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Subject: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Bobert Date: 03 Dec 07 - 08:09 PM Stop the presses!!! The WGSR has informed me that it is very close to a major breakthrough on locating the exact problem with the wiring schematic in women!!! Okay, it's a little tenative and the WGSR needs to run thru some processes before we go public but it sounds real promising... This may explain, among others, why: 1. Womenz get to the check out counter and seem amazed that they are expected to actually pay for stuff that the cashier has just run thru the3 scanner and bagged up... 2. It is that womenz think that the the toilet seat should be left down... 3. Womenz think that asking fir directions from perfect strangers, who may be lost themselves, is smart... 4. Womenz pour themselves into nice dresses and then ask their mates how they look and the mate says, "Great" and then the womanz stomp off to the bedroom, slam and lock the bedroom door and the mate gets to sleep on the couch fir 3 days... 5. It is that womenz always think they is right about everything, includin' stuff, like carburators, that they don't know jack about... Those are just a few examples that all men can readilly relate to but there thousands of 'um out there and the WGSR is close to nailin' this one... Stay posted, man... There is hope... Maybe they'll just come up with a pill fir them... No, not that pill... A new one... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: skipy Date: 03 Dec 07 - 08:14 PM Go & hide in the cellar, not yours, someone elses, because you are dead if you don't! Skipy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Leadfingers Date: 03 Dec 07 - 08:22 PM Skipy has it DEAD RIGHT Bobert - Go Hide !! NOW !!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: John on the Sunset Coast Date: 03 Dec 07 - 08:26 PM I hope your woman has a sense of humor. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Sorcha Date: 03 Dec 07 - 08:34 PM LOLOLOL! Now, I KNOW I have to pay, but sometimes the amount just gobsmacks me for a bit. Especially at the grocery or when Christmas shopping....(which, but the way, I absolutely HATE!) Look, I admit I don't know Jack about carebureators...or howeverthehellitsspelt. Ref the Toilet Seat: The ONLY reason I'd like it down (well, there are 2 reasons) 1) I don't fall in at 3 AM in the dark. 2) The splatters don't show if the seat is down. I NEVER ask how I look. I look in the mirror. It usually tells me more than I want to know anyway. Put them in yer pipe and smoke it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Bobert Date: 03 Dec 07 - 08:39 PM Hide??? Nah, what's to hide from??? Hey, I have survived womenz this far in spite of their obvious wirin' problems... What, you all think I need to go hide unner my bed like a scared dog??? Hey, did I say that I was zeroin' in one thier little situation??? No, I din't... The Wes Ginny Slide Rule is on to 'um this time... Okay, it's been on thei problem for several years... Maybe 20 years... Okay, maybe 30 years... I don't know... All I know is that the WGSR says it's on to somehtin' here... I'm just the messenger... Hide??? My butt... (You looked in the mirror lately, BObert??? You ain't got no butt... What you got is some sagin' Levis where a butt is 'sposed to be...) Nevrmind the "butt" comment as it has nothin' to do with this very exciting potential breakthough... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Sorcha Date: 03 Dec 07 - 08:42 PM Bobert dear, I think you have a very nice butt! hee hee...... (Sorch, when you realize you are in a hole, stop digging) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Dec 07 - 08:43 PM Are you suffering from saggy butt syndrome too, Bobert???? Geez. It's depressing. Ever since even Mick Jagger started being visibly affected by SBS, things have been going downhill for us 60's guys. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Bill D Date: 03 Dec 07 - 09:15 PM You ever consider borrowing a slide rule from some OTHER state, Bobert...*grin*...that one may be leading you into dangerous calculations. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Bobert Date: 03 Dec 07 - 09:20 PM Yeah, LH, it really sucks... After the WGSR gets the womenz wirin' thing figurated out I'm gonna put it on SBS which, after fighurin' out womenz, oughtta be like a walk in the park... Butt I gotta agree... Mick may still have the chops butt he ain't got butt... Purdy friggin' disheartenin', I'd say... BTW, Sorch... Thanks fir them kind words even if they are all lies... It was sweet of you and just part of what the WGSR is tryin' to figure out... (Butt, Bobert, you coulda said that Sorch gotta a nice butt??? Like whats' the diff???) Well, she does, that's the diff... Nevermind all this butt-talk when we are on the threashold of solvin' the "Big Question"... