BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: olddude
Date: 09 Oct 09 - 08:07 AM

"a chicken in every pot, and shine in every jar"

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Crow Sister (off with the fairies)
Date: 09 Oct 09 - 08:17 AM

"the Nobel Peace Pipe Prize"

Excellent!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Oct 09 - 08:41 AM

What is a dizzy bigger, anyway??? Maybe we need a scretary to keep an eye on them, unless of course, I am one of them... Well, that ain't exactly right neither... If that secretary looks anything like half the Mudville womenz that I have met then she can keep an eye on me anytime she danged well wants...

As for Peace Pipes??? Yeah, as part of my new strtegic plan for bringing about better cooperation between my new country, Europe, and the US then I reckon a peace pipe summit is long overdue... We'll invite Putinhead, too... He could use a few good tokes, hisself...

Wouldn't it figure that Monique would be advising to go go where the money is... According to this correspondence book "monique" is European fir "money"... I shoulda guessed that one...

Also, I was thinkin' that if I get elected then maybe we should begin talkin' about sanctions against the US fir all the dumbass stuff they do... I mean, let's get real here... They done bombed just about everyone here on Earth and are now out bombin' the moon??? What next??? Mars??? Venus??? And what the heck is that health reform thing I been reradin' about??? Force people to give their hard earned money to corporations??? Ain't that like extortion??? Sanctions, folks... Sanctions...

Well, gotta get back to my studying... George Bush was right... It is hard being president and I even president... Yet... Maybe I'll just get elected and take an early retirment and collect a pension... I donno???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Skivee
Date: 09 Oct 09 - 08:54 AM

Hey Mr Ex-Preserdental Now Youripian Presdiental Candidude Bobster, that's a mitey fine offer (but not Joe).
I mite take you up on it, but I kinda want ta drive a yugo in yugoslavania. So I hope that parts negoshabal And I donno about that drinkin and drivin. Never seemd like a good idear ta me. I'm alot safer when I'm smoking weed and drivin. In fact I'm smokin weed and drivin right now.
No, wait, I'm sittin at my watcha call it...computer. No wonder I couldn't get this thing in reverse. Why sometimes I'm such a good driver when I'm all smoked up that I safelike take an hour ta drive ta the end of the driveway, It ken make a trip ta the store for crunchy cheetoes a mite long, but you kent be too careful. By tha time I got there last time the dang Seben-Leben was closed fer the night. It turned out alright though. I found some more crunchy cheetoes in the seat cushuns.
I figger that sort of attenshun ta detail is why you keep hirin me.
Ah, I get ta hang out with tha floozzies, right?
By tha way, I'm not wearin pants right now. Iz that okay?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Oct 09 - 09:47 AM

Ranger Steve - is Canada on that list?

Virginia Tam - these Floozies are all part of the Evil Sisterhood and I love them dearly but who the hell is going to pay money for them? A bunch of over the hill folkies with bad backs losing the war against gravity. When these girls shake their booties, worlds tremble...I know


CELLAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 09 Oct 09 - 09:59 AM

Mary

Clearly you ain't been indoctrinated to the kinky tastes of the polyitical set.

The bigger and older the Floozie the more them Yurpeen kinksters'll pay.

You put the Getaway Floozies in leather and latex and there will be collective global polytical orgazma. That's got to be good for the econimcal climate thingmabob.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Oct 09 - 10:10 AM

I did put them in leather and latex (see Getaway 2006). Most choose to forget.
But the other side of the coin is: Are you going to make my Floozies fraternize with people who don't use deodorant? That French guy paid for little boys in Thailand - the Floozies will castrate him if they get their hands on his family jewels - that can't be good for business.
Maybe we need to carefully vet the customers for personal hygiene, sexual preferences and bank accounts. That might work.
But some of them have husbands who would have to be consulted. And frankly I don't want to end my life as the Madam of the House Of The Setting Sun.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Oct 09 - 11:04 AM

"Collective global polytical orgazma" is exactly what we are talkin' about here... No, we ain't talkin' Mount St. Helens either...

Deodorant??? Yeah, I been givin' that alot of thought, too... Hey, not like we need some kinda authoritarian president but we do need less stinky people... Like why bathe at all if ya' aion't gonna use no deodorantz??? That like crazy...

