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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Charley Noble Date: 05 May 03 - 06:08 PM You can lead a horse to water but you can't grow moss on its back! Well, maybe that's too long; I could substitute "colt". Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Mark Clark Date: 05 May 03 - 02:26 PM W |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: EJ Date: 05 May 03 - 02:13 PM A funny short song... "Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life." Well. Not short, but funny. |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: dick greenhaus Date: 05 May 03 - 12:14 PM For short song list: Slack your rope, hangman, slack it for...arrrgh! or We were 40 miles from Albany, forget it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Schantieman Date: 05 May 03 - 11:00 AM Again? |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST Date: 05 May 03 - 07:01 AM A horse goes into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST Date: 05 May 03 - 06:29 AM Shortest song "I'll sing you a song and it won't take long, Policemen have no fathers." |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: gnu Date: 05 May 03 - 06:05 AM "Cadet, what would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" "Call for backup, sir." |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Tam the bam fraeSaltcoatsScotland Date: 04 May 03 - 06:36 AM New Labour Party/Lib Dems and their leaders |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Helen Date: 03 May 03 - 09:28 PM You're right, Jenny. |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Stephen L. Rich Date: 03 May 03 - 08:54 PM The world's shortest joke? Life Stephen Lee |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: JennyO Date: 03 May 03 - 02:31 PM Little Johnny Howard (Australian Prime Minister) |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Fifer Date: 03 May 03 - 01:29 PM Knock Knock..."Who's there?" "AMNESIA" "Amnesia who?" " Errr??? Ummm??????" This is when you say He's forgotten ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Helen Date: 02 May 03 - 08:55 PM BS: Mudcat challenge: 100 word story exactly http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=37563&messages=116 |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Helen Date: 02 May 03 - 08:45 PM When silly people say to me Why do you want to go to sea? My answer plain will always be I only want to go to see. A woodworm goes into a pub and says is the bartender here. Two cannibals eating a clown. One says "Does this taste funny to you?" Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down? A: It quacks up. All right, I know they aren't the shortest jokes, but... This thread reminds me of the 100 word story thread I started quite a while back. Might have to find it and refresh it and give you guys another challenge. Helen |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: PageOfCups Date: 02 May 03 - 08:09 PM Aim low, sheriff - they're ridin' shetlands. PoC |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: leprechaun Date: 02 May 03 - 01:11 PM A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST, heric Date: 02 May 03 - 12:50 PM When is bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand. |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: The O'Meara Date: 02 May 03 - 12:36 PM My 2nd favorite Limerick : There was a young man from Perdue Whose Limerick lines numbered two My 1st favorite Limerick: There was a young man from Verdun O'Meara |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Trevor Date: 02 May 03 - 10:00 AM It's not the shortest but I like it... When does Saddam have his breakfast?.... When Tariq Aziz |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: HuwG Date: 02 May 03 - 09:24 AM Conversation between two pirates: "Aaargh!" "Aaargh!" Oh, dear ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: fantum Date: 02 May 03 - 07:14 AM Conversation between two cowboys, "Yup" "Yup" Hard to believe Im going to send this |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Susanl Date: 02 May 03 - 04:04 AM What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? DAM!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Cluin Date: 02 May 03 - 03:12 AM Drowsy Maggie Sleepy Maggie Comatose Maggie (Optional lead-in to the medley: Loagy Maggie) |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,pdc Date: 02 May 03 - 01:15 AM From George Carlin: One tequila Two tequila Three tequila Floor. |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Mr Red Date: 01 May 03 - 07:36 PM - Turned-up Toes |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Joe_F Date: 01 May 03 - 06:26 PM The graduations on a whiskey bottle: - Jocose - Morose - Bellicose - Comatose |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Charley Noble Date: 01 May 03 - 06:03 PM . |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: vectis Date: 01 May 03 - 06:00 PM A man walked into a bar "Ouch!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST, heric Date: 01 May 03 - 03:54 PM Gore Licks Bush |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Beccy Date: 01 May 03 - 03:42 PM Sorry... that last one was supposed to read: "Hey... is that the saxophone player's supermodel girlfriend?" and one more... "Hey... Is that the saxophone player's fan club?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Beccy Date: 01 May 03 - 03:39 PM "Hey... Is that the saxophone player's girlfriend?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Beccy Date: 01 May 03 - 03:38 PM "Hey... is that the saxophone player's Porsche?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,M'Grath of Altcar Date: 01 May 03 - 03:35 PM Honest Joseph it was an angel........ |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: hesperis Date: 25 Oct 00 - 11:59 AM "Dylan" |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard Date: 25 Oct 00 - 07:57 AM I stayed in bed on a May morning... |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: belter Date: 25 Oct 00 - 07:29 AM There was Peter (the short version) There was Peter siting in the corner dead. |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 25 Oct 00 - 05:28 AM Where I come from it would be: "Roger sings." RtS |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard Date: 25 Oct 00 - 04:16 AM One fine day in the middle of the night Two dead men got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other... |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Guest still Date: 25 Oct 00 - 12:06 AM Don't know who wrote it but I like it!
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: harpmolly Date: 24 Oct 00 - 08:42 PM As a 25-year-old woman measuring 4 feet, 7 inches tall, I would like to register my objection to this thread as a whole. My solicitor will shor--er, soon be in touch with you regarding compensation for mental anguish. Dammit, if I have to fight with the bouncer every damned time I want a pint or simply an hour at the bar, someone's going to pay!!! ;) (Do I win the "most random thread extension" prize for the day? :D) Molly
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Naemanson Date: 23 Oct 00 - 01:57 PM Speaking of short folk songs I heard this one at Mystic several years ago. It is sung to the tune of The Mermaid: The true Story of the only voyage of His Swedish Majesty's Famous and Most Powerful Warship, The Vasa. It was Friday morn and we set sail, And we sank to the bottom of the sea. |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Wincing Devil Date: 23 Oct 00 - 12:45 PM World's shortest dirty joke.(4th grade humor): A white horse fell in a mud puddle. Told you it was 4th grade humor!)
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard Date: 23 Oct 00 - 07:16 AM Ever had Chicken Tarka? It's like Chicken Tikka, only a little 'otter... |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,CraigS Date: 23 Oct 00 - 01:15 AM Rent collector: Rent? Andy Capp: Spent! -Reg Smythe |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard Date: 22 Oct 00 - 12:00 PM Clarification! Depends on your pronunciation! For it to work, you have to say it to rhyme with 'gone', not 'bone'!! Longest word - starts with 'm', ends with 'm', has 9768 letters and means 'constipation'... (Clue - all the letters are 'm'!!). |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Lox Date: 22 Oct 00 - 11:39 AM Fastest Cake, Scone......> lox |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard Date: 22 Oct 00 - 11:31 AM A cannibal passed his friend... |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: GUEST,Uwe Schmidt Date: 22 Oct 00 - 11:29 AM The shortest for musicians: two musicians pass a pub... |
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke From: Bernard Date: 22 Oct 00 - 10:47 AM Two fish in a tank. One says 'Is it my turn to drive?' |
