BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Riginslinger
Date: 30 May 09 - 09:58 AM

And in which freezer will we finally find Jimmy Hoffa?

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 May 09 - 07:37 PM

True story...

Back in 1986, when I was still married to my ex-wife, the company she worked for hired a new manager from out of town. When he moved to town he found a great deal on a rental house. Within a few days of moving in, his young daughters were bringing neighborhood kids home for afternoon visits. He found this a bit unusual since his kids were not particularly outgoing, so he cornered one of them and asked why they had suddenly become so popular. It turned out that the house they were renting for peanuts had recently been the site of a locally notorious murder. The previous occupant had murdered his wife and stuffed her body in a freezer.

Archived news story about the murder case HERE.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: GUEST,Jon
Date: 29 May 09 - 05:12 PM

this might help you jeddy.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: robomatic
Date: 29 May 09 - 04:39 PM

There was an episode devoted to one aspect of this subject in This American Life (Mistakes Were Made)

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: jeddy
Date: 28 May 09 - 06:19 PM

john on the sunset coast,
it seems you have experiance at this. which bits are the best and apart from the obvious are there any cuts of people to avoid,too tough maybe?
being very short as i am though not quite a dwarf i can say it has it's uses, for example,moving through crowds, people don't see you but feel your' elbow in the ribs if they don't move. lol
however if you put a larger head on a smaller body wouldn't it keep sagging forwards? what a bugger!!

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: gnu
Date: 28 May 09 - 02:37 PM

Yes, LH... he's a hoot and a half! Tremendous wit and use of the "language" to make his points.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 May 09 - 01:51 PM

It's a damn shame that Sir jOhn from Hull posts so seldom here these days. His mastery of the English language is a testament to his good breeding, wit, and impeccable elucidatarientaciousness.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Amos
Date: 28 May 09 - 01:08 PM

That a trans-species definition of the word, Nathan... the "dust-mites are people too" school of thought, also known as THe Seussian Imperative.



A

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 28 May 09 - 01:02 PM

Bodies take up lots of space. Where will you put the rest of the food?

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Amergin
Date: 28 May 09 - 12:58 PM

Yep...we do it here...and let them thaw out just in time for the thanksgiving feast.....

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 May 09 - 12:38 PM

Well, if you don't put them somewhere they're going to spoil.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 28 May 09 - 11:00 AM

i see on news a woman put her mam in freezer and kept her there for 20 years.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 09:09 AM

Become a vegetarian. You can always assume anything in the freezer is edible, even if you can't quite figure out what it is...

You'd never guess it was a sir jOhn thread from the title.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 08:30 AM

Another good thing about been a midget is, you could hide under the coffe table wehn the telly licence people and the jehovas witnesess come round.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 03:23 PM

Naw, there wasn't any pulse. In fact, I sort of expected it to have little burned-out stubs of candles on the fingers.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 01:48 PM

Gotta hand it to you Rapaire...you have your finger on the pulse!
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 01:08 PM

This morning I was a local Rotary club* meeting and the speaker handed 'round a hand. Not a fake plastic one like doctors use to explain why your thumb hurts, but a real one (it was unattached).

It was interesting, and unlike the usual thing, today the speaker gave the audience a hand.



*Rotary Club = a group affiliated with Rotary International. It is not something to beat other drivers on a round-about with.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Ima Gittin'
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 11:08 AM

Thinkin' here that placenta must be similar to hagus in that respect......YUK, I reiterate.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 09:46 AM

Or in that case Clinton...mate is meat
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Charley Noble
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 09:13 AM

It must be a slow day around here when I access such an inane thread.

But it does remind me of this favorite old limerick:

There was a young widow named Brice,
Who kept her dead husband on ice;
She said, "T'was hard when I lost him,
I'll never defrost him;
Cold comfort but cheap at the price."