Now as to the Floozies... Here's the rule... Touch one and we'll bomb yer ass... Period!!!

(Wait, Boberdz... You ain't runnin' fir president of the US... You can't just bomb everyone...)

I can't???

Sheese, this job is gonna be hard work...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Oct 09 - 11:32 AM

Bobert, you jist let the Floozies take care of those who touch when they don't wanna be touched. They'll be pickin' up pieces for days and for miles around.

This here is my Offishull Vice Presidenshull Adviz to you. And don't go messing with the Floozies yer own self neither -- you know that "Remember the Alamo" thing? Well, you "Remember the P-Vine!"

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Oct 09 - 12:12 PM

Think they'll give our bobbie a Noble Prize for Piece if shares the Floozies?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: DMcG
Date: 09 Oct 09 - 12:30 PM

There's a problem if Bobert gets the job. For an American to go round saying "You're a peón" has unfortunate overtones.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Oct 09 - 01:06 PM

Yeah, but Bobert wasn't born in the US. He was born in either VA or WV or someplace like that.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Oct 09 - 01:51 PM

That's true. Still flying a Confederat flag, I'll bet.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Oct 09 - 05:05 PM

Well, I weren't born in none of the states... I was born is DC... That ain't like no state... And even tho I was reared, ahhhhh, raised in Virginny and live in Wed Ginny 20 years I ain't got no love fir no CSA flags... Might of fact, them things disgust me...

As fir Floozies... I got my respect fir them... They can put a hurt on ya' in a heartbeat...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 09 - 11:03 AM

Well, hell, that settles it. Ol' Bobert ain't no American citizen cuz he warn't borned in a State or a Territory or even on a Army base in Panama er someplace.

All Hail President Bobert the One of Yurp!

Long live the President!

And as yer President of Vice, would you like some of these DELICIOUS candies? I got them from this little store in Rome called "Borgia's Bon-Bons".

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Oct 09 - 06:50 PM

I got some of them allready, Rap... Can't keep the sumabiches lit long 'nuff to catch no buzz...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Amos
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 02:24 PM

As a consolationary reeward, Bobes, here's th enews of the day:

"The Obama administration delivered new guidance on medical marijuana to federal prosecutors Monday, signaling a broad policy shift that will mean fewer crackdowns against dispensaries and the people who use them.

Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr. instructed government lawyers that in 14 states where medical marijuana use is legal, federal prosecutors should focus only on cases involving higher level drug traffickers or people who use the state laws as a cover story.

"It will not be a priority to use federal resources to prosecute patients with serious illnesses or their caregivers who are complying with state laws on medical marijuana, but we will not tolerate drug traffickers who hide behind claims of compliance with state law to mask activities that are clearly illegal," Holder said. "This balanced policy formalizes a sensible approach that the Department has been following since January: effectively focus our resources on serious drug traffickers while taking into account state and local laws." "

So yer safe for a while. Make sure your medical card is current, though.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: gnu
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 03:08 PM

Time for some Johnny Weedseeds?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Bobert
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 07:44 PM

Yeah, I heard all about that, Amos and...

...count me in!!!

Please send me a bag o' weed fir my head cold.... I'll gladly repay you when Virginia goes "green" (wink, wink)...

Actually, now that Obonga is on board with this look for other states to go ahead and get on board, too... Yeah, these referemdum things do make it onto ballots but in the past why vote for it when Bush ain't gonna let ya' smoke it no matter what... I heard tonight that there are another 7 states ready to get on the bandwagen... Won't be long before we have Reefer Nation!!!

Cowabonga!!!

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 20 Oct 09 - 07:30 AM

Bobert, you don't wanna learn "Yurpeen" you wanna learn Latin.
Then, if it all goes wrong fer ya in Yurp, y'all can go to Latin America, & speak to the nice folk there.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert 1st Pres. of Europe???
From: Bobert
Date: 20 Oct 09 - 08:47 AM

Ya' ean like ex post facto, CrazEd??? Shoot, I allready know lotta that stuff all ready... Why they call it Latin America anyway??? Ain't nowhere near Latin...

B~