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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 11 Jan 10 - 01:59 PM Palin v. Gore...?????? Gosh, has America deteriorated THAT far??? Well, come to think of it, judging from the last few decades of administrations, and national dialogue.....I think so! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Little Hawk Date: 11 Jan 10 - 01:58 PM Far better known, it seems, than your own, sir. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Amos Date: 11 Jan 10 - 01:39 PM Sure thing, LH--I am just putting out smokescreen for the Dems, being a secret activist for Dems everywhere... sheeshe!! Look, its about time you took over your rose-colored simian glasses. man. Chongo's disreputable past is well known. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Little Hawk Date: 11 Jan 10 - 01:12 PM One thing for sure, Cheney was not walking away alive from that confrontation. Meanwhile, Amos is spreading the usual Democratic lies and innuendo about Chongo. And why? Because they fear the APP's clout at the polls in 2012, that's why. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Amos Date: 11 Jan 10 - 12:52 PM Chongo is the one who came back. Sarah figured she was there as part of God's plan, so she paid no attention to the route and couldn't find her way out. Cheney shot Palin in the face and got gutshot in exchange and bled to death while Palin explained that he "looked just like a moose!". Chongo, with his quick reflexes, got out of the line of fire during this exchange and climbed high up a tree so he could chatter condemnations on them both. From there he could see the zookeeper waving to him from back at base, so he made his way safely home. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Ebbie Date: 11 Jan 10 - 12:50 PM Oh no. Don't tell me. Another hero bites the dust. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Amos Date: 11 Jan 10 - 12:41 PM IT strikes me as a little too convenient for Little Hawk that he can just willy-nilly assert that there is no record of Chongo's birth. Chongo parades around Chicago packing heat and buyiong booze and chasing broads. But ask him to answer up about who he is and where his family is and, oh my, nobody knows!! I'll tell you why Chongo and Little Hawk have dreamed up this little conspiracy of unknowness. It's a cover up so Chongo doesn't have to be publicly embarrassed by the truth. Yes, the truth!! The truth about abandoning his aged mother in a cold water walkup flat in the Chicago slums, with a baby sister barely able to walk and no visible means of support. The truth about breaking his mother's heart, and his sister's heart, and leaving them both to starve so he could go play fly-by-night, drink whiskey and act tough in nightclubs. When he was knocking down enough dough guarding speakeasy delivery trucks to buy new fedoras and trench-coats and drink good bourbon, he ignored his starving mother and baby sister Chinga. Finally out of desperation, Chinga started turning tricks to keep body and soul together and pay the rent. That one's own family should be driven to such desperate straits is shameful, not to say sinful, but Chongo wants it all swept under the carpet. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Ebbie Date: 11 Jan 10 - 11:35 AM "Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney and Chongo went hunting....... Only one came back. Which one and why? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Bobert Date: 11 Jan 10 - 07:44 AM Okay, folks, we have the beginnings of a joke here... Unfortunately I'm gettin' ready to go freeze my boney butt off at my renovation project so I'll leave the rest up to you but here is how it starts: "Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney and Chongo went hunting....... Ya'll have at it... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Riginslinger Date: 11 Jan 10 - 07:38 AM Sounds like just another sex-starved chimp to me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Little Hawk Date: 11 Jan 10 - 12:40 AM That is the side of Sarah that Chongo can really relate to. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Alice Date: 10 Jan 10 - 11:01 PM Little Red Riding Hood Sarah Palin |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Dec 09 - 10:39 PM She won't get to do that as long as Renata is around. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Bobert Date: 24 Dec 09 - 02:58 PM He won't after Sarah runs him thru her orientation program... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Dec 09 - 02:26 PM That wouldn't be fair. Chongo believes in a fair fight. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Bobert Date: 23 Dec 09 - 06:07 PM Great!!! Maybe Sarah can get Chongo to hold Al while she punches away at his midsection... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Dec 09 - 12:12 PM Chongo has longer arms than Sarah. He could do it, no problem. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Riginslinger Date: 23 Dec 09 - 10:26 AM I'm surprised she could get an arm around a head that big. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Bobert Date: 23 Dec 09 - 08:43 AM Okay, what the heck... ...300!!! BTW, last I looked Ms. Sarah still had poor ol' Al in a headlock and was flailin' away on him... Wherer's a ref when you need one??? B |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Dec 09 - 01:28 AM It's way too early to predict anything about the next campaign. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Q (Frank Staplin) Date: 22 Dec 09 - 08:16 PM The next campaign will be 'slice and dice,' to put it politely. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Bobert Date: 22 Dec 09 - 06:17 PM Fifteeen mnutes with Ms. Sarah and Chongo will be askin', "Little who???" so ya' might as well keep him safe in Canada, LH... He ain't ready fir this... