BS: Breastworks and the Divine Spark

Subject: RE: BS: Breastworks and the Divine Spark
From: Mbo
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 10:13 PM

I agree heartily, Joerg! Well said!

--Matt

Subject: RE: BS: Breastworks and the Divine Spark
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 10:21 PM

I think what the study actually proves is that it's harmful to a man's health to lie to researchers about what he's been looking at.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: Breastworks and the Divine Spark
From: bbelle
Date: 01 Aug 00 - 10:31 PM

Ok ... I told myself I wasn't going to post to this thread because it REALLY has nothing to do with music ... now you've forced me to relate my best breast/brazzer story ...

I had decided I wanted to try contacts and chose some that were tinted green. They looked great with my hair and skin but I was having a hell of a time getting used to them.

Farther along in the day, they were bothering me so much I started to take them out and put them in their little case, and I lost one. I literally crawled around the floor, at my office, looking for this little green piece of round plastic. I didn't find it ... plopped my glasses back on my nose ... and didn't think about it too much the rest of the day.

That evening, when I arrived home, I puttered around a bit and decided to take a tubby. I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror, sans glasses, taking off my brazzer. I looked down and there was this horrible green slimy sore covering my left nipple. I panicked and put my glasses back on ... it was my missing green contact.

moonchild

Subject: RE: BS: Breastworks and the Divine Spark
From: A Wandering Minstrel
Date: 02 Aug 00 - 10:38 AM

The correct unit for measurement is of course the BSH

(British Standard Handful).

This is great, means I'm going to get a lot older!

Subject: RE: BS: Breastworks and the Divine Spark
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 02 Aug 00 - 11:32 AM

That's pretty funny Moonchild. It reminds me of the time I put on a pair of tights (leotards/leggings). I looked down at my knee and saw it was all swollen. I thought to myself.....this is odd, I don't remember injuring my knee?
I actually got kind of scared thinking maybe I had a serious tumour or something until I realized it was a pair of rolled up socks that got caught in there while I was pulling my tights on.

BB

Subject: RE: BS: Breastworks and the Divine Spark
From: Kim C
Date: 02 Aug 00 - 11:40 AM

Lone Star Beer, and Boob Wills Music..............

Subject: RE: BS: Breastworks and the Divine Spark
From: bbelle
Date: 02 Aug 00 - 12:15 PM

Bonnie ... that's funny!

I like to wear shoulder pads with some clothes and I a couple pairs of the foam pads that are supposed to "stay-put."

I had donned a pair one day for work and was sitting at my desk working away, when I looked down and noticed my left breast was quite swollen. I looked at the right one and it was normal size. I panicked and was about to call my doctor, when I felt it to see if it was sore and realized it was my shoulder pad, which had slipped off my shoulder and wended it's way downward.

moonchild

Subject: RE: BS: Breastworks and the Divine Spark
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Aug 00 - 12:44 PM

You too can jump up and down and appear to spit quarters, ladies. Just put spare change in yer brazzer, and at the end of the day the quarter which has stuck itself on will pop right off most surprisingly. Always entertaining.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Breastworks and the Divine Spark
From: GUEST,person at work
Date: 02 Aug 00 - 01:30 PM

Am replying from work so no-one knows me........ What i thread!!! What a bunch of funny people. I am enjoying the topic and you people very much.... Hello to all the "hearme" people. Bonnie, drop by and pick us a banjo tune sometime.

Subject: RE: BS: Breastworks and the Divine Spark
From: GUEST,Joerg
Date: 02 Aug 00 - 08:53 PM

To the males (close your eyes, ladies) ...

Doesn't give you the topic of this thread (i.e. the choice of words) the idea of combining Michelangelo's painting of God and Adam with the 'Naked Maya' by - er - Goya(?)

Joerg