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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: wysiwyg Date: 03 Dec 07 - 10:42 PM Most women if you sock 'em in the butt will just kick you back in reply, aiming behaind them since that's where you were, and hitting soft, vulnerable parts. Best not to do it. Woke up this morning, wrapped around my range. Yeah I woke up this morning, wrapped all 'round my range. It was too hot to handle, boys, so I fried my brain. Still I thought I'd get some breakfast, breakfast always here. Yes I thought I'd get some breakfast, breakfast done been here. Couldn't even taste egg gravy, jes' my stale old beer. If my woman ever find me, hope she'll sort me out right. If my good girl she can find me, I know she'll sort me out right. But my Wes Ginny Slide Rule, sheet! Left me 'ranged all night. Gonna get me a brand-new cooktop, treat it nice and sweet. When I get me that brand-new cooktop, treat it nice and sweet. Put that ole Slide Rule in the oven, baby, 'n' turn me up the heat. Cuz I woke up this morning, wrapped around my range. Yeah I woke up this morning, wrapped around my range. It was too hot to handle, but it fried my brain. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Janie Date: 03 Dec 07 - 10:33 PM Ooooooh, 'Spaw - you - you - Ohioan you! How's THAT for an insult! Janie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Janie Date: 03 Dec 07 - 10:30 PM Now Bobert. When are you gonna figure out that Wes Ginny slide rule of yorn was invented by a woman, and ain't likely to ever deliver up the secret that you seek? Yep. It's true. There was this hillbilly woman lived out on Poca River with too much to do to answer silly questions all day. Well, she finally got tired of her man askin' her what made her tick. So she come up with the Wes Ginny slide rule. Next time he asked, she handed her new contraption to him and said, "Go figure." She reckoned that would keep him too busy to keep asking' silly questions and seekin' answers where mystery ought to prevail. it worked. Nothing pleases a womanz more than a man who stays busy. Twarn't long before every woman in the holler had given her man one of those Wes Ginny slide rules. Now the menz is all busy, and the womenz is all happy. I wouldn't lie to you about this, Bobertz. You is too good a friend. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 03 Dec 07 - 10:26 PM Lemmee tell ya' Bobertz, your WGSR is focked up. It may have been a (t)rusty tool for many years but now you're the tool and its a piece of crap. Tell ya' why.................. It and all the other slide rules and other calculators in the flypaper state had WVU figured to go to New Orleans after beating the hell out of Pitt by at least 4 touchdowns. Didn't happen though did it? No, the 4 touchdown underdog took a big chomp outta' those National Championship travel plans. The Buckeyes will wave as they fly over on the way to the championship. Your guys will play the Okie Sooners, a team that KNOWS how to come through in the clutch!!! Good Luck with them....LMAO!!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Dec 07 - 09:47 PM I wonder if that's what Judy Carne on Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In had in mind when she kept saying, "Sock it to me!" Amazingly enough, people seemed to think it was funny at the time. ;-) That show got dated very fast. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Sorcha Date: 03 Dec 07 - 09:45 PM Oh, bobad, are YOU in trouble now! Boys, you need to mount a rescue mission for poor ole bobad! ASAP Bobert....er, um...uh,....did you say I have a nice butt????? Well, geez, thank ee kind sir! I didn't know you noticed! Now, since you all know so much about carebuerators and alla that, tell poor Alice in MT why her '90 Subaru shifter will move into R but the tranny doesn't know it.....car no back up when told to. Probably just needs a huge infusion of plastic? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: bobad Date: 03 Dec 07 - 09:35 PM "One of the big secrets to a long and happy life is knowing when to put a sock in it." I don't get it, how exactly will putting a sock in your wife's butt lead to a long and happy life? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Don Firth Date: 03 Dec 07 - 09:28 PM Oh, man, Bobert! You've done it now! She: Do these slacks make my butt look fat?One of the big secrets to a long and happy life is knowing when to put a sock in it. Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Bobert Date: 03 Dec 07 - 09:25 PM Nah, Bill... It has been a trusty friend over the years... Solved lotta important questions like, ahhhhh, how many beer can I drenk when I'm out in my studio and still find my way back to the house... You know, impoprtant stuff like that... BTW, it never let me down... Okay, it was close one night... But I made it... Didn't quite make it to the bedroom, mind you, but I made it as far as the kitchen... Woke up the next morning huggin' the range... Nevwermind, you all don't need to know nuthin' about me and my range... That's personal... