Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work Date: 08 Apr 09 - 07:34 AM Nor me either.... I've been to the vets. You could utilise the Morris dancers in the Occupational Therapy dept, not quite sure what as, but you could utilise them there. LTS |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: Rapparee Date: 07 Apr 09 - 09:55 PM I'm afraid that the Morris dancers may, in their primitive fertility rite, impregnated one or more of the people standing around. I am not one of them; I'm on a pill. |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: SINSULL Date: 07 Apr 09 - 09:50 PM Roger - get the F***in Morris Dancers out of ER. I don't care if their feet are stuck in the bedpans, Then empty the bedpans and sterilize them. I want them so clean that you are ready to lick them!!! Understood??? Severn will be arriving presently. He needs a sanitary environment and REST! No bells. No swords. No sticks. And above all, no Jell-O. Spaw - check into the BS/Wedding thread. If we handle this properly there will be plenty of funds to keep the place running another year and for renovating the padded rooms. BYW, is Neil still locked in one of them? I haven't heard a word out of him since...HMMMM |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 07 Apr 09 - 09:06 AM ...seeing that I seem to have a clone, I'll let him do the work! RtS |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: GUEST,Roger Date: 06 Apr 09 - 07:13 PM Yeeeeeeeeeees, maahster? |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: SINSULL Date: 06 Apr 09 - 03:24 PM Oh No! watch out for the flying swords and hurling bells and sticks, lots of sticks. Jell-O filled bedpans everywhere. Roger! Roger! Get your butt in here NOW! |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: MMario Date: 06 Apr 09 - 03:08 PM Morris hankie-waving dancers trip over bedpans. |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: Rapparee Date: 06 Apr 09 - 02:59 PM Morris-waving hankie dancers leap by. |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: Rapparee Date: 05 Apr 09 - 08:19 PM You'll know, Spaw. Believe me, you'll know. |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: SINSULL Date: 05 Apr 09 - 12:30 PM Hankie waving Morris Dancers leap by... |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: catspaw49 Date: 05 Apr 09 - 09:23 AM Thank you Rap........but as the Center is still awaiting our federal bailout money which is due us as a former CIA asset, I find we are short of capital to advance for this fine offer. However, if you could take it upon yourself to supply the needed transfer funds, the NYCFTTS will give you 40% of the proceeds from not only this fine lady's offer but another 40% of the bailout money as well. When can we expect the transaction to be completed? Spaw |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: Rapparee Date: 05 Apr 09 - 08:20 AM I have forwarded Spaw's bank account information to a nice lady in Nigeria or maybe the Netherlands, one or the other, who is going to transfer sixty million US dollars into it for the NYCFTTS. She only asks that we remember her late father-in-law, who either Minister of Finance or the Head of the National Bank, in some appropriate way and share in the costs of transferring the money to the US. I thought this would be the fastest way for Spaw. No need to thank me. Just doin' my job. |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: Rapparee Date: 04 Apr 09 - 10:51 PM Is that mode Gray? |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: Bill D Date: 04 Apr 09 - 10:21 PM In Dorian mode, I hope.... |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: SINSULL Date: 04 Apr 09 - 09:44 PM Nose flutes? I thought they were...nevermind. The crazed tiple noseflute band has been replaced by the Childless Ballad Singing Morris Dancers. Their first number will be - of course - Dainty Davey, done to the double timed drilling of a diatonic dildo. And a ONE and a TWO and a... |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: Liz the Squeak Date: 04 Apr 09 - 01:52 AM Can I have a P please Bob. LTS |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: Rapparee Date: 03 Apr 09 - 11:35 PM I'm sorry to hear of your problems. Would a few hundred million in stimulus money stimulate you? |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: catspaw49 Date: 03 Apr 09 - 09:37 PM As the Chairman of the board and CEO of the NYCFTTS including the James Taylor Catatonic Blandness Rehab Center, I need to report a few problems we've encountered of late. |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: