Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: PHJim Date: 03 Jan 13 - 06:50 PM We three kings of Orient are Trying to smoke a rubber cigar. It was loaded and exploded Sent us to yonder star. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST,Jessica Date: 03 Jan 13 - 02:50 PM This is what my teacher told me on April fools day. Jingle bells, shotgun shells, granny had a gun, shot me in the underpants and boy I had to run I don't know why she did cause it wasn't even Xmas!!! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST Date: 11 Jan 12 - 06:24 AM This is the version we sang at school (circa 1985) Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away and the joker lost his motor on the motorway, hey. This is a version my brother told me of We three kings (circa 1990's) We three kings of orient are, one in a taxi, one in a car. One on a scooter,smoking a zooter and wearing a wonderbra! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Something Smells (Jingle Bells) From: mayomick Date: 06 Dec 11 - 06:37 AM I heard two kids on the bus singing yesterday: Santa Claus , Santa Claus , how much do you weigh? I'm glad I'm not the reindeer that has to pull your sleigh |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Something Smells (Jingle Bells) From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 06 Dec 11 - 02:41 AM Jingle Bells, Batman smells from fifteen miles away, He blows his nose on Cheerios, and eats them everyday. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Something Smells (Jingle Bells) From: GUEST,destinee Date: 05 Dec 11 - 08:31 PM jingle bells batmans smell who are you to say he shot a tree and made it pe and now he has to pay |
Subject: dashing through the trees From: GUEST,me 00 11 22 33 44 55 66 77 88 99 1010 Date: 09 Dec 10 - 05:03 AM dashing through the trees with an pair of brocken skis i kinda think i am dead i woke up in the hospital with stitches on mt head hay ..... |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: Amos Date: 17 Feb 10 - 02:26 PM TIna: Start your own thread. A |
Subject: Jingle Bells,dashing through the snow on ... From: GUEST,GUEST Date: 11 Feb 10 - 11:08 AM Dashing through the snow on a pair of broken skis oh that feels we know crashing into trees OW! OW! OW! the snow is turning red or i think i'm almost dead Oh no! I'm in the hospital with cigarettes in bed! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST Date: 21 Dec 09 - 06:23 PM i learned it as we three kings of orient are we go pee on rubber cigars they were loaded they exploded now we are traveling far |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST,Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 14 Oct 09 - 08:46 PM While Shepherds washed there Socks by night They ordered Fish and Chips. The Angel of the Lord came down... And charged them one and six. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: Dave Hunt Date: 14 Oct 09 - 06:53 PM Ah - must be getting near Christmas again!! We three Beatles of Liverpool are John in a taxi, George in a car Paul on a scooter blowing his hooter Following Ringo Starr ____________________ Jingle Bells, Batman smells Robins gone away Catwoman lost her knickers on the M6 motorway _________________ We three kings of Orient are, trying to smoke this Hamlet cigar It was loaded... it exploded.... BANG We two kings of orient etc....BANG I'm a king from Orient far, trying to smoke etc.... BANG........................... SILENT NIGHT ___________________ Our condoms are the very best , the very best that's made They come in several sizes both of leather and of suede They don't give much protection 'cause our staff are underpaid But we guarantee both comfort and joy, comfort and joy Yes we guaranteed both comfort and joy ________________________ Comfort and Joy to you all! Dave |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, From: GUEST,me Date: 14 Oct 09 - 06:28 PM Dashing through the snow on a par of broken skis over the hills we go crashing into trees " ouch ouch ouch" the snow's turning red i think im almost dead all i want for christmas is to be in a hospital in bed!ohhhhhhhhhhhhh........... |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST,Tipsy Turvy Date: 21 Dec 08 - 04:50 AM I remember this one from primary school: Joy to the World, John Howards dead, We barbecued his head. He didn't pay his taxes, We chopped him up with axes, Joy to the World John Howards dead. I went to his coffin, I went to his grave. Everyone threw flowers, I threw a grenade. The coffin went up, the coffin came down, the coffin went splat all over the ground Joy to the World John Howards dead. I looked in his coffin, He wasn't quite dead. So I pulled out a bazooka and blew off his head Joy to the World John Howards dead. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST,Jonny Sunshine Date: 15 Dec 08 - 12:36 PM I never knew there were so many versions. This is what we used to sing in Reading in around 1977 Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin flew away father Christmas lost his whiskers on the M4 motorway Don't you just love the oral tradition? ;-) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST Date: 14 Dec 08 - 04:33 PM Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost its wheel and Joker got away, hey. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST,Jessica C. Date: 13 Dec 08 - 01:24 PM sorry I kinda messed up the first one Dashing though the snow in a pair of broken skis over the hills we go crashing into trees my face is getting red I think I'm almost dead somebody call the ambulence befor I lose my head Oh! Jingle presents Beat the pheasants reindeer taste like spam kick an elf and enjoy yourself and have a cup of cheer! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST,Jessica C. Date: 13 Dec 08 - 01:15 PM try to finish the blanks Dashing though the snow in a pair of broken skis over the hills we go crashing into trees my face is getting red I think I'm almost dead somebody call the ambulence befor I lose my head Oh! _ _ _ _ reindeer taste like spam kick an elephant and enjoy yourself and have a cup of cheer! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST,Guest Cath Date: 11 Dec 08 - 06:36 PM From my schooldays, coming on 50 years ago: Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away, Batmobile's got no wheels And that's what we all say, hey, Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin broke his wing, Batmobile's got no wheels, And that's what we all sing. |
Subject: RE;Dashing in the snow From: GUEST,person123 Date: 11 Dec 08 - 04:27 PM dashing through the snow on a pair of broken skis over the hills we go crashing into trees the snow is turnng red i think im gonna be dead i woke up in the hospital with chickens on my head ohh jingle bells shotgun shells batman laid a gun he shot his butt in pizza hut in 1941 hey |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST,Boobs(: Date: 07 Dec 08 - 04:18 PM Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military… [it's not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head. I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I'll kill you… I KILL YOUOUOU! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: Nigel Parsons Date: 02 Dec 08 - 06:16 AM Pete (Banjoman) You are one sick individual. I like it!! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: banjoman Date: 01 Dec 08 - 11:09 AM Hark the herald angels sing Beechams pills are just the thing They are gentle they are mild Two for a man and one for a child If you want to go to heaven You should take a dose of seven If you want to go to hell Eat the ruddy box as well One of many lost in the mists of time Pete |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST,Hong Kong in the early 80s (from British fri Date: 01 Dec 08 - 09:59 AM Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin laid an egg Wonder woman lost her bosom On her way to bed Hey |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: trevek Date: 01 Dec 08 - 07:54 AM Jingle Bells. Batman Smells. Robin's flown away. The batmobile lost a wheel and The Joker said "Hooray!" |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: Barbara Date: 30 Nov 08 - 11:50 PM I'm sure I've posted this before, but it's a classic. I learned it from my 10 yr old (she's now 22). Joy to the world that Santa's dead. We barbecued his head. And what about the body? We flushed it down the potty, And round and round it goes, Round and round it goes, Rou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound it goes. Blessings, Barbara |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Something Smells (Jingle Bells) From: GUEST Date: 30 Nov 08 - 10:52 PM jingle bells batman smells robin flew away he did a fart behind a cart and blew up the ira |
Subject: eveyones lyrics are wrong From: GUEST,therightperson Date: 30 Nov 08 - 06:55 PM it's Dashing through the snow on a pair of broken skis, over the hills we go crashing into trees (hahaha), snow is turning red Santa's almost dead, Rudolph took a 2 by 4 and smashed him in the head |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST,jason Date: 17 Mar 08 - 05:08 PM jingle bells school smells mr.robin laid an egg dressed in teal fucked ms.veal then ran away oh. lol jason 11 |
Subject: dashing through the snow From: GUEST,crissi Date: 21 Dec 07 - 08:17 PM Dashing through the snow on a pair of broken skis, Ore the clifs we go...smashing into tree. (Ow, Ow, Ow) The snow is turning red, I think I'm almost dead, I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head. Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me! A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride, on my snowmobile with stitches stI'll in my side. (Ooh, Ooh, Ooh) I hit a patch of ice, it wasn't very nice, you'd think I learned the first time but again I pay the price. Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me! I've learned very well, that when the weater's bad, I won't go out on anymore adventures like I had. When winter comes again, I don't think I will roam, I almost got killed twice this year so I think I'll stay home. Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me! i love this song it is so funny i heard it from my friend today |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: melyssa Date: 16 Dec 07 - 10:28 AM I haven't thought of Alan Sherman since I was in elementary school. I used to listen to the album My Son the Folk Singer all the time at my grandmothers house. Sir Greenbaums Madrigal was my favorite. Back to the topic...here is a version of that we used to sing in Minnesota. Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid and egg Joker turned around the corner ...... Can't seem to remember the last part of it. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST,ROD Date: 16 Dec 07 - 02:51 AM Jingle bells batman smells 50 miles away he blows his nose with cherreeos and eats em everyday |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST,dorette2007 Date: 15 Dec 07 - 05:11 PM We three kings of orient are trying to smoke a rotten cigar 2 on a tricycle 3 on a bicycle one in a donkey cart oh! bread and butter chicken and pear this is all that we can spare Tom ran in a took a bite a swear that he could win the fight (I learn this chorus when I was a small child growing up) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST Date: 09 Dec 07 - 08:35 AM jingle bells santa smells he's been drunk all day hey! i dont know the rest... |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST,cookster Date: 04 Dec 07 - 06:08 PM Skiing down a slope in a pair of broken skis over hills we go running into trees. I think I'm almost dead I got knocked in the head,and now I'm in the hospital,and the sheets are turning red. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST Date: 04 Dec 07 - 04:24 PM Jingle Bells Batman smells Robin layed an egg Mr.Freez had took the cheese and I don't know the rest hey |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST,Guest Ross Date: 14 Dec 06 - 07:59 AM Similar to the New Zealand, Australian version, around 1979... Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin flew away Wonder Woman lost her nickers, Flying TAA - Hey! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 25 Oct 05 - 02:40 PM Jingle bells Batman smells Robin's ran away, He blows his nose on Cheerios, And eats them every day. Seamus |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST,Van Date: 25 Oct 05 - 10:00 AM Jingle bells batman smells Robin's ran away The batmobile has lost its wheels And landed in the hay Scottish mid 60s |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: Lancashire Lad Date: 25 Oct 05 - 03:38 AM This thread ties in nicely with a playground "chant" my friends 7 year old son just ressurected. This is a "taunt' to girls in the playground and accompanied by animated pointing to various anatomical areas. Milk, milk, lemonade. Round the corner, chocolates made. The simple things in life eh! Cheers LL |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: Uke Date: 24 Oct 05 - 08:37 PM New Zealand, around 1979... Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin ran away Wonder Woman lost her bosom On the motorway - Hey! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: Azizi Date: 23 Oct 05 - 10:00 PM Okay folks, it's been almost 4 years. Surely we're adult enough to let the naughty child in us have some innocent {??!!} fun. Here's a version of the jingle bells rhyme that GUEST,Rob may have been referring to in his 14 Dec 01 post: Dashing through the snow on a pair of broken skis over the hills we go crashing into trees {bam bam bam} the snow is turning red I think I might be dead Oh no! I'm in the hospital with needles in my head Jingle bells jingle bells Santa {Claus} is dead because Rudolph took a 22 and shot him in the head Oh, Barbie girl barbie girl tried to save his life. But Ken from Mexico stabbed her with a knife. {thanks to Alexandra, age 13 years} Does anybody else remember another versions of this or other children's parodies? |
Subject: RE: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: Cluin Date: 17 Dec 02 - 01:03 PM Jingle Bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg The Batmobile lost a wheel the Joker got away (or "so they used it as a sleigh") Jingle Bells, Batman smells Robin flew away He dropped a fart behind a cart While reading Hemingway (???) Jingle Bells, Batman smells Robin flew away Lost his pants in the south of France and found them in Bombay Jingle Bells, Batman smells Robin flew away Wonder Woman lost her bosom... Waitaminnut! That's a shitty one. You can't force that one. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: Leeder Date: 22 Dec 01 - 12:43 PM Getting back to Batman, my son contributed a verse:
Batman's in the kitchen, He's 19 now, but this is what he remembers from his misspent youth. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST,Bud Date: 16 Dec 01 - 07:57 AM The book "Miss Mary Mack" is a collection of such children's ditties, many of which are naughty. The author/collector had to convince the children that she wouldn't tell on them. Amazing that I heard most of them when I was in school. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST,DrWord Date: 16 Dec 01 - 05:43 AM Thanks, Swan, for the reference to the Opies' work. The title [correction] if folk are looking for it, isThe lore and language of schoolchildren |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: Roughyed Date: 16 Dec 01 - 05:32 AM Just found this so I thought I'd experiment with blue clickies The Lore and Language of Schoolchildren |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: Roughyed Date: 16 Dec 01 - 05:21 AM There is a book published some time ago called (I think) tThe language and Lore of Schoolchidlren by Peter and Iona Opie which goes into these songs in lots of fascinating detail. Some of them are hundreds of years old and have been passed down through generations of children. Well worth searching out. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: breezy Date: 15 Dec 01 - 02:00 PM can you help geoff out? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: GUEST,ermintrudeclaire Date: 15 Dec 01 - 12:37 PM jingle bells, jingle bells i'm a morris man i jingle in the morning and i jingle whenever i can i've got bells on me hat and a tankard i drink beer without the fizz and all i want from santa is a beard much bigger than his. |
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