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Bobert Date: 03 Dec 07 - 09:20 PM Yeah, LH, it really sucks... After the WGSR gets the womenz wirin' thing figurated out I'm gonna put it on SBS which, after fighurin' out womenz, oughtta be like a walk in the park... Butt I gotta agree... Mick may still have the chops butt he ain't got butt... Purdy friggin' disheartenin', I'd say... BTW, Sorch... Thanks fir them kind words even if they are all lies... It was sweet of you and just part of what the WGSR is tryin' to figure out... (Butt, Bobert, you coulda said that Sorch gotta a nice butt??? Like whats' the diff???) Well, she does, that's the diff... Nevermind all this butt-talk when we are on the threashold of solvin' the "Big Question"... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Bill D Date: 03 Dec 07 - 09:15 PM You ever consider borrowing a slide rule from some OTHER state, Bobert...*grin*...that one may be leading you into dangerous calculations. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Dec 07 - 08:43 PM Are you suffering from saggy butt syndrome too, Bobert???? Geez. It's depressing. Ever since even Mick Jagger started being visibly affected by SBS, things have been going downhill for us 60's guys. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Sorcha Date: 03 Dec 07 - 08:42 PM Bobert dear, I think you have a very nice butt! hee hee...... (Sorch, when you realize you are in a hole, stop digging) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Bobert Date: 03 Dec 07 - 08:39 PM Hide??? Nah, what's to hide from??? Hey, I have survived womenz this far in spite of their obvious wirin' problems... What, you all think I need to go hide unner my bed like a scared dog??? Hey, did I say that I was zeroin' in one thier little situation??? No, I din't... The Wes Ginny Slide Rule is on to 'um this time... Okay, it's been on thei problem for several years... Maybe 20 years... Okay, maybe 30 years... I don't know... All I know is that the WGSR says it's on to somehtin' here... I'm just the messenger... Hide??? My butt... (You looked in the mirror lately, BObert??? You ain't got no butt... What you got is some sagin' Levis where a butt is 'sposed to be...) Nevrmind the "butt" comment as it has nothin' to do with this very exciting potential breakthough... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Sorcha Date: 03 Dec 07 - 08:34 PM LOLOLOL! Now, I KNOW I have to pay, but sometimes the amount just gobsmacks me for a bit. Especially at the grocery or when Christmas shopping....(which, but the way, I absolutely HATE!) Look, I admit I don't know Jack about carebureators...or howeverthehellitsspelt. Ref the Toilet Seat: The ONLY reason I'd like it down (well, there are 2 reasons) 1) I don't fall in at 3 AM in the dark. 2) The splatters don't show if the seat is down. I NEVER ask how I look. I look in the mirror. It usually tells me more than I want to know anyway. Put them in yer pipe and smoke it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: John on the Sunset Coast Date: 03 Dec 07 - 08:26 PM I hope your woman has a sense of humor. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Leadfingers Date: 03 Dec 07 - 08:22 PM Skipy has it DEAD RIGHT Bobert - Go Hide !! NOW !!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: skipy Date: 03 Dec 07 - 08:14 PM Go & hide in the cellar, not yours, someone elses, because you are dead if you don't! Skipy |
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Subject: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!! From: Bobert Date: 03 Dec 07 - 08:09 PM Stop the presses!!! The WGSR has informed me that it is very close to a major breakthrough on locating the exact problem with the wiring schematic in women!!! Okay, it's a little tenative and the WGSR needs to run thru some processes before we go public but it sounds real promising... This may explain, among others, why: 1. Womenz get to the check out counter and seem amazed that they are expected to actually pay for stuff that the cashier has just run thru the3 scanner and bagged up... 2. It is that womenz think that the the toilet seat should be left down... 3. Womenz think that asking fir directions from perfect strangers, who may be lost themselves, is smart... 4. Womenz pour themselves into nice dresses and then ask their mates how they look and the mate says, "Great" and then the womanz stomp off to the bedroom, slam and lock the bedroom door and the mate gets to sleep on the couch fir 3 days... 5. It is that womenz always think they is right about everything, includin' stuff, like carburators, that they don't know jack about... Those are just a few examples that all men can readilly relate to but there thousands of 'um out there and the WGSR is close to nailin' this one... Stay posted, man... There is hope... Maybe they'll just come up with a pill fir them... No, not that pill... A new one... Bobert |
