BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Pingu
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 08:41 AM

I didn't attack him from behind. I crept up stealthily and then tripped over a box of Dairylea that some nutter had left lying around.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 09:23 AM

Its a sad state of affairs when you cant walk to the shops without falling over clumsily left over dairyleas, which in turn make you fall into someone else.

Lets also merge the PLF into the PLRDF, the Penguin Liberation and Removal of Dairylea Front

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Pingu
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 09:39 AM

Ok but the t.shirts will cost more to print.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 09:41 AM

Not a problem. i am hatching a secret plan and have a collection box going on the MY NEW GUITAR thread, they think i need the money for a new amplifier for my guitar, but NO! we will use this for the tshirt fund.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Pingu
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 09:48 AM

Aha I see I am dealing with an astute brain. So that's £1000 quid so far. I reckon Bobjack will be a hardnut to crack. I applaud your cunning. Where were you when my mates the seals were being clubbed?

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 10:10 AM

"Bobjack will be a hardnut to crack" easily solved - purchase a mountain bi-cycle or flamenco style guitary thingy (thats the one with plastic strings)and bribe, sorry I mean offer him one (I'll have what he doesn't want, for the idea - cheap at half the price)

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Bobjack
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 10:19 AM

Seals? yum yum! gas mark 6, 20minutes a pound.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 12:06 PM

That joke was used on a thread about horses!!! thats like soooo totally like not original!

When the seals were being clubbed.... well, i come from a different planet to Earth and i have only recently arrived here. so, i apologize i couldnt help before.

One of the things that fascinate me most about your planet is the "Cig Mates"... if you dont know what these creatures are, refer to my thread entitled 'ULL
they truly are a unique specimen.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Bobjack
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 12:09 PM

Penguins? Yum, yum. Gas mark 6, 20 minutes a pound.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Pingu
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 12:28 PM

Bobjack I have a fantastic bargain for you. Sttaw Legend told me you needed one. Hurry though, I have a feeling it won't last long.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Bobjack
Date: 10 Feb 04 - 04:03 AM

What are you talking about Dave? You are a strange little man!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 10 Feb 04 - 04:21 AM

I like penguins.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Feb 04 - 08:40 AM

stewed, fried or baked?

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Pingu
Date: 10 Feb 04 - 08:46 AM

Rustic Rebel we like you too. Please join up. Tshirts coming along nicely so long as it doesn't get too warm.
Anybody want a REALLY cold flamenco style guitar thingy?

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 10 Feb 04 - 10:14 AM

quack!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: King Bob
Date: 10 Feb 04 - 10:21 AM

KING BOB IS HERE ALL FEAR, COWER AND HIDE YOUR SAD UGLY FACES!
I SAY AGAIN WE WILL ONLY KILL PENGUINS THAT ATTACK US,


BUT......


WE ARE SLOWLY ADVANCING AND WE WILL WIN







THE P.E.A WILL PREVAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!














AND LETS EAT SOME SEALS!!!



HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 10 Feb 04 - 10:30 AM

geek

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 10 Feb 04 - 11:33 PM

I cannot fathom a campaign against the noble birds who published the Penguin Book of Ballads.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: ced2
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 09:18 AM

Is the Penguin Liberation Front(PLF) the same as the Front for the Liberation of Penguins(FLP)? Also which interpenguinal do the owe their loyalty to.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 09:22 AM

the front for the liberation of penguins are an army from america, the PLF are the english branch of this great empire

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: ced2
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 09:33 AM

Are they the (PLF) entryist? Just 'cos the FLP are american does not indicate that they do nor have the correct position.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 09:49 AM

Why do all you penguins sing in English [English Book Of Penguin Folksongs ] You don't come from here so get your own language.
And why do you penguins taste like fish? when you are birds. Or are you?
eric

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Trotting Tony
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 09:52 AM

Hey Pal what do you mean entry-ist. There is naff-all wrong with that. I've been a supporter of the penguinist tendancy for years now! I was selling their flippers outside seal meetings and lobbying the whaling front for seasons until that bastard Knikkock outed us at a crill party in Brighton. Lilly-livered stalinist hope he bumps into a killer whale near a dark ice-flo!
UP THE REVOLUTION THE ONLY GOOD EMPERORS ARE PENGUINS!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: ced2
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 09:57 AM

What I always thought the Penguinist Tendancy was revisionist! They should be supporting worker penguins instead they they go doffing their chin straps to the upper classes!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 10:44 AM

Why do you all look like waiters?
eric

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Pingu
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 10:55 AM

It saves us having to get changed for our evening jobs.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 12:43 PM

plus its our undercover uniform, we are in reality a totally different colour, but shhh

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Polar bear
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 05:37 PM

Why are you people talking about cooking them - they taste better raw - and they make a change from seals. We shouldn't even talk about Neil King Penguin in a sensible thread like this - look at the way he dealt with Arthur Star Krill.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Marrowfat
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 05:42 PM

PLF!! don't make me laugh. We of the PFLP (popular front for the liberation of penguins) are already training our birds to hijack albatrosses to attack you puny humans.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Marrowfat
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 05:56 PM

And just wait 'til you see our suicide seagulls.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 06:22 PM

We are not trying to compete with our fellow man, we must band together in these times and join forces. together we are stronger

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Pingu
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 07:23 PM

Polar Bear if you quit your bullying we will make you a really really really really really really really ex large t.shirt.