I second Shanhaiceltic advice about appropriate labeling of whatever you stuff in the freezer. My favorite case in point was the home birth afterbirth that was wrapped in brown paper and stuffed into the freezer at my old housing co-op in Lansing, Michigan, back in 1977. Garnet Rogers should still remember the time he was a guest at our house and was served a wonderful meat casserole by our new resident cook, and the alarming discussion of where the meat came from...I think the "placenta helper" was finally buried in the back yard.

Have a nice day,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 10:36 PM

Meat is meat...

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Ima Gittin'
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 07:43 PM

Hey ya'll....it wuzn't an American Football team....it wuz a SOUTH-AMERICAN RUGBY team that crashed in the Andes Mountains that ate their team mates.... any-one got salt? YUK!

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Cluin
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 07:34 PM

I don't recommend it. It's a real pain in the ass having to shove Grandma out of the way every time you want to get out a bag of peas.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 06:25 PM

Yup, Ebbie, I've heard that. Haven't been Up North in the Winter, so I haven't seen it, though.

I've always that that if I ever shuffle off this mortal coil I should be encased in plastic, like those biological specimens in high school bio labs, and a big lift eye put into the top. Then I could be "buried" standing up, all the while making a Very Rude Gesture. In the future, if anyone cared to see what I looked like, they could pull me up and not only fulfill their curiousity, but learn what I thought of them as well.

Or take Jeremy Bentham...please.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Ebbie
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 05:22 PM

In Alaska we don't need cryogenics labs. When people in Alaska die in the wintertime, we just set them on end and pile drive them in. We do try not to have TOO close relatives and friends there for the ceremony though. Chips can fly.

:)

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 03:41 PM

I can see now why the guns hold no terrors for you...drownings, burnings, exploding cells....I bet the home movies are like Sam Peckinpah
.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 02:10 PM

Yeah, Clinton, I have seen that. Also drownings (one quite long in the water) and fire victims. And one poor chap who had driven a crane into a high tension wire...the least said about THAT the better.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 12:05 PM

I'm all for Cryogenics, IF it had a hope in hell of working without SERIOUS nano-technology... Ya ever seen what happens to a corpse that has been frozen solid and then thawed? It turns to goo... Every cell is ruptured and there's nothing to hold all the 'stuff' in... One would need nano-tech to fix that before you could even consider thawing a cryo-suspension...

Me, I'd be happy walking under a Vanilla Sky... At least until they had the nano-thing sorted out

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 10:44 AM

What is the point of killing them and putting their bodies in freezers...why not cut out the middle man and just stick them in the freezer whilst alive? It would do the job for you!
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 10:22 AM

There's the old joke about the epitaphs:

For her birthday, he bought her a tombstone with the epitaph, "Here lies Maude. Still frigid."

For HIS birthday, she bought one that read, "Here lies Hank. Finally stiff."

Don't get me started -- I know lots and lots and lots of jokes and puns about this subject. I used to make and set tombstones, and my brother did that AND was once a gravedigger. (We can even answer Hamlet's question, "How long must a man lie in the earth ere he rot?")

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rhymin'Simon
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 10:18 AM

But she could complain about her husband being frigid - bit of a dead loss really....

JennyO on Simon's computer

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 08:09 AM

Wives putting dead husbands into freezers is nothing to get cut up about!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: kendall
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 07:03 AM

John, ALL sports are rubbish.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 06:23 AM

And you know in a way, all life is like that.......

most of us have a got a few frozen bits locked away hoping that someday technology, or a change in the economic climate, or maybe a resurgence of interest in the career of George Formby will make us the man of the moment.......

to those people, I say...... life (in my experience) is a hot pizza from Pizza Hut, not a 99p special from Iceland. get yer choppers round it while you can....!

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: GUEST,Cold-blooded
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 10:46 PM

This thread and the author should at least be put on ice, if not in the Freezer.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 09:45 PM

Cryogenics seems to me to be sort of the ultimate in selfishness (well, maybe not the ultimate, but right up near the top). In the (in my opinion) vain hope that someday you'll be thawed out and as good as new you use up resources, time, and people to keep your most-likely-dead carcass frozen. Just because your body is flash-frozen doesn't mean that you're not dead.

