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BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw - home on Saturday!

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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 06:07 PM

I guess he needs more than the Beano, huh?

When I was younger I had a fever of 104 F. and they gave me enemas.* Think that might help? Or isn't the hospital equipped for such an amount?


















*Didn't work, so I had an IV drip of antibiotics for 8 hours. Witch hazel rubs didn't work either.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: gnu
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 05:16 PM

Yeah, k... the love thing... a lot.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 05:10 PM

Very funny, ya'll. Just spoke with Karen. He is still "awful" which I know you all will be so glad to hear.:-) However, his fever is still up there, about 102 and they are still giving him meds,fluids, etc. Karen is positive they will get him past whatever virus it is and be able to send him home by Saturday. She is glad he's there and not at home.

She said he will do mind games at home, sucking it up and telling himself he won't be sick; then when he's finally convinced to go in, when they get amongst the docs and nurses, etc. he just kind of lets go and is really sick. I don't think it is a white coat phobia, either.:-)

Yesterday was the 13th anniversary of his heart bypass surgery. Thirteen years!! I am so grateful he has made it this far and am breathing deeply for him. I don't "feel" any panic or anything. I think Karen has a good handle on it. She's going to call me tomorrow morning, after she gets off work, with an update.

We love you, Spawdarlin',

kat & my Rog


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 05:05 PM

I think he needs a good dose of "salts". Clean 'im right out.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: gnu
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 04:59 PM

Enamotherfucker I'd say. Blow him up like a balloon and pop the cork. The monkey would need a mask >;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 04:46 PM

I thought the old cuss wasn't swearin up to par lately.

He needs to have a good detoxi-tonic profanic colonic.


Good thoughts coming at ya


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 04:31 PM

I suspect we all know what you mean, gnu...
LOL
Mary


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Jeri
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 04:31 PM

When I first read kat's, "First off - he's okay, well sort of. ", I thought "WT holy flaming super-sized F on a stick!?! This is something serious. Spaw has never been even CLOSE to 'okay'!"

Big wishes from me. May Spaw get un-sick and back to being the normal-for-him variety of fucked up.

(Lots of good cussing in this thread!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: gnu
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 04:18 PM

ahhhhhh... errrr... grrrr. If I could send a message to him, it would be "FUCK!" He would know exactly what I mean.

Love ya bud.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 04:11 PM

It's the nurses I feel sorry for.

Get well soon, greaseball.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 01:32 PM

Positive energy from Maine...


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 12:53 PM

...................just watching and wishing and--- lots of other stuff.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Amos
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 12:23 PM

Well, They ain't getting him yet if I have anything to say about it. Which I do. They will just hafta back out and fuck off for a while; this man is ours and is Of the Living for a good bit more. All clear on that? Sheeshe!!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: alanabit
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 12:09 PM

Same sentiments from Köln. You get yerself back here just as soon as you can mate!


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 12:07 PM

Well, gol danged... This kinda sucks...

Spare thoughts going out as we speak...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: wysiwyg
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 12:04 PM

Kat. Breeeeeatthhhhhe......

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 11:39 AM

No problem, folks. I'll pass on your good words and let you know as soon as I know more.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 11:21 AM

Thanks, kat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 11:17 AM

Yes, please do.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: olddude
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 11:14 AM

Kat
please keep us posted ok, I know the chaos there right now and didn't want to burden him with calls since you are letting us know, please tell him that I am thinking of him and he better get well soon

Dan


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 11:07 AM

I hesitate to post this until I can talk to him more, but I think it's best that I do. He sounded awful just now. He had a doc there, so we only spoke for a minute, but when I said you don't sound like you feel good at all, he croaked out a breathless "no." I know he is in one of the best places for good care and Karen believes he will be okay, so I continue with visualisation of him healthy and home. May it be so!

I'll probably call Karen at some point today and see what's up.

kat


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 11:06 AM

Here's a tip from a nurse of my acquaintance:

Make sure the staff washes their hands before they touch you. Otherwise they can spread stuff from people who are really sick to you.

It would probably be nice if they cleaned the stuff they stick you with, prod you with, and in general use on you. Especially rectal thermometers, enemas and things like those. You want to be sure that the thermometer they stick in your mouth is the kind that's for sticking in your mouth, too. You might want to check that yourself.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 11:06 AM

Sending lots of love...


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: jacqui.c
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 09:38 AM

Mary's not the only one with Hideobilia to spare so get your arse out of that hospital and back home where it belongs, sir!

Karen - take care of yourself my love - lots of good thoughts flying from Maine this morning.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Severn
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 09:20 AM

Most of my thoughts are spare, but I'll spare a few for you. Some snappy patter, son......


Don't think of the place as a mere horse-spittle. Think of it as a Health Spaw!


Hiring a chimney sweep yearly would've cleaned out the flu.


Will you have to recover the couch before he recovers on the couch? How soon will he be Standing Pat?


I hope you can find some Pat answers, besides "Blowing In The Wind", of course....


Heal, boy, heal! (Obedience school training)


No stranger to Hospital Threads, myself,
The New Crispy Minstrel


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Azizi
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 07:54 AM

Here's a uniquely Pittsburgh message to Spaw:

SPEEDY RECOVERY!


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: wysiwyg
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 07:40 AM

The abbrv for swine flu is pron HINEY.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Lox
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 07:17 AM

Take it easy Spaw.

See you on here again soon I hope.

All the best.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Mooh
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 07:09 AM

Get well and stay well, now!