I think this is going to be easier than we thought. They have no idea we are a delicate shade of fuschia and taste of candyfloss.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Raedwulf
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 09:35 PM

595.5m is the absolute max for a bouncing penguin. 490.5 is the max for a high trajectory penguin. Extensive testing at the IPBP (Institute for Potentially Ballistic Penguins) has proved that they are of little strategic use, although the Top Secret High-Boost program has achieved ranges just short of 3.5km

Nevertheless, funding is being diverted into ICAP (the Inter-Continental Albatross Program). However, the enemy have anticipated us, & the GLFDS (Global Longline Fishery Defense System) has decimated albatross numbers, pre-empting our technology somewhat...

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: ced2
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 06:35 AM

Comelately and flaternal Greetings to Comrade Marrowfat! Was not the PFLP (Popular Front for the Liberation of Penguins) one of the groups that emerged when the Penguin Revolutionary Party Disintegrated when it was disclosed that its 96 (or was it 69)year old (male)leader was discovered to have had 16 year old female penguins spending time in his nest? What was apparantly worse was the the young cadres had been nicking the best stones from the other worker penguins' nests and bringing them to their leader for his now notorious purposes! Perhaps someone can shed some further light on this as I believe that there were several cells that then emerged and called for a new 5th interpenguinal. Was one called the Interpenguinal Crill Party (ICP)?

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 07:50 AM

I've heard a rumour that they are being trained by the CIA along with the dolphins.
eric

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 08:48 AM

okay... I believe this is discriminatory.... not all penguins want liberation, let alone are liberal. Some are rather conservative, a few being anarchistic as well.... and what about those penguins who aren't in front, are you prejudiced against those who may not quite be as fast and are lagging in back?

and I thought this was a fair forum... at least an occasionally okie-dokie forum, at least...

Long Live the Conservatory of Penguin Backs!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: ced2
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 08:51 AM

I heard that that was malicous gossip spread by malevolent members of another penguin organisation called Penguinist Voice (PV). They were based in Manchester, mainly in the academic bits in that city and had applied for a Government Grant to stop the exploitation of sister penguins in the Guano factories on South Georgia. They (PV) were turned down because M.I.6 believed that they had supported Argentinian Emporer Penguins when they attemted to sieze those islands in 1982.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Marrowfat
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 09:51 AM

ced2

not only that but we had problems with the SWP (Socialist Worker Penguins) trying to hijack our demos. The WRP (Workers Revolutionary Penguins) were almost as bad. Now we like to think that these days are in the past and we have matured as an organisation. We have almost settled our differences with the polar bears but they will have to take down the wall and recognise our territorial integrity.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 09:53 AM

Given that for the most part Polar bears are ARCTIC and penguins ANTARTIC this shouldn't be hard.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 10:49 AM

piffle, Raedwulf! I have a number over 500 in-the-air nose-first! 4 of my 5 highest scores were NOT sliding/bouncing.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Marrowfat
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 10:52 AM

That is why our negotiations have taken so long. (Are you really pedant under another guise and are taking this thread seriously - have a glass of wine and loosen up.)

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: ced2
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 11:11 AM

I am interested to hear that the WRP (Workers Revolutionary Penguins)have ceased to give you trouble, you may be able to avoid a future slaughtering! However do not lower your flipper; it is reputed that the ICP (Interpenguinal Crill Party) will call for the flippers and bills of those who they regard as being traitors in the vanguard of the penguinist struggle!! As for the Socialist Workers Penguins; the less said the better though I do understand that they too have little upsets when they drive off those penguins who have sold out to the ruling Emperors. I actually knew 3 chinstraps who were so flippered, they flapped about for years afterwards getting excessively excitable at anything swimming past.
Incidentally have you experienced trouble with a rare breed, generally leaning sycophantically to the right known as Joe's Kremlin Shufflers?

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Bertie the Bolshie
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 12:01 PM

Its the Gulag for you ced2!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Greater Auks Against Penguins
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 12:11 PM

GAAP calls for ALL Auks to rise and expel these Antipodiean Penguins from our territorial waters! Just because convergent evolution has made them capable of filling our ecological niche does not make it right, moral, or even politically correct!

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Marrowfat
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 02:10 PM

I've not had too much trouble with Joe's Kremlin Shufflers but there's a bunch of entryists called New Penguins who've almost hijacked some branches of the movement. They talk about the third way but no one can find it. What else is there to life than fish and krill. But it is more comfortable now that we know how far away the polar bears are.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: s6k
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 04:36 PM

Any penguin is a penguin in need

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 11:00 PM

ced2, gulag? could be an improvement on Keighley.
Are penguins ' wobblies '
eric

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: ced2
Date: 13 Feb 04 - 02:06 PM

That could just be so M. Eric Le Rouge, but then again I did think about moving ti Halifax in the early nineties and decided not to! However I remember Joe's Kremlin Shufflers. Those penguins used to sell their paper round our way; if I remember rightly it was called the "Adele Worker".

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: GUEST,Marrowfat
Date: 13 Feb 04 - 02:35 PM

I remember Uncle Joe's Fish Tankies - and his mint balls - kept the old gulags warm.

Subject: RE: BS: PLF: Penguin Liberation Front
From: ced2
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 05:14 AM

Were there not some Euro-squids as well, infact did they not have a flipper-up about the successor to the Adele Worker the Moaning Star-fish?