BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???

Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: DougR
Date: 13 Jun 09 - 07:00 PM

Bobert: I figured they'd catch up to you one of these days. :>)

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: heric
Date: 13 Jun 09 - 07:16 PM

Nobody comes here for intelligence gathering.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Jun 09 - 07:17 PM

First of all, the guy is nuts... He shoots his gunn sometimes 300 times a night... Hmmmmmm??? That didn't come out the way it was meant... Real gun!!! Not some phalic thing here... I ain't that way at all, folks... Ask the P-Vine... She'll tell ya'll... I loves all womenz... I loves 'um if they big 'er if they is midgets... I loves 'um no matter what color they come in... I loves 'um when they is cranky and I loves 'um on those rare occasions when they ain't cranky... That, makes me no closet-out-of-the-closet-er-nuthin'-havin'-to-do-with-closets Bobert...

Now as fir Dolly Parton's bra... I understand that used ones make for nice parachutes... Not that I'm gonna jump out of no plane with Dolly's bra but then again I ain't gonna jump out of no plane... No sir... I'll wreck the sumabich first... I have experience in wreckin' a plane and lived to tell about it but no jumpin'...

What else??? Yeah, I didn't think that Joe Offer worked at the CIA or FBI and I'm purdy sure that he had nuthin' to do with no assasinations in the 60s...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 13 Jun 09 - 08:40 PM

Do tomatoes figure in this somewhere?

Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Joe Offer
Date: 13 Jun 09 - 09:10 PM

Bobert, I'm sorry I laughed off your problem. I was off at a music conference and in a hurry, so I didn't give you the attention you deserved. Jeri figure it out and fixed it - and the problem was here on our side.
She's quite a bit smarter than I am.
-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Jun 09 - 10:43 AM

Well, Joe, all's well that ends well... Did have me a little paranoid there fir awhile... I mean, I'd hate to go the way of Martin G... Know what I mean???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: gnu
Date: 14 Jun 09 - 10:49 AM

Bobert! Ten lashes with a wet noodle for that! "He who's name cannot be spoken." is acceptable, but not too often.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jun 09 - 12:20 PM

Naw, Bobes, old whoozy was all bad, and you, why, you ain't half-bad...



A

Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 14 Jun 09 - 05:52 PM

"...the problem was here on our side..."

That sounds intriguing, if somewhat uninformative. Of course uninformative answers do tend to be the most intriguing... That after all is the basis for the conspiracy industry.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Ebbie
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 03:01 AM

"First of all, the guy is nuts... He shoots his gunn sometimes 300 times a night..."

He's just keepin' the elephants away, Bobert.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 06:51 AM

Well, that's agood thing, Eb... Wish the deer would follow suit...

Not half bad, Amos??? You want me to sing "Honey" at the next Getaway, do ya'???

I'm kinda with you, McG... I have kinda wondered how I could get "access denied" when trying to get into Mudville without someone, who has to power to do that, thinkin', "Geeze, ol' Boberdz done went too far this time"... and then havin' to rethink that position... I think we need a Mudburg "Truth Commission" and see if we can't get to the bottom of this... I'd hate to think that one could get MG'd here fir, ahhhhh, saying bad stuff about Dylan, Shatner or Spawz potty habits...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 04:02 PM

Listen Bobertz......If you decide to sing "Honey" for Amos at the Getaway, I wrote some alternate lyrics awhile back that make it a lot more palatable.............

See the tree, how big its grown
And now you're dead
I can't get blown
I've got an itch.
When you were alive
It cost twenty-five
Why did you always charge so much
You fuckin' bitch

Our tree grew large, it fell on you
Now you're gone, my balls are blue
I can't get laid.
So now I've started shagging sheep
And sometimes chickens in their sleep
But they want paid.


Oh Honey I miss you
Cause when you were alive
I could at least get a hand job
For a buck fifty-five.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 04:04 PM

Your voice is so relaxing, Spaw--you're hitting new lows!!!!



A

Subject: RE: BS: Why Am I Locked Out of Mudcat???
From: Charley Noble
Date: 15 Jun 09 - 09:49 PM

Spaw-

That's a fuckin' awesome song.

"Bobert's Got A Nut Case For A Neighbor"

And the next line should be:

And his neighbor's got a nut case too.

Wherever will it ever end?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble