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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: VirginiaTam Date: 06 May 09 - 04:24 PM Amos' hat? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 06 May 09 - 04:39 PM I told you it was nasty. But if we paint it silver maybe he will think the Tin Man left it behind. LOL Amos' backyard has turned into a giant snow cone. Looks a bit like the great Boston Molasses Flood too. Nicely done, all. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: VirginiaTam Date: 06 May 09 - 04:46 PM yummy passing out the edible waffle spoons to everyone. Dig in |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: artbrooks Date: 06 May 09 - 05:42 PM When is Amos due back? Is there a Maybe we oughta level and pave the place now, and stripe it like a parking lot. It shouldn't take more than 8 hours for it to be discovered and filled with cars... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: GUEST,William Shatner Date: 06 May 09 - 05:52 PM Hello, fans! I heard there was a really cool party going on here and thought I'd drop in to see if anyone wants to heap some adulation on me. You may now begin groveling. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: artbrooks Date: 06 May 09 - 06:03 PM Oh - the Pizza Hut guy is here.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 06 May 09 - 06:06 PM "An unsuspecting Amos enjoys the 5th day of his vacation." Janie You know, Janie, except for being underwater that snorkeling scene doesn't look all that different from what his home does at the moment. Maybe we need more furniture? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 06 May 09 - 06:36 PM I've got a chair! And I found a picture of Little Hawk and one of his friends! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: katlaughing Date: 06 May 09 - 06:51 PM Kat comes tripping in...Birks flapping gently, until she slips a bit. Dang it! What in the aitch?? Man you guys have REALLY made a mess in here! Does Amos know about this. Do your MOTHERS know what you've been doing in here? I hope Belize is worth it! Sheesh, I kept hearing these rumblings and finally decided to check in...I was all ready to clean up the litter in the back garden, figured Spaw musta been kicking some about, only to find volcanoes, snow, and goodness knows what else. At least now I know why Amos isn't writing his ass off over in the new story thread to which he received a personal invite. Humph...if I were a drinkin' woman, I'd want one of those old amaretto sours I used to drink, but oh well, ta hell with it, virtual ain't gonna hurt the 3D meds any right? Barkeep! Someone point me in the right direction and bring 'em on! We went to town to see That old tattooed lay-dee She was a sight to see Tattooed from head to knee... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 06 May 09 - 06:53 PM Shatner's here? Hi, Bill! No wait, that's not Shatner, it's a pile of mammoth shit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 06 May 09 - 06:56 PM Don't you have "mammoth" is the wrong place? Shouldn't it come BEFORE the word "pile"? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: artbrooks Date: 06 May 09 - 07:44 PM How can you tell? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 06 May 09 - 07:52 PM Welcome Kat! The squid was tending bar until he/she/it fell in love with ice skating. Now I'm afraid it's "serve yourself." Wait, where's that new guy, William? Be a luv and go fetch Kat a drink. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 06 May 09 - 07:57 PM I think he'll really like this sofa. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 06 May 09 - 08:02 PM And this chair!. Absolutely a must have! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 06 May 09 - 08:09 PM ASIDE: If anyone attempts to send that shit to my house, all bets are off! Alice will be invited to piss on ALL your belongings and walk, sit and dine on the table where your food is served. BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 06 May 09 - 08:09 PM Oh, And Kat? I'll be over on the story thread in a couple of days, as soon as I finish my, uh, research. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 06 May 09 - 08:14 PM HEY GUYS! SHHHHHH Make nice with Shatner. I think we have finally found our virgin sacrifice for the volcano. Give him a few drinks - maybe better make that a few bottles. Someone get Little Hawk out of here. Tell him there is a model of the Enterprise out back or tell him Khan is on the ski slope. Anything just get him out of here so the squid can grab the old fart, skate him over to the volcano and plug it up with his big blubbery ass or his face - whichever fits best. And keep katlaughing occupied. Little Mary Sunshine won't be happy if we render down Captain Kirk in the fissures. Thar she blows! I see the white whale! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 06 May 09 - 09:24 PM Here's one of the pair of lamps I got him to go with the couch. And this one will look GREAT in the sewing room! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: katlaughing Date: 06 May 09 - 09:48 PM Uh, Janie, thanks, but you know I am going to have to notify PETA about that sheepshead chair..that is truly gross!**bg** Sins...there is no love lost between me and Kirk; if you need is lardarse for stoppering up a volcano, I say go for it! Just don't use me as a lure, eh? I found some really tacky things which one of the Founders of the Temple of the Golden Globes should have in his house...tenboob products including a lamp to massage. (Warning: adult content!) More amaretto and sour and I've called for a backhoe for the litter. Sheesh! Quite a pile in here ya'll! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 06 May 09 - 09:51 PM I'm having a little trouble deciding on a coffee table. What do you think of this. I'm just not sure. There is alsothis one. Hmmm...just not sure about either. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 06 May 09 - 10:03 PM Oh, oh, oh. Go with the Sumo wrestler. Amos will just love it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 06 May 09 - 10:12 PM I'm so glad you recognized the need for more furniture, Ebbie. I don't know about everyone else, but it gives me such pleasure to shop for other people, finding gifts that have just the right touch - especially when they are paying for it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 06 May 09 - 10:22 PM Definitely the Sumo wrestler. I need some sleep. Some of that crap is starting to look good. Is Shatner in place at the volcano? I wouldn't want to be responsible for any brush fires... Plug 'im in, girls! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 06 May 09 - 10:27 PM Actually, I have always been partial to the leg lamp from The Christmas Story. An apartment on Fore Street keeps it in their window - lamp envy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 06 May 09 - 10:48 PM WAIT A MINUTE! BELAY CHUNKIN' OL' TUB-A-LARD INTO THE VOLCANO! Has it not occurred to you that tossing something as unappetizing as a Shatner into the volcano will give the poor thing a severe case of indigestion? Then it will probably start burping up globs of lava which will melt the snow, producing a river running from Amos's house to the Pacific Ocean? On second thought, Amos has always wanted waterfront property. Throw the lard-assed old ham in. (Sorry, Bill, but Scotty can't beam you up from this one.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 06 May 09 - 11:42 PM Plug 'em in, tamp 'im down. (Poor Bill. I've always kind of liked him. Or at least had a sneaking fondness for him. On the other hand, I don't watch him so what do I know?) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: katlaughing Date: 07 May 09 - 12:15 AM Janie! Forgot to say thanks for doing your *research* and I"ll keep an eye out for ya! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 07 May 09 - 12:30 AM Oh My Gawd. It's as bad as the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Look--it's coming from the back yard. Bob's Big Boy. Did Amos have this buried in the back yard all of this time? Was he the one who made off with this iconic Southern California figure, made so important in Johnnie Carson sketches? But this one, it's walking, it's turning its head. . . Duck! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 07 May 09 - 01:52 AM Stilly, I think that came from Sins' front yard. What it's doing here, I can't imagine. Unless it's a case of 'Where you go, I will go"? Attachments are sometimes hard to understand. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: VirginiaTam Date: 07 May 09 - 02:49 AM Quietly attempting a little clean up while partyers are sleeping off last night's festivities. Le sigh! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 May 09 - 03:52 AM Cough cough splutter splutter... I think I caught something off that squid you know.... Are you sure it's sanitary? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Tinker Date: 07 May 09 - 06:54 AM Sanitary??? Have you look around this place ? The squid has a pretty good track record at the tavern, I'd guess the hockey players... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 07 May 09 - 08:10 AM Maybe if we put that Big Boy where the guest house used to be, Amos won't notice that it isn't there anymore. What do you think? Rumble Rumble RUMBLE RUMBLE... BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Damn volcano just shot Shatner straight up into the sky. He's babbling something about the final frontier or maybe a law suit. Can't really tell. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 07 May 09 - 08:49 AM Well, he's certainly gone where no man has gone before. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 07 May 09 - 08:56 AM Do you think he will go into orbit or should we notify the the Air Force? What goes up...I like the idea of fighter jets shooting down Shatner. But they will wonder where he came from. Maybe we should just wait and see. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 07 May 09 - 08:59 AM Liz? Upset tummy? Cough? And you do feel a bit warm...oh dear god it's Squide Flu! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 07 May 09 - 08:59 AM Oh look! There go the interceptors from Miramar Naval Air Station! By the way, I've arranged for the Blue Angels to do a fly-over at about 50 feet later today. They'll break Mach 1 just as they pass over. Sonic booms are great! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 07 May 09 - 10:15 AM Anything that wasn't already cracked will certainly show the signs of that visit! What were you thinking? The neighbors might complain about that level of noise. (Did anyone think to invite the neighbors over to this party? That's always the best way to avoid complaints.) The neighbor's diaper service driver walked over with the generous donation of a stack of clean large white towels. I think he got a gander at the bare birds and buns the other day. So cute--"Bide A Wee" is stencilled along one edge. How's the beach today? Oooooooo! Ahhhhhhh! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 07 May 09 - 10:31 AM Actually after a roll in the molasses and a pillow fight in Amos' bedroom, the penguins are almost back to their old selves. To my relief they are covered with white feathers and no longer look like angry nuns. Hockey players in boas - quite fetching. Liz isn't looking good. Are those tentacles sprouting out of her back? I really think we should notify WHO. They may want to quarantine her...but don't do it until the party is over. I don't wan tto be stuck here with her especially if Amos is due back. A Big Bang above us? Neat! When? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: MMario Date: 07 May 09 - 10:34 AM And to think they said invertabrates couldn't host diseases transmitable to mammels. Unless Liz is a closet invertabrete? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 07 May 09 - 11:01 AM More like a closet invert-a-bra, I think. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 07 May 09 - 11:02 AM "...he got a gander at the bare birds and buns the other day..." Stilly I first read that as 'bare birds and bums". I too thought I saw some. Liz? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: MMario Date: 07 May 09 - 11:13 AM Wow ! Look at THAT! Do you see it coming! Is it a bird? Is it a Squid? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 07 May 09 - 11:13 AM YUK She's oozing. This can't be good. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 07 May 09 - 11:18 AM "Buns" and "bums" are interchangable across the Atlantic, aren't they? Janie, any idea what Amos is doing in Belize today? Maybe he decided to loose those brown trunks and tan the ol' bum. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 07 May 09 - 11:37 AM Look, Amos may not be the most educated or couth person around but I don't think it's nice to call him an "old bum". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: MMario Date: 07 May 09 - 11:41 AM DUCK! It's c oming right at US! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 07 May 09 - 11:43 AM I'll turn the other cheek after that remark, Rap. Have you gathered up all of your explosives and heavy equipment so you can take it home when Amos gets back? Or is it all shrapnel in the back yard and surrounding county? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 07 May 09 - 11:53 AM 300 big laughs! |
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