 of my 5 highest scores were NOT sliding/bouncing.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 09:53 AM

Given that for the most part Polar bears are ARCTIC and penguins ANTARTIC this shouldn't be hard.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Marrowfat
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 09:51 AM

ced2

not only that but we had problems with the SWP (Socialist Worker Penguins) trying to hijack our demos. The WRP (Workers Revolutionary Penguins) were almost as bad. Now we like to think that these days are in the past and we have matured as an organisation. We have almost settled our differences with the polar bears but they will have to take down the wall and recognise our territorial integrity.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: ced2
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 08:51 AM

I heard that that was malicous gossip spread by malevolent members of another penguin organisation called Penguinist Voice (PV). They were based in Manchester, mainly in the academic bits in that city and had applied for a Government Grant to stop the exploitation of sister penguins in the Guano factories on South Georgia. They (PV) were turned down because M.I.6 believed that they had supported Argentinian Emporer Penguins when they attemted to sieze those islands in 1982.