BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: *daylia*
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 03:09 PM

Good News guys!

Maybe those o O O's ain't so *hard* to *come* by after all!

Just check out these enticing chapter titles - "The Proof is in Your Pants", "Know Thyself", "Satisfaction Guaranteed", even the ultra-thoughtful "Before You Call the Plumber".   The book is so effective one reviewer says he even failed his final exams over it! Who could ask for more?   

So don't hold back (uh, at least not at this particular time)

daylia


PS Little Hawk let me know if and when you finally master the .... oh never mind ....

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Peace
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 03:43 PM

Come, come, come, come,
Come to the . . .

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: freda underhill
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 04:13 PM

rubber bands.

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Rabbi-Sol
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 04:57 PM

It's not how long you make it. It's how you make it long.

                                              SOL ZELLER

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 06:54 PM

A good man is hard to find, and vice versa.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From:
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 07:04 PM

I'm in favour of erections.

Except when you wake up and have to pee really badly and are hard enough to drive nails. That ain't no fun. The only time it's not a problem is camping... then you just slip out behind the tent and try and wet down the squirrel on the branch above you.

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Peace
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 09:15 PM

It's hard to be good . . .




















































but it's gotta be hard to be good.

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: annamill
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 12:51 PM

Brucie, it's good to be hard!

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Cluin
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 05:37 PM

Straight up!

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Peace
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 05:56 PM

LOL,both.

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:33 AM

Well, it was exciting while it lasted, but it ended with a bit of an anti-climax...oh, sorry, you said eRection...

Nah, still holds! :0)

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Peace
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:34 AM

The CN Tower is the principle erection in Toronto.

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Peace
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:35 AM

Next time I 'get it up' I will have it bronzed.

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 05:29 AM

Bloody 'ell, Cluin. You brought back memories there. I have found as I get older I get stronger. When I was young and had an erection I couldn't bend it. Now I am older I find it very easy...

:D

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 05:33 AM

Ah... you know you are getting old when you have to stand on your head to pee in your eye.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: MBSLynne
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 07:05 AM

Lololol Dave the Gnome!

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: GUEST,Charlie Chan
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 10:33 AM

The Erection - Bush won dirrent he ?? - enough said


Charlie Chan

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 04:02 PM

Are you calling him the Big Prick?

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 04:37 PM

Erections and thoughts are not usually seen together. The last erection winner is proof positive -- hasn't had a thought to call his own since Daddy bought him a baseball club.


A

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 07:34 PM

enquiring minds...(well, one, anyway) want to know why this was revived, gnu....and with a cryptic remark

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Dead Horse
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 07:40 PM

Bugger multiple o's for men (should I rephrase that?) I would be happy with just the one.
I am taking pills at the moment which have an unfortunate side effect - delayed or absent ejaculation. I get stiff and stay that way until I lose interest and fall asleep.
Form a line girls.....

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 08:34 PM

Bill D... because it was referred to in another thread earlier today as being a great thread and I missed the thread when it was on the go and I thought the "cryptic" remark wasn't so cryptic.

Oh... I just caught your drift... no, I'm not a cocksucker... sorry.

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 03:09 AM

What were those pills called again?
G. o|o
    ---

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 03:43 AM

Dead - will you still be taking them in August? Manitas is away for a week and I have some holiday owing.......

: )

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 04:25 AM

I only need them to stop me rolling out of bed you know!
G..
[Liz, stop playing hard-to-get]

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: freda underhill
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 04:29 AM

gawd..

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 06:18 AM

Gawd damn or thank Gawd?

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 09:55 AM

It's not me that's hard.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 10:11 AM

The youth who attend picture-palaces

Have no use for psychoanalysis.

Altho Dr Freud

Is distinctly annoyed,

They cling to their long-standing fallacies.

--- Joe Fineman    [e-mail]

||: Don't be childish. The children might hear you. :||

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 10:19 AM

The Hermit:

http://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=6443

--- Joe Fineman    [e-mail]

||: The unlived life is not worth examining. :||

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: dianavan
Date: 08 Jul 05 - 02:00 AM

My mother said that the most important thing to a man is his erection and that no matter how old they get, they never stop thinking about it. After reading this, I am convinced she is right.