Hardy had it right when he wrote, "...for you are men, and rest eternal sorely need."

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 08:37 PM

I don't see the attraction in cryogenics- you get frozen, and two hundred years down the line you wake up (with really bad frostbite, no doubt) only to realise that the all savings in your bank account could buy you a cup of coffee if you're lucky, everyones walking around butt naked, robots have taken over Venezuala, all your friends are dead and everyone's grown alien appendages on their foreheads. No, thanks, i think i'd prefer cremation....

Wouldn't it be more sensible to dispose of your murdered spouse by dumping them somewhere far, far, away and claiming they had run off with the milkman / a ballet dancer? Not that i'd know, of course! :) *laughs nervously and sweeps room with shifty glance*

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 06:58 PM

Before we moved to our own house we were in rented accomodation. My wife Jade had two guinea pigs. Mo the older died before the move. So into the freezer he went until he could be buried in our garden at the new place.

Jade carefully wrapped him and put him in a large brown envelope marked in Chinese on the outside 'Do NOT eat' just in case her parents thought we had stocked something special in the freezer.

Now he is pushing up the fig tree in our garden.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 05:58 PM

I'd give it six to eight

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 09:55 AM

The lamb is starting to come back to you? Have you seen a doctor?

EP, what I love about that website (and the Alcor Corp.) is that they don't deal with dead people -- they deal with "patients". Like they are going to cure them and the patients are going to pop right up and dance a jig.

As the gambler said, "Eight to three he don't come back."

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: JennyO
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 08:57 AM

Thanks jOhn. It does seem like a Roald Dahl sort of twisted tale - I like those. And your memory is obviously better than mine about the details. It was quite a few years ago that I saw it. Now that you mention the frozen leg of lamb, it is starting to come back to me.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 08:26 AM

It was Tales of The Unexpected, and was the other way round, ie woman killed her husband, [hit him over the head with frozen leg of lamb], no prosecution, as there was no evidence left!
It was adapted from the book by Roald Dahl.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: JennyO
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 08:23 AM

I remember a show on TV where a guy killed his wife (I think) and cut her body up into meal sized portions - roasts etc - and froze all the pieces in a large chest freezer. I seem to remember that people thought she had gone on holidays. Eventually somebody got suspicious and the police called round. The final scene showed him inviting them to stay for dinner, and serving up a roast (his wife of course) and the policeman commenting on how delicious the dinner was. I can't remember what the show was exactly, but I suspect it was either the Twilight Zone, or Tales of the Unexpected. Anyone remember it?

Then there was an episode of "The Practice" where somebody found a human head in a freezer.

Then of course, there is that verse in the Irish Ballad:

One day when she had nothing to do
Sing rickety tickety tin
One day when she had nothing to do
She cut her baby brother in two
And served him up as an Irish stew
And invited the neighbours in, -bours in
And invited the neighbours in.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 05:32 AM

Sorry Rapaire, but that website was really boring.

WE NEED TO SEE HEADS!!!!!

..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 05:19 PM

Okay, here are some pictures of "patients" of the Alcor corporation being prepared for the Big Chill. There is also a "neuropatient" (a head? a brain?).

Don't get upset -- they are like an operating room. You don't see anyone or anything other than staff and equipment.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: SINSULL
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 04:13 PM

It is Ted Williams. Boston Red Sox player. It figures

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/7-7-2002-21987.asp

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 04:06 PM

Way off topic, but for looking up odd fillums (or even sensible ones) go here:

Internet Movie Database

Wonderful site..searchable by odd keywords & everything.

I know there are other 'catters that use it.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 04:01 PM

do you think Kerry has been in jOhn's freezer - he has that look about him

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Amos
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 03:50 PM

To tell the truth, Sins, I do not, but it sounds interesting!! :)


A

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: SINSULL
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 03:35 PM

I know of a woman who keeps her dead parakeet in the freezer so that she can take it out and look at it. Just couldn't bring herself to bury it or throw it in the trash.

jOhn,
Has anyone left a dead body on your doorstep ala the dead kitty? This time you need to call the police. Do NOT put it in the freezer.

The last big story here in the States on cryonics involved a baseball player whose son had him (or was it his head?) frozen and was offering Dad to the highest bidder for display and/or cloning or some such nonsense. A sister stopped the sale with a lawsuit. Anyone know what I am babbling about?
SINS

Subject: Lyr Add: YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME AT OUR HOUSE
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 12:16 PM

YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME AT OUR HOUSE

Well, a man came to our house
Our house
Our house
A man came to our our house
To sell some brooms.
So we asked him to come in,
And we hit him with a hammer,
And we put him in the closet
In my father's room.

But you're always welcome at our house
Any time of the day.
Yes,
You're always welcome at our house,
And we hope you will stay.

Then a lady came to our house
Our house
Our house
A lady came to find out why I wasn't in school.
So we asked her to come in,
And we gave her poisoned lemonade,
And we stuck her in the freezer
Where it's nice and cool.

But you're always welcome in our house.
Any time of the day.
Yes,
You're always welcome at our house,
And we hope you will stay.

Then a kid came into our yard
Our yard
Our yard
A kid came into our yard to get his ball.
We asked him to come in,
And we shot him with a .22
And we sealed him up inside
The basement wall.

But you're always welcome in our house.
Any time of the day.
Yes,
You're always welcome at our house,
And we hope you will stay.

So when you come to our house
Our house
Our house
When you come to our house,
We'll have some fun.
We'll ask you to come in,
And we'll take you to the kitchen,
And we'll put you in the oven
Until you're done.

But you're always welcome in our house.
Any time of the day.
Yes,
You're always welcome at our house,
And we KNOW you will stay.

---As I remember The Clancys singing Shel Silverstein's poem.

And we know you will stay.
[chuckle]

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: moocowpoo
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 11:59 AM

when my head falls off, I usually use flat head-nails to remedy the situation

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Amos
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 11:19 AM

Head cement, of course.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 07:06 AM

Rutger Hauer is Dutch. The movie mentioned is Deadlock or Wedlock depending what release you see. Isn't Google wonderful...;-)

I like Ladyhawke with him in. And Blind Fury.

Cheers

DtG
(Neither for nor against putting people in freezers)

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 06:51 AM

If it's a secret society how come you've heard of it?

And what do you stick heads back on with?

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: greg stephens
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 06:27 AM

JOhn talking of Americans having all the stupid ideas, do you know Bush and Kerry both belong to the same secret schoolboy society called Skull and Crossbones? And they are meant to be grownups.
Think how big and roomy your flat would seem if you came back with your head stuck on a midget. Pretty good, huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 05:49 AM

jOhn would have to put a headless body in his freezer otherwise there wouldn't be room for his fishfingers. He would have to put the head in the fridge like the Mafia do or serial killers.

What's it like to be sane and normal? What does a three toed sloth call itself if it can't count? Apart, that is, from Arnold. Why do I keep getting these headaches and hearing voices?

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: catspaw49
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 05:39 AM

Eat me John.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 04:45 AM

or get job, in film about midgets.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 04:44 AM

anyway=If they put your head on a midget, it woulednt be too bad, this is why=
you could be a jockey [if you not scared of horses],
and you could fit into little places, ie if go to football match, just sqweeze through gap in fence, and not haf to pay, so save money.

and glastonberry etc as well.
could be good to be a midget in some ways.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 04:25 AM

hello= i just think of a good idea!=
If you go on plane, take loads of sandwidges, and meat pies and stuff like that, then if plane crash, you wont haf to eat anyone.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 04:21 AM

Ellenpoly. The real thoughts that whir around in Sir jOhns head are so hot that the contents of the freezer would melt.
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 04:19 AM

hello=haf to chose thread name carefully, or they don;t know waht you on about.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: jacqui.c
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 04:19 AM

Waste not want not!