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Dec 09 - 02:40 PM Chongo has an absolutely profound respect for "dames", Ebarnacle. He has always been a perfect gentleman around women. Matter of fact, he pretty much worships the ground they walk on...still he won't let himself be henpecked or pushed around by the object of his worship either. He is as chivalrous as can be, but he's no wimp or pushover! This is a good combination of characteristics for a male. He exemplifies all of those masculine qualities ascribed to the noble heros in women's romance novels...aside from the fact that he's not 6 feet tall with chiseled acquiline features that look like Rex Morgan or Paul Newman or Viggo Mortensen. His dentition is every bit as good as Scharzenneggers. Maybe better, because he doesn't have that unsightly gap between the 2 front teeth like Ahnold does. Unfortunately there is no original birth certificate. Chongo's folks were not literate, they were bush apes. Nobody had I.D. in his family back then. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 22 Dec 09 - 02:08 PM Chicago politician from Africa? Its a small world ain't it? Is Kenya in West central Africa? I demand to see a birth certificate! And even if the Republican governor of Hawaii vouches for him, I'll demand to see it again! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: EBarnacle Date: 22 Dec 09 - 01:56 PM Pork is definitely safer than bush meat. On cigars, Chongo and the Governator are certainly equal. Ditto in their respect for dames. Actually, Chongo may come out a bit ahead. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Q (Frank Staplin) Date: 22 Dec 09 - 01:13 PM Chongo will need the backing of the Chicago machine to get anywhere in politics. This means providing lots of pork at all levels. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Don Firth Date: 22 Dec 09 - 01:02 PM "The only problem would be all the damn cigar smokers everywhere. And the gunfights and drive-by shootings on main street. However, no place is perfect, is it??" Well . . . Chicago, after all. . . . Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Ebbie Date: 22 Dec 09 - 11:38 AM It does sound exciting. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Dec 09 - 10:35 AM Well, it would take a lot to get me to move to Chicago...I've seen Chicago from the air! Ouch. ;-) And I love being in Canada. However, I am already doing work for Chongo. I would certainly consider helping him with his campaign in 2012. Would I would want to live in a country of which Chongo is the President? Yeah. I think it would be fun and exciting. The only problem would be all the damn cigar smokers everywhere. And the gunfights and drive-by shootings on main street. However, no place is perfect, is it? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Ebbie Date: 22 Dec 09 - 12:48 AM And will you move to Chicago, Little Hawk, so you can vote for him? I know, I know that you have to wait five years before you can become a naturalized citizen but hey, no one can stop you working for him. On the other hand, are you sure you would want to live in a country of which he is the President? Garbled sentence but then so are... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Don Firth Date: 22 Dec 09 - 12:47 AM Hell, Little Hawk, I'll vote for him! I'll even campaign for him. Let me know when the time comes!! Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Dec 09 - 12:08 AM That would probably depend heavily on what policies he decides to publicly support or oppose when he campaigns, Ebarnacle. ;-) Chongo is a bit of an oddity politically since he is quite reactionary in some respects but quite liberal (if not downright radical) in others. For instance, he is totally in favor of gun ownership and wishes to encourage it as much as possible, but he is totally opposed to USA military adventures in Iraq and Afghanistan. He wants to cut the Pentagon's funding in half and dismantle the Federal Reserve and put the dollar back on the gold and silver standard, but he favors loosening up the liquor laws and giving 16 year-olds the vote. He believes women should be equal in every way to men, but insists on his right to still refer to them as "dames" in any case. He's in favor of interspecies marriage. He wants to revitalize the space program and send men and apes to Mars by 2018 and do it not as a USA effort, but as an international effort representing all nations since "this here planet is all one place, one home, and we oughta act that way". He wants to end pointless confrontations between political states and find common ground through trade and cultural exchange. He wants to reclaim forestland worldwide, get off oil dependency, and fund alternative energy projects of every kind. If he handles it cleverly he could reach right across party lines with these courageous policies. On the other hand, if he screws it up he could end up registering less than 1% of the vote... Ebbie, I met Chongo in O'Hare Airport on a trip I made once to the west coast. We got to discussing Edgar Rice Burroughs books, found that we had both read them all in our youth, and it was the beginning of a great friendship. That was back in '88. Chongo is an amazingly long-lived and healthy chimp for his age. He attributes this to a steady diet of "cigars, whiskey, danger, and dames". I personally think he's just got a very, very tough constition. Most people (and apes for that matter) would have died long ago if they carried on the way Chongo does. Chongo realizes that it's unconstitutional right now for him to be president, because he wasn't born in the USA, but he figures that... 1. there will be a constitutional amemdment changing that in the next couple of years because... 2. Obama will do it to shut up the birthers, thus depriving them of their issue, and... 3. The Republicans will cleverly back the amendment so that they can run Arnold Schwarzenneger next time and capture the White House!!!!!!!! The only thing that will be able to save America from a Schwarzennegger/Palin presidency that will rapidly become a full-blown dictatorship beginning in 2013 will be to vote in Chongo's APP in 2012! Keep this in mind, folks. You know what you will have to do next time to avoid total disaster. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: EBarnacle Date: 21 Dec 09 - 11:43 PM Even so, the Constitution states that he must be born an American citizen... Of course, if he becomes born again in the U.S., that raises and interesting question for the Religious Right. Do they support him as born again in America or start a "Birther" controversy a la Palin? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Ebbie Date: 21 Dec 09 - 07:30 PM How did you make his acquaintance, Litle Hawk? If I rec'lec c'reckly you are a tad younger. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Little Hawk Date: 21 Dec 09 - 06:16 PM He's a landed immigrant. Came across from Africa on a banana boat in the late 20's. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Q (Frank Staplin) Date: 21 Dec 09 - 06:09 PM A nother of these illegal aliens? A member of a visible minority? Is he here to steal our nutpickers nuts? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Little Hawk Date: 21 Dec 09 - 05:59 PM Hmmm. Good point, Don. But you mustn't call it "poopflinging", because that would be specist!!! Remember...it isn't about what actually happens or about what is actually done or intended or accomplished...it's ALL about avoiding the use of words that offend various constituencies. That must not be permitted! Let's just keep our priorities straight now. ;-) Yes, politicians engage in smears, rumours, outright lies, evasions, disinformation, cynical character attacks, unscrupulous use of innuendo, etc....but for God's sake don't call it "poopflinging" unless you wish to get a lot of primates very, very upset. Amos, we all know who YOU are working for. Humph! Enough said! (walking away with deeply offended look that clearly says, "Mister, your credit is all used up around here!") |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Amos Date: 21 Dec 09 - 05:47 PM Only for simians... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Don Firth Date: 21 Dec 09 - 05:27 PM But isn't poopflinging an essential part of politics? Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Little Hawk Date: 21 Dec 09 - 05:04 PM I just want to clear up one thing. Chongo was NOT conceived and born in Canada. He was conceived and born in west central Africa (exact location uncertain). It is also untrue that Chongo, when elected, plans to establish death panels to do away with people who use the specist term "poopflinger". They will not be exterminated, they will simply be fined and then beaten severely with a rubber hose to teach them a good lesson! That was 2 things, wasn't it? Okay, so I'm not perfect. Sue me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Don Firth Date: 21 Dec 09 - 02:43 PM The problem is that that kind of talent, the world can live better without. Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Q (Frank Staplin) Date: 21 Dec 09 - 02:37 PM You have to admit she has talent. A real, eye-catching story. Her death panel story, in various reincarnations, shows up in 'pass it on' emails, especially in the south and states with a large evangelical population. I have received several. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Amos Date: 21 Dec 09 - 01:59 PM Sarah Palin told 'biggest lie of the year' Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has won the dubious honour of telling the biggest political lie of the year. By Paul Thompson Published: 5:36PM GMT 21 Dec 2009 Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin Photo: AP A panel of experts ruled her claim the Obama administration was planning to introduce "death panels" was chosen as the most misleading statement of 2009. Palin, 45, made the claim on her Facebook page at the height of the debate over President Obama's plans to reform the US health care system. She wrote: "My parents or my baby with Down syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide whether they are worthy of health care." But the website PolitiFact.com found that there were never any plans to introduce so called "death panels" to decide who should live or die. According to the website Palin's statement on her Facebook page generated a huge controversy and was mentioned almost 6,000 times over the next two months. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Ebbie Date: 21 Dec 09 - 01:49 PM That is also my understanding, Rig. Off in the upper corner of Canada it is warm, leafy and humid- perfect for chimps. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Riginslinger Date: 21 Dec 09 - 01:22 PM Of course, chimpanzees are native to Canada. We don't have them much down here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: EBarnacle Date: 21 Dec 09 - 01:05 PM We would also need a constitutional amendment to allow him to run. It is my understanding that he was conceived and born in Canada. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Don Firth Date: 21 Dec 09 - 01:01 PM Yeah, Poor Ronnie! He never did get the good lines in the movies, such as "I'll be back!" Or, "Go ahead, punk! Make my day!" Somehow "No, no, Bonzo! Go on the paper!!" Just doesn't have quite the same ring. . . . Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Little Hawk Date: 21 Dec 09 - 12:32 PM Yes... (grin) But apparently Sarah doesn't see herself in that role. Never forget that Ronald Reagan got out-acted by a chimp. It's a serious possibility that the average chimpanzee would do a considerably better job in office than the average human president has done in the past 5 or 6 decades. We just need to get public consciousness in America to move past the "bamboo celing" and we will find out...when Chongo Chimp gets elected. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Ebbie Date: 21 Dec 09 - 12:28 PM :), Rig |
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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore... From: Don Firth Date: 21 Dec 09 - 12:11 PM I think Little Hawk's got something there. I can easily see Sarah Palin as second banana to a chimpanzee. (Hmm. That conjures up some weird images.) Don Firth |