Peace, Mooh.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: topical tom
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 06:13 AM

Good health to you both! Avoid all "witch doctor" remedies and avoid the hospital as much as possible-you can get sicker there.Best wishes to both of you! Hang in there, we need you!


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Tinker
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 05:57 AM

Ya know the hospital demands so much involuntary action, what with the poking and proding and describing of symptoms.... I was thinking it might be in direct condradiction with that Lay-about-at-Large contract ...

But since it might take real work to figure out the direct caluases your in violation of I'll think about it after my morning nap..

Blessings and Light

tink


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: gnu
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 05:09 AM

Thoughts and prayers.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Will Fly
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 04:39 AM

Well, tut tut - this is what you happens when you curse and swear and use profane language and damn everyone to hell and back and allow foul expletives to flow from your mouth and spout the vocabulary of the cesspool and employ the grammar of the gutter and spew the atrocities of the termagent, the harridan, the fishwife and the damned:

You end up in hospital with a lot of sick people.

Get well soon - love and kisses

Will
xxx


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: open mike
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 04:09 AM

get outta there...it is full of sick people!

get home soon

so you can get on with the job of laying about....
it's a hard job, but you are a specialist,
so hurry back@!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 03:52 AM

avoid hospitals! Get well soon & get back home.

hugs to you both

sandra


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 03:37 AM

Get well soon.

Erica and Bryn


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 02:28 AM

>em>Gotcha, Seamus!


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 01:23 AM

Art, I believe you missed the word beneath the word you're referring to. *G*

Actually I think Prick is the least of Spaw's worries at the moment!

Seamus


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Art Thieme
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 12:07 AM

Seamus,

That is a unique way to sign your name to your post. I don't think I
've ever seen it done just that way---with that word. ;-)

Art


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: katlaughing
Date: 09 Sep 09 - 11:53 PM

When they went to the ER, he hadn't taken his evening meds, yet. He kept telling the personnel that he needed to get some meds taken, esp. important things like lasix. I think it was about 6p when they got there. They finally got seen around 10p, admitted and meds administered, which by that time were really needed!

Janie, Karen told their son, Michael, "this isn't the one," so I think he's okay. I know it is a long time to keep him, but she feels they have a good handle on treating his symptoms even as they figure out what is causing them. It did start out as a cold and I know he's been really concerned about swine virus, sorry I keep forgetting the proper name for it, H1N1 or whatever it is. I'll post as soon as I talk with him...keep in mind, I am an hour earlier than him and two hours earlier than Mudcat, so those of you in the East and beyond may have to wait a little while in the morning.

I'll be sure to pass on the "good" wishes!:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Neil D
Date: 09 Sep 09 - 11:51 PM

We agree with Katlaughing, too much with bad news. Get better real quick Spaw, it's not too far to drive, we're in Ohio too. Remember, Neil still has one good leg to kick butt with.

                                  Neil and Christina


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: olddude
Date: 09 Sep 09 - 11:50 PM

And Pat
I going to come down and kick your ass for scaring me!


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 09 Sep 09 - 11:41 PM

Spaw, ya jealous bastard! Ya just can't stand to see Kendall and Tom gettin' all the attention, can ya?
No ya can't; so you have to go and get sick to get some sympathy 'n' prayers 'n' stuff.
Well, it ain't gonna work, pal, 'cause nobody here gives a rat's ass.

So just get your sorry ass outta that hospital and back home, and let Kendall and Tom have all the TLC.

Prick!


Seamus


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Janie
Date: 09 Sep 09 - 10:40 PM

Git well, and git home, 'Spawser.

And Karen, you take as good care of yourself as you take of 'Spaw. They don't hospitalize folks for the common cold or a 24 hour virus, so I'm hoping and praying the H. admission is simply about being very cautious with a feller who has had a heap of health problems and interventions.

Now that I think about it, when one considers the amount of money that has been invested in keeping the old fart going, he really is an investment Karen wants to protect;^) Probably represents the investment of their life savings, and then some! No wonder we consider him a national treasure.

Light and hugs, and watch the coughs - they can cause wet farts.

Janie


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Art Thieme
Date: 09 Sep 09 - 10:26 PM

Hey, Pat & Karen,

Great timing. Prez O. made good cheap healthcare a reality tonight! (Well, not yet exactly, I guess.)

Be well quick; and then join The New Crusty Nostrils. I can hear ya now!!!!...

Art


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Sep 09 - 09:50 PM

Beano for sure. Industrial strength Beano. The 17 ounce pill.

Why didn't I think of that?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Sep 09 - 09:47 PM

The answer is one word:

BEANO!!!

Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and midnight snack of champions*.
















*Yeah, yeah, it's Trigger. Wanna make something of it? Don't make me come to Southern Ohio. Please don't. Oh please...........


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Sep 09 - 09:44 PM

Yikes! Well, Chongo has his usual sage advice to pass on, which is: "Give him lotsa hot mulled cider spiked with even more whisky and rub some powdered red pepper all over him, specially the parts below the belt."

I don't know about these chimp cures, though, when it comes to people. Chimps, after all, are tough as hell.


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Sep 09 - 09:36 PM

Spare thoughts? Shit, I'm lucky to have one thought a day. How about a spare moment of incoherent gibberish?


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Subject: RE: BS: Spare thoughts for Spaw & KarenSpaw
From: Ebbie
Date: 09 Sep 09 - 09:30 PM

"It neither sings nor dances but it has hairy legs" I suspect that describes the man. We must ask Karen.

(Get oudda there, Spaw. I don't like getting teary eyed about you.)


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