More ancient understandings from good ol' mom.

...and they try to dismiss this type of wisdom as 'old wives tales'!

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Jul 05 - 03:42 AM

What did Frued call it?
G. ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jul 05 - 06:18 AM

Then, would an old man's errection be called "an old wive's tail"?

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 08 Jul 05 - 06:36 AM

How will I be able to smuggle it into town?

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: colmbanus
Date: 08 Jul 05 - 07:53 AM

I'd love to be able to rise to the occasion

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: GUEST,A regular, hiding....
Date: 08 Jul 05 - 08:51 AM

So she wants more:

Lawyer:
"But no-one ever wants to get screwed by a lawyer twice..."

Builder:
"That'll be a whole new job love, I can't fit you in until next thursday."

Engineer:
"What was wrong with the first one? I can have a redesigned version in a few months."

Politician:
"If I just tell you I've had another, you'll never notice the difference."

Union Leader:
"If we start performing twice each, it'll be taking away our collegues jobs. And we want the right to have a smoke in silence afterwards!"

A very close family:
"But I'm tired form you sister earlier dear."

Remote islander:

"But I'm tired from the sheep earlier dear."

Any more with any more?

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: buttonbox
Date: 08 Jul 05 - 04:32 PM

keep it up!

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jul 05 - 04:40 PM

Islamic architecture has erected the most erections in the world.

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jul 05 - 04:49 PM

There is a good deal of truth to what your mother said, Dianavan. Still, sexual abstinence is practiced by some of the happiest people in the World...people who have mastered advanced spiritual awareness...but they're not what you'd call conventional people in an average state of mind. Still others may abstain generally, but not have any strict rule about it one way or another...they just don't feel a regular "need" for it, that's all. It becomes merely optional, like eating pineapples or playing frisbee.

Myself, I'm not quite that detached yet, however. I still long to assist various nice women in having a simply marvelous time, and will do what I can to help them in that direction if they are so inclined. For such purposes, an erection can indeed be useful, so I'm in favour of more and better erections whenever they are required.

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jul 05 - 05:41 PM

Sooo, you like to return the favour.

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jul 05 - 07:12 PM

Do I ever...I aim to please.

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jul 05 - 07:22 PM

Sooo, you might say, you're spot on.

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jul 05 - 07:23 PM

Has this thread taken the inverse diRECTION?

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jul 05 - 07:47 PM

Gnu:

So now you're going to start a thread about moisture?

A

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Azizi
Date: 08 Jul 05 - 08:23 PM

This action has been going on for a looong time.

Come on, #100!

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Azizi
Date: 08 Jul 05 - 08:25 PM

After all, seeing is believing.

And feeling is even more so.

Not to mention any other senses.

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 05 - 06:59 AM

Come to your senses.

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: GUEST,wombat
Date: 09 Jul 05 - 08:30 AM

It takes but a minor inspection
of any unfolding erection
to come to the only conclusion
an erection is a passing illusion.

it may spring to a heady attention
then sag with exhaustion and bow
it rises in time at a mention
of an undulating soil for its plough

it may seek to dominate the sky
or to burrow the deepest warm earth
we watch and we wonder just why
its an object of derision, or mirth

some of us fear its potential
to dominate, assert and deliver
not just in the bedroom, but the boardroom
it sends our sensations aquiver

yet i say, great erection, you are just
a part of a moving contraction
without a receptacle you fail
to be part of that multiple action

the four legged monster is able
to achieve the great depths and the heights
two legged, you are but a fable
with no one to turn out the lights.

sleep easy, erection
you're but a reflection
of that testy old testosteroni
a quirk of genetics
with motions frenetic
me, I'd rather some hot macaroni!

wendy wombat

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Jul 05 - 09:13 AM

Love is just a mental erection.
G.

Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 05 - 09:19 AM

Would a memory of a past love be a sentimental errection?