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Subject: Questions Please From: Rizla the Green Date: 28 Jan 01 - 06:03 PM I have some answers nagging me..and I wondered if anyone can help me with the questions:-
I would dearly love to know the questions for these answers.... Robin
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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please From: GUEST,khandu Date: 28 Jan 01 - 06:42 PM 1 How often does Spaw get it up 2 Multiplying Spaw's weiner by 3, what do you get? 3 Don't know 4 Who wrote these questions? 5 What did Spaw's woman say to him last night |
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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 28 Jan 01 - 07:26 PM 3 - which sweets have the non-fattening centres? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Jan 01 - 08:18 PM 1. - When does khandu attend meetings of the fiery cross committee? Only on Saturdays
2. - How far does the average Mississippi boy travel from his home county?
3. - What do Mississippians call the droppings in a horse paddock?
4. - What did khandu say when all of his sister's underwear turned up missing?
5. - What did the bouncer say to khandu when he tried to go in the local bar wearing a Bobby Kennedy mask? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please From: Gypsy Date: 28 Jan 01 - 08:29 PM 1. What day may i sleep in? Only on Saturdays. 2. What is the length of your dulcimer hammers? 6 1/2 inches
3. What you call a green shirt? A polo, mint
4. Who ate the end of the chocolate cake? Not me the dog did it.
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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please From: Rizla the Green Date: 29 Jan 01 - 04:10 PM nice on spaw...the best questions yet |
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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please From: Troll Date: 29 Jan 01 - 04:21 PM When do you take a bath? How much mold is growing on the casserole at the back of the 'fridge? What do you call flattened road apples? Who bit the postman? What did I tell my son when he asked to borrow the motorcycle? troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please From: mousethief Date: 29 Jan 01 - 04:22 PM The questions, I feel, should be musical questions. Therefore:
Will it go round in circles?
You ask how much I need you, must I explain?
I guess you'd say what can make me feel this way?
Who put the bop in the bop-shebop-shebop? Who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong?
So tell me now and I won't ask again -- Will you still love me tomorrow? Alex |
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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please From: catspaw49 Date: 30 Jan 01 - 08:28 PM Troll, in my younger, bachelor days, your answer to #2 would have been quite accurate. I once duct taped a refridgerator shut and carted it and its entire contents iut to the street. I couldn't get a good price from Ely Lilly so I just threw it out. Reminded me of a "Shoe" cartoon......the Professor was asked what something in his fridge was and he replied, "Either very fresh lettuce or very old bacon." Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please From: Noreen Date: 31 Jan 01 - 12:03 PM Good questions, mousethief! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please From: mousethief Date: 31 Jan 01 - 12:11 PM Thanks, Noreen! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please From: GUEST,Matt_R Date: 31 Jan 01 - 12:44 PM How would Noel Gallagher answer them?
Q: Do you ever get that feeling that you're older than time?
Q: Hey you up in the sky, learning to fly
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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please From: Lady McMoo Date: 31 Jan 01 - 02:26 PM Oh this is easy! I found all the answers to these and all life's other important questions in recent Mudcat threads. 1. How often does Rick buy a new guitar following the behaviour modification programme initiated by Duckboots? Only on Saturdays. 2. What is the maximum length moustache limb that can be successfully tuned using a Catspaw-brand Brazilian rosewood Aussie-Amish pitchfork moustache tuner? Six and a half inches. 3. What do female Mudcat accordion players use for protection whilst posing for the nearly-nude Mudcat calendar? Polo mints. 4. What is the most common excuse used by Mudcatters accused by the police of unnatural practices with a possum? It wasn't me - it must have been the dog. 5. What were the exact words uttered by Alan of Australia to Big Mick who was "rising to the occasion" repairing Alison's car in a K-Mart in Sydney one hot afternoon? Not with that on your head you won't
mcmoo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please From: bbc Date: 01 Feb 01 - 05:38 AM Wonderful, mcmoo! I missed some of the original statements, but sure enjoyed your retelling! grinning at 5:41 am, bbc |
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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please From: Lady McMoo Date: 01 Feb 01 - 09:05 AM You're most welcome bbc! Wish I knew how to put blickies to some of the orginal threads as they're classics! Peace mcmoo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please From: alison Date: 01 Feb 01 - 09:16 AM LOL McMoo slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please From: alison Date: 01 Feb 01 - 09:18 AM Reference thread for McMoo's number 5 lack of underwear lol slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please From: Dave the Gnome Date: 01 Feb 01 - 09:27 AM 1. Do you always smell like that? Only on Saturdays. 2. How far away do I have to stand to avoid it? Six and a half inches. 3. What are you taking to get rid of it> Polo mints. 4. Phew! Was that you as well? It wasn't me - it must have been the dog. 5. I'll get rid of for you if you want... Not with that on your head you won't. I've got another good one as well -
If the answere is 9W what is the question? Do you spell your name with a 'V', Herr Wagner??? Dave the Gnome |
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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please From: Hawker Date: 01 Feb 01 - 07:13 PM Orperhaps these are the answers with ref to 'This one's just for the broads'...... Q1) Do you get regular headaches? A1)Only on Saturday Q2) HOW BIG?!!!! A2) Six and a half inches Q3) What did your husband get you for your birthday / anniversary / valentines day? A3) Polo mints Q4) Who left the toilet seat up? A4) It wasn't me - it must have been the dog Q5) Will I get noticed by those gorgeous babes in my new toupee? A5) Not with that thing on your head you won't Sorry, couldn't resist! Hawks |