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Bobert Date: 03 Dec 07 - 09:25 PM Nah, Bill... It has been a trusty friend over the years... Solved lotta important questions like, ahhhhh, how many beer can I drenk when I'm out in my studio and still find my way back to the house... You know, impoprtant stuff like that... BTW, it never let me down... Okay, it was close one night... But I made it... Didn't quite make it to the bedroom, mind you, but I made it as far as the kitchen... Woke up the next morning huggin' the range... Nevwermind, you all don't need to know nuthin' about me and my range... That's personal... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Don Firth Date: 03 Dec 07 - 09:28 PM Oh, man, Bobert! You've done it now! She: Do these slacks make my butt look fat?One of the big secrets to a long and happy life is knowing when to put a sock in it. Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: bobad Date: 03 Dec 07 - 09:35 PM "One of the big secrets to a long and happy life is knowing when to put a sock in it." I don't get it, how exactly will putting a sock in your wife's butt lead to a long and happy life? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Sorcha Date: 03 Dec 07 - 09:45 PM Oh, bobad, are YOU in trouble now! Boys, you need to mount a rescue mission for poor ole bobad! ASAP Bobert....er, um...uh,....did you say I have a nice butt????? Well, geez, thank ee kind sir! I didn't know you noticed! Now, since you all know so much about carebuerators and alla that, tell poor Alice in MT why her '90 Subaru shifter will move into R but the tranny doesn't know it.....car no back up when told to. Probably just needs a huge infusion of plastic? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Dec 07 - 09:47 PM I wonder if that's what Judy Carne on Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In had in mind when she kept saying, "Sock it to me!" Amazingly enough, people seemed to think it was funny at the time. ;-) That show got dated very fast. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 03 Dec 07 - 10:26 PM Lemmee tell ya' Bobertz, your WGSR is focked up. It may have been a (t)rusty tool for many years but now you're the tool and its a piece of crap. Tell ya' why.................. It and all the other slide rules and other calculators in the flypaper state had WVU figured to go to New Orleans after beating the hell out of Pitt by at least 4 touchdowns. Didn't happen though did it? No, the 4 touchdown underdog took a big chomp outta' those National Championship travel plans. The Buckeyes will wave as they fly over on the way to the championship. Your guys will play the Okie Sooners, a team that KNOWS how to come through in the clutch!!! Good Luck with them....LMAO!!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Janie Date: 03 Dec 07 - 10:30 PM Now Bobert. When are you gonna figure out that Wes Ginny slide rule of yorn was invented by a woman, and ain't likely to ever deliver up the secret that you seek? Yep. It's true. There was this hillbilly woman lived out on Poca River with too much to do to answer silly questions all day. Well, she finally got tired of her man askin' her what made her tick. So she come up with the Wes Ginny slide rule. Next time he asked, she handed her new contraption to him and said, "Go figure." She reckoned that would keep him too busy to keep asking' silly questions and seekin' answers where mystery ought to prevail. it worked. Nothing pleases a womanz more than a man who stays busy. Twarn't long before every woman in the holler had given her man one of those Wes Ginny slide rules. Now the menz is all busy, and the womenz is all happy. I wouldn't lie to you about this, Bobertz. You is too good a friend. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Janie Date: 03 Dec 07 - 10:33 PM Ooooooh, 'Spaw - you - you - Ohioan you! How's THAT for an insult! Janie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: wysiwyg Date: 03 Dec 07 - 10:42 PM Most women if you sock 'em in the butt will just kick you back in reply, aiming behaind them since that's where you were, and hitting soft, vulnerable parts. Best not to do it. Woke up this morning, wrapped around my range. Yeah I woke up this morning, wrapped all 'round my range. It was too hot to handle, boys, so I fried my brain. Still I thought I'd get some breakfast, breakfast always here. Yes I thought I'd get some breakfast, breakfast done been here. Couldn't even taste egg gravy, jes' my stale old beer. If my woman ever find me, hope she'll sort me out right. If my good girl she can find me, I know she'll sort me out right. But my Wes Ginny Slide Rule, sheet! Left me 'ranged all night. Gonna get me a brand-new cooktop, treat it nice and sweet. When I get me that brand-new cooktop, treat it nice and sweet. Put that ole Slide Rule in the oven, baby, 'n' turn me up the heat. Cuz I woke up this morning, wrapped around my range. Yeah I woke up this morning, wrapped around my range. It was too hot to handle, but it fried my brain. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Rapparee Date: 03 Dec 07 - 11:11 PM I got several slide rules down in my desk, and a book on how they're used. A couple are mine, the rest are my wife's. She's got a bachelor's in mathematics, fergodsakes! So stand back! I got a slide rule and I know how to use it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 04 Dec 07 - 03:50 AM We have a slide rule in our house... the rule is, don't slide down the hall on the rug - I've fixed it so that when Manitas comes in drunk, he slides down the hall and into the kitchen, making it look like an accident when I cash in the life insurance. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: skipy Date: 04 Dec 07 - 08:43 AM Edmund Gunter (1581-1626) a professor at Gresham College in London, England, created the first, primitive version of the slide rule, which he called a "logarithmic line of numbers." Skipy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: GUEST,Janie Date: 04 Dec 07 - 08:45 AM Ah, But a Wes Ginny slide rule is an alltogether different instrument. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Bobert Date: 04 Dec 07 - 08:53 AM Hmmmmmm, WYSuzie, I see you had a little talk with the Hotpoint while you were visitin'... Grrrrrrr, that danged range swore it would never say a word to nobody about that night... But you know what they say, don't ya?... ...yeah, never trust a hotpoint unless you you're lookin' to get burned... Speakin' of gettin' burned, what kinda story is that, Janie... You know 'bout a Wes Ginny womanz inventin' a slide rule??? The only thing that I remember them Wes Ginny womens inventin' were kids... Pop 'um out once a year, they would... Must be in water... Or maybe them "socks"... I don't know... ...and speakin' of water, Spawzers, you need a cold shower... You done got way to lathered up with yer dellusions about yer football team... Now as fir the rest of you doubters and nay-sayers all I can say is that the Wes Ginny Slide Rule is on the case... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: wysiwyg Date: 04 Dec 07 - 09:08 AM IN the case. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Donuel Date: 04 Dec 07 - 09:27 AM Have you ever noticed that when women think it, they create a memory of having said it, followed by an insistence that you are the one who forgot what they said. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Bobert Date: 04 Dec 07 - 09:33 AM Yup... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 04 Dec 07 - 10:16 AM Funny that, Don, I've only ever experienced that from men who insist they said something when I know full well they didn't - usually about being home late for dinner or the location of the car keys. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 04 Dec 07 - 10:18 AM What I've noticed about older women is that they tend to worry, fret, and go on and on about trivial things that simply don't matter and are a complete waste of everybody else's time. As soon as one of those trivial things is taken care of, they find another one, and the whole process starts over again. I don't find it's a problem with younger women, by the way...just those past a certain age (which varies a bit, depending on the individual). As their search for romance and partnership dwindles with the onset of middle age, their penchant for finding highly unlikely things to worry about increases by leaps and bounds. Perhaps there is a connection there? ;-) Romance, after all, involves risk...whereas the kind of arbitrary and chronic worrying I am talking about is an attempt to avoid ALL possible risk, not only for oneself but for everyone whom one knows and is connected with. Then too, they expect terrible things to happen unless a multitude of elaborate precautions are engaged in whenever one goes out of the door (or even the room!) for any reason whatsoever. If one is travelling by car or airplane (!), the number of elaborate precautions required to soothe the concerned older woman goes up exponentially. They expect you to do their worrying for them and to govern your own life according to the dictates of their fevered and paranoid imagination. It's bloody annoying! When they finally shuffle off this mortal coil they will have wasted so much time worrying about disasters that might have happened but never did that if the mental energy they spent had been collected for a more useful purpose, such as generating electricity, we could probably have solved world hunger, ended war, and created a global paradise for all by now!!!!! It is these very women who stand in the way of peace, serenity, and progress in this world. They are the grit in life's vaseline, the stone hiding in the bowl of rice, the monkey wrench jammed in the machine of existence, and they MUST BE STOPPED!!! ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Amos Date: 04 Dec 07 - 10:21 AM Well, good luck with that, George. Do let us know how it goes, okay? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 04 Dec 07 - 10:32 AM (chuckle) Yeah, right... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Bert Date: 04 Dec 07 - 11:37 AM But William Oughtred gets all the credit Skipy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: wysiwyg Date: 04 Dec 07 - 12:13 PM Yes, it's all our fault, especially if you subscribe to the "Eve as Evil-Bringer" theology. :~) (I refer of course to THE Eve, not Bobert's; I think he has that mixed up a bit though.) Have a nice day, men. :~) ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Amos Date: 04 Dec 07 - 12:47 PM AN' all you little purdy gals, out there, you-all have a nice day, to, ya hear? (Ducks, covers and flees). A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Amos Date: 04 Dec 07 - 03:02 PM Meanwhile, in what can only be caused by telepathic synchronicity of the first order, the Onion reports this: Man Finally Put In Charge Of Struggling Feminist MovementDecember 3, 2007 | Issue 43•49 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 04 Dec 07 - 03:13 PM Gaah. I suddenly feel nauseous for some reason...must've been something I read. ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Becca72 Date: 04 Dec 07 - 03:26 PM Ok first off the seat AND the lid are to be closed in my house for one simple reason. PEOPLE SHIT IN THERE. Also, I happen to know that it is the gift of sight and not those pants that make my ass look big so I don't bother to ask. I've owned enough shitbox cars to know a little something about them, but not too much. Don't talk to me like the concept is totally beyond my tiny girl brain and I'll be sure to ask intelligent questions when I need more information. The rest of it is just silly. And I know plenty of men it applies to also. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Bobert Date: 04 Dec 07 - 04:22 PM Well, gol danged, LH... You has hit the nail right on the head... Too much fussin' and worryin' over stuff that ain't gonna happen anyway... Then when somethin' does happen, which it rarely does, it's "See, I tried to tell you that could happen." Yeah, Honey, and a danged asteroid could land on the3 house, too, I guess??? This one truly drive me nuts... I mean, I spend a lot of my time and energy doing stuff that I know is a down right waste of time but I do it 'cause it beats the heck outta the chin music... Tell ya' all what... After the WGSR gets to the wirin' problems with the womenz I'z goinna put it to work on menz 'cause we will do a lotta stupid and useless stuff just to escape the naggin' 'n harpin'... What the heck is wrong with us, anyway, and... "The rest of it is just silly?" (Mark that as "Exhibit A", will ya??? B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Gurney Date: 04 Dec 07 - 09:32 PM Is Wes Ginny a rural area? Like, "Almost heaven, Wes..." If so, I bet I can guess what they are sliding on! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: GUEST,PMB Date: 05 Dec 07 - 04:05 AM Carburettors, do cars still have those? But anyway a certain F-gendered person of my acquaintance recently told me that the clutch was gone on her car, then asked could it be the timing belt slipping? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Bob the Postman Date: 05 Dec 07 - 07:58 AM Iffen yer hankerin ta clutch a female, timin is all-important. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Don Firth Date: 05 Dec 07 - 03:42 PM But then. . . . I met a young woman (had a class with her) back in the late 1960s). She skied a lot. On her way back from a skiing weekend, her car, an Alfa Romeo, fritzed out on her. A male friend who was with her wanted to have the car towed back to town. She said, "No, that'll cost a fortune. I think I know what's wrong." The friend snorted derisively. But she got out and got under, "I was right," she said, as she crawled out from under the car. "And I can fix it myself. But we'll have to leave it here for now." The male friend was highly dubious. They managed to hook a ride back to town. Lotsa other skiers coming back from the pass. The following Monday after work, she made a purchase from the service department of the foreign car dealer where she usually took the Alfa for service, got another friend to drive her back to her car parked off the side of the highway. She got under again and replaced a busted universal joint. Herself. Then she drove the Alfa back to town. Nuthin' much purtier that a nice-lookin' woman dressed in her grubbies, with her hair all tousled and a smear of grease on her forhead. My wife, Barbara, is a whiz at repairing leaky faucets. And a whole lot of things. Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Janie Date: 05 Dec 07 - 04:09 PM Like I say, Bobert - you're busy, and p-vine's happy:>) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Janie Date: 05 Dec 07 - 10:21 PM Also, I wanna here more about all those virgin births that happen up in those hollers with a man havin' nary a thing to do with it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Bonecruncher Date: 05 Dec 07 - 10:28 PM A simple cure for the insistence of leaving the toilet seat down is to cover the pan with cling-film, then lower the seat. Colyn. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Bonecruncher Date: 05 Dec 07 - 10:36 PM The Rules The FEMALE always makes THE RULES. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE to know all THE RULES she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES. The FEMALE is never wrong. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong. The MALE must apologise immediately for causing said misunderstanding. The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time. The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset. The MALE is expected to mind-read at all times. The Man who doesn't abide by THE RULES can't take the heat, lacks backbone, is a wimp. Any attempt by the MALE to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm. If the FEMALE has P.M.S., all THE RULES may be null and void. The FEMALE is ready when she is ready. The MALE must be ready at all times. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: ranger1 Date: 05 Dec 07 - 11:12 PM Um, Bobert, I think I am the exception. 1. I usually have calculated how much it's gonna cost me by the time I reach the cashier and I usually have cash in hand by the time said cashier is done ringing me up. 2. Toilet lid has to be down in our abode, otherwise the stupid cat falls in. Not really a problem, except that she likes to sleep on my pillow... 3. Directions? I don't need no stinkin' directions! I can read a map! 4. I'm fashion-challenged. Jason has to tell me what looks good, so I know I don't need to ask if I look good. 5. Mmm...well, I know more about cars than my man, he knows more about literature and stuff. I also hate shoe shopping. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Janie Date: 05 Dec 07 - 11:49 PM Edith Ethel Frazier, Bobert. That was her name. She was a Frazier ere she married, but she and her husband were not kin unless you went way back. She was one of the Frazier's Bottom Fraziers. You know, over there on the Kanawha where the road comes down off of Red House Hill by the mouth of Armor Creek? Her husband, Claude O. Frazier, was one of the Poca River Fraziers. His granddaddy owned that big farm that used to be there at the bridge over Poca River where Doc Bailey Rd. ran into Poca River Road. His granddaddy and her granddaddy were either 4th cousins or 2nd cousins twice removed. Can't quite recall which. So weren't no problem with these two Fraziers marring. Anyway, it was her that came up with the Wes Ginny slide rule. I'm not sure of the date, but it had to have been after tie wire and elastic were invented. Of course, alder branches have been around for a long time. I can show you her grave sometime, if you want. It is in the Frazier family cemetery (the Frazier's Bottom Fraziers, that is), right there at the very top of Red House Ridge. You know how, if you're comin' from the Poca River end of Red House Rd, just after you cross the ridge and start heading down for the Kanawha, there is that big old barn hard by the road? When I was a teenager, you could still make out the "Chew Mail Pouch Tobacco" on the side facing the road. Remember? Anyways, look straight up the hill from the barn as you drive past, and you can make out the fence around the cemetery, there at almost the very top of the ridge. My cousin Hilda tells me women still stop along the road and walk up through the pasture to the cemetery to leave little tokens on Edith Ethel's gravestone, though not as often as they once did. Myself, I ain't been out that road since I was in my mid-twenties. Randall was drivin' and Tom, having had a little too much beer and acid, climbed out the rear window of the car, over the roof, and onto the hood. But that's a whole nuther story for a whole nuther time. So, as I was about to say, Edith Ethel is more or less the sacred saint of the Secret and Sacred Order of the Ladies of the Hills and Hollers. Once a year, usually the day deer season opens, since all the men are gone then, we gather for our annual ceremony at some one's home, usually consisting of a combined Tupper Ware and Lingerie Party, followed by a male stripper. I have heard that in tonier areas, like South Hills up in Charleston, they are more likely to have Mary Kaye and Pampered Chef, but that is an unconfirmed rumor. Almost always, after a few bottles of Chablis, (Pinot Grigio in South Hills), some one starts channeling Edith Ethel. I thought it was only at these annual ceremonies that she spoke through one or more of her intermediaries. That is why I was so surprised, and more than a little scared to realize she was sharing space in my brain last night. It was clear she had somehow got wind of this thread, and was wanting be to convey a message to you, Bobert. "I want you to convey a message to that skinny-assed hillbilly of the male persuasion who started this thread. The one with the Wes Ginny slide rule who is using the slide rule figure out how womenz are wired" she just kept repeating over and over again. I was afraid. Afraid for you, my dear friend, and I tried to push her out of my mind. I knew if I received the message I was honor bound to deliver it. I wrestled with her most of the night, but at last she prevailed. I am ashamed I did not trust her from the start. There was clearly nothing for you or I to fear. What she said was, "Tell him to go figger." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Amos Date: 06 Dec 07 - 11:15 AM ROFLMAO, Janie! Dang, that is one very shaggy dog!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 06 Dec 07 - 03:12 PM It's been a real pleasure to finally get the true story of the WGSR after all these years! |