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 04:17 AM

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Thanks once again jOhn, for the best thread name yet!!!

If there was ever a good reason for putting one's head in a freezer for posterity...it's certainly got to be yours.

..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 04:16 AM

yes George, it was called "Eating dead people waht been involved in plane accidents" or something like that.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 04:15 AM

it's not even as tough or interesting as rugby union...Now that's a mans game.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 04:14 AM

american football isent really football, its just rubbish.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 04:13 AM

Was that the film where the plane crashed out in the wilds and they got hungry?

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 04:12 AM

Heloo George Silver-I see another film as well, it was about people eating dead people, it was an American Football Team, american people are really crazy, they think of all the stupid ideas!

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 04:06 AM

jOhn..at least if you put a dead body in your freezer it won't putrify and start to smell so I think it is a good idea. So good it should be made law! When you kill your wife(Or your husband) or anybody else for that matter..it should be law to put them in the freezer. That way the Police would have no trouble finding the body when it's reported missing. The only problem I can see is if the dead person had been the bread winner..so to speak...what would the person who killed them eat????
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 04:00 AM

yes imagine if they put a dutch cap on you.

is this a general thing in America. have they all got granny in a freezer in the garage. No wonder they have big fridges. The thing is they have big families too. I remember they described the Oklahoma bomber as 8th generation Irish. Nobody in England (apart from Prince Charles) knows what their families were doing last week, let alone 8 generation ago.

Jer-ry! Jer-ry! he doesn't exaggerate, does he?

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: darkriver
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 03:58 AM

jOhn,

I agree with you putting dead people in freezers with their heads cut off is a stupid idea.

However, it's less stupid than putting dead people in an oven. Or a toilet.

You have a spider named Jim? Is he friends with the hamster?

Regards.

doug

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 03:53 AM

Oh, sorry, I thought you was talking about my spider [Jim].

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 03:52 AM

he's called Jim, and he's english.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: jacqui.c
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 03:48 AM

I think his name is Rutger Hauer and he's Dutch jOhn. Was the film Bladerunner?

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 03:40 AM

same here! five shillings on a bloody sick spider!

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 03:39 AM

I hope my cards arrived I put a bloody first class stamp on it!

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 03:37 AM

Freeze jim, until technology can repair his leg, otherwise I have sent a get well card for f*** all!

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 03:26 AM

i got that film on video, but my video is nackered so i cant watch it, anyway-i dident write wahts on videos, so take ages to find it, loads of my videos is boxing, and rest is films, but they all mixed up.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 03:20 AM

Anyway-waht if you got alive again in the future, and they put your head on a woman or a midget or something?
you would get intrested in women stuff like shoes and stuff.
and look stupid, ie woman with beard, and people would take the piss.

any way=this remind me of film, with that german bloke from the guiinneess averts , rutger hower?
i think he's german, [he's really tall].
and in film =if they go to far away from people, there head falls of in ex plosion, [special collar like dog].
it was good film, but gorfgot wahts it called now.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 02:21 AM

reason is to make them alive again in the future, they put them in some speciel froxen liquid [i forgot wahts caled it called now].

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Cluin
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 02:20 AM

When the technology is developed to bring them back to life in the future, they'll be laughing and dancing and pissing on your grave, jOhn.

Subject: RE: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 02:18 AM

Depends on whose freezer it is, I guess. I think it would be illegal in a lot of cases.

Is that what the mafia calls "putting someone on ice"?

Subject: BS: Putting Dead People in the Freezer.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 02:16 AM

Hello, they do this in america, i swa a program about it, and sometimes they cut there heads off.
i think its stupid and a big waste of time.