SINSULL Date: 03 Apr 09 - 08:39 PM Neil Young Center For The Terminally Screwed. Oh dear. Nurse RatcheD is awaiting Severn's arrival. Maybe, Johns Hopkins is best after all. Silly old cow - I spelt it right in the other thread. |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: Rapparee Date: 03 Apr 09 - 08:34 PM Honor, sir? You speak of HONOR? Would you be willing to defend that honor with your blade? |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: Joe Offer Date: 03 Apr 09 - 07:48 PM Google tells me that NYCFTTS is something really important, but I feel honor bound to move it to the non-music section..... It has something to do with New York City, right? -Joe, terminally screwed now, for sure- |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: Bill D Date: 03 Apr 09 - 04:59 PM ALL us peons are in trouble! |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: Rapparee Date: 03 Apr 09 - 04:50 PM Urine trouble now! |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: Stilly River Sage Date: 03 Apr 09 - 04:43 PM Sounds like a royal "WEe" - for all of that urine, I suppose. |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: GUEST,Nurse Ratched Date: 03 Apr 09 - 04:37 PM It's Ratched, dear, with a "d." Mildred Ratched. Keeper of the Combine. We are looking forward to Mr. Severn's occupancy. |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: gnu Date: 03 Apr 09 - 04:32 PM Just a slight refrain. I walked it off. |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: Rapparee Date: 03 Apr 09 - 04:27 PM Have you frained before then? You didn't hurt yourself did you? |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: gnu Date: 03 Apr 09 - 04:17 PM I think I will refrain. |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: Amos Date: 03 Apr 09 - 04:12 PM URine or you're out, as the gambler said to the sado-masochist.... A |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: Rapparee Date: 03 Apr 09 - 04:12 PM At this point I should and could make some awful references to urine and thumbin', but since about 0.00000000000000000000000000001% of the population of the Mudcat (and far lower for the whole world) would understand I shall refrain. Everyone now please join me in the refrain! |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: gnu Date: 03 Apr 09 - 04:03 PM Urine? Not me. Count me out. |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: PoppaGator Date: 03 Apr 09 - 03:31 PM Do you use vodka to prepare the Jell-O? If so, definitely use the little individual paper cups. |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: Rapparee Date: 03 Apr 09 - 03:16 PM Okay, deal. Gnu -- urine? If so, ante up. |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: SINSULL Date: 03 Apr 09 - 02:55 PM How about urine, gnu? It seems we have a choice. |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: gnu Date: 03 Apr 09 - 02:23 PM I don't care for Jello in my cup. |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: SINSULL Date: 03 Apr 09 - 02:14 PM EEWWWWWW! Bulk Jell-O mixup or those little individual cups too? |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: SINSULL Date: 03 Apr 09 - 09:36 AM I thought I had put it below the line. The clones probably think some UK pub has re-opened. LOL |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 03 Apr 09 - 08:59 AM [NB Prolly should be below the line, podners] 'Catters may wonder why I haven't been at the Tavern recently. Well after the mix-up with the jello deliveries- you may remember I was also emptying bedpans at the NYCFTTS at the time- well, what with the sick leave and the litigation and the restraining order and all, I've had to be an inmate not an intern,here, but it'll be nice to see some new patients now I'm out of quarantine. Apparently they had to burn my washboard because of contamination (so they said). RtS Patient #101 Ex-bedpan disposal operative and jello delivery person. |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: SINSULL Date: 02 Apr 09 - 10:01 AM Good! I am scooping the lime Jell-O out of the Jell-O Pit in the tavern. It's fairly easy to pick out the feathers and scales. Should be fine... |
Subject: RE: NYCFTTS re-opens From: MMario Date: 02 Apr 09 - 09:47 AM Stethescopes are chilling in the cooler as well. |
Subject: NYCFTTS re-opens From: SINSULL Date: 02 Apr 09 - 08:40 AM Seems only fair that Severn should have a vehicle in which to recouperate. Someone tell Nurse Ratchet that her services are needed. Bedpans in the fridge; dull needles at the ready